(Cat flutter Chinese) Song Kai was a little helpless at this moment.

To be honest, it's really boring to be a class leader, and I will definitely often skip class in the future, and there are too many chores to be a class leader, and I must not be able to handle it well.

However, if you don't do it yourself, then Li Chen will do it, this guy doesn't look down on Chinese medicine at all, and if he is asked to be the squad leader, then this major will really be wasted.

Song Kai sighed and walked to the podium.

Li Chen stood opposite Song Kai.

Fang Puzi was wearing a robe, standing there, with a confident smile on his face, I don't know how he could be so calm, if it was really Li Chen who was the class leader, this class would not be taken to the ditch!

Song Kai arched his hand and spoke first: "Well, running for class president, since I want to be the class president of our College of Traditional Chinese Medicine, then I naturally have to pass the test with Chinese medicine skills, just now I am proficient in all kinds of Chinese medicine skills, many students don't believe it, then I'll show it a little." ”

Everyone in the class looked at Song Kai.

Even Li Chen looked at Song Kai.

Song Kai looked at Li Chen: "Traditional Chinese medicine diagnosis, looking, hearing and asking, among them, the most important thing is to look at the diagnosis, the so-called god who knows by seeing, the real miracle doctor, is a pair of eyes with fiery eyes." I'll show you here, classmate, don't be weird. ”

Li Chen immediately nodded: "Come, come, look at me, see if there is anything wrong with me." "Li Chen is like that, it's clear that he is looking at a liar.

It's no wonder that he himself doesn't believe in Chinese medicine.

Song Kai smmed for a moment, "Your cheeks are a little red, your eyes are blue, there are red spots on your nose, and there are traces of sores on your chin, which shows that your whole person is weak in kidney water and strong in liver fire, and your physical condition is not bad, but this is a sub-health state, and the specific manifestation is that you are prone to tearing eyes, sores on your mouth and tongue, easy to lose sperm and night sweats at night, and your temper is difficult to control, and you also have otitis media, and you have been insomnia recently, right." ”

Li Chen was suddenly stunned, and he looked left and right.

The students in the class were all sitting there, expressionless.

Li Chen looked at Song Kai again, his face was surprised, "You...... How do you know? You've read my profile? No, I haven't done any of these things. ”

Song Kai just pouted and smiled, "I'm all right, this method is expected to be diagnosed in the diagnosis of traditional Chinese medicine, what is there to be surprised about?"

Li Chen still looked at Song Kai suspiciously, he couldn't go into details, if this Chinese medicine can be so magical, and all kinds of diseases can occur at a glance, then how can it still decline? !

The students in the class all applauded Song Kai.

Song Kai arched his hand, and then turned to Li Chen: "Okay, it's your turn." ”

Li Chen coughed, he scratched his head, "Well, that Song Kaimeng's is quite accurate, it seems that I can't compare to him compared to medical skills, however, I, Li Chen, am powerful and passionate, as a class leader, I don't want to have the best grades, but I must be the most able to take care of my classmates, I am in good health, I have strength, and it is absolutely no problem to do hard work, the key is that I can also protect the students in our class and protect you." ”

Song Kai turned his head and looked at Li Chen, "That, yours is very good, but I have also learned some martial arts, and my strength is greater than yours, so you are not very competitive." ”

"Then let's compare our strength?" Li Chen stretched out his hand to Song Kai with disdain.

Song Kaiyi stretched out his hand, pinched Li Chen's claws, and then pressed lightly.

Li Chen was still smiling at first, but soon he began to scream, he felt that Song Kai's palm was like a plier, clamping his palm fiercely, and the pain was so numb that it was numb.

"Whew...... Loosen...... Let go! You're amazing, you're amazing!" Li Chen immediately screamed.

The whole classroom burst out laughing.

Song Kai took his hand away and wiped it on his clothes, "I've never been in such close contact with a man, you should feel honored." ”

Li Chen looked at Song Kai in horror, and in the end, he bowed to Song Kai, "Okay, you are amazing! I will obey, you will be the squad leader in the future, I will listen to you." ”

Song Kai smiled, then bowed towards the class.

Fang Puzi nodded, "Yes, then, Song Kai, I will leave it to you for the activities and teaching tasks in the class in the future, I will notify you if there is news, you have to inform everyone in time." ”

"Uh...... All right. Song Kai reluctantly agreed.

Fang Puzi asked Song Kai to go back, he: "Next is a two-week military training, the military training personnel are all real soldiers of our military region near Yanjing, everyone should be polite to them, hold on more, okay, let's dismiss." ”

Fang Puzi left.

Song Kai put his mobile phone on the podium, "That, when everyone leaves, scan my WeChat QR code, if there is news in the future, I will send it in WeChat, come and add my friends." ”

There are very few people in the class, so these things are not difficult.

