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Song Kai was excited, it was dark and cold in the cave before.

How can there be such conditions now, there is a comfortable Simmons, a quilt, and a bright moonlight.

Song Kaizheng was excited, the mobile phone suddenly rang, Song Kai glanced at it, it was Li Chen calling, he didn't think about it, he hung up directly.

At this time, how can I have time to care about what phone calls.

However, the phone soon continued to ring.

Miao Siyue immediately put on her nightdress and said, "You better answer the phone, in case there is something important." ”

"What can happen to the little kid in the Chinese medicine class. Song Kai immediately said, "Don't worry about him, turn off the phone now." ”

Miao Siyue pursed her lips and said, "Don't, you better ask." ”

Song Kai answered the phone helplessly, and said impatiently, "What's the matter, my brother Chen." ”

"Squad leader, we were beaten, woo woo, the people on the other side were too fierce to let us get close to the dance venue at all. Li Chen said in his mobile phone.

"Beaten? Well, I'll take you to them tomorrow, I'll be free for the next two days anyway. Song Kai said.

"Don't, squad leader, people are despising us, I reported your name, but it was not good to be despised, and said that plum blossom boxing is shit, you come and help us take revenge, and give our Chinese medicine class an eyebrow!!" Li Chen said quickly, for fear that Song Kai would hang up the phone.

Song Kai sighed and hung up the phone directly.

Miao Siyue laughed, she put on all her clothes again, turned on the light, and said, "You better go, if you need my help, just say it, I am quite familiar with the people in the Academy of Letters." ”

Song Kai got up and said, "These are all trivial things, that, why don't I go first, and then we will continue when I come back?"

Miao Siyue nodded and said, "Well, okay, it's too early now, and I'm a little embarrassed." ”

Song Kai immediately rubbed his hands excitedly, and then left.

Straight to school.

At this time, on the grass in front of the hall of Yenching University, more than a dozen people were sitting there, and a few people with blue noses and swollen faces were sighing there.

"I'm angry with Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu must learn plum blossom boxing well and defeat those few evil pens. ”

"That is, the dog looks down on people, and in the future, Lao Tzu poisoned them and made them impotent. ”

"Hey, look at those girls, it's so tempting. ”

A few people sighed there.

Li Chen was the most seriously injured, he pounded the grass fiercely, and said: "Grass, Song Kai, the squad leader, has a sister, so he doesn't care if we live or die, it's too special and not righteous enough." ”

"Brother Kai is already very righteous enough, let us all join the Plum Blossom Pile Association, and recruited so many girls for us, but if we don't fight, we can't soak any of them. Liu Ranguang next to him sighed.

At this time, Song Kai ran over and went to the grass.

The students in the Chinese medicine class all jumped up excitedly when they saw Song Kai.

Song Kai pointed at Li Chen and said, "You have ruined my good deeds." Well, what the hell is going on, Lao Tzu left the goddess and ran to find you, and now my heart is dripping blood. ”

"And, Brother Kai, you have so many goddesses, what are you afraid of. Besides, it's not Miao Siyue who left behind, don't be sad. Li Chen said.

Song Kai was stunned for a moment and said, "How do you know it's not Miao Siyue?"

"Ah, it can't really be Miao Siyue, right? ”

"I'm grass, beast, Brother Kai, when will you put Sister Yue on it. ”

"I'm not alive anymore, my life has no meaning. ”

The surrounding students all gathered around Song Kai and complained.

Song Kai suddenly felt that it was quite good to have such a small group and such a group of partners.

Song Kai laughed and said, "Okay, okay, Sister Yue is already mine, don't want it, go find other goddesses." Let's go, brother will take you into the dance hall and go to soak your sister in horses. ”

"Good"!

A group of people followed Song Kai and walked back into the lobby.

This is the largest auditorium venue at Yenching University, and only for very important events can it be rented in this place.

As soon as he walked over, more than a dozen tall boys stopped Song Kai and the others.

"Hehe, you group of single dogs, hurry up and go, there is no girl in the class, and you still want to come to the prom?

