Chapter 233: English Scum
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It was getting late and late, and despite his reluctance to be in love with the bed, Zhang Zi'an squirmed on the bed for a long time, but he still got up on time, sat on the edge of the bed and yawned, and put on his coat unhurriedly.
In the dimly lit bedroom, a pair of blue eyes suddenly lit up, glaring at him with murderous intent.
The dazed Zhang Zi'an was really startled, a thin layer of cold sweat broke out on his back, and he almost shouted for help, saying in his heart what kind of demon and monster this is!
On closer inspection, it turned out to be a snow lion, grinning at him, shaking its sharp fangs to threaten. Zhang Zi'an understood from its movements and expressions, what it meant: Stinky man, let the old lady be light, if you disturb Your Majesty's rest, the old lady will castrate you!
When he went to bed last night, the snow lion had to be with Fina anyway, and even if Fina wouldn't let him go to his princess's bed, he would rather lie under the bed and be with Fina as his company.
To be reasonable, Zhang Zi'an is very reluctant to let it enter the bedroom, because it is very dangerous, to let such a lace cat who hates men so much that he keeps saying that he wants to castrate his lace cat to sleep in the same room...... But with Fina here, it shouldn't be reckless, right?
At this time, the snow lion had a blanket under him, snuggled tightly beside Fina's princess's bed, and stared at Zhang Zi'an vigilantly, like a loyal sheepdog.
At first, he was worried about whether it would freeze, but when he saw its snow-like fur that could hide eggs, he knew that he was worried, and besides, this guy was enthusiastic, and it would be good if he could cool down when he was cold.
Zhang Zi'an didn't want to make more trouble, so he tiptoed into the bathroom to wash.
When he came out of the bathroom, he saw Fina wake up, stretching and pulling back the curtain of the princess's bed.
"Your Majesty, don't you sleep a little longer, and there is a slave family, and no one dares to disturb your rest!" the snow lion immediately leaned over flatteringly to show his loyalty.
"No need. If this palace can't afford to sleep, won't it make mere mortals laugh?" Fina glanced at Zhang Zi'an.
Zhang Zi'an said, the way you yawn and pretend to be forced here is not convincing at all, and don't you have to sleep all day after breakfast?
But he just thought about it in his heart, and he wasn't stupid enough to say it.
Zhang Zi'an came downstairs, Xinghai and Lao Cha had already woken up, Richard grabbed the metal crossbar of the floor-to-ceiling glass door, and as soon as he saw him walking down the stairs, he couldn't wait to clear his throat and said:
“Gaga! Waking_up_is_the_second_hardest_thing_in_the_morning!”
Lao Cha and Xinghai looked confused when they heard it, and they didn't understand the hidden meaning of this sentence at all.
Zhang Zi'an pointed at it, "You think I can't understand it in English?"
Scolded the next door, Chinese puns are not enough for it tossed, and now it has been changed to English puns?
Richard raised one of his wings and pointed at him, pretending to be surprised, and said, "Isn't Jeff an English idiot? Yesterday you acted like an English idiot!"
Zhang Zi'an defended: "I am also a person who has passed the fourth level of English, how can I be an English idiot......? Is it because of that word......"
“Psittacosis。 Richard said.
"That's right, because it's so awkward! Seriously, they can't make it up on purpose, right? I don't read much, don't fool me!" he said indignantly.
Richard covered his face with his wings, "I can't really take you idiot...... Psittacosis is a combination of the two roots of psitta and cosis, psitta means parrot, crosis means lesion, together it means psittacosis, which is completely in line with the rules of English word formation, even if you think about it with your ass, you can't make it up blindly, right?
Zhang Zi'an almost knelt, how many Chinese can understand this Nima? Is it true that every Chinese has passed the English special eight?
"I can't compare to the two of them. "One of them is a veterinarian who reads English literature all day, the other is a turtle who has drunk foreign ink abroad, and I am just a pet shopkeeper, and I have learned English before but I have almost forgotten it!"
"Quack, Jeff, you don't have to be presumptuous, even if your English level is 1, the level of the two of them is only 10. Richard turned his head disdainfully and pecked the feathers behind his back with his beak.
"Du Nima is 10 times more than that, and you can't be presumptuous?" Zhang Zi'an wanted to cry without tears.
Richard held a long split short feather in his mouth, pulled it off and spit it on the ground, "Because the full score is 100, the level of the three of you sounds no different from Uncle Ben, they are all scum!"
"I said don't litter, okay?" he spat as he stared at the falling feather.
"What's the matter? You're going to sweep the floor in the morning anyway. Richard said nonchalantly, "Jeff, you can't find a boyfriend if you care so much about the details." ”
"I'm not looking for a boyfriend in the first place, your uncle, what if you don't find me a girlfriend and I won't beat you to death!" he threatened.
"Quack! Richard looked at him left and right, "Get down to business, follow Uncle Ben, and it will be good for you." ”
“......”
Zhang Zi'an didn't believe half of what it said.
Blasting it away from the crossbar, Zhang Zi'an opened the roller shutter door, allowing fresh air to pour in.
I don't know if what Sun Xiaomeng said yesterday had a psychological effect, he always felt that since Richard came, the air in the store had become a lot more turbid...... Or rather, it's a lot dirty. Isn't that a pun?
It doesn't matter if cats and dogs shed their hair because cat and dog hair are long and thin, but the dusty plumage dropped by parrots and pigeons is PM2.5 particles, suspended in the air and inhaled into the lungs. Of course, it doesn't matter if there are only one or two parrots, the harm caused is not as good as indoor smoking, and more ventilation is king.
Fina lazily descended from the second floor, followed by the snow lion.
"When will breakfast be delivered?" said Fina yawning and jumped on the tallest cat climbing frame, raising her nose and sniffing it, but she didn't smell the smell of roasted meat. With difficulty, the snow lion jumped onto the cat climbing frame on the second floor, and lay down peacefully under Fina's tail.
"Tsk, I know how to eat and sleep all day long......," Zhang Zi'an muttered to himself as he lowered his voice to the lowest.
He pulled out his wallet, took out the money and counted it.
Uncle Li and Aunt Li also accept online transfers, but they still seem to feel more at ease with banknotes, so Zhang Zi'an always pays cash.
He took out a hundred-dollar bill, walked over to the cat climbing frame, flattened it and showed it to Fina, "See? You don't know, there is actually a cat hidden in this bill!"