Song Kai looked at the flowers on the bed and sighed.

Hua Ruyue opened her eyes, stared at Song Kai, then closed her eyes again, and said, "Can you go and get dressed first!"

Song Kai sighed and shook his head, "What, I haven't decided what to do with you yet, I'll go out and do something first, you'd better be honest, of course, I'll seal your mouth." ”

Hua Ruyue said: "You'd better come back quickly and then make a decision." ”

"Why?" Song Kai wondered.

"Because I'm going to die if you're late. Hua Ruyue still had her eyes closed, and her tone was very calm when she spoke.

Song Kai smiled, stretched out his hand and sealed Hua Ruyue's mouth with tape, "You're dead, it's just right, I won't be so entangled like now." ”

After speaking, Song Kai began to take off his pants and change clothes.

Hua Ruyue just opened her eyes and saw that Song Kai was actually changing clothes here, and she actually saw Song Kai's thing!

"Hmm......" Hua Ruyue protested angrily, but she couldn't speak.

Song Kai looked at Hua Ruyue strangely, "What's wrong with you? Want to pee? No way!"

Hua Ruyue breathed straight out, closed her eyes, and simply twisted her head.

Song Kai smiled, walked out, and then explained to Tang Ying and Wu Hongying, don't be deceived by the appearance of this female killer, although this woman is very young and beautiful, but she is indeed a female devil who kills people without blinking, don't let go.

After explaining this, Song drove downstairs, drove the broken car, and rushed towards the previous Xiaoshi Village.

The head of the village of Xiaoshi Village.

Song Kai stopped the car.

At this time, someone whistled in the grass.

Song Kai was a little strange, looked left and right, and not long after, a woman wearing a pair of strappy jeans and a cartoon T-shirt walked out.

The woman wore a big mask and covered her cheeks, it was Jiang Yujing.

Jiang Yujing walked over, jumped into the co-pilot, and said, "What's wrong with your car? Did you travel to the Syrian battlefield last night?"

Song Kai was speechless and said, "Brother Da Bige's people want to kill me and shoot me." Let's go, where to heal you. ”

"Brother Da Bi, he actually found you first? impossible, if he didn't come to kill Lao Tzu, how could he go to find you?" Jiang Yujing muttered.

Song Kai waved his hand, "Do business first, I'll look for him." ”

Jiang Yujing pointed to the front and said, "Drive to the village, I live in this village now, oh, look at it, anyone with a red rope on the tree, when you take those roads, your car should stay on the left as much as possible, don't go in the middle, it will fall." ”

Song Kai gave Jiang Yujing a thumbs up, "You guys are all soldiers." ”

Jiang Yujing smiled and said: "This is called the base camp, my dad took many people in the village back then and began to make a fortune, this village is very grateful to my dad, these traps are also to prevent the people of Da Bige and Long Laosan from coming to sneak attack." ”

Song Kai nodded and said, "No wonder as soon as I stopped the car before, I felt that there were several people watching me." ”

As he spoke, the car entered a small courtyard of a two-story house.

"This is my house, get out of the car. Jiang Yujing jumped out of the car and shook her neck.

Song Kai also walked down and entered the house, Song Kai said: "You take off the mask, let me see, this zombie poison is very toxic, and the person who was poisoned will definitely die, but obviously, you have a good physique, a hard life, and ghosts and zombies can't kill you." ”

Jiang Yujing smiled and took off her mask.

Song Kai touched Jiang Yujing's face with his hand, frowning and pondering.

Jiang Yujing said: "Since it is zombie poison, do you need to use black dog blood, rooster blood or something?"

Song Kai waved his hand, "No, those are exorcists, zombie poison is different." Ghosts are pure yin attributes, so it is useful to use things like black dog blood and roosters, but zombie poison, which has fire poison ingredients in it, has yin ghost attributes, and fire poison and yin evil are mixed together, which is difficult to treat. It seems that it can only be removed little by little. ”

"Uprooted?" Jiang Yujing looked at Song Kai.

Song Kai nodded, he took out a wolf pen or something from his schoolbag, and quickly drew a zombie-killing talisman with cinnabar on the yellow rune paper.

The thunder and lightning internal qi were all injected into the rune paper along with the cinnabar.

The rune paper lit up for a moment, and then regained its composure.

Jiang Yujing, who was on the side, wanted to laugh a little when she saw Song Kai drawing talismans there, but when she saw that at the end, the talisman paper would glow, and she was really frightened.

