Chapter 45 The old man is unlucky

"A thousand yuan?" When the old man heard this, he was immediately happy, and Xia Ming's eyes were shiny and shiny, and the old man said: "Young man, you are still sensible, knowing that it is not easy for me to know the old man, a thousand is a thousand." ”

When Xia Ming heard this, he couldn't help but say, "Uncle, no matter how much you guess, a thousand can't show my identity." ”

"You don't want to give me 11,000,000," the old man suddenly widened his eyes and asked incredulously.

Even Lin Wanqing looked at Xia Ming with wide eyes, her eyes were full of incredulity, Lin Wanqing couldn't help but want to remind Xia Ming, but at this time, Xia Ming gave Lin Wanqing a slightly calm look.

Lin Wanqing still held back and didn't speak.

"Uncle, let me tell you, I'm a rich second generation, 1.8 million yuan, for me, it's just a drop in the bucket, and I'm not talking about 10,000, 10,000 is equivalent to 100 yuan for me, I'm talking about 1 million, how about the uncle?"

"I'll give you a million. Xia Ming stretched out this finger and dangled it in front of the old man, and for a while, the old man looked directly at Xia Ming's finger, and for a while it turned out to be cross-eyed.

"One million, one million heavens, it's one million" The old man's body began to tremble, although his income was good, but compared with one million, it was simply one day and one earth, with one million, he could play with beautiful women and sleep in the best hotel.

For a while, the old man began to get excited.

"You, do you really want to give me a million?" the old man couldn't help but ask.

"Do you think I look like a liar?" Xia Ming smiled.

Gollum!

The old man couldn't help but swallow his saliva, his eyes lit up like a hungry wolf seeing delicious food.

Gollum.

Suddenly, the old man's stomach rang, and for a moment the old man's face flushed, just like the soldering iron that had just been taken out of the fire.

Boom.

At this time, the old man let out a loud fart fiercely, and as the loud fart sounded, a stench that had been held for an unknown number of years began to diffuse, and at this time, Lin Wanqing's face was flushed, her brows were frowning and covering her mouth and nose, with an indescribable disgust.

At this time, Xia Ming said: "Uncle, have you eaten too much at noon, this fart tastes strong enough." Xia Ming couldn't help but laugh.

The old man's whole face was red at this time, and he was a little uncomfortable, the old man gritted his teeth and couldn't help but say, "Young man, when will you give me the million?"

Xia Ming saw the old man's uncomfortable appearance, and his heart was amused, Xia Ming hurriedly pretended to groan, and did not immediately answer the old man's words.

Seeing Xia Ming so ink, the old man became anxious, and couldn't help but say, "Why don't you hurry up and give me the money?" ”

When Xia Ming heard this, he immediately smiled and said, "Uncle, I also want to give you the money, but do you see anyone running around the street with a million on his back?"

When the old man heard this, he immediately became anxious, not that he didn't want to wait, but he really couldn't wait, he now felt that his stomach was like a shark rolling, extremely uncomfortable.

Boom.

At this moment, the old man let out another fart, and at this time, the people around him couldn't help but take a few steps back, for fear of smelling the stinky fart.

"Then what do you say? The old man's hands couldn't help but touch his buttocks, this time he was really uncomfortable, and the whole person almost suffocated his illness.

Xia Ming pretended to be puzzled and said, "Uncle, are you in a hurry?" or you go to do something first, I will wait for you here, and when you come back, you will go with me to get the money." ”

"Okay, you wait for me, I'll go to the toilet first, and I'll be back shortly. ”

At this time, the old man couldn't hold back any longer, and immediately let out another loud fart, quickly stood up, and began to train the toilet.

At this time, the head, legs, and waist all didn't hurt, and it looked very healthy, for a while, even Lin Wanqing was stunned, pointed at the old man, and said, "Xia Ming, him"

"Wife, don't look at it, let's leave quickly. Xia Ming waved his hand.

"But he" Lin Wanqing pointed to the departing source, and didn't know what to say.

Xia Ming said: "Wife, don't you see? Who has been hit by a car, can he still run so fast? Look at this old man's body, healthy as a cow, do you think he looks like a sick person." ”

Lin Wanqing's pretty face was instantly covered with a layer of frost, and at this time, even if she was stupid, she reacted.

The old man was fine, and he didn't bump into him at all.

All this is because this old man touched porcelain.

After hearing Xia Ming's explanation, the people around also suddenly realized that the faces of those people who were still fighting for the old man just now had a flush on their faces.

They all bowed their heads shyly.

They knew that they had wronged Xia Ming and Lin Wanqing.

After Xia Ming sat in the car, he waved his hand at Lin Wanqing and said, "Wife, hurry home." ”

Lin Wanqing reacted at this time, stepped on the ground angrily, opened the car door, started the car, and as soon as she stepped on the accelerator, she shot out.

Lin Wanqing and Xia Ming had just walked for five minutes, and at this time, the old man had also settled the battle, and was holding his hands behind his back, humming a little song, and walking towards the place where Xia Ming had parked step by step.

But when he walked to the place just now, he found that Xia Ming's car was gone.

"What about people?"

The old man stared wide-eyed, and the pair of thieves' little eyes wandered around, wanting to find the whereabouts of Xia Ming and Lin Wanqing, but at this time, there was still the whereabouts of Xia Ming and Lin Wanqing, and Lin Wanqing and Xia Ming didn't know where they had slipped away.

"Ah, my million."

At this time, the old man finally reacted, and the whole person sat on the avenue as if he was in prostration, and for a while the old tears were rampant, and his whole face was distorted together, which looked like his father and mother had died.

The old man was distressed: "I drip that money, why are you gone." ”

Then the old man's whole face became extremely hideous, and he cried and shouted: "You two young people, you are really too deceitful, you obviously said that you were waiting for my old man, why did you leave secretly, you are really angry with my old man, you will be struck by lightning, you are not human, I am so old, you still deceive the old man about my feelings." ”

For a while, the old man cried and made trouble on this road, and many people took a detour after seeing it, but because the old man occupied the motor lane, it led to a traffic jam.

Some people thought that the old man was mentally ill, so they called the psychiatric hospital.

After a while, a car came, and two people in white coats took the old man away, and the old man was crying and making trouble before taking away, and the whole person was panicked, and shouted as he walked.

"I'm not mentally ill, I'm not mentally ill" But those two people in white coats didn't think so, the poor old man didn't take a million, but was sent to a psychiatric hospital, if Xia Ming and Lin Wanqing knew, I'm afraid they would also cry and laugh.

really responded to that sentence, if you don't die, you won't die, and the wicked have their own evildoers.