"A man's heart is a needle!" Gu Changsheng snorted disdainfully and continued, "If he can tighten his belt, even if I have three hundred and sixty moves, I won't be able to yin him, right?"

Everyone sweated and bowed their heads: "......"

"So, how to say this deal, we and King Liang are the current version of Zhou Yu and Huang Gai, one is willing to fight, the other is willing to suffer, and they are in tune!"

Even if they find a beautiful woman with the best hook, King Liang tightens his belt and manages his second child, so naturally this scene will not be sung, right?

So, ah, the trick or something, the key is that someone has to take the trick to make a number!

Gu Changsheng walked sideways on the soft couch without any concern, and the sullenness in his heart could be regarded as a little bit more.

King Liang! The prince is so great, wow? Can't we fight you to the death, and can't we give you some stumbling blocks?

There is a good saying, regardless of black cats and white cats, those who can catch mice are good cats!

She's going to be the good cat! Black and white don't matter!

It is not unpleasant for the three of them to lie under the porch, except for Gu Changsheng's yin damage trick just now, which destroyed the atmosphere a little, the current atmosphere is really relaxing.

Gu Changsheng shook his calves comfortably, humming the ballad of his previous life.

But a discordant voice sounded, and the small meat buns were lying on Gu Changsheng's side in a large shape, and they began to ask questions with their gray little heads.

"Mother, what is the flower willow disease?"

Gu Changsheng was speechless for his son to come once or twice once or twice.

Hualiu disease wow, what kind of disease should this Nima be?

How can she explain the flower willow disease to a melon baby who has no teeth?

bluntly told him that it was a venereal disease, and then the problem came again......

Gu Changsheng could have a hunch that if she dared to explain seriously, her precious son would exert the spirit of 100,000 whys, and ask to the end!

What's more, there are two lying on both sides waiting to watch the show!

"Mother?" After not answering for a long time, the little meat bun looked at his mother suspiciously, was he asleep?

Obviously, at this moment, Gu Changsheng is willing to sleep to death!

It's good to raise a baby, and raising a baby can prevent old age! But this process, it is also a history of blood and tears full of sadness......

For example, now!

"Son, can we change the topic to another topic?" is inconvenient to answer, it is really inconvenient to answer, especially when there are outsiders.

"Don't!" The stubbornness of the little meat bun also came up, and the little eyes were aimed at his mother, "Mother, you want to fool the past again." ”

Gu Changsheng, who was a habitual offender, wanted to touch his nose in a gray way, but he still had a mask on his face, so he had to give up.

"Okay, since you asked, my mother will naturally answer you, and you think that my mother and I are lonely. "Children's sex education class, it's a little early, Gu Changsheng secretly clenched his fists, when there is anything unsavory in the future, he must hide from his son, so as not to be asked in the end by breaking the casserole!

It's draining her brain cells!

"Girl, how old is he?" Yue Xilou said disapprovingly, his apprentice's fetal hair had not been cleaned, and this Gu Changsheng was too ......

"Teach him carefully!" Zhou Mu also disagreed, he also liked Gu Ze very much.

Glanced at the two of them disdainfully, how could she teach her badly? She was her own mother! Didn't you see that she was meditating and thinking about how to explain it?

She really had that kind of sex education lesson for her son so early?

No, I won't!

With a flash of inspiration, Gu Changsheng blessed his heart, patted his son with one hand, and began to explain, "Son, if you say that this flower willow is sick, you will listen to my mother and I will tell you slowly." ”

The little meat bun turned over his little body, and in the rocking chair, he accurately supported a pair of fat little arms on his mother's belly, supporting his cheeks with both hands, and doing ear washing.

The two men also leaned slightly at the same time, looking at the mother and son on the chair in the middle.

Only Xiao Cui hurriedly put down the things in his hand and hid to the side.

She doesn't want to listen to her own lady's story anymore, she will be led crooked!

"Actually, it's nothing, at the end of the day, this disease is about a man and a woman's bed-crawling story......"

"It is said that a man first climbs a woman's bed, and then climbs another woman's bed, and so on, and so on, tried and tried, but people are difficult to dismantle, and those who climb people'......s beds will always climb it!

"To sum up, you need to be cautious when climbing the bed, you can't ask for fraternity, and you don't know how to burp yourself. After Gu Changsheng finished saying this, he turned around and glanced at the lower half of Yuexi Building's lower body very obviously.

Yue Xilou shivered under her eyes, and hurriedly pulled over her shirt to block the scan of her gaze, "What do you see, I'm not sick!"

Gu Changsheng's shoulders shook, and he said without caring about himself, "I didn't say that you were sick, you said it yourself." ”

"What did I say? I said I'm not sick!" looked at people's jokes, but became a joke, and moreover, it involved the dignity of men, and Yue Xilou was angry.

