Chapter 5: Fierce Robbery
It is not easy to live in the capital.
Gu Changsheng, who has always been worried about eating and drinking, was deeply sad, why? The rented small yard costs money, it costs money to eat, it costs money to buy vegetables, money is a good thing!
Xiao Cui is very good at running a family, but she can't stand the difficulty of a good woman cooking without rice, Gu Changsheng looked at the empty small package worriedly, and even had nothing to do, so he faced a crooked-necked willow tree in the yard and practiced all the martial arts to vent his dissatisfaction.
Fortunately, Xiaocui's feet have recovered, and the little meat buns have also been raised more and more round and jade. If you ignore the people outside the yard from time to time to keep an eye on you, life is still quite satisfying.
In Gu Changsheng's words, we are already poor enough, and it is certain that we can't afford to take care of the family, since the people of the Li Mansion are not at ease, then we can't live up to the kindness of others, and people are willing to wander around outside her house to their heart's content.
"Lady, there is not much rice and noodles at home, do you want to buy some back?"
Gu Changsheng glanced at Xiao Cui resentfully: "How many taels of silver do we have?"
"One or two. ”
"Are you sure you counted correctly?"
"The slave and maid have counted a few pennies, and there will never be any more money. ”
Okay, one or two is one or two, Gu Changsheng slapped the table: "Xiaocui, pack up your things, early tomorrow morning, let's move!"
Gu Changsheng did what he said, he got up early the next morning, and it was still dark, so he took Xiaocui, led the small meat buns, and set off with a burden.
The person watching outside the door was very responsible, and was napping against the wall.
Gu Changsheng saw that there was no one around, so he went up and covered the sack with a fat beating, and by the way, he robbed the stalker cleanly.
Robbing the house is really a good way to make a fortune, zero investment and high returns, although the risk is a little bigger, but I can't bear Gu Changsheng's kung fu. Look, a stalker is richer than them.
Seven taels of silver!
Gu Changsheng's eyes were shining, and he stuffed the robbed silver into Xiao Cui's hand, waved his hand, holding the small meat bun that had not yet woken up, and led Xiao Cui towards the city gate.
It's easy to get out of the city, who makes them good citizens?
Gu Changsheng stood outside the city wall, looking at the tall city tower.
She never wanted to go back to the capital again in her life, and said goodbye to the scum of the Li Mansion and the wealth and glory of the capital.
"Target, Liuzhou, go!" Gu Changsheng raised his arms, and the three of them embarked on the road back to their hometown in Liuzhou.
As the saying goes, it's good to be at home for a thousand days, but it's hard to go out for a day, with their family background of one or two, plus seven taels from robbery, they still don't have a problem eating and drinking.
Gu Changsheng looked at Xiao Cui left and right before and after, well, this month has been quite moisturized, Xiao Cui has also grown from yellow muscles to 281 flowers, delicate melon seed face, and big eyes, can it attract three or two ruffians?
Then, Gu Changsheng's family background became richer, and the process of returning to his hometown was accelerated.
On this day, Gu Changsheng was lying leisurely in the carriage eating melon seeds, the little meat bun was stumbling with the three characters on the side, and Xiao Cui was counting the silver, which was not uncomfortable.
But there are people who don't cooperate.
"I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to cross this road, leave it to buy road wealth. A sudden shout startled the carriage.
Gu Changsheng stuck a melon seed in his throat and coughed fiercely.
"Lady...... Immortal lady, someone robbed ......" The hired coachman, Old Man Liu, trembled and lifted the curtain.
Gu Changsheng, who had recovered his strength, pursed his lips, and said to you, what a classic opening sentence of robbery, it has been passed down through the ages!
The little meat bun Gu Ze and his mother had a good heart, and they looked at Xiao Cui speechlessly, and jumped out of the car with their little short legs.
The little sarcoma on his neck shook and ran to the carriage.
"One, two, three...... Mother, five!" "Turning around, shouting into the carriage, this time there were a bit of a lot of people.
"Yes, son, ask. ”
The five thieves who came to rob were still looking at the tumor on the neck of the little meat bun in a daze, and the little baby took two steps forward with his little short legs.
"You, my mother asked me to ask, did you bring any money?"
"Brought it. ”
Nodding stunnedly, the bearded man didn't understand what it meant, and the little meat bun ran back.
"Mother, they said they brought silver. ”
Gu Changsheng was very satisfied, patted his clothes and jumped out of the carriage.
This time I really met a bandit, the leader is a bearded man, followed by a scar on his face, he doesn't need to wear makeup to rob houses, and at first glance, he is not a good person.
