Wang Qian is responsible for posting, and Li Kun is responsible for following the post behind and stirring up the atmosphere. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoIn fact, during the peak popularity of the forum on weekends, the atmosphere is hot without stirring.

Some people who don't know the truth in the irrigation area reply to ask:

"What's the situation? I didn't come to the forum for two days and I'm out? What's going on with Qiyuan Pet Shop?"

The enthusiastic melon-eating masses responded:

"Just go to the pet area and visit the highest building on the homepage. ”

In the past few days, the pet area has been occupied by various denunciation posts, not only for the stars, but also for the large and small pet stores scattered throughout the coastal city, many people have blown themselves up and been pitted, and more people lamented that the country will not be a country in the long run, where can you buy a pet in the future?

In the midst of the hustle and bustle, some people also mentioned the Qiyuan pet store, saying that the store seemed to have no stains.

However, some people retorted that the owner of this store seems to have changed, and when I usually pass by Zhonghua Road, I see that the people who come out and go in are a young man, not the middle-aged couple before. Maybe the store has been transferred, but the previous name has been retained, so the absence of a stain on the past does not mean that it is innocent now.

At this time, the moderator of the pet area, who had been disappearing, suddenly introduced a mirror post, which was highlighted, which was the post made by Wang Qian in the irrigation area.

At this moment, the melon-eating people in the irrigation area and the pet area all poured into Wang Gan's post, and hundreds of floors have been built in a blink of an eye!

Wang Qian has been messing around the forum for so many years, and it is the first time he has seen such a grand occasion in his post, and he can't help but gear up and prepare to make a big news!

Wang Qian: "Come on, give me a group photo first." ”

Li Kun: "Wipe it!"

Wang Gan: "Nonsense! What if it becomes popular?"

Wang Qian stood on the sidewalk, and Li Kun took a few steps back with his mobile phone and took a photo of Wang Gan in the background of Qiyuan Pet Shop.

Wang Qian sent the photo first, with a line of text: "We have now arrived at the door of Qiyuan Pet Shop." There is no car parked at the door, and there seem to be no guests for the time being. ”

The people below replied one after another: "! This is the true face of the Water King of Wanghai Pavilion?"

"The face is so big, it's all blocked, you can't see anything!"

"Get a live video, it's not fun to have a lot of text live broadcasts!"

"The shop is very ordinary......"

Wang Qian hurriedly typed, "I'm sorry everyone, usually we only watch live broadcasts, not anchors, and not professionals, and we can't even say anything to the camera, so let's work hard to read the text." ”

Being an anchor is not so simple, otherwise the money will be too easy to earn, you need both talent and strength, and you also need a certain amount of luck. How to create topics, how to amuse the audience, how to talk endlessly without annoying the audience, and how to deal with the audience skillfully when they are difficult, are all great knowledge.

Wang Qian and Li Kun have no talent for singing and dancing, and they have no talent for funny, they love to play games but they are always abused when they play garbage, and they are always abused when they type and chat in the forum, but they are nervous in the face of girls or teachers in life, and they are stumbling when they speak, and they must be timid when they are anchors.

The outside of Qiyuan Pet Store is indeed very ordinary, a typical two-story commercial and residential building facing the street, with a blue signboard hanging on the first floor, the floor-to-ceiling glass is polished brightly, the door is swept clean, and the windows on the second floor are drawn with tulle curtains.

Wang Qian typed: "Okay, we're going in." Ladies and gentlemen of the forum, if we don't come out after 30 minutes, please remember to call the police. ”

"Don't worry, we'll call the crematorium, you can go with peace of mind. ”

"Leave the bank card number and password first!"

"Your wife, I will raise her!"

Wang Qian raised his middle finger at the ID of the latest reply, and then glanced at Li Kun, and the two entered the pet store one after the other.

Growing up together, Wang Gan and Li Kun's action pattern has long been fixed, usually Wang Qian decides the general direction and takes the lead, and Li Kun follows closely behind to cover the flanks and make suggestions.

This time is no exception, Wang Gan entered the pet store first, Li Kun followed behind, who expected Wang Qian to enter the store and walked a few steps before suddenly stopping, Li Kun lowered his head and brushed the reply post without paying attention, and bumped into it all of a sudden.

"Damn, why didn't you leave all of a sudden?" Li Kun complained in the back that his phone was almost knocked off. He just bought his mobile phone after a summer vacation, and he was distressed.

Wang Qian didn't turn around as if he had seen something terrifying, but said in a trembling voice: "Brother, pinch ...... Pinch me......"

Li Kun has always played the role of the second offender at critical moments, what kind of medicine did Wang Qian take to rob his business?

He didn't pinch Wang Gan, but walked around from the side, wondering what Wang Gan saw and was so frightened.

Just one glance, he was also stupid.

There is a deck chair in the shop. A young man who looks like a store manager is sitting on a recliner, and there is a four-legged folding chair next to the young man, and a golden cat sits on the top of the chair.

On the other side of the manager, there is a black and white cat, which should be between an adult cat and a kitten, and it is staring at the two who have just entered the store with curiosity, fear, and vigilance.

