Chapter 005: Just going to the toilet, Xu Ling is yours
Xie Guotian is actually the director of the Qingdao Industrial and Commercial Bureau.
Although Tengyun City is not under the jurisdiction of Qingdao, it is all in the same province, and Xu Haitian is a businessman, he naturally respects Xie Guotian very much, even if Xie Guotian does not have much money, but in Huaxia Kingdom, officials are always guests.
Xu Lan, who was next to him, took the opportunity to start praising his son and saying that Xie Yu had some glorious achievements.
Xu Ling, who was on the side, listened lightly and didn't care.
On the table, Xu Lan and Xie Yu spoke hotly, as if Xie Yu had become the son-in-law of the Xu family, as for Xu Ling's parents, that is, the son and daughter-in-law who were not doing their jobs in Xu Haitian's mouth, they were very quiet, they looked like Sven, and they didn't speak, just laughed together.
No one paid attention to Song Kai, as if this person did not exist.
Song Kai ate meat and vegetables in a big gulp, and as for the contempt in front of him, he didn't take it to heart at all.
Not long after, Xie Guotian got up and said, "I'm sorry, I'll go to the bathroom first, and you can continue." ”
"Okay, okay, thank you for slowing down. Xu Haitian said to Xie Guotian, with a bit of flattery.
When Xie Yu saw this scene, he was proud, sure enough, what his mother said made sense, Xu Haitian was always reluctant to marry Xu Ling to him in the past, it was because his father's position was too low, and now, his father has become a powerful figure at the bureau and department level, and sure enough, Xu Haitian's attitude has changed!
Song Kai saw Xie Guotian leaving, he also got up and walked towards the toilet.
Entering the toilet not far away, Xie Guotian was facing the urinal, shaking his body constantly.
"Uncle Xie, can't you pee? Song Kai walked over and whispered with a smile.
Xie Guotian glanced at Song Kai, very impatient, "Go and play." ”
Song Kai stood beside Xie Guotian very leisurely and said: "Actually, this kind of problem like this, which always wants to pee and can't pee, is very easy to treat, and not only is this easy to treat, but also the impotence is also very treatable. ”
"What are you talking about!" Xie Guotian was furious, he was already planning to lift his pants and not pee.
"Don't worry, Uncle Xie, you try again. As he spoke, Song Kai pressed Xie Guotian's back, this is the kidney acupoint, which belongs to the acupoint of the Foot Sun Bladder Meridian.
As soon as he pressed it, Xie Guotian felt a thrill all over his body, and then, the urge to urinate came out, and then he peed out, the urine was very refreshing, it was not so cool in these two months, it was even cooler than looking for a woman when he was young!
Take a pee for a minute.
Xie Guotian lifted his pants and looked at Song Kai, surprised, excited, excited, and happy, he really felt happy, because since he had this problem, he had not been able to empty all his urine for two months, and when it was the worst, he could only go to the hospital to insert a urinary catheter!
And at this moment, Song Kai just pinched his back, and he could be so cool!
This...... It's amazing.
"Well, how do you know me...... Hmm, I still have Yang Wei and Sperm Relics?" Xie Guotian asked, his attitude much better.
Song Kai said: "Because my dad used to have a period of time, he behaved the same as you, his face was blue, the whole person was wilted, he couldn't pee out, he couldn't get hard, and he always lost sperm, during that time, hey, my mother said that my dad was useless all day long, he couldn't shoot with bullets, all of them were wasted, and he couldn't raise his head to ridicule my dad." ”
"That's it!" Xie Guotian almost cried aggrievedly when he heard the latter sentence, "Tell me, which big man can stand this kind of talk, even if he has more money and power, what's the use, at home it's like a grandson, whatever his wife says, he can't stand up straight." By the way, what happened to your father?"
"Okay," Song Kai was talking nonsense there, "Later, my father often pressed the acupoint I pressed for you just now, plus I ate a prescription prescribed by an old Chinese medicine doctor, and it was only three days, and it was fine, and I made my mother dead and alive all day long, and then my father went out to find the junior and my mother was invisible." ”
"Really?" Xie Guotian excitedly grabbed Song Kai's arm, "That...... Where's that recipe? Also, there's that acupuncture point, tell me where it is. ”
Xie Guotian really believes it, firstly, the symptoms that Song Kai said are exactly the same, and secondly, just now Song Kai pressed it, and he urinated, which means that Song Kai must have seen this disease.
