Chapter 1057: The Farmer and the Snake
"Presumptuous! How did I tell you about hospitality before? It's okay to ask about anything? We are not familiar with Badaomen and Hehuan Valley, so what's the fuss about having one or two fresh faces? As long as there is an invitation, it is a guest. ”
The disciple who questioned Qin Fan before was stunned by the elder's slap: "Ah, Elder, we dominate the Sword Sect and ......."
"With what? I don't have any eyesight, let's go and help entertain the guests elsewhere, you don't have to stay here." ”
After retiring the disciple, the elder of the Badaomen smiled and saluted Qin Fan, and immediately made a gesture of please: "Please, guests from Hehuan Valley, the sect has already arranged a seat for you, and there will be someone to lead the way." ”
Qin Fan was a little surprised when he heard this, but finally nodded and explained: "I am a new disciple of Bai Ming, the lord of Hehuan Valley, and my family teacher has been ill recently, so I can't come to your sect in person, I hope you will forgive me." ”
"Haha, it's easy to say, please. ”
As the elder spoke, he casually called another disciple to guide Qin Fan, and just like that, Qin Fan easily blended into the Badao Gate and came to a large man-made square to sit down.
Here, this is the place where the birthday banquet was held, the square is wide enough, and now there are many people seated, all of whom are chatting with a light smile, and some militants are also talking about the Zichuan Hunt that just happened before, which made Qin Fan feel unhappy for a while.
Qin Fan's table, in addition to himself, there were five men and one woman, perhaps because the human skin mask Qin Fan wore was also quite handsome, and his long hair was very attractive to women, the only woman deliberately approached him and blew lightly in his ear very provocatively.
"Giggles, little brother, what kind of force are you? ”
"Hehuan Valley. ”
Qin Fan took a sip of longevity wine and said lightly, but when the woman heard this, she had a surprised expression on her face: "What? You are from Hehuan Valley? Then why are you sitting here? With your relationship between Hehuan Valley and Badaomen, you should be at the front?"
"Oh?"
Qin Fan was also shocked when he heard this, he had already learned a piece of information from the woman's mouth, that is, the relationship between Hehuan Valley and Badaomen seemed to be surprisingly good, but why did the elder say that Hehuan Valley and Badaomen were not very familiar with each other?
"Was the elder a temptation for me? Or is it ...... I've already let them know who I am because of what I showed out? ...... I'm afraid it's weird. ”
After reacting in an instant, Qin Fan didn't change his voice, and while explaining and chatting with the woman in a hurry, he quickly stirred and thought of a way to deal with it.
"Little brother, I have long heard that the Immortal Hehuan Sutra practiced by you in Hehuan Valley can easily make men and women reach orgasm, and it can also have the effect of double cultivation, is it true?"
"Hey, that's just a rumor, it's not true, Fairy Miaoyin, if you want to taste the taste of orgasm, I'm afraid it's useless to find a hemp man like him, handsome and can't be eaten?
A middle-aged burly man, although his figure was burly, his rough face startled Qin Fan and the woman known as the Miaoyin Fairy.
After a while, Qin Fan got up and left on the pretext of going to the bathroom, still thinking about how to deal with it along the way, and still thinking about what to do if he really exposed his whereabouts at this moment.
Now there are a lot of people who come to participate in the birthday banquet, and most of them are the lords of some forces, and their strength is not weak, if they fight hard, it is obviously unwise, or the previous sentence, only a sneak attack is the best choice.
Walking into the bathroom, it was a coincidence, as soon as he pushed the door open, Qin Fan bumped into a young man at the same table with him.
"! You're blind? I don't see anyone here, what are you squeezing! Get out of here, and come in after a quarter of an hour, do you hear?"
Qin Fan was also furious when he heard this, the people in the dark world were really arrogant, they even cared about shit and fart?
However, after seeing that the figure of the person opposite was almost the same as his own, Qin Fan's eyes suddenly lit up, and he immediately thought about it, but before he could speak, the man said: "What's the matter, can't you hear what I'm saying, right?
Seeing that this person seemed to be hostile to him, Qin Fan's eyes immediately had a golden glow flashing in the depths of his eyes, and the spirit pupils that had not been used for a long time were activated, wanting to see what he really thought in his heart.
"Damn, the most unaccustomed thing in my life is a little white face like you, with a face I don't know how many good cabbages have been arched, even the Miaoyin girl has been taken away by you, that's my dream lover!"
Immediately, the golden mangs in Qin Fan's eyes immediately converged, and said secretly: "Hmph, it's a sperm worm again, the woman before was a veteran of the love field, I don't know how many people have been, and she still treats others as dream lovers, it's ridiculous." ”
"Hehe, my brother has a big temper, but people have three impatiences, isn't it?
The man who was the same size as Qin Fan, but his appearance was not good, immediately raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and then saw that Qin Fan actually took off the human skin mask on his face in front of him, but there was another human skin mask under the human skin mask, but it was ugly, and his face was the same as that of the man in front of him......
"Hehe, brother, look, we are actually the same kind of people, and we are not handsome guys, but after I bought this human skin mask at a high price, the trajectory of my life has changed dramatically, from the annoying dick silk to the love saint! ”
The man was immediately taken aback, and then asked with some uncertainty: "What? Three digits! And all of them are beautiful women, or did they do it voluntarily?"
