One night, Duan Lang and the gopher, you have a cup, I have a cup, before and after, I really don't know how many glasses of wine I drank.

Walking out of the box outside the building, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening.

Originally, he wanted to call the gopher to go back to the Spring Villa of the Thatched Cottage with him to sleep, but who knows, this bastard mysteriously stopped a car and ran towards a certain express hotel. Without thinking about it, Duan Lang could know that he must have hooked up with a young woman again......

Hmph, don't you drain your shit.

You originally made the whole deduction company, making money is secondary, the main purpose is to solve physiological needs, and now you have helped you expand the deduction company dozens of times, you are still not satisfied, and you still want to run out and hook up?

For a while, Duan Lang suddenly realized a problem.

He was too innocent.

Compared with ordinary people, he may indeed be a bit heinous.

However, Duan Lang was sure that compared to a gopher, it was as clean as a blank piece of paper.

It's just that Duan Lang has this idea in his heart at the moment, if he lets the gopher who hurriedly walks out of the building, he stops a car and runs to a certain express hotel, I don't know if he will be angry and vomit blood directly. In the words of the mouse himself, he dedicated his first forgetfulness to his left hand or his right hand, which was taught by Duan Lang.

Lazily took out a cigarette, lit it with a "snap", and paced on the street with his stomach, Duan Lang at this moment, like a headless fly, he didn't know where he should go.

Saying goodbye to the hotel just now, Han Jianing was afraid that he must be angry.

Is it too late for him to go back now and apologize?

This smells of alcohol......

Thinking that Han Jianing would be angry, Duan Lang was immediately confused in his heart.

If it had been a few months ago, he wouldn't have cared about it.

However, this time, that time.

After drinking a lot of wine, Duan Lang had no intention of moving.

Walking straight down an empty street, thinking about nothing and leaving your mind empty, perhaps, this is also a rather unique experience.

"Ah, robbery, robbery......"

He was walking aimlessly, only to hear a shouting behind him.

Following the prestige, a woman in her twenties, dressed seductively and wearing high heels, stood on the side of the road, stomping her feet angrily.

A battery car, speeding fast, to be precise, rushing in its own direction.

A person behind the battery car, holding a lady's handbag, was proud.

Needless to say, this handbag belongs to the woman.

When the road is uneven, draw a knife to help.

The two people on the battery car fled unscrupulously, and when they were about to approach Duan Lang, they only heard a shout: "Get out, hillbilly, look for death......"

It's just that before the voice was finished, the two people on the battery car were directly pulled down by Duan Lang.

The battery car lost control instantly, ran out of a few meters or so and fell on the road, making a loud "clang" sound, the body under the action of huge inertia, on the road, and drew dozens of meters, only then "dang" hit the guardrail in the middle of the road, stopped.

And the two people who were caught by Duan Lang just now and fell to the ground got up full of anger, and one of them scolded: "Bastard, you fucking want to die?"

"Grandpa is in a bad mood tonight, if you are interested, hurry up. Shaking off the ashes, Duan Lang said in a very indifferent voice.

"You're in a bad mood, you think I'm in a good mood?" the man scolded, and the people around him endured the pain, and took out a dagger from his body. "It seems that Lao Tzu won't put some blood on you today, you don't know how powerful you are, Biaozi, ......"

Two daggers, one left and one right, stabbed at Duan Lang.

It's just that before the dagger touched Duan Lang's body, it fell into Duan Lang's hands at some point.

Seeing this, the two of them were immediately frightened beyond recognition, and their bodies trembled.

They thought there, when they came out tonight, they would meet a master?

"Brother, we were wrong, we were wrong. The two cried out for mercy.

"Wrong?" Duan Lang sneered. "With your little ability, you still ran out to learn another robbery, and the face of the robber was thrown at you. ”

“……”

When the two of them heard this, it was called a shame!

Robbery is robbery, where is the shame?

It's like a shame on the industry.

Hey, no, he said that, could it be that this is a peer? The two of them realized a problem almost at the same time.

"Don't look at me, I'm so handsome, chic, upright, and righteous, Ling Ran, would I be an accomplice to people like you?" Duan Lang said angrily. "Why are you stunned? Why don't you call the police yourself?"

Call yourself, call the police?

When the two of them heard this, they couldn't help but cry.

Tell me, tell me, who are these people?

You beat us up, arrest us, that's all, you still want us to call ourselves and call the police?

For a while, how to tell the police?

Uncle policeman, we are robbing in the streets, I call the police, come and arrest me, right?

"What are you doing?"

“……”

"Don't call the police, right? It's okay, there is a road in heaven that you don't go, and there is no door to hell to drill, and I have already given you a chance. While Duan Lang spoke, he directly took off the clothes of the two, twisted them into two ropes, and tied them to the street lamp pole on the side of the road, and then bought a brush and ink in a 24-hour supermarket across the road, and picked up the pen on the naked upper body of the two people.

Duan Lang took a closer look, okay, it's fucking good.

He was appreciating his own words.

After admiring it, he took his handbag and walked towards the lady who had been robbed just now.

"Wow, look, what about the thief?"

"Stop, stop, I want to take pictures, I want to post on Moments. ”

"Hmph, this kind of person just deserves it, he doesn't do anything, he wants to run out and do the thing of roosters and dogs, and call the police. ”

……

On the side of the road, countless people saw this scene, patted one after another, scolded one after another, and sneered at it. When the two robbers saw this scene, it can be said that their bowels were cleared of remorse.

What kind of person is this, he is so cruel to people.

Excessively.

Damn it.

Hateful.

Knowing this, they might as well have called the police just now.

Now, it completely disgraced the face of the robbers.

So many people watched, so many people took pictures, and so many people posted on Moments......

"Miss, your bag. Walking to the woman's side, Duan Lang selflessly handed over the bag and said.

"Thanks, thanks. The woman was obviously stupefied by the scene just now, and she didn't even react to the half-sound.

"You, are you okay?" originally wanted to turn around and leave, but looking at the woman's state, it seemed that something was wrong, so Duan Lang asked with concern.

"I'm fine. The woman gritted her teeth and said.

"If it's okay, just take a taxi home, it's late at night, it's not safe to be alone outside. Duan Lang said, turned around and left.

"Wait a minute. The woman shouted, quickly ran in front of Duan Lang, and looked him up and down strangely.

Do?

Duan Lang was suddenly a little flustered in his heart.

This woman, does she want to make a promise?

He's not just a casual person.