"Soup song?"

Qin Fan was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and suddenly felt despised by him, thinking to himself What kind of assessment is this? Even if it is from the most basic test, it shouldn't be such an examination method? Generally, for those who study Chinese medicine, this is only entry-level knowledge.

However, after thinking about it, Qin Fan didn't talk nonsense, at first he thought that Ren Jie didn't want to make things difficult for himself because he was from the same Yanxia as himself, so he let himself pass the test as soon as possible, so he said: "Okay, since you want me to memorize the soup song, there are so many topics in it, please draw a song casually." ”

"Hmm, what topic, what kind of topic, just let you memorize it, what else do you want me to come up with?" Ren Jie asked suspiciously.

Qin Fan was full of black lines, and said helplessly: "The recipes and pharmacology of some decoctions are recorded in the soup songs, if you memorize them all, then you will get the Year of the Monkey and the Horse Month?"

"A lot of decoction recipes? Isn't this soup song just a Chinese medicine song? ”

Ren Jieshi muttered a sentence in a low voice, and then took out his mobile phone and didn't know what to look at, and his action immediately attracted Qin Fan's attention, and he was even more suspicious of this guy's true level.

I still haven't figured out what the most basic soup song is, and I haven't memorized it, and I have to look through my mobile phone.

And when Qin Fan was skeptical in his heart, Ren Jieshi said again: "Well, what you said also makes sense, there are too many soup songs after all, so okay, I'll just pick a few of them and test you." ”

As he spoke, Ren Jieshi looked at his phone again, and then shook his head: "Well, you can recite the most commonly used ephedra soup for me first." ”

After looking at him twice, Qin Fan nodded and began to recite: "In the ephedra soup, cinnamon sticks and almond licorice are applied in four ways, fever and chills are painful, and typhoid fever is sweaty. ”

After listening, Ren Jieshi looked down at his phone again, and then nodded: "Well, by the way, then give me another recite of the magic arts, this paragraph is relatively long, more testing, start." ”

"The magic scatters licorice cang, carefully dispels rheumatism, the wind and cold diarrhea can always be tasted, too no magic that is to calm the stomach, add calamus and Huoxiang, the sea Cangshen art Cang anti-grass, the sun has no Han Dynasty ephedra ......"

Qin Fan was carrying it, Ren Jie was looking at his mobile phone, and he would nod his head twice from time to time, and when Qin Fan finished reciting, Dean Schleine on the side asked, "Mr. Ren, is Fan Qin right to memorize?"

"Well, that's right, it's a good word, it seems that this little guy's skills are still very solid. Ren Jieshi nodded lightly.

"Then why do you keep looking at your phone? Is there anything good to look at on your phone? Since you want to take the assessment, you have to be careful, this is also the least respect for Fan Qin. Schlean said again.

Hearing this, Ren Jie looked embarrassed, then forced a laugh twice and began to explain quickly: "I'm really sorry Dean Schlane, I was in a bit of a hurry to deal with just now, but now it's okay, I can continue." ”

After listening to what he said, Qin Fan smiled secretly in his heart, obviously he was watching the soup song, and said that he had something urgent to deal with, this guy was clearly a liar, and he had a special profession to describe him in the hot summer, that is, a god stick.

However, in order to confirm the guess in his heart, Qin Fan said again: "Old Ren, I have a soft spot for dragon liver laxative gallbladder soup, and I have a lot of experience, I don't know if I can take the initiative to ask to recite it, can you give me some proof?"

"Oh, gentian laxative bile soup? Hehe, this soup is indeed a bit famous, well, then you can recite it, I really want to hear what you have to say." ”

"Okay, then there's work. ”

After Qin Fan answered, he began to recite: "Xiao Chai Hu Tang reconciles the Communists, Banxia ginseng and licorice are from, and astragalus and ginger jujube are used, and Shaoyang is the sect of all diseases." ”

"Done?"

Qin Fan nodded, staring at Ren Jieshi's face without blinking: "Well, after reciting it, please ask Ren Lao to correct one or two." ”

"Haha! Yes, yes, there are really talented people from all generations, each leading the way for hundreds of years, you can memorize every word, what do I have to correct? ”

After praising him again, Ren Jieshi turned to Dean Schlane and said, "Dean, I think this young man is good, but he is up to the task, so it is better to accept it, and strengthen the faculty of the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine of our medical school." ”

However, just as Shi Lane was about to nod, Qin Fan immediately raised his hand to stop what he was going to say next, and sneered when he looked at Ren Jie: "You, when are you going to pretend?"

Ren Jie was stunned for a moment, and only after glancing at Shi Lane did he look at Qin Fan with displeasure: "Are you talking to me?" I let you pass, but you said that I was pretending to be a boy, don't be too crazy, when I was practicing medicine to save people, you might not know which village to play with other children in the mud." ”

After speaking, Ren Jieshi secretly scolded Qin Fan in his heart for not knowing how to lift up, what he wanted to keep him meant was to give each other a face and steps, so as not to make too much trouble, and this guy is good, he has to find something to do!

So, Ren Jieshi immediately changed his face and said to Shi Lane: "Dean, now I have changed my mind, this kid is too arrogant, arrogant and uninhibited, disrespectful to the teachers and seniors, not to mention teaching lecturers, even doctors are not qualified to do it, in order to prevent him from teaching bad students in the future, I still think we should ......"

