Body Chapter 18: Are You Worth a Million?
Chapter 18: Are You Worth a Million?
Tang Xiaobao was dumbfounded.
What does this mean?
How does it feel like a threat?
Hard can't come soft?
Is it fashionable to play the emotional card now?
He didn't believe Ma Ming's words...... Even if you believe it, it has nothing to do with him, you can't force marriage!
Speaking of which, Tang Xiaobao also has a good impression of Ma Xiaofeng, but it has nothing to do with love, or maybe he was frightened by the enthusiasm of Ma Ming's father and daughter.
Tang Qingshan said with a serious expression: "Xiaobao, Xiaofeng is still good, you can't really hurt others, if you really want to find death and life because of you, then you will be too sorry for others!"
Tang Xiaobao said embarrassedly: "Dad, you won't be scared by him, right? Do you really believe that she will find a short term for your son, then hell, you don't know what your son's conditions are?"
"Who can tell the emotional thing. Tang Qingshan glanced at Wu Chunmei with a strange smile in his eyes.
Tang Xiaobao's heart moved, I'll go, there seem to be some stories between my parents and my parents?
"Oops, it's terrible!"
Tang Xiaocao rushed into the ward, his face was red, his heart was beating faster, and he shouted excitedly: "Brother, it's terrible!"
"What's so exciting, gold ingots have fallen from the sky?" Tang Xiaobao said angrily.
"Hey, it's not from the sky, it's a red envelope from your father-in-law. Tang Xiaocao's voice trembled a little: "Guess how much, one million, one million!"
Tang Xiaobao trembled in his heart.
Depend on!
It's really rich!
Tang Qingshan was also frightened, and hurriedly asked, "What million?"
Tang Xiaocao twittered the origin of this red envelope, and finally calmed down a little, but said with some embarrassment: "This money is too much, so I am still confused, brother, your father-in-law is really rich, how to deal with this money?"
"Yes, what to do with so much money?" Wu Chunmei also asked.
Tang Qingshan frowned: "No merit, this is a million, you have to pay it back." β
They're all honest people!
They are all kind people!
Tang Xiaobao pretended to be very calm: "Is a million a lot? People still want to give me 10 million last night! Forget it, he won't ask for it when he goes back, people are too rich to care about such a point at all, so take it, just to improve their lives! Isn't there more places to use money at home!"
Tang Qingshan: "Isn't this okay?"
Wu Chunmei: "It's just that we don't know how to spend so much money." β
Tang Xiaocao: "I think I'll listen to my brother, take it, anyway, our family still owes debts." β
"Is it appropriate?" Tang Qingshan was a little moved.
"It's so suitable!" Tang Xiaocao glanced at Tang Xiaobao with a smile and said, "As long as my brother is good to my sister-in-law in the future!"
Burst!
Tang Xiaobao said angrily: "Are you selling my brother? I'm worth a million?"
Tang Xiaocao smiled: "Hey, then this is really earned, can you be worth a million? You are too naΓ―ve, too narcissistic!"
Brother and sister bickering mode is on......
Bickering is a pleasure and an art......
The brother and sister have interpreted the bickering to a kind of mirror world.
"I'm not worth a million? Don't you see that I'm a handsome guy? Look at me in front of me, look at me behind me, look at my face, look at my body, look at my ...... Don't you think I'm very handsome?
"Are you handsome? Dad, post your brother's photo on the door during the Chinese New Year this year, you can ward off evil spirits!"
Tang Qingshan and his wife looked calm and ignored them at all.
It can be seen that in the Tang family, bickering is a state of life, just like eating and drinking water every day.
"Your brother is a miracle doctor now, does a miracle doctor understand?"
"Sister-in-law still has a background, do you have one?"
"I don't have a background, but I have a back, and my back is still very handsome!"
......
In the end, the two fought to a draw.
Relieved, the two looked at each other and smiled, very warm and satisfied.
Next, the family began to worry about one million.
When you have money, how do you spend it?
As the first hero, Tang Xiaobao has the right to distribute.
Tang Xiaocao's mobile phone screen is broken......
Tang Qingshan is still using the old man's machine......
The TV screen at home is too small......
The washing machine at home can't be repaired......
......
There are so many places to spend money!
......
In the afternoon, Tang Xiaobao's mobile phone rang suddenly.
"You're not handsome at all...... You can tell all kinds of lies, are you worthy of your conscience, are you worthy of your parents, are you worthy of your country......
This ringtone is a line from a classic funny movie by Zhou Xingxing.
Tang Xiaocao burst out laughing: "Brother, you are so shameless! The ringtones are so obscene! Oh, no, it's so narcissistic!"
The face was not red and the heart was not beating, Tang Xiaobao said seriously: "Narcissism is also a kind of self-confidence, confident men are the most handsome, haven't you heard of it?"
"Cut!"
Tang Xiaocao leaned over and said curiously, "I'll see, who called? Is it my sister-in-law?"
"Hey, Brother Bao!"
Ma Xiaofengjiao's voice came.
Tang Xiaocao sweated heavily, pouting: "Hey, sister-in-law is really numb." β
"If you have something to say, if you have a fart, don't let it go, it won't stink for me!" Tang Xiaobao said with a smile.
Tang Qingshan said: "Speak well. β
"I'll pick you up in a while, let's go to dinner together in the evening, then go to the movies, and then ......"
"Don't go!"
Tang Xiaobao hung up the phone decisively, in a cold sweat.
He didn't dare to let Ma Xiaofeng continue, eating, watching movies, and then? Of course, the room was opened!
"You actually hung up like this?" Tang Xiaocao looked surprised: "That's a sister-in-law, are you worthy of her like this?"
Tang Xiaobao said: "Hey, you start to help her talk now, if you really become your sister-in-law, I still have a way to live?!"
"People are nice to us. Tang Xiaocao said.
She turned her head to Tang Qingshan and shouted, "Dad, right?"
Tang Qingshan smiled honestly: "Yes, it's good, but it's your brother who makes up his own mind about emotional matters." β
"Listen, listen, our dad is an understanding person, hey, Tang Xiaocao, come here!"
Tang Xiaobao's eyes were weird, staring at Tang Xiaocao's neck.
Tang Xiaocao wanted to slip away, but as soon as he moved, he was blocked by Tang Xiaobao.
"What for?"
"Where did you get this chain?" asked Tang Xiaobao.
Tang Xiaocao's face turned red: "I bought it." β
"This chain is worth at least tens of thousands, where did you get the money?" Tang Xiaobao sneered.
Tang Xiaocao was so frightened that she almost didn't jump up: "So expensive?
"The key is that this chain is worth a lot of money, and there are diamonds on it. Tang Xiaobao said: "Tell me honestly, did Ma Xiaofeng give it to you?"
"What's the matter!" Tang Xiaocao held his necklace and played a scoundrel.
"I'll just say why do you keep talking to her, it turns out that you are using people with short hands and eating people with soft mouths, hum, you traitor!" Tang Xiaobao looked disdainful.
Tang Xiaocao giggled.
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