Song Kai took his mobile phone and walked out of the teaching building.

Outside the teaching building, a bunch of boys were gathered there, chattering and offering their hospitality.

Song Kai looked over strangely, only to find that it was Zhou Ran who was surrounded in the middle.

Zhou Ran also saw Song Kai, she ran towards Song Kai, "Hey, Song Kai, you can be regarded as coming out, hurry up." ”

A bunch of boys looked at Song Kai, and their eyes erupted like fire.

Song Kai pointed at the boys, "What's the matter?" ”

"What else is going on, there are five girls in the class, and then there are fifty-two boys, why is this happening, you can figure it out. Zhou Ran sighed, and then pulled Song Kai's arm, "Let's go home, Song Kai, I plan to skip class in the next two weeks and go to the hospital to open a pregnancy certificate, that's it." ”

"Poof......" Song Kai looked at Zhou Ran speechlessly, "What's the opening?"

"Pregnancy certificate. Zhou Ran shrugged, "It's not a difficult thing, tens of thousands of yuan will be done, well, you give me 30,000 yuan first." ”

"You're crazy, you"!

The two of them walked all the way to the apartment.

Zhou Ran was not crazy, but soft and hard, robbed Song Kai of 30,000 yuan, and really went to open a pregnancy certificate.

Song Kai sighed, it's good to be rich, even this certificate can be opened.

The three of them continued to cultivate in the villa.

Second, Zhou Ran hid comfortably in the apartment, enjoying delicious food and aura with Mo Lan.

Song Kai changed into a military uniform and ran towards the school.

Although it's a bit boring, I have to, start college life with military training, it's still very meaningful, and the laziness of the summer vacation is trained, and during military training, whether it's a rich family or a student in a mountain village, it's all uniform clothing and equipment, and at this time, it's the easiest time to close the distance and make friends.

Fifteen of Song Kai stood under the scorching sun and accepted the instructor's reprimand.

The instructor looked very dark, he walked back and forth a few times, talked about some discipline and what needed attention, and then began to train the company to stand in a military posture under the scorching sun.

Instructor Wang put his hands behind his back and looked at the fifteen people, he walked as he walked: "Stand up straight, tell you, don't think that you are arrogant when you are admitted here, bullshit! In my opinion, you are just a stinky **** who only knows how to be greedy for pleasure." No one is allowed to move, and if there is a move, it must be reported! Whoever dares to violate it will be dealt with by military law!"

Song Kai and the others stood under the scorching sun.

To be honest, it's still quite hot.

However, this is how military training is all over.

Song Kai didn't think there was anything, he just felt that this instructor's words were a little too ugly, and he always looked like he was on top, as if he could stand in a military posture.

About half an hour, Song Kai licked his lips, and at this time, he saw a classmate in the front row, where his legs were trembling and his arms were shaking.

"My day. Song Kai knew at a glance that this student must have a weak liver and spleen, this kind of body, you can't sweat too much, and you can't be too tired, otherwise, it will cause great harm to your body.

Song Kai immediately spoke, loudly, "Report to the instructor, can we rest!"

"No!" Wang Liancheng walked over and glared at Song Kai, "I'm the squad leader here, when to rest, I'll decide! Look at your delicate appearance, stinky ****, if the enemy really comes in the future, just like you, you will definitely be the first to surrender." ”

Song Kai frowned, but he still endured it, and he spoke: "Okay, squad leader, I don't have to rest, but please let Liu Shan in front of him rest, he is not in good health, and if he continues to stand like this, it will affect his health in the future." ”

"Bullshit!" Wang Liancheng pointed at Song Kai, "You dare to question my orders, I have seen your physical examination report, and you want to lie to me! Hey, Liu Shan, you stand up for me, why do your legs tremble? I told you, any extra movements will not work! Stand up for me!"

Wang Liancheng kicked Liu Shan's ass.

Song Kai couldn't help it, he quickly stretched out his foot, and suddenly blocked Instructor Wang Liancheng's legs.

"Instructor, I'm with you, he's not in good health, let him go and rest. Song Kai looked at Wang Liancheng.

Wang Liancheng glared at Song Kai and sneered, "Yo, you're still a thorn! Are you the squad leader here, or am I the squad leader?!"

"We all are. Song Kai simply couldn't bear it, he pushed Wang Liancheng violently, and said loudly: "I am also their squad leader, I am responsible for their bodies, Li Chen, you help Liu Shan, go to the side to rest!"

"Yes!" Li Chen immediately picked up Liu Shan and ran to a cool place.

Wang Liancheng pointed at Song Kai, "Do you want to make a return? You can't bear this bit of suffering, hehe, what a college student, what bullshit!"

Song Kai also sneered, "We respect you, but, Comrade Wang, please also respect us, we will defend our family and the country in the future, not by our physique, but by our knowledge!"

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