"That's it, didn't you get beaten just now, and you still want to be beaten?"

"Paralyzed, so ugly, come to the ball, see if your average altitude is 1.7 meters. ”

The men laughed as they spoke.

Song Kai frowned, my day, this is too arrogant!

There are indeed fewer students in the TCM class, and many of them are thin and shorter because they have congenital hidden diseases.

But these bastards in the Faculty of Arts are too shameless.

Song Kai rolled up his sleeves and said, "The grass is special, brothers, prepare it for me." ”

"Okay!" Li Chen was the most active, this guy was beaten the worst before, but he still pulled Song Kai and reminded: "Song Kai, don't underestimate these guys, there seem to be several of them in the Academy of Literature, they all know martial arts, and they are quite dicked, and they are the kind of major that specializes in studying ancient martial arts secrets." ”

Song Kai didn't expect that there was such a profession, and he didn't bother to pay attention to it, saying, "Let's beat them up first." ”

The people above looked at Song Kai with disdain.

Song Kai rushed over directly, he didn't care whether the other party could martial arts or not, anyway, in front of Song Kai, the so-called martial arts and martial arts were all the same bird, and they were all kicked down by Song Kai.

More than a dozen people, surrounding Song Kai, didn't see Song Kai's shadow clearly, and they were all kicked away by Song Kai.

As soon as Li Chen saw it, he kicked towards the people from the Academy of Letters on the ground.

I was beaten badly by them before, and this time I must take revenge!

Li Chen hit the hardest, kicked at a tall boy, and kicked on his second brother.

The boy hugged his crotch and screamed.

Several others were screaming.

Song Kai clapped his hands and said, "Okay, let's go in after taking revenge, we're here to attend the ball, not to beat people." Next time, if this group of evil pens dares to bully our Chinese medicine class again, I will abolish them. ”

"Kai Ge is mighty. ”

"The squad leader is a cow when he arrives. ”

"Go, go, go to the prom. ”

More than a dozen people excitedly walked into the ballroom.

The students outside all got up with a painful face, and they didn't dare to go to Song Kai anymore, they all squatted there silently, their noses and faces were swollen, and their bodies were full of footprints.

The inside of the ballroom is very gorgeous and beautiful, and I have to say that the people in the Faculty of Arts are really talented in art.

In addition to the various neon lights and colorful balloons, more importantly, there are free red wine and pastries in this ballroom, and there are many fruits and seafood.

It seems that the school has allocated a lot of money for this event.

Song Kai took people and went straight to the seafood and red wine, and now he will have a big meal.

On the stage, someone is playing piano music, and below the stage, where the neon lights are flashing, men and women, are dancing there.

It's no wonder that the matching rate is very high, and now that I have just entered college, far from home, it is a time of emotional emptiness, and if I can meet the opposite sex at this time, and then dance a few dances with my waist around my waist, I will indeed fall in love.

The people in the TCM class were eating there, and then looked at the men and women in the dance hall with envy.

Song Kai said: "Well, now that you come in, you can also invite those solo girls." ”

"But, squad leader, we won't. Liu Ranguang sighed, "We are thick-skinned enough, but our appearance is not up to par, and we have no confidence." ”

Song Kai sighed for a moment and said, "Actually, picking up girls requires brains. ”

The people in the Chinese medicine class looked at Song Kai with expectant eyes.

Song Kai sighed, "Okay, I'll give you a demonstration so that you know how to talk to a pickled girl." ”

"Okay!" Liu Ranguang took the lead in applauding.

Song Kai nodded, then casually pointed to a girl who was drinking alone not far away, and said, "That's her, okay?"

"She, that girl is a protected animal in the School of Biology, Yang Xinxin, is notoriously difficult to deal with, why don't you change it." Liu Ranguang was afraid that Song Kai would fail as soon as he made a move, which would hit the self-confidence of his classmates.

Song Kai waved his hand and walked towards Yang Xinxin, this Yang Xinxin's appearance can only be regarded as middle and upper-class, much worse than Ma Xuemei, but there are 80% of the male students in the School of Bioengineering, and there are too few female students, so even Yang Xinxin has become a rare animal in the School of Engineering and is strictly protected.