Without waiting for Ren Jie to finish speaking, Qin Fan interrupted him and said, "Do you want to rely on the old man and sell the old again?" Hehe, then I can tell you now, what I recited before was not a gentian laxative bile soup, but the most famous Xiao Chai Hu soup in the soup song! You haven't even heard of this, and you are embarrassed to say that you are an old Chinese medicine doctor? Then I really want to ask you, how do you prescribe medicine to treat diseases and save people on weekdays?"

"Huh?"

Shi Lane immediately sighed lightly, and then remembered that Ren Jie kept looking at his mobile phone, Qin Fan memorized it again, and he looked at it while he took out his mobile phone.

A few minutes later, Shi Lane's face had turned pale, and he found that what Fan Qin said was right, Ren Jieshi actually mistook Xiao Chai Hu Tang for Gentian Diarrheal Soup! The difference between the two is 108,000 miles!

"Mr. Ren Jieshi, what is going on? I and the entire medical school of Gillette University need you to give a satisfactory explanation!"

"This, this ......"

Ren Jie was not surprised, his brain was spinning for a while, thinking about countermeasures, to see if he could be fooled around like before.

At the same time, Qin Fan also pulled Lina aside and began to whisper something to her, Lina nodded again and again while listening, and after a while, she squatted down holding her stomach and began to shout.

"Oh, oh, my stomach hurts! Uncle Schlanee, quick, help me, I need help!"

Seeing this, Shi Lane was immediately taken aback, and hurriedly walked over to help Lina and wanted to send her to the school hospital for a good examination, but Qin Fan grabbed him and said with a smile: "Dean, isn't this a good opportunity for you to see the true level of your head of the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine." ”

"Lina is so sick, it's not a child's play! you two wait here first, and then ...... when I come back."

"It's okay Uncle Schlanee, I've always been a doctor when I've been sick before, and this time you asked the doctor to give me a try! ”

"This ......"

Shi Lane was a little embarrassed for a while, but seeing that Lina insisted, he had to agree first, beckoned to Ren Jieshi, and said, "Mr. Ren, then I'm sorry for you, it just so happens that you haven't been treated since you came to our hospital, and Teacher Lina is your first patient." ”

"!"

After Ren Jieshi scolded secretly, he glared at Qin Fan fiercely and nodded lightly: "Hehe, okay, I'll take a look at Teacher Lina." ”

As he spoke, Ren Jie walked up to Lina, who was no longer in the mood to appreciate this foreign beauty, but spent all his mind on how to get through the trick for a while.

"Ahem, Miss Lina, tell me about your symptoms, what do you feel uncomfortable?"

Lina frowned tightly, hunched over and covered her stomach and said: "Actually, it's nothing, I just feel like there's a small thing in it alone, and it seems to be able to move, and it will kick me twice from time to time, oh yes, I haven't been able to eat much lately, as long as I eat too much, or eat some cold and spicy food, I will vomit, I, I don't know what's wrong." ”

"Oh, I see, don't worry, I already know what's going on, Lina-sensei, let me ask you another question, have you had sex with a man lately?

Hearing this, Lina's face turned red, and after turning her head and glancing at Qin Fan shyly, she lowered her head and was silent, and that posture directly led Qin Fan to be speechless for an instant, as if the man who slept with her was herself.

"Yes, Mr. Ren, what's wrong with me? Tell me, to tell me the truth, I've been nauseous and want to vomit for days. ”

Ren Jie snorted coldly, looked at Qin Fan with some jealousy, and secretly scolded that the good cabbages in the world were really arched by pigs, and then scolded: "Young people nowadays are just irresponsible, hmph, not only do they not do a good job of protecting other girls when they sleep, but if they cause trouble, they will only let girls go to the hospital for abortions, it's really not a thing!"

After speaking, he said to Lina with a look of regret: "Teacher Lina, after this incident, I still hope that you can protect yourself in the future, because you are pregnant, and you are pregnant with the child of the man who had sex with you a few days ago, and you are not married now, so I suggest that you still get rid of the child." ”

"Hmph, you quack!"

Lina immediately burst out and threw Ren Jieshi's hand on her wrist away, and her expression instantly returned to normal, and even faintly mixed with a hint of anger, which made Ren Jieshi stunned for an instant, and he didn't know what was going on.

According to the symptoms Lina mentioned before, it is 100% a sign of pregnancy! This is the first time he has been so sure of the diagnosis, it is impossible to go wrong?

Shi Lane was also puzzled for a while, frowned and looked at Qin Fan, then looked at Lina and asked, "What's going on, your stomach doesn't hurt anymore?"

"Hmph, it's not that it doesn't hurt now, but it hasn't hurt all the time! The symptoms I said before were also taught by Fan Qin, in order to check what kind of ability this Ren Jie has, as for the result, I think you have guessed it now, I am still a yellow flower girl, where did I come from!"

"What!"

Shi Lane was immediately furious, and he also understood in an instant, these days, he has been fooled by Ren Jieshi, who is known as the old Chinese medicine doctor in the name of Yan Xia!

And after Ren Jieshi saw this, he also knew that this time was completely ruined, and he couldn't hide it anyway, so he lowered his head and stopped talking, and he lost his previous arrogance.

"Hmph, didn't you say that I didn't respect my predecessors and said that I was arrogant? Why don't you say it now? A god like you, even if you stay in the hot summer, now you still go abroad to cheat and cheat, and lose the face of Chinese medicine!"

The more Qin Fan spoke, the more angry he became, and finally he shouted: "With the efforts of Yanxia Yixian and other people, Chinese medicine has finally broken the situation and gone abroad, and has gradually been recognized by the world, but what have you done?