Chapter 40: The little fat man who loves the pit people

"That's just as well. The little fat man nodded, but immediately came back to his senses: "How do you speak, what do you call me a scourge, when have I been a scourge?

The little fat man was huffing.

"I know that you won't admit it, so I might as well remind you so that you don't pretend to have amnesia. ”

Yang Ning seemed to smile: "Not to mention, there were two wild dogs in estrus outside the school gate last semester, you scourge threw stones at them, and disturbed the good deeds of the two dogs in vain." ”

The little fat man's face was a little ugly.

"Two months ago, you fell out with Wang Zhizhuan and secretly threw two mice on his desk, which scared him into screaming during class. ”

The little fat man was a little weak-hearted.

After that, you followed Wang Zhizhuan to the toilet, secretly filmed him peeing, and uploaded it to Weibo. ”

The little fat man's face turned green, and he stammered, "You!"

"Unfortunately, I happened to be squatting next door to you that day, and I heard you kid snickering. ”

The little fat man was immediately instigated.

"Also, I remember that last month, you seemed to sneak to Lao Zhou's office, and then in the afternoon Lao Zhou asked for leave, and it was said that he was bitten by a flea. ”

Yang Ning looked at the little fat man with palpitations: "I can't see it, you are quite ruthless, and you dare to get this thing, you are not afraid of getting into trouble?"

The little fat man bit his mouth tightly and didn't say a word, but his chubby little face was already flushed.

"By the way, I heard that when Lao Zhou got his motorcycle, he found that there was a grass flower snake......"

"Please don't say it!"

Finally, the little fat man couldn't bear it anymore, and he glared at Yang Ning angrily: "You follow me!"

"I'm not that bored. Yang Ning pouted.

"Then how do you know ...... fleas and snakes?"

Speaking of this, the little fat man quickly covered his mouth.

"That's what you admit. ”

Yang Ning seemed to smile: "Actually, I also happened to see you enter Lao Zhou's office, and then wandered around in the teacher's parking lot." Actually, I don't have proof. ”

Yang Ning accentuated the words evidence, and the little fat man trembled when he heard it.

"Many people think you're stupid, but you're not stupid at all, and those who think you're stupid have been pretty much made up by you. Yang Ning snorted: "As far as you lack the virtue of lacking heart, you are still pretending to be stupid and innocent in front of me, let me ask you, are you ashamed? Compared with you, I am a decent gentleman." ”

"Actually, I'm not as bad as you say. ”

The little fat man smiled wryly, and hurriedly changed the topic: "How do you think of dealing with Wang Zhizhuan and A-Yuan?" Let's talk about it first, don't expect me, maybe I'll have to pretend to have a heat stroke and be fooled around, shame." ”

"Don't even think about it, play with me honestly. ”

"Why! If you want to be embarrassed, don't pull me!"

The little fat man looked unhappy, he originally thought that Yang Ning had a clever plan, but he didn't expect that he would have to be allowed to play in the end, isn't this purely going up to deliver food?

"Don't worry, listen to what I'm saying. ”

Yang Ning motioned to the little fat man to calm down: "I know what kind of virtue you have, you will definitely not do anything that suffers, and besides, we have such a good relationship, no one will pit you, right?"

"Even if you have a little conscience, it's not in vain that I don't think about food for you, and I lost a few pounds of meat......"

Looking at Yang Ning's disdain, the little fat man became quieter and quieter the more he spoke.

"I'll just ask you, do you want to hit Wang Zhizhuan hard?"

"Nonsense!"

The little fat man's chest was straightened, but he quickly coaxed again: "I want to, but I definitely can't catch up with the horse, and as for long-distance running, I can't even do it, just thinking about running a thousand meters, my legs tremble, let alone compete with others." ”

"What if I had a way to make you run a thousand meters alive?" Yang Ning lowered his voice.

"Is there really a way?" the little fat man looked suspicious.