Song Kai walked over, shook his wine glass, pretended to be deep, and said to Yang Xinxin: "Miss, seeing that your Yintang is yellow and your eyes are blank, could it be that you have had a bloody disaster in the past few days?"

"Nerves, you!" Yang Xinxin glared at Song Kai angrily, not knowing how this boy could talk like this.

Is this here to strike up a conversation or to scold?

Song Kaihun smiled indifferently, pinched his fingers, then shook his head, and said with a serious face: "That's right, you have been ...... for the past few days." There must be a disaster of blood and light, classmate, think about it carefully, is there any disaster?"

Yang Xinxin said angrily: "Get out, the old lady is fine." ”

"Huh, that's really strange, if there is no bloody disaster, then there can only be one explanation, classmate, your aunt is here, isn't it?" Song Kai said very seriously.

Yang Xinxin's face flushed, and she just wanted to scold, then she closed her mouth and looked at Song Kai strangely, "This...... Can this really be calculated?"

Song Kai knew that the girl had taken the bait, and said seriously: "Of course! Moreover, looking at the girl's face, does she have some conflicts with her roommates on weekdays?

"I'll go......! You are really a fortune teller!" Yang Xinxin looked at Song Kai in surprise, if the eldest aunt who was fulfilled by the blood-light disaster at the beginning was just a coincidence, then how did it be calculated later!

Song Kai smiled slightly, "Classmate, if you want to know more, please go to the corner with me, and let's talk carefully." ”

Yang Xinxin stared at Song Kai in a daze, she was a little unclear whether the boy in front of her was here to soak herself, or if he really came to tell a fortune for herself.

However, Yang Xinxin still followed Song Kai and went to the corner very well-behaved.

At this time, Liu Ranguang and the others in the back stared at each other.

"I'll go! That's okay, is it so simple to pick up girls?" Liu Ranguang clenched his fists excitedly, "Then it seems that I can do it too, Song Kai can't see from his face that Yang Xinxin is menstruating these days, and that Yang Xinxin has acne under her cheeks, obviously it is a recent liver fire, her face is slightly pale, it is a manifestation of bile deficiency, such a woman is most likely to look at her roommate in the dormitory, but she is deficient and dare not say it, she can only be depressed, and then she will have acne on her face." ”

The others also said excitedly: "Yes, isn't it just a visit of traditional Chinese medicine? We can all deduce that Yang Xinxin is menstruating, and she is deficient in bile qi, liver qi is not combed, and the liver is on fire." ”

Liu Ranguang laughed, "Although it's just the simplest visit, if you want to use it to soak a woman, you have to go through some processing and experience, well, let's find our own targets and test it." ”

With Song Kai's experiment, the people in the Chinese medicine class suddenly came to the spirit, this is the combination of pickle girl and knowledge, no wonder knowledge is the first productive force, really, knowledge is not only the first productive force, but also the first pickle girl killer.

So several people all pretended to be magic sticks and went to the party to find a girl to tell their fortunes......

In the corner, Song Kai looked back at his classmates, and when he saw that those people were all starting to act, Song Kai laughed.

Yang Xinxin took the initiative to put her palm into Song Kai's hand, "Classmate, can you help me take a look again, is there anything else I have been doing recently?" She didn't care at all that Song Kai was holding her little hand and eating tofu.

In fact, Song Kaizhen didn't have the heart to soak Yang Xinxin, although Yang Xinxin looked good, but this woman had a bad temper and an average figure, so she really didn't like it.

"Ouch!" Song Kai covered his stomach and screamed suddenly, "Ouch, it's not good, I leaked the secret just now, and my stomach was punished, I'm sorry beauty, I have to go to the toilet, I'm sorry." ”

As he spoke, Song Kai covered his stomach and ran in the direction of the toilet.

Yang Xinxin was still looking at Song Kai's back with admiration, and made up her mind that when Song Kai finished going to the toilet, she would ask Song Kai's mobile phone number......

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