Song Kai nodded and said: "Try this first, swallow this rune paper directly, and then apply glutinous rice flour to your face, and persist like this for three days, see if there is any effect, if there is any, continue, if not, let's change the plan." ”

"I'll wipe it!" Jiang Yujing got up and slapped Song Kai's shoulder violently, "Song Kai, you scared Lao Tzu! You were really drawing talismans just now!"

"Nonsense!"

Song Kai rolled his eyes, "Hurry up, I'll observe and see if it works." ”

Jiang Yujing agreed, so she swallowed the corpse talisman with cold water.

Then Jiang Yujing felt a sudden tingling all over her body, as if she was overpowered, and her hair was about to stand up.

The slightest electric current slashed through the whole body, and finally it was all concentrated on the face.

Although it is like overelectricity, it is very comfortable, after the current is concentrated on her face, Jiang Yujing feels that her face is extremely itchy, and she wants to dig her face up now.

"Don't touch your face, be careful that it will break the phase in the future, go and apply glutinous rice flour to your face. Song Kai said.

Jiang Yujing immediately ran over, she grabbed a handful of glutinous rice noodles and pressed it to her face.

Sure enough, after pressing it, it was immediately much more comfortable.

"Ahh

Song Kai sat there playing with his mobile phone, and it seemed that it had an effect this time.

Jiang Yujing kept rubbing the glutinous rice flour and kept howling there.

"Damn, it's really comfortable! I'm grass, Song Kai, you're really amazing, although it's very itchy, but it's really comfortable!"

"It seems to be bleeding, Song Kai, I'm grass, Lao Tzu is bleeding, it's okay. ”

Song Kai rolled his eyes, and he whispered speechlessly, "Can you be quieter, otherwise your subordinates still think what the two of us are doing in the house!"

Jiang Yujing sighed, breathed heavily, and said, "Fart, Lao Tzu does things, what do they do, and besides, grass, it's really comfortable! Song Kai, if Lao Tzu's face is good and he looks like a flower and moon again, he will definitely give you Lao Tzu's first time." ”

"Ahem, cough, cough" ......

Song Kai was hit by a special thunderbolt. The water in my mouth almost spit out.

At this time, in the courtyard, more than a dozen members of the Jin He Gang were planning to enter the house to report to Jiang Yujing.

Now that I heard Jiang Yujing in the house, and kept confiding in those "Yindang words", these people were all red.

"Oh, it seems that the helper is going to find us a helper's uncle. ”

"Speaking of which, it's good to find Song Kai to be your uncle, and my uncle fights fiercely. ”

"That's right, that's it...... Even this scream is too loud. ”

"Hehe, young people are like this now, let's go, let's go, don't listen to it, you old blushing or not, you have to listen to go home and find your mother-in-law, let's go, let's come back in an hour." ”

"That's right, let's go. ”

More than a dozen people from the Jin He Gang all smiled and left with red faces.

More than half an hour passed.

Jiang Yujing felt that the itch on her face was much smaller.

She rubbed the japonica rice flour away.

Song Kai looked up and sighed.

"What's wrong, what's wrong? Is Lao Tzu getting uglier?" Jiang Yujing ran to the mirror, looked at it, and then said depressedly: "My grass, why hasn't it gotten smaller at all! On the contrary, it is getting bigger and bigger! Song Kai, you are a quack doctor! You are still an incompetent Taoist priest who sells his reputation and reputation!"

Song Kai waved his hand and said, "No, you see, the scar before is the color of a disgusting rotting corpse, and there are white hairs on it, you can see it now, has the color changed?"

Jiang Yujing looked at it, nodded, and said: "It's changed, it's not so disgusting, but is Lao Tzu's face always like this! It's like two big earthworms lying on Lao Tzu's face, specially, how will Lao Tzu find a man in the future." ”

Song Kai thought for a while and said, "It's a little wrong, but, overall, it must be changing for the better, observe for a day first, don't worry, I will definitely cure your face, I swear." If you can't be cured, Lao Tzu will be your man and let you sleep, okay. ”

Jiang Yujing burst out laughing and kicked Song Kai's leg, "Who is so rare about you! Lao Tzu is ...... Forget it, it's not very itchy now anyway, and it doesn't hurt too much, at least it's much more comfortable than before. By the way, you're saying that Big Brother was going to kill you yesterday?"

"Hmm. Song Kai said, "Well, you hurry up and help me find out where Brother Xia Dabi is, I'll take the time to kill him......"