"Yes, that's right, it's really three digits, they're all beautiful women, and they all took the initiative to hook up with me. ”
The man's eyes quietly burned, you must know that the women he has slept with now are extremely limited, and most of them are his overlords, and he has never experienced such a thing as letting a beautiful woman take the initiative to give her a hug.
"Then what do you mean ......"
"Hey, you still don't understand this! As an apology, this mask will be given to you, and you will be me when you go back, as long as you talk to the wonderful sound fairy for a while, it is estimated that she will strip naked and climb on your bedside tonight to serve you, I promise to make you happy, how about it?"
"Haha!"
Hearing this, the man immediately couldn't help laughing, and immediately snatched the human skin mask from Qin Fan's hand and put it on with Qin Fan's help, and returned to his seat in a hurry, completely thinking that Qin Fan was ready to tease his dream lover.
"Okay! Seeing that you are so sincere, forget about the incident of you hitting me before, and when I get that slut of Miaoyin to bed, I will definitely come to thank you!"
Looking at the figure of the man leaving in a hurry, a sneer instantly appeared on Qin Fan's face that was innocent a moment ago, and there was a knife on his head, this statement is true.
After a while, Qin Fan also came out of the bathroom, and saw that the man who had changed into his human skin mask was really chatting with the woman named Miaoyin, and even began to show a triumphant smile again after some physical contact, and then he didn't go back, but quietly approached the table at the front.
The people at that table are all the masters of the power who have a very strong relationship with the Badaomen, and the two old men of the late stage of the god body level of the Badaomen are also impressively listed, as for the main seat, it is the master of the Badaomen who has not yet arrived, and it is also today's big birthday star, Badao.
About half an hour later, the joy in the audience also stopped abruptly, and the voices of everyone stopped talking, and they all turned their heads to look at the high platform in front of them, and watched the old man with gray hair slowly walk onto the stage.
This person is the most important target of Qin Fan's trip, the sword.
"Boom la la ......"
After Badao appeared on the stage, there was a thunderous applause and a congratulatory message in an instant, and then Badao raised his hand at everyone with a smile and said, "Quiet, everyone be quiet!"
"First of all, thank you for giving me the face of Badao to come to this sect to participate in this birthday banquet, and before the birthday banquet is held, the old man still has three joys coming to the door, and I want to share one or two with you. ”
"Oh, what other three joys? ”
"Haha, that's it, let's talk about it quickly, is it going to marry a beautiful girl at the same time as the birthday banquet......?"
“......”
Everyone speculated, and Ba Dao also smiled and said nothing, and finally waited for the voice to gradually weaken before he said: "This first joy, naturally from you, I asked people to make a rough count before, you are really generous, just the birthday gift is enough for me to eat for a few years!haha......"
Speaking of the back, Badao himself laughed to himself, then clapped his hands again, and said: "This second joy is that I just accepted a goddaughter, but it is a symbol of beauty. ”
"Shh
Everyone heard a burst of coaxing, they are not stupid, what is the meaning of this goddaughter, the goddaughter is actually a 'dry' daughter, to put it bluntly, she is a concubine with no name, no one wants to climb this kind of in-laws, everyone knows that the goddaughter of the sword is afraid that she is not willing to play if she has been played with the sword, and she has long been a broken flower.
Immediately, Badao smiled again, and after he clapped his hands, a woman wearing a bright red festive dress walked onto the stage, respectfully and coquettishly saluted Badao, and Badao also unscrupulously hugged her slender waist, and kissed her cherry mouth in public, which immediately attracted a lot of commotion.
However, when the woman in the red dress walked on stage, Qin Fan, who was already standing at the first table in front of him like a guard, suddenly stared, this person was none other than Liu Xin!
At that moment, Qin Fan completely understood, no wonder he felt that the elder who greeted him outside the door looked hurried and a little weird, nine times out of ten, Liu Xin had already guessed his intentions, and immediately came to Badaomen to report the news!
Knowing this, Qin Fan really regretted that he would save Liu Xin's woman in the first place, and it not only reminded him of an ancient story, the farmer and the snake.
The farmer was kind enough to save the snake, but in the end, the poisonous snake not only did not know the kindness, but also bit the farmer to death, swallowing his flesh and blood to satisfy his hunger.
Liu Xin is no different from that poisonous snake now.
Thinking of this, Qin Fan's gaze also became cold slightly, this feeling of being betrayed was really uncomfortable.
"Sect Master of the Overlord Sword, you haven't said this third joy yet! What the hell is it? Don't hang our appetite, hurry up and let us have fun too, right?"
"That's right, generally the biggest happy event is put at the end as the finale, presumably this joy should be not small, right?"
“......”
Everyone laughed again, and then Ba Dao also laughed and ordered someone to put down a multimedia screen on the high platform, saying: "That's right, this third joy is indeed the most important joy, and it is also a great gift that my precious goddaughter brings to the old man!
As he spoke, a figure appeared on the multimedia screen, it was Qin Fan, who was wearing the first human skin mask before, who was letting the man's hand in his pants, so that he was curious when he saw the person on the screen after a grinding sound on his legs, and then hurriedly took out the man's hand and asked in a low voice: "You pervert, don't make trouble! Look, why is the person on the screen you?"
The man's eyes glared when he heard the sound, and he immediately looked confused and didn't know what was going on, and then he heard Badao laugh and say: "Baby girl, you should introduce to the big guy, who is this person on the screen?"