Text Text_Chapter 763 I was bumped into by Ji Xiaolin!
Chapter 764: Little King Eight Lambs!
"Duan Lang, you're fast enough. As soon as Duan Lang pushed open the door of Han Jianing's office, a sneering voice came out, but with a strong murderous aura, Duan Lang almost fell to the ground.
"What are you kidding, my wife called, can I not come quickly?" Closing the door, Duan Lang said very shamelessly.
"Then tell me, how did you get here from the conference room to my office?" Han Jianing suppressed the anger in his chest and asked.
"What, what do you mean?" Hearing Han Jianing's words, Duan Lang suddenly raised his vigilance and asked.
"What do you mean? Are you embarrassed to ask me what do you mean? I asked Changge to call you at the door of the conference room, until now, you can see for yourself, how much time has passed. Han Jianing was full of anger and asked.
Who has the most precious time at Jianing International?
Needless to say, it must be Han Jianing!
However, Duan Lang caused her to be in the office and waited for him for nearly 40 minutes in vain, can this not make Han Jianing angry?
"It's only 38 minutes and 59 seconds. After looking at the time, Duan Lang was serious and said. "It should be 39 minutes now, though. ”
"Are you embarrassed to say it?" Han Jianing asked sneeringly.
"I'm embarrassed to say something. Duan Lang said. "Wife, you don't know, I've always been a person with a sense of time, just now after Secretary Shen notified me, I was going to come immediately, who knows, at that time, my stomach suddenly hurt, so, I, went to the bathroom. ”
"It takes you 39 minutes to go to the bathroom?" Han Jianing sneered and asked. She didn't believe it, editor, she wanted to see how much her best husband had improved after disappearing for a while.
"Originally, it didn't take so long to ......" Duan Lang's forehead began to break out in a cold sweat and began to search. He can't tell Han Jianing about the battle between himself and Mu Qianjiao in the storage room, right? If that's the case, Han Jianing won't destroy himself, "It's just ......?"
"What?" Han Jianing asked unrelentingly.
"I went to the bathroom, forgot, and looked at the paper. Duan Lang said with some embarrassment.
"Nonsense. Duan Lang's answer made Han Jianing even more angry, even if Duan Lang really went to the bathroom, he really didn't bring paper, every bathroom in Jianing International has toilet paper, this bastard, he didn't even figure out the situation of the company's bathroom, he just made it up here, no wonder, Han Jianing would expose him in one word. The latest and fastest updates
"Wife, the conscience of heaven and earth, I really didn't mess around, the bathroom I went to, happened to be out of paper, encountered this scene, I was at that time, but I was embarrassed to the extreme, after thinking twice, I took out my mobile phone, dialed Lao Qin's phone, and prepared to ask him to send me a little paper, who knows, my phone at this time, but, but it was down. While speaking, Duan Lang's face was already flashing with a big word "embarrassment".
"And then?" A smile appeared on the corner of Han Jianing's mouth, but those who were familiar with Han Jianing knew very well how eerie this smile was.
"Then, I'll just wait inside, I can't shit and don't even wipe my buttocks, just lift my pants and run to your office, right?" Duan Lang said with a serious face, serious, and pitiful. "Who knows, I waited and waited, no one came to the bathroom, time passed minute by minute, my whole person was almost desperate, finally, I suddenly had an idea, thought of a way......"
"Don't tell me, you called the 10086 manual service, and asked the manual service to call Mr. Qin and send you paper to the bathroom. This time, without waiting for Duan Lang to continue, Han Jianing spoke coldly, sneered, and pierced with a word. She was angry, very angry. She can accept Duan Lang's shamelessness, Duan Lang's indecency, and Duan Lang's hanging, but the only thing she can't accept is that Duan Lang deceived her.
She hates cheating!
She hates lies!
"Yikes. As soon as Han Jianing finished speaking, the expression on Duan Lang's face became unusually rich, and he said shamelessly. "Wife, don't you care so much about my every move, and have a monitor or bugging device on me, right? Every movement, every expression, and every word I say is in full view of you?"
"You ......" Han Jianing's face sank, she didn't expect that Duan Lang really wanted to deceive her for this reason. Fortunately, she had seen such a joke early on, and when Duan Lang first started making up the story, Han Jianing thought of the later episodes.
"Just kidding, just kidding. On Duan Lang's forehead, cold sweat was dripping down, he was very happy now, Han Jianing added just now, because, he really wanted to say just now that he called the 10086 manual service, but before he could say it, Han Jianing took the lead. "But, this time, you really didn't guess the ending, because, just when I was helpless, I was about to give up, ready not to wipe my buttocks, and when I lifted my pants to your office, I received a prompt message on my mobile phone, I don't know which little Wang Balamb charged the wrong phone bill, a full hundred, hahahaha, wife, you say, is this a good thing in the sky?"
"......" Han Jianing didn't speak, staring at Duan Lang with a gaze that was close to killing.
"Hey, wife, why don't you speak?" Duan Lang asked with some confusion.
"If there is no second little Wang Bazi who mischarged your phone bill, the little Wang Ba Lamb you said should be me. Han Jianing's face was cold, and his tone was mixed with strong anger.
"......" silence!
Duan Lang, who was still smiling and gloating just now, suddenly fell silent.
His phone was indeed down.
When it's time for a meeting, it's down.
Duan Lang, who was originally going to return to the office to recharge the phone bill, did not expect that after the battle with Mu Qianjiao, when he lifted his pants and took his mobile phone, and looked at the time, he only saw a text message prompting: Someone charged him a hundred.
"Aha, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I'll just say it. Duan Lang's forehead, sweat was dripping, and he slapped his head on the face, and suddenly said. "Damn, I'll just say, no one in the world will be so kind, when my phone is down in arrears, charge me with phone bills, and, as soon as I make a move, it's so generous, a direct 100 yuan, but that's 100 yuan, enough for me to buy 10 days of steamed bun soy milk, or the amount of two people. ”
"......" This time, it was Han Jianing's turn to be speechless.