Chapter 138: Insulting the profession of the Great God of Jumping
came to his house with He Jin, and as soon as he entered the door, Qin Fan saw that the house was covered with yellow paper, and there was a person holding a peachwood sword and wearing a Taoist uniform.
"He Jin, your family is... What the hell?"
Looking at the Taoist priest running around in the living room, shaking the bell, He Jin said helplessly: "Our family believes in this, this Taoist priest was specially invited by my mother from outside, it is said that he is a master, good at driving away evil spirits, seeking good fortune and avoiding evil, so..."
Hearing him say this, Qin Fan understood what was going on, shook his head and didn't bother with the Taoist priest, and went directly to his father's bedroom with He.
"Mom, how is my dad? Did you wake up? This is Qin Fan, he is definitely a master, hurry up and let him show my dad." ”
When the beautiful woman heard this, she just glanced at Qin Fan twice, and shook her head lightly: "Xiao Jin, where did you find this wild road? It shouldn't be from the street? ”
After reprimanding He Jin in a low voice, the beautiful woman took out two hundred yuan from the wallet on the table: "Young man, take the money and leave quickly, don't make trouble here." ”
Seeing this, He Jin was shocked, and hurriedly pushed the two hundred bills in his mother's hand, and said: "Mom, don't talk nonsense, this father who once saved Governor Zhang and the mayor is a clever doctor, but he is not a liar on the street." ”
"Huh?
The beautiful woman was surprised for a while, but the sadness on her face still did not retreat at all, looking at the skinny and unconscious middle-aged man on the bed: "Alas... No matter how powerful the medical skills are, it's useless, and you don't know your father's problems, so you can only rely on the mage's practice to exorcise evil spirits. ”
"Hehe... Auntie, I'm a Chinese medicine practitioner, and I also have some research on metaphysics and Taoism, including the art of practice, let me see my uncle first, maybe I can solve it?"
After Qin Fan finished speaking, He Jin also followed: "Yes, Mom, you just let Qin Fan see it first, the pendant that saved my life before was given to me by Qin Fan, he must be able to do it, at least more reliable than the person outside." ”
"It's... Okay, Doctor Xiao Qin, then I will work for you, but don't mention this matter to outsiders, after all, we are a public family, and we are engaged in these things..."
"Don't worry, I know all of this, aunt. ”
Now it is a new society, and things like the so-called practice of exorcising evil spirits are regarded as feudal superstitions, and He Jin's father is an official, if this kind of thing spreads, it will naturally have a bad impact on him.
After speaking, Qin Fan went to the bedside of his father, looked at his already skinny appearance, couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, and then began to diagnose his pulse.
Five minutes later.
Seeing Qin Fan withdraw his hand, He Jin hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "What's wrong?"
After hearing this, Qin Fan thought for a while, and after organizing the language, he asked, "Was my uncle's previous figure quite burly, and even if it didn't sound good, he was fat?"
"Yes, that's right, Lao He used to be quite fat, but he began to lose weight a week ago, until now, and he is in a coma all day. ”
As the beautiful woman spoke, she began to wipe her tears with a silk scarf, while He Jin comforted her.
After Qin Fan nodded, he asked again, "I wonder if you still remember your uncle's birthday?"
I don't know what Jiachen Nian is, but I remember Lao He... Indeed, he was born in time. ”
Then Qin Fan pinched his fingers and calculated, and said: "The year of Jiachen is 1964, this kind of person who is born with a lack of fire in the five elements, is born with a weak body, and although he has been obese since he was a child, his weight is not high, and it is appropriate to describe it as fat, isn't it?"
"In 1964..."
After the beautiful woman muttered, her eyes nodded slightly brightly: "That's right, that's right! Lao He was born that year! And Lao He's figure is indeed relatively fat from childhood to adulthood, god, really god! I don't see that you are really a master in this area! You can even calculate this!"
Qin Fan waved his hand modestly, and then talked about the cause of Father He's illness.
"Uncle's illness this time is indeed very fast, but it is not that he is evil or infected with something unclean, but that his body is invaded by some withered glory, which has no effect on normal people, but for people like uncle, who are weak and lack of fire, it is a big trouble. ”
"And this kind of withered glory is still invading my uncle's body until now, so the source of this withered glory... It should be at home. ”
"Huh?"
He Jin and his mother glanced at each other, their faces were still a little dazed, like the kind of mysterious and mysterious things that Qin Fan said before, they had heard it for the first time.
"Oh no! what kind of bullshit is to be honorable, boy, dare to lie to people under the nose of the poor road, who are you a demon!"
The door of the bedroom was pushed open, and the Taoist priest who was in the living room before strode over, and asked Qin Fan with the peachwood sword in his hand, the tone was like singing, which made people laugh.
Hearing this, the beautiful woman just wanted to step forward to explain, but Qin Fan stopped him, when he came in before, he saw that something was wrong with this Taoist priest, but now he didn't think about it but took the initiative to find it.
Now that everyone's faces are stretched out, if they don't fight, it is really not Qin Fan's style.
"I won't talk nonsense with you about anything else, I'll just ask you, are you a Taoist priest or a dancing god?"