What shocked Wang Qian and Li Kun the most was that several four or five-month-old kittens were lined up in a neat row, sitting upright on the ground in the same posture, facing the golden cats, like a guard of honor under review.

Not only that, but the young store manager raised his left hand and the kittens raised their left front paws, and the store manager raised his right hand and the kittens raised their right hands, and the store manager scratched their heads, and the kittens followed with their paws......

"!" Li Kun patted Wang Gan's shoulder, "Advanced Beast Control Technique!

The two of them have cats and dogs at home, and after watching some animal movies as children, they tried on a whim to train their pastoral cats and Jingba to be as good as in the movies, but of course they failed.

Jingba is good to say, although the training is not simple, but at least after day after day of training can at least see some results, the pastoral cat is very troublesome, when feeding it comes, after eating it slips, if you forcibly leave it, it will move its claws after being annoyed. After failing for a few days, Wang Qian and Li Kun felt that they couldn't train so blindly, so they checked the information on the Internet.

After checking the information, they realized that training cats is a certain degree of exquisiteness, not all cats can be trained, just like not any dog can be a police dog, otherwise why are police dogs almost all German blackbacks? Because this kind of dog is highly obedient.

In the same way, only cats with gentle and steady personalities can be trained, such as Persian, Maine, British short, Fuso bobtails, Russian blue cats, Bombay cats, etc., and they must be trained from an early age, one-on-one training. Even so, the hard work is not proportional to the gain, it is purely thankless, and it is better to spend the same amount of time training dogs, unless you run a circus.

Seeing the interaction between the store manager and several kittens, Wang Qian and Li Kun felt that the information they had checked before was nonsense!

Among those kittens are the notoriously lively and active Siam, and the training method is still one-to-many.

The most important thing is that these cats' movements are not just as simple as lying down, lying down, and playing dead, they raise their paws, turn in circles, and scratch their heads...... The action is as uniform as a marionette!

These kittens are only four or five months old, and they can be trained since they leave the lactation period?

Wang Qian and Li Kun came to a conclusion, either the shopkeeper was a hermit master with advanced beast control skills, or the cats in this shop were all fine......

However, the young man who looked like the store manager didn't look like a person who cultivated immortals and attained the Tao, and his clothes were also very ordinary, without the slightest bit of Dao bone fairy style.

Li Kun stabbed Wang Qian with his elbow, "Didn't you say that animals are not allowed to become sperm after the founding of the People's Republic of China?"

Wang Qian thought thoughtfully, "Maybe it was the essence before the founding of the People's Republic of China?"

At the same time that the two of them were shocked, the melon-eating masses on the forum exploded.

"Where have the people gone? Why is there no follow-up report?"

"Damn, the Water King and the Water Sage are gone, what should I do?"

"The two spiritual leaders of the forum and the water elemental lords, I can't sleep without them watering for a day!"

"Upstairs, you're sick, get cured!"

"Maybe they've found a good guy, what's the hurry! Wait patiently!"

"I'm new here, I heard that there is a live broadcast here?"

……

When it comes to shock, no one is more shocked than Zhang Zi'an, who took the kittens out of the display case and immediately went around to the side near the door to prevent them from escaping, but unexpectedly, they all stayed where they were, not moving.

Fina meowed, and the kittens were all lined up in a straight row, still arranged by size!

It meowed a few more times, but this time the kittens didn't move.

Fina said to Zhang Zi'an: "Okay, the palace has passed down the edict, and they will now imitate your movements until the palace stops." If you're still in doubt, give it a try. ”

Zhang Zi'an tried, he raised his left hand, and the kittens followed with his left paw, he raised his right hand, and the kittens did the same......

I'm going to it!

Just as Zhang Zi'an was amazed, Wang Qian and Li Kun also walked into the store and happened to witness the scene just now.

Seeing that there were guests, Zhang Zi'an stood up and asked, "What do you want to order, or do you want to take a casual look?"

He usually doesn't take the initiative to greet customers, he just lets customers look casually in the store by themselves, and if they have questions, he will come forward to explain, but these two guests are really a little strange...... How to say it, they don't look like guests, those four eyes stared at Zhang Zi'an, and the gaze seemed to strip him naked, staring him into a hairy heart......

Or did I not pay back the money I owed them before? No, I didn't know them at all, Zhang Zi'an thought.

Wang Qian and Li Kun had the same mind, glanced at each other, stepped forward together, and bowed to Zhang Zi'an!

"Master is on top! Disciple Wang Qian-"

"Disciple Li Kun-"

"- Ask the master to collect the door wall!"

"Instructor - no, Master, we also want to learn advanced beast control techniques!" Li Kun said.

Wang Gan slapped Li Kun on the back of the head, "Shut up!

Are these two sick?

What the hell is the advanced beast mastery?

Zhang Zi'an couldn't help but take two steps back, and was stunned for a while before saying:

"That...... Which psychiatric hospital did you two get out of? Do you want me to call a taxi to take you back?"

After thinking about it for a while, he made a difficult decision: "I'll pay the fare." ”