Song Kai narrowed his eyes, coughed, and said, "Uncle Xie, I will give you the recipe and the acupoint, but ...... Well, you see, today's dinner makes it clear that your son is going to rob my daughter-in-law, and I'm also a man, so I can't be cuckolded so casually, right? ”
Xie Guotian understood, and he immediately said, "Yes, yes, just now Uncle didn't think it through. To be honest, I don't want to come to this banquet today, no matter what, Xu Ling has already made a marriage, how can we stick a bar, my old face is not good-looking. The key is that the mother-in-law in our family recognized Xu Ling and had to marry her as a daughter-in-law. Moreover, you also know that my uncle is not good at that, there are five or six people outside, and he is a shrunken king at home, and he has no right to speak at all, so he has to listen to the mother-in-law.
But don't worry, Song Kai, as long as you can guarantee to cure my illness, I will be able to stand up in front of that old lady, I will still be the head of the family, Xu Ling's girl, it is yours. ”
Song Kai breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Okay, uncle, then let's leave a phone number, and when this banquet is over, I will send you the recipe, two are effective, ten are wrapped, and you can live with twenty pairs, and every time you faint that woman to death." ”
Xie Guotian was so excited that he didn't doubt it at all, and immediately left Song Kai's contact information, and then he stopped Song Kai's shoulder and said, "Let's go, let's see Uncle's performance next." ”
Soon, Xie Guotian put his arm around Song Kai and walked back to the banquet like a father and son.
At the table, Xu Ling and Xu Haitian were stunned, and Xu Lan and Xie Yu opened their mouths even wider, not knowing what was going on at all.
Xie Guotian went back and sat down, smiled, and said: "I just met Song Kai Xiaoyou in the toilet and chatted with him for a few words, oops, cousin, I have to say, you really found a good grandson-in-law, erudite, extraordinary, and most importantly, thoughtful and courageous, okay, although my son has a higher education, but compared with Song Kai, it is still a little worse, hey." ”
As soon as these words came out, the table was even more collectively petrified.
What is the situation! Just go to the toilet together, Song Kai has successfully rebelled against an enemy!
Xu Haitian and Xu Ling were confused, at this time, Xu Lan next to her couldn't help it even more, she turned around and slapped Xie Guotian on the shoulder, "Dead ghost, what are you talking about! Crazy you! I'll tell you, Xu Ling is the daughter-in-law of our Xie family, if you talk nonsense again, the old lady will cut you!"
"Shut up for me!" Xie Guotian raised his voice violently, he was a bureau chief after all, he had been in the officialdom for decades, and the momentum on his body suddenly frightened Xu Lan.
"People have a good marriage contract, you have to pull me to insert a bar, where do you let my old face go! If I am my subordinate in the future, my leader will know, know that I am not keeping my promise, and I will snatch love with a knife, what will people think of me!" Xie Guotian glared at Xu Lan.
Xu Lan didn't dare to speak.
Xie Guotian snorted, then arched his hand towards Xu Haitian and said, "That, cousin, I'm sorry, I have to go back to Qingdao to do official business, I have to rush back, your family of five will eat first, and we will go back first." After speaking, Xie Guotian got up and pulled Xu Lan up, "Stinky girl, come with me!"
Xu Lan was completely stunned at this time, so she could only get up silently.
"Mom!" Xie Yu was stunned, how could this be forgotten! Xu Ling is such a beautiful beauty, with long legs and big breasts, he has to marry her, even if he can't make a decision today, then he has to make a friend, maybe he can find a chance to start in the future.
Xu Lan beckoned to Xie Yu and told Xie Yu to shut up, now that Xie Guotian was on fire, she didn't dare to provoke.
Xie Yu pouted, but he knew that he could only do this today, but Xu Ling, a woman, would never give up!
The three members of the Xie family left the table.
In the box, Xu Haitian sat there in a daze, his face was hot......