"Yes, the line of a drunk person is always that I am not drunk! In the same way, the line of a sick person is always that I am not sick. Gu Changsheng replied to him with a smile that I understood, "There have been people who have avoided medical treatment since ancient times, you are not the first, and you will not be the last, rest assured!"

Peace of mind? He's at ease! Yuexi Lou is already going crazy, which one is this?

How did she say all this nonsense so eloquently?

"Don't be angry, you still have a mask on your face, you'll get wrinkles. Gu Changsheng didn't forget to remind him kindly, "Actually, it's okay to be sick, I'm afraid, there is me!"

"I'm not sick!" Yue Xilou was really angry now, he had a kind of pale powerlessness that was unreasonable when he met a soldier.

"Okay, okay, I know, you're not sick, it's really unfortunate......" Gu Changsheng waved his hand indifferently, obviously looking like I don't take you seriously, facts speak louder than words.

Yue Xilou leaned back on the chair angrily, and the rocking chair was suddenly forced, swinging slightly more, almost throwing him out......

Gu Changsheng, who was looking directly, patted the armrests of the chair with both hands, stiffened his face, and laughed wildly in his heart.

The appearance of the beautiful man's claw machine is really ecstatic, and she is very happy to watch!

Building his own joy on the pain of others, Gu Changsheng was not ashamed at all, but proud.

The joy of life is really everywhere, and the key is whether you are good at discovering those that make people happy, or whether you are good at infinitely expanding those that make people feel bad.

Gu Changsheng has always adjusted his mentality very well, he laughs when he has nothing to do, he really can't steal fun and care about others to die!

This kind of Ah Q spirit of getting by, having fun and happiness today, accompanied her through the confusion of first arriving in this time and space, she felt that she could even encounter such a super-scientific bloody thing, and she could still live when she wore it, she could already be like Xiaoqiang who couldn't be killed, and she could not be defeated by anything!

Gu Changsheng was distracted by this, and her son had already moved out of her arms, lying on the arm of the chair, and facing Zhou Mu in a solemn voice.

"Uncle Wood, who else have you climbed over my mother's bed?"

"It's gone. Zhou Mu held his forehead with a headache, and he didn't realize the medicinal mud in his hand.

It's really weird to be asked this question by a milky little kid.

"Uncle Wood, my mother said that I can only climb one person's bed in the future, that is, the one I like, if you go to climb someone else's bed, you must tell me. ”

The words of the little meat bun pulled Gu Changsheng back to his senses, and she looked at her son with embarrassment.

Zhou Mu went to climb other people's beds and reported to you?

Are you a fool?

How can you make such a private thing as climbing the bed known to everyone?

Her son's IQ is really worrying!

Sure enough, Zhou Mu didn't say a word, and glanced at the little meat bun suspiciously, and then the little meat bun lay on the armrest and began to explain, "Uncle Mu, if you climb someone else's bed, you must tell me, so that my mother can also climb other people's bed." ”

In Gu Changsheng's words, he was gorgeously petrified.

At the end, Ren Xiaorou Bun also added, "My mother said just now, those who climb the bed will always climb it!"

Petrification could no longer describe Gu Changsheng's stiffness at this time, and she took the big black cauldron thrown by her son in a daze.

It's hard to tear people down! Son!

Is that what she Nima meant?

Don't take it out of context and it's far-fetched!

"Son, old lady, if I am pulled out to soak in the pig cage or something, you are the culprit!" Is there such a son who instigated his own mother to climb the bed?

It must have gone wrong with her education!

The little meat bun is very aggrieved, he didn't say anything wrong!

"I'm not going to climb into other beds, and you don't have to let your mother climb into other people's beds. Zhou Mu ignored Gu Changsheng's stiffness, and took the little meat bun very seriously, "There will be countless stepmothers, and there will be no other women." ”

Gu Changsheng was petrified again......

He actually said it in front of outsiders......

Yuexilou's expression was also stunned, and he suddenly remembered what Zhou Mu said, the criteria for choosing a husband?

The little meat bun was very satisfied, clapped his little hand and moved back to his mother's arms.

The stepmother is the most loveless, and the new father without the stepmother will be a good father......

Gu Changsheng looked at his son who had unconsciously beaten the demon, Bei'er was speechless, and when he raised his head, his eyes met unexpectedly......

In this weird atmosphere, Gu Changsheng wanted to run away again!

Nima, don't come to the drama that is as deep as the sea, it's not her dish at all, it's not her cup of tea!

She can't perform it at all!

O gods and Buddhas, save her, hallelujah!

This time, Gu Changsheng's prayer was extraordinarily effective, and the entire Shanxia Village suddenly fell into an unprecedented uproar, beating gongs and drums, and running to tell each other......