Author: "Extinguishing the Phoenix" (Meow Phoenix)

Feng Meow (elegant salute, clear throat, smile, elegant temperament, holding an eggplant microphone, saying that the cucumber has been upgraded!): Hello everyone, I am sleepy every day with dark circles of Feng Meow children's shoes. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Feng Meow (nodded in response): Thank you for your applause!Recently, the "Xiuzhen Chat Group" has been updated very diligently, don't thank me, if it weren't for Ben Meow's lack of attention to lock him into the small black room while his brother was riding his milk, and he wouldn't be allowed to eat and sleep if he didn't write enough chapters, you wouldn't have the blessing to read three chapters!

Feng Meow (after the end, looking at the guests with twitches/twitches on the side of the mouth, only to restrain the smug smile): I heard that the recent Shuhang children's shoes have survived again!But this experience seems to be more exciting than in the past, I think everyone wants to solve the shadow area of the heart of the Shuhang children's shoes, so this issue of this meow invited a handsome new bald head - Song Shuhang!

Shuhang (smiling, nodding, waving his hand with his right hand, touching/touching the shiny bald head, holding the cucumber microphone in his left hand.) It's really not easy, but it can be regarded as equipping the guests with a microphone, although it was eliminated by Feng Meow): Hello everyone, I'm Song Shuhang.

Feng Meow (throwing the eggplant microphone beside Shuhang, decisively rushing to Shuhang's knee, looking up, and wagging his tail): Shuhang, I heard that you were eaten as a snack by Doudou!

Shuhang (the blue tendons on his forehead burst out, he gritted his teeth, his face was loveless, and he was mixed with sadness, pain, unbearable to look back, and his emotions were complicated, so that Feng Meow couldn't see through it for a while): I will definitely ask Senior Bai to give Doudou a Meteor Sword 001 version! Let him even sleep on it! In the future, there will be several versions, and I will give Doudou a try!

Feng Meow (with a big brain, a cute Jingba with a frightened face, tongue slapping on the face, saliva running wildly, stained on white hair, and then every day except for eating, in the sky do a rotating flight movement. Thinking of this, I can't help but wax Doudou. ): Shuhang, Doudou didn't mean it, how can you be so stingy!

Shuhang (slap the table! The cucumber microphone was smashed instantly, Feng Meow quickly jumped away, Emma, she was almost shot to death!, but it was inevitable that the cat hair on her body was splashed with a few drops of cucumber juice, which was quite fragrant!): I was stingy? It bit me! Chewed several bites! Swallow me! That huge dog stomach, stomach acid rots/erodes my body, destroys/destroys my soul! Fortunately, Guoguo stopped it quickly, otherwise I would have become Doudou's lump!

Shuhang (take a deep breath, relieve the tension, calm the excitement): Don't you know, churning out of its stomach is more painful than going in, I feel like my whole fish is going to be crushed! Don't you know, this damn Doudou is still selling cute and coquettish with me, and it's used for an egg! Don't you see that I just came out of its dog's mouth and died?

Feng Meow (cautiously lying back on Shuhang's lap, standing on tiptoe and stretching out his paws on his chest to soothe): Shuhang Shuhang don't be excited, it's all over!

Shuhang (the mood slowly calmed down, rubbing it on Feng Meow's hair, so soft): The past, it's all the past, don't mention it in the future!

Feng Meow (Meow without dried small fish is happy, and Meow without dried small fish is loveless!): Okay, this interview is over!

Shuhang (stunned, stunned, surprised): ......

Feng Meow (Tsundere raised her head and showed her chin, her eyes narrowed slightly, squinting at Song Shuhang, looking at her with disdain): You still don't leave?

Shuhang (wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, it's time for the Xiuzhen Gossip Club to change reporters, such a quality...... ): When I go back and ask Doudou to bring you two catties of small dried fish, I can't give it to you personally, you know?

Feng Meow (smiley, big smile, big smiley, wagging tail): Then let's continue. Na,Book review/There are many people on the altar who want to know,Who is the heroine?,Who do you fall in love with?Also,Everyone agrees that you and Bai seniors are the best pair of CPs,What do you think?

Shuhang (pink cheeks, shy): Actually, whether it is the gentle, cute and simple Yu Rouzi, or the hearty and arrogant and cute Su Shi Ah Sixteen, I like it very much. As for Bai's senior, hehe, he's really just one of my seniors, I really don't have a crush on him or anything...... Ladies and gentlemen, please let go, I am upright and respectful!

Feng Meow (a look of abruptness, and then a look of fascination): The explanation is to cover up, the cover is the fact, I understand, in fact, it doesn't matter if you like Bai senior, he is so charming, rest assured, I won't laugh at you! I only have one wish in my life, that is, to be the meow of Bai senior! As long as I follow him, I will never transform into a human form.

Shuhang (stroked his forehead, was misunderstood by a meow, how should he explain, and then explained, is it okay to be more misunderstood?): I wish you a wish come true.

Feng Meow (suddenly remembered something, flip/hand tabloid): Shuhang Shuhang, there is another question, may I ask, how you feel when you are snapped by the nine lights, can you describe meow?

Shuhang (choking Meow's neck)

Phoenix meow (scratching, scratching, kicking, kicking, biting...... ）

The scene was chaotic......

In the end, Shuhang was covered with scratches all over his face and the back of his hands, and Feng Meow had a bald hair on his back.

Feng Meow (covering the bald hair on her back with her tail): Bastard/Bastard, Song Shuhang! That's what the book friends asked, and it's not Lord Ben Meow!

Shuhang (the tiger's body was shocked, and he looked embarrassed in an instant): Two catties of dried fish are doubled, don't go to the milk rider to complain about this matter!

Feng Meow (turning her head, snorting coldly): Hmph!

Shuhang (gritting his teeth): Ten times!

Feng Meow (bared tooth smile): Deal!

-- The dividing line at the end of the farce --