Chapter 160: Lao Tzu Becomes a Zombie

The first time Song Kai heard Jiang Yujing so panicked, he immediately said okay and went over immediately.

Putting down the phone, Song Kai said to Hua Ruyue: "Hey, sleep well, I'll go out for a while, oh, if you're bored, I can put a tablet for you, how about it, it's so decided, I'll go and bring Tang Ying's tablet." ”

"No need!" Hua Ruyue cried out, she felt that her life and faith had now been severely impacted, and she had to get rid of this impact!

Hua Ruyue looked at Song Kai and said coldly: "No need, I don't need any tablet, I can cultivate, so, you get out of here and do your own thing!"

Song Kai said speechlessly: "I'm not doing it for your good, I'm afraid you'll be bored, oh, you won't have watched any soap operas or something, you definitely haven't watched it." ”

"I don't want to see it!" Hua Ruyue said coldly, "I don't need those boring things in my life, you hurry up and get out of the errands, don't bother me here." ”

Song Kai shrugged, this woman really doesn't know what to do.

It is good not to look at it.

After Song Kai finished washing, he went to find Wu Hongying and Tang Ying.

Both women hadn't gotten up yet, they had been cleaning yesterday and had gone to bed late, and now they were sleepy.

Song Kai knocked on Wu Hongying's door and said, "Sister Yingzi, remember, to protect Tang Ying from work, I will go out first and find the reason why Tang Ying was kidnapped as soon as possible." ”

"Got it, hurry up, the old lady's beauty sleep ......" Wu Hongying rolled on the bed and continued to sleep.

Song Kai sighed, he found that his status in this family was really low, even the female killer yelled at him.

Grandma's.

Song Kai walked out of the community, entered Liu Yue's repair workshop, and picked up the car.

The car was re-painted with windows, bullet holes were patched, and the car was repainted, painted in red, yellow and white, which looked the same as the flag of the magnesium country.

Song Kai was very satisfied, and after paying the money, he drove towards Xiaoshi Village.

When I arrived at Jiang Yujing's house, Jiang Yujing was sitting at the table eating breakfast.

Song Kai glanced at Jiang Yujing, "What's wrong with you?"

Jiang Yujing pointed to her face and said, "Look. ”

"Huh?"

Only then did Song Kai notice that Jiang Yujing did not wear a big mask or a band-aid today, and her face was as clean as ever.

The current Jiang Yujing is not as beautiful as a fairy, but she is definitely a first-class beauty, with big watery eyes, a delicate long face, although her hair is a little short, she looks bright, not much worse than Wu Hongying.

The key is that Jiang Yujing's breasts are bigger than Wu Hongying's.

Song Kai scratched his head and said, "Congratulations, Jiang Meinu, you called me over in such a hurry, just let me appreciate your beauty?"

"Fart!" Jiang Yujing sighed and said, "Although Lao Tzu said that the scar on his face is gone, Lao Tzu is about to turn into a zombie. ”

"Huh?"

Jiang Yujing said, "You, stretch out your hand." ”

Song Kai stretched out his hand.

Jiang Yujing handed the fork on the table to Song Kai, "Use the fork to stab Lao Tzu, stab Lao Tzu's hand, hurry up." ”

Song Kai looked at Jiang Yujing speechlessly, "Did you really become a zombie?"

"What the hell. Jiang Yujing said, took Song Kai's hand, stabbed him on the arm, and then the fork bent.

Song Kai was stunned.

Jiang Yujing shook her hand and said, "See, it's intact, and the pain is very small!"

Then Jiang Yujing pointed to the table.

The table was full of meat buns and porridge with preserved eggs and lean pork.

"This is the twelfth cage of meat buns I have eaten, and the second pot of porridge I have drunk, but Lao Tzu is still a little hungry. Jiang Yujing sighed, then looked at Song Kai, grabbed Song Kai's arm with a hand, and then lifted Song Kai up with one hand.

"And now, the Titanic is mighty. Jiang Yujing threw Song Kai down.

Song Kai was completely petrified.

Jiang Yujing sat down again, ate the meat bun in a big gulp, and said, "Song Kai, you have specially cured Lao Tzu, indeed, the scar is gone, but everything is very abnormal in Lao Tzu now, and he is about to become a non-human at all." ”

Song Kai's mouth opened wide and reached out to touch Jiang Yujing's face.

"What are you doing. Jiang Yujing squinted at Song Kai.