As soon as the bearded man saw a little lady getting off the car, the dazed just now suddenly disappeared, and he changed his eyes with a few people under him, there was a play! It seems that this business is not a loss, not only silver, but also women, although the length is not the most beautiful, but it is also quite attractive, this snatched back as a lady of the village, it is not bad.
"You're going to rob us?"
Does this need to be asked?
"Don't talk nonsense, the silver carriage will be left behind, spare your lives. The beard was loud, and the flesh on his face shook.
"Oh. Xiao Cui, get out of the car, they ask for silver and a carriage. Gu Changsheng plucked his ears and was very cooperative.
Xiaocui obediently came down with a small burden.
The eyes of the five thieves lit up suddenly.
"Boss, there are beautiful women!"
"Boss, I earned it this time!"
The bearded man shook the big knife in his hand with a smile, and suddenly changed his hexagram: "The silver carriage beauty stays, spare your lives!"
When the coachman Liu saw this, he was so frightened that he hid under the carriage and shivered, this can't be good......
"This is a bit difficult, without this girl, who will take care of the two of us?" Gu Changsheng shook his head, with a hint that we would discuss it again.
"Lao Tzu cares about you, brothers, go on!" The beard and the big knife are pointed, and the robbery is also a bargain, it is really a death!
Xiao Cui pulled the little meat bun and retreated to the side of the carriage, looking at Gu Changsheng worriedly, this time it is a bandit, or five, not two or three, can she settle it?
One-on-five, the bandits have an absolute advantage in numbers, but it's a pity that they are not up to par in quality......
Grappler...... Over-the-shoulder ...... Sweeping legs......
Horizontal Split...... Kick ......
But in an instant, the five people were thrown to the ground, the big knives and sticks were scattered to the ground, and the people were curled up and only howled in pain.
"I let you not learn well, what is not good to learn, learn to rob the house......" left punch, right punch, suddenly the beard and the face of the horizontal meat disappeared, turned into a pig's head.
"Oops...... Don't slap your face, don't slap your face, I haven't married a daughter-in-law yet......" Where can the beard still take care of the injuries on his body, and hurriedly raised his arms to cover his face.
"I didn't want to fight, let you be blind to the idea of beating Xiaocui, old lady, I am twenty-one years old, I can give birth to a son and fight, standing in front of you alive, I can't see it?"
Xiao Cui and Xiao Rou Baozi couldn't bear to look at each other and closed their eyes, still wondering what the lady meant by what she said just now?
Gu Changsheng, who was having a good time, stood up and clapped his hands in a chic manner, then beckoned to his son, and said arrogantly: "Close!"
The little meat bun shook his little arm and ran over with a swagger, East Bala Bala West Balabala, and carried a lot of things in his hand after a while.
Gu Changsheng looked at the money bag handed over to him, his anger was completely gone, he squinted a pair of Danfeng eyes, and smiled contentedly, "Yo, the business is good, these are all robbed, right?"
Lying on the ground in pain, the scarred scarface cried: "That's the ...... I saved for six years to marry my daughter-in-law"
The little meat bun Bala finished his beard, carried a money bag, couldn't bear to look at the miserable face in front of him, and sighed: "My mother said, a real hero, dare to face the bleak life ......"
Beard: "......"
In fact, he doesn't want to be a hero......
After cleaning up, Gu Changsheng clapped his hands and took Xiao Cui and Xiao Meat Bao back into the carriage.
"Old man Liu, it's time to go, you're nesting under the carriage, who's going to catch the car?"
Old man Liu crawled out from under the carriage with his hands and feet, waved his whip, ignored the thieves lying on the ground and snorted, and walked away.
"That's the money I've saved for half my life to marry my daughter-in-law......" The bearded man looked at the vanished carriage and cried bitterly......
Actually, they were the ones who got into the robbery, right?
"Lady, there are one hundred and thirty-six taels of silver!"
Gu Changsheng nodded, plus the previous few extra incomes, it was exactly three hundred taels, and this way can be more comfortable.
"Lady, isn't it okay for us to rob like this?"
"Don't send it to the door in vain, it's all about helping the yamen. ”
"Lady, what you said to the bandit leader didn't mean what I understood, right?"
"Xiaocui, it's definitely not what you understand, but walking the rivers and lakes, it's still necessary to put bright spots. Lady, I just think it's wrong to fight, so I just found a good reason for myself......"
"Mother, I want to learn robbery when I grow up, but I don't want a bleak life, what should I do?"
Gu Changsheng: "......"