Chapter 1138: Are You Kidding Me?
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At least, the goddess Shiva didn't hang up the phone directly, but said in a cold and angry voice, "Tell me quickly, I'm still having dinner with Bang." ”
"Potato curry?"
Wang Yan said with a smile, "It's very delicious, and India is also a country with a long history and rich cultural heritage." This made Wang Yan himself feel a little disobedient. When it comes to food, which country in the world can compare to Huaxia?
However, in order to alleviate the disgust of the goddess Shiva, Wang Yan could only pinch her nose and say things against her will.
"Get out, do you think that our Indian national cuisine only has one kind of curry rice?" Shiva Goddess scolded Wang Yan viciously once, and then said in an extremely unkind tone, "What are you doing with you? What important matter do you have, hurry up and say, don't say that I hung up the phone." ”
"That's what I just said. Wang Yan said seriously, "I need to study Indian food, because I will come to India in the next two days to trouble you." ”
"**?" The Shiva goddess on the other end directly burst out with a foul word, followed by a burst of rapid and disordered breathing, and after a long time, she came back from the shock and roared angrily, "Son of Flame, are you taunting me? Are you not happy enough to play with me in Huaxia Country, and you still want to chase the Indian Kingdom to play with me?"
The voice, sharp and harsh, was extremely high in decibels.
Wang Yan moved her phone away, even if it was 10,000 kilometers away, Wang Yan could feel her monstrous anger and shock. However, although the Chinese language of Shiva is very slippery, the semantics are very ambiguous.
What does it mean that she is not having fun enough, and what does it mean that she still wants to come to India to play her?
What he said made Wang Yan embarrassed.
Naturally, the rampaging Shiva goddess exploded on the other end of the phone. Wang Yan was also very aware of her temperament and character, so he went with her to bomb, and after a few minutes, the goddess Shiva calmed down a little, and her tone became a little indifferent and bored: "On behalf of India, I express my unwelcome to you. In short, refuse to allow you to step into India half a step. ”
Refusing to step in?
Wang Yan looked helpless, if he couldn't even go to India, how could he persuade the goddess Shiva to help him refine the weapon?
Fortunately, in addition to Wang Yan's refusal to suffer, he also took one, saying that it was good to die and indomitable, and to say that it was difficult to hear was a thick-skinned talent, he took a good time to say: "Her Royal Highness the goddess is not right." You just formed a group on the front foot and came to our East China Branch to eat, uh, no, it was a visit and study. We, the East China Branch of the Huaxia International Africa Bureau, didn't neglect you, did we? We entertained you with delicious food and drink. The result is good, as soon as you walk on the front foot, you turn your face on the back foot and don't recognize people. ”
Wang Yan can't take too much care now. In any case, rub the past first, and then act at the opportunity, and slowly level out the disgust of the goddess Shiva.
Wang Yan didn't mention the hospitality, but when he mentioned the entertainment, the Shiva goddess was even more angry: "Son of Flame, you are less thick-skinned with me." When I came to Huaxia Kingdom, was that what you entertained? Wasn't it all Director Linghu who was busy before and after? What did you entertain me? You asked me to learn how to bark as a dog and beat me! Hehe, this is the hospitality of your Huaxia Kingdom. ”
The more she thought about it, the more angry she became, how noble and glorious she was in the entire Indian super-energy world. was made by Wang Yan to learn to bark as a dog, which caused many people to be dissatisfied with her now, and her reputation plummeted.
If it weren't for her own strength, she would have reached the legendary level at a young age, and she had also comprehended the power of the law of the Eye of Destruction. Maybe this alone can make her obediently roll down on the seat of the goddess.
Now that this matter has not passed, your son of flame still wants to chase down to India to make trouble? Bastard, bastard, are you going to toss this goddess to death?
"Hey, Your Highness the Goddess, don't speak with a clear conscience. Learn to bark, that's what we bet on. Wang Yan said helplessly, "And that was originally the condition you proposed, I just said it in your tone." Besides, I'm already very tolerant of that condition, right? If you were to do a striptease dance with a Shiva sacrifice dance in front of the whole world, would you not be able to live?"
The goddess Shiva at the other end of the Asian continent was suddenly full of excitement, and she couldn't help but curse angrily in her heart. I'll it, the Child of Flame really can't figure it out, it's not enough to dance a striptease, you have to dance it with a sacrificial dance.
This is not just a humiliation of her goddess Shiva, but a blasphemy.
If you really jump, then you can only use the blood of the enemy to completely wash away the shame. Moreover, there will inevitably be a war in the super energy realm between the two countries, and when the time comes, there will be countless casualties.
It is even very likely that a world-class superhero war will occur at the instigation of people with ulterior motives.
Such a bad result is that Shiva Goddess feels very terrible when she thinks about it.
Fortunately, Wang Yan was not stunned to that extent, and put forward such terrible conditions. If so, she doesn't know whether she should say yes or not. After being afraid, she said fiercely: "Flame Child, I didn't expect you to be really full of bad water, how can you have so many bad ideas." ”
"Hehe, so, what's wrong with learning to bark twice?" Wang Yan laughed easily, "If you're happy, I can bark a hundred, and a thousand doesn't matter." Wangwang~"
"Okay, okay, don't scream, don't scream, it's hard to hear. "Shiva was impatient on the other end of the phone, and learning to bark was a fatal blow to her, and she was drawn a big move.
But for a cheeky person like Wang Yan, what is the matter? Learning to bark a dog, a cat, or a donkey will not lose a meat or two.
This made the goddess Shiva can't help but sigh, this person, thick skin is also an advantage.
"Besides, I didn't hit you. You are a dignified goddess of Shiva, powerful and powerful, and the law of destruction is extremely powerful. Who in this world would dare to beat you?" Wang Yan said with a smile, "The two of us are just fighting, ouch, ouch, speaking of which, my chest still hurts." Is there any other sinister trick in your Flame of Destruction?"
"There's a sinister trick. "The goddess Shiva has no ladylike demeanor at all to Wang Yan. Directly rolled his eyes, "My flame of destruction, if you can't resist it, you will directly turn into ashes." It's not a poisonous trick, and it's not a purgatory demon. I'll tell you, I didn't practice at home, otherwise you would have been gray by now. But to be honest, Wang Yan praised her for her powerful fire of destruction, and she was still a little proud.
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