"Hmph, Poor Dao is naturally a Taoist priest who has the ability to ward off evil spirits and exorcise ghosts, madam, hurry up and drive him out, if it affects my practice, your husband is only afraid that it is... Hmph, I'll never wake up. ”
The beautiful woman was anxious after hearing this, and she didn't know what to do for a while.
"Dao Chief, don't be angry, do you think this is good, you do your own method, let Qin Fan think of Qin Fan's method, and don't delay. ”
"Nonsense! One mountain can't tolerate two tigers, this is a deceitful boy, when have you ever heard of such a thing as withering glory? Hurry up and get rid of it, or you will bear the consequences!"
"Hmph, just because I haven't heard of it doesn't mean I haven't, I believe in Qin Fan!"
After He Jin finished speaking, Qin Fan asked the Taoist priest again: "Since you are a Taoist priest, you should be familiar with the Five Elements Bagua, right? ”
As soon as they heard this, He Jin and his mother all looked at the Dao Chang, although they didn't know what the five elements of the Heavenly Stem were, they had all heard of it, and they all belonged to a part of metaphysics.
However, the Dao Chief was speechless by Qin Fan's question, and he was hesitant, and finally held back a few words: "The five elements naturally refer to metal, wood, water, fire, and earth, what is there to talk about? Boy, don't talk nonsense here!"
"Shh
Qin Fan snorted with extreme disdain, and immediately confirmed the conjecture in his heart, the so-called Taoist priest in front of him was a complete liar!
"I haven't even heard of the Five Elements of the Heavenly Stem, and you dare to lie that you are a Taoist priest? Then you can listen to me now, so that you can better cheat outside in the future." ”
Immediately, Qin Fan said like a few treasures: "The so-called Tiangan Five Elements Direction refers to the wood of A and B, the east, the fire of Bingding, the south, the earth of Wuji, the center, the gold of Gengxin, the west, the water of nong, and the north. ”
After listening to Qin Fan's words, the Taoist priest secretly said something bad: "Damn, it's really unlucky, it seems that I have met a master." ”
And He Jin's mother and son also understood, He Jindang even pointed at the Taoist priest and scolded: "I saw that you had a problem before, and you still claimed to be a Taoist master with superb Taoism, phew! I think you look like a great god in a certain village, get out of here!"
"He Jin, don't insult the profession of the great god, if he really knows how to dance the god, your father's illness is estimated to be cured, although I don't know much about that industry, but they really have a special way to communicate with heaven and earth, and then manipulate a magical energy, as for the person in front of him, he is a complete liar. ”
"First of all, the one who dances the great god must burn incense and bathe before doing the practice, so as not to blaspheme the gods, you see that he is unkempt, how can he look like he has the slightest faith? Secondly, when doing things, you must hold the gods and keep one, and there are no distractions, but do you know what he was thinking when I first came in?"
"What do you think?"
He Jin asked curiously, and He Mu also looked at Qin Fan, obviously interested in his answer.
"Ahem..."
After coughing lightly for a while, Qin Fan glanced at He Mu, and then at the liar who was already angry and his face was blue and red, and said, "He's thinking... After the so-called Dharma today and last night, find a chance... Take advantage of your mother. ”
"What?!"
He Jin heard the scene, and He Mu's face was embarrassed for a while, and after looking at the surprised look on the liar opposite, he immediately believed most of Qin Fan's words.
"Bastard... Get out of here!" He Mu said, picking up the stone ashtray on the table and throwing it at it.
The liar was caught off guard, and his head was immediately smashed into a big bag, and he just wanted to reach out and ask for money, seeing that He Jin was still looking for something to fight him, he glared at Qin Fan fiercely, and then fled.
"Hmph, there are really more and more liars now, I used to see him look like a dog in the Taoist temple, but I didn't expect it to be this virtue!"
He Mu was still indignant, her chest trembled with anger, and she saw that Qin Fan was secretly speechless, no wonder the liar before would have such crooked thoughts about her.
And after He Jin persuaded his mother a few more words, he asked Qin Fan to start looking for the source of the so-called withered glory at home, and He Jin also cooperated with him to find it.
After Qin Fan exposed the liar before, He Mu firmly believed that he was a master, and her husband's illness still depended on him.
First, he searched around the place where Father He stayed most, that is, in the bedroom, but Qin Fan found nothing, so he immediately went to the living room to explore around.
At the same time, while looking for it, he asked: "He Jin, think about it, has your father taken anything home recently?"
"It's... I couldn't really remember it for a while. He Jin shook his head and said.
But after thinking about it for a while, Mother He suddenly said: "Doctor Xiao Qin, our family loves to fiddle with flowers and plants when he is fine, I remember that half a month ago he brought back a pot of flowers from the flower market, does this count?"
"Flowers, what flowers?" Qin Fan asked suspiciously.
"I don't know what kind of variety, it's not so much a flower, but a dead branch, but the appearance is very good, it's on the balcony, I'll take you to see it." ”
He Mu said as she took Qin Fan to the balcony, and when Qin Fan followed He Mu's gaze and saw the dead branches with nine branches on the main trunk of the pot not far away, he couldn't take his eyes off it.
"It's... Withered branches?!"