Text Chapter 34: Little Adult
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With Yaoyao on her back, Tang Xiaobao is still very happy, this little girl is really beautiful and very attractive.
The mountain road was bumpy, but fortunately there was a moon, and it only took more than ten minutes for the two to get home.
Liu Qingqing's family lives in the middle of the mountain, and there are no people around, in case there is a pervert thief in the middle of the night-Tang Xiaobao is starting to worry again......
"Oops, I'm tired!"
Yaoyao sat on the chair and chattered.
Tang Xiaobao wiped his sweat and couldn't cry or laugh: "Are you still tired?
"Cut, I'm too lazy to talk about you, don't you know how much you have to knock on your back?"
Tang Xiaobao was speechless.
"Auntie, I want to play a game. Yao Yao stretched out her hand to be coquettish.
Liu Qingqing said dotingly: "The phone is out of battery." ”
"Then recharge quickly, I'll hit the 700 level. Yaoyao was like a little beater, and she was proud when she said this.
Liu Qingqing said angrily: "Hurry up and do your homework, just right, let Uncle Xiaobao tutor you." ”
After speaking, she went to boil water for Tang Xiaobao.
Yaoyao was obedient, took out her homework book, glanced at Tang Xiaobao, and said twice, her eyes full of disgust.
Hehe?
Tang Xiaobao was happy, this is looking down on people!
"Hey, what kind of eyes do you have, what's so great about playing games, you still have to get sucky?"
"Will you have fun?" Yaoyao said without raising her head, but before Tang Xiaobao could answer, she asked again, "Can you play to five hundred levels?"
Tang Xiaobao was speechless.
He also played this game, and he didn't beat 300 levels.
"Hmph, does playing games have anything to do with IQ?" Tang Xiaobao actually felt that this was nonsense, and it didn't matter if it was strange, but he didn't want to admit it.
"Relevant!"
Yaoyao raised her head, her eyes still disgusted: "Say as if you are smarter than me, if you can prove that you are smarter than me, then I will let you tutor me." ”
Liu Qingqing handed Tang Xiaobao a glass of water and said with a smile: "This girl is spoiled by me, don't tell her, it's a waste of words, anyway, I never said I won her." ”
"He's a big fool. Yaoyao pouted.
Burst!
Tang Xiaobao squirted out with a mouthful of water.
Hey, you're still doing it?
Okay, then Uncle will play with you today!
"Look at what you little girl can get, my uncle will prove it to you tonight, and see how smart my uncle is. Tang Xiaobao said with a smile: "I'll give you a question, if you answer correctly, I will admit that you are smarter than me." ”
Yaoyao glanced at Tang Xiaobao as if she was looking at an idiot: "It's out of the question." ”
This frame is really confident!
Seeing Tang Xiaobao and his little niece fighting, Liu Qingqing smiled happily, this family lacks such an atmosphere, and this is what makes it feel like home.
She didn't stop her, she just watched the show on the side, waiting for Tang Xiaobao to be surprised.
Others don't understand, she doesn't know Yaoyao yet, that's a villain, when it comes to IQ, she is a little scared anyway.
She is not optimistic about Tang Xiaobao now!
"Okay, listen to the question. Tang Xiaobao rolled his eyes and calmly asked: "There are seven birds in the tree, and the hunter shot at the tree, how many are there in the tree?"
Tang Xiaobao looked proud.
Liu Qingqing was a little surprised.
It's as simple as that?
Seeing Tang Xiaobao's evil smile, she also smiled, oh, understand, this question must not be so simple!
It is not normal to take kindergarten questions to test second-grade students!
The answer to this question seems to be very simple, but Tang Xiaobao has countless reasons to question it, in short, there is no standard answer to this question, and the answer is wrong.
Hmph, if you dare to look down on your uncle, you have to take off your pants and spank your ass - oh, this is too evil, you have to deal a good blow to your young but infinitely surging self-confidence.
At a young age, narcissism is not good!
He waited for Yaoyao to give an answer, and he also waited for a rebuttal......
As a result, Yaoyao just looked at him, and her eyes were even more disgusted!
Tang Xiaobao was anxious, hey, isn't this fooled?
"Hey, you can't answer, can you?"
Yaoyao let out a loud voice again......
Tang Xiaobao's old face flushed: "You said, don't you think you're very smart, I won't give you a problem, I'll give you a simple one, you will answer!"