"Something like a stimulant, this thing will overdraw your energy and you won't even get out of bed the next day. Of course, this thing has no side effects, it's just that you are tired the next day, anyway, tomorrow is a holiday, you think about it. ”

The little fat man showed a look of both heartbeat and embarrassment, and Yang Ning was kind and seductive: "This is an opportunity to attack Wang Zhizhuan, and there will be no such store in this village after that." ”

"Is that really that smart?" the little fat man hesitated for a long time before gritting his teeth.

"You don't really think I want to take off my pants and run naked, do you?

"Yes, they're the ones who want to run naked!"

The little fat man nodded vigorously, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, give me that thing, fight this time!"

"Don't worry, I'll let you drink it later. ”

Yang Ning didn't worry about handing things over to the little fat man, God knows if this guy would be hot-headed and run to Wang Zhizhuan to show off.

On the way to the classroom, Yang Ning also inquired about the beauties in the class.

It turned out that in the half month that Yang Ning was on leave, a transfer student came to the class, and he still wanted a big beauty with legs and a face.

Looking at the little fat man's eyebrows dancing and flowing with a mouthful of laughter, Yang Ning was quite contemptuous, if you want to talk about beautiful women, he has met a lot in the past few days, and there is also a superb little Luoli.

For beauties, Yang Ning thinks that he has a strong immunity.

Looking at the little fat man's pig look, listening to the praise of that beauty in his mouth, Yang Ning wanted to say, Xiaoxiao, if you see Lin Manxuan, Lin Ziqing, Dongfang Fei'er These beauties, wouldn't you still be shocked?

"Look! it's her!" As soon as he entered the classroom, the little fat man danced excitedly.

Originally, in Yang Ning's opinion, no matter how beautiful this transfer student was, it was estimated that he would be very pretty, but at a glance, he was shocked.

It's not because of the flower and moon appearance of the transfer student, but that the other party turned out to be a beautiful woman who was saved from the two washers, scissors and blowers yesterday.

Skillful!

What a coincidence!

The corners of Yang Ning's mouth hooked a touch of arc, and he couldn't help but think of a sentence: The crowd was looking for her thousands of times, and when he looked back, the person was in the dim light.

The ancients did not deceive me!

It's really hard to find a place to break through the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get there, beauty, you still owe me a meal, and a night...... You haven't told me your name yet!

Yang Ning smiled proudly and walked towards the beautiful woman he had encountered.

Xu Yuanyuan was very distressed, and she showed impatience several times for Wang Zhizhuan's accosting. I don't know if this Wang Zhizhuan is thick-skinned, or if he really doesn't understand human feelings, anyway, he is just a pestle here, buzzing and nagging like a fly.

was about to find an excuse to hide, but saw a somewhat familiar boy coming, and soon, Xu Yuanyuan remembered, this is not the boy who saved her yesterday?

Xu Yuanyuan blushed a little, remembering that she saw an opportunity yesterday and ran away. When she got to a crowded place, she began to feel guilty, and others stood up for her, but she ran away without saying a word.

Of course, she didn't want to go back, but she was worried about falling into the hands of two hooligans, so she had no choice but to call the police, thinking that the police should rush over soon.

"Are you okay?" Waiting for Yang Ning to approach, Xu Yuanyuan hurriedly spoke.

There was gratitude on her face, but more apprehension, like a child who had done something wrong. Seeing that Yang Ning was not injured, the guilt was a little less: "Thanks to you, thank you!"

"It's a gesture. Yang Ning waved his hand and said with a smile: "If you really want to thank me, just invite me to a meal, or I can invite you." ”

Seeing this scene, Wang Zhizhuan, Little Fat Man and others on the side were shocked, wasn't this product hit by a car and took half a month off?

So how did he hook up with Xu Yuanyuan...... Cognitive?

Damn, do you really know how to borrow a donkey to go downhill, what kind of stuff? Don't pee and take pictures, it doesn't matter what you do, who is Xu Yuanyuan, who will invite you to dinner?

Just two words, dream!

Wang Zhizhuan thought disdainfully, but soon, he was dumbfounded.