Song Kai pinched Jiang Yujing's face, breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "It's okay, it's okay, your little face is smooth and delicate, where does it look like a zombie." It's okay, maybe those corpse poisons didn't poison you to death, and then yesterday I used corpse charms and Chinese medicine to eliminate the toxic components in the zombie poison, and the toxic components are gone, but the energy in the zombie poison is absorbed by you, aren't you very good now, beautiful, powerful, invulnerable, how many people envy it. ”

Jiang Yu slapped Song Kai's head calmly.

Song Kai immediately caught it with his hand and said, "Don't do it, you have to remember in the future that your slap can slap people's heads into swelling." ”

Jiang Yujing wanted to pull her hand out, but found that she couldn't twitch at all, she sighed, and then continued to exert herself, still not moving.

Jiang Yujing looked at Song Kai in astonishment, "You...... Why do you have so much strength? Are you a zombie too?"

Song Kai rolled his eyes speechlessly and said, "I'm not a zombie, I just want to tell you that if you think you're all non-human, then I'm an alien now." You think you have a lot of strength, I can do it to the three of you by myself now, you think you eat a lot, I tell you, if I let go of the car, I will eat more than you, and at the same time, I can go without food or water for a week, you know. ”

Jiang Yujing looked at Song Kai in surprise.

Song Kai let go of Jiang Yujing's hand and said, "Be happy, silly fork, the situation is much better than I thought, you have now absorbed the energy in the zombie poison, and the poison of the zombie poison has been dissolved by me, so you are very healthy now." ”

Jiang Yujing glared at Song Kai, and then she approached Song Kai and whispered, "Lao Tzu can't do anything now...... What's that. ”

"Huh, what do you mean?" Song Kai looked at Jiang Yujing's appearance, and really didn't understand.

Jiang Yujing blushed and said, "You are so stupid, that's the one, when a woman is at night, what do you need." ”

Song Kai scratched his head, understood, and said, "But, aren't you a single dog?

"Day! Although Lao Tzu is single and a yellow flower girl, Lao Tzu also needs it, and he will occasionally give himself a slap for himself!" Jiang Yujing blushed, and then whispered, "But now, no, damn, the sensitivity has been completely reduced, and the gadget that Lao Tzu used before is now completely useless." ”

Song Kai looked at Jiang Yujing's shy appearance, tried to hold back his laughter, he grabbed Jiang Yujing's hand, and said, "It's okay, Jiang Yujing's children's shoes, when you want it in the future, I'll help you, really, for free." ”

"Die"!

Jiang Yujing pushed Song Kai aside, sighed, and said, "However, it seems that there is only this little bit of discomfort, everything else is not bad, by the way, are you sure that Lao Tzu will not become covered in white hair and his skin will harden?"

"Probably not. Song Kai laughed, "Don't worry, if you really have white hair all over your body, I will treat you." Well, what's unusual about you, feel free to tell me. Seriously, Jiang Yujing, you are really in good fate. The zombie poison didn't poison you to death, and as a result, now not only have you recovered your appearance, but you have even absorbed the zombie energy in the zombie poison. ”

Jiang Yujing sighed and said, "That's right, this is fate." Lao Tzu will not die in a great disaster, and there will be blessings in the future. Oh, have you ever seen a zombie?"

Song Kai nodded, "Of course I've seen it, for us Taoist priests, zombies are much more difficult to deal with than ghosts, and a powerful zombie is simply a peerless master, invulnerable, acting like the wind, and extremely powerful." Except for the fear of thunder and lightning and the sun, they are simply invincible. Of course, for ordinary people, ghosts must be more terrifying, because they can't be seen or touched. As for the zombies, although they are very awesome, but pistols and tanks or something, they can still kill them. ”

Jiang Yujing scratched her head and muttered, "Well, okay, Lao Tzu now admits that you are very powerful." Now Lao Tzu has become extremely powerful, not afraid of bricks, not afraid of sticks, except for pistols, it seems that Lao Tzu is invincible, well, you can go and grab more territory from Da Bige. ”

Song Kai laughed and said, "That's it, if you deal with ordinary people now, that is the God of War, but have you inquired about the location of Brother Dabi? Where is he? Yesterday, I couldn't let him go." ”

Jiang Yujing nodded and said, "I found out, in the villa on the mountain of Huangniu Village, but he has three villas there, and I can't say which one he lives in, but he has been living there recently." ”

"Good!"

Song Kai got up, "I'm going to find that evil pen now, damn, it's time to count all the new and old hatreds." ”

Jiang Yujing said, "I'll go with you." ”

Song Kai wanted to refuse, but after thinking about it, Jiang Yujing was also quite powerful now, so he nodded and said, "Okay, let's go." ”