"For me to answer correctly, you first have to answer me some questions. Yaoyao put down her pen and finally spoke.
"Ask!" Tang Xiaobao waved his hand.
Yaoyao asked, "Are there any disabled birds among the seven birds, such as those born without legs, or without wings?"
Tang Xiaobao's face changed.
Yao Yao continued to ask.
"Are any of these birds deaf?"
"Do any of these birds have babies?"
"How far is the distance between the hunter and the bird......?
Tang Xiaobao's face turned red.
Liu Qingqing was also dumbfounded.
"Is the hunter's gun equipped with a muffler?"
"How is the hunter's marksmanship, is it possible to hit two birds with one shot?"
Tang Xiaobao's face turned pale.
Liu Qingqing laughed and trembled.
......
Yaoyao's question is not finished yet.
But Tang Xiaobao couldn't stand it anymore, raised his hands high, and shouted, "Stop!"
Yaoyao sneered: "What's the matter?
"It's such a simple question, and you make it so complicated?"
"Who told you to be lazy?"
Yaoyao sighed twice, pouted and said: "If I give an answer casually, and you set a limit for me, then I will never be able to answer correctly, you have a problem with this question, it can be seen that your IQ is very low!"
Tang Xiaobao's face turned from white to red, and there was fine sweat on his forehead.
Liu Qingqing handed over two napkins, couldn't help but laugh, and her chest kept trembling......
Tang Xiaobao: ......
"You've tested me, do you dare to let me test you too?" Yaoyao stared at Tang Xiaobao's eyes with a defiant gaze.
Tang Xiaobao was humiliated, and was worried that he had no chance to correct his name, so he immediately agreed: "Okay, it's a question!"
Liu Qingqing covered her mouth and persuaded Tang Xiaobao: "Forget it, don't vomit with the child, don't mess with her!"
"No, it's out of the question!"
Tang Xiaobao didn't appreciate it.
Hmph, my uncle is also a high school student, and he is destined to be the top student in the college entrance examination in the future...... You compare your IQ with your uncle, I want to crush you, and I will crush you hard......
He was proud, Yaoyao had already come up with a good question, and handed over a workbook, on which some messy content was written.
0-0-0-0
"What is this?" Tang Xiaobao was stunned.
"Let me ask you, what is this called?" Yaoyao was expressionless.
Tang Xiaobao had a big head and shook his head blankly.
"It's called the Four Voids!"
Yaoyao pursed her lips with a look of contempt: "With your IQ, you are still smart?"
Tang Xiaobao almost fell headlong...... The answer...... He couldn't argue with it.
"Again. ”
333+555=
"What's this called?" asked Yaoyao.
Tang Xiaobao replied without hesitation: "888!"
"Did I ask you how much is it?" Yaoyao was expressionless, and said, "I'm asking what this is, let me tell you, it's called a group of three or five!"
Sweat!
Tang Xiaobao wiped the sweat from his forehead and coughed twice: "Come again." ”
0+0=1
"What's it called?"
Tang Xiaobao didn't dare to answer, and glanced at Liu Qingqing cautiously, who was also at a loss: "She hasn't given me this question before." ”
Depend on!
Tang Xiaobao couldn't cry or laugh, and asked, "It turns out that you have been tested in that question just now, why didn't you remind me?"
Liu Qingqing smiled: "I asked you not to answer, you don't listen to me." ”
Tang Xiaobao: ......
Tang Xiaobao didn't know this question, so he asked stubbornly: "What is this called?"
"It's called making something out of nothing. ”
Hehe!
Listening to the word hehe, Tang Xiaobao was very hurt......
......
didn't dare to fight with Yaoyao anymore, Tang Xiaobao didn't have the face to stay any longer, and said to Liu Qingqing: "Oh, I have to go back." ”
"Or just stay here. Liu Qingqing's face was slightly red: "It's late at night, and the mountain road is not easy to walk." ”
Tang Xiaobao was a little moved, cough cough, but before he could express his position, Yaoyao on the side said twice.
"There's a lot to do at the widow's door!"
Sweat!
Is this unlucky kid your niece?
Tang Xiaobao was eager to ask.
Liu Qingqing glared at Yaoyao and smiled at Tang Xiaobao, "You won't be scared, right?"
Tang Xiaobao was about to cry.
Damn, how do you answer that?
Is this to stay, or to leave?
In a dilemma!