There is a river in the Meiyu Canyon, called Tianhe, and any stone picked up by the river is a spiritual jade. As soon as the sky shines, it shines everywhere, and it is beautiful. Meiyu Castle is located on the mountainside of Baiyu Mountain, the source of the Tianhe River. The mountain is covered with ice and snow all year round, crystal clear, and even the rocks are white jade, which is a veritable white jade mountain.

In the culture of the celestials, the beautiful jade canyon is the most beautiful place in the entire fairy world, and the scenery there is painted by the supreme god with a brush. And the beautiful jade castle is a pearl on the white jade mountain, even the bricks used to build the wall, that are from the white jade mountain quarried from the spirit jade chiseled, known as the most beautiful castle in heaven.

No nobleman in Heaven dared to be richer than Duke Samp, because no one had as much money as him.

Shanpu has a lot of money, but his son is pitiful, and there is only one, named Ovishanpu.

The Duke of Samp regarded this only son as a treasure in his hand, and even made a will before setting out on the expedition, leaving everything to Ovesamp.

But he had no other choice.

Ovisamp has a very special hobby, he likes to eat eggs.

What he likes to eat is not eggs laid by chickens and ducks, but from fairy slaves.

He is the only son of the Duke of Samp, he has been pampered since he was a child, he does whatever he wants, and he secretly ate the forbidden fruit at a very young age, and as a result, he knows the taste of the marrow, and he is out of control, and he goes further and further on the road of indulgence. So much so that it is very weak at a very young age, and it is not even possible to act at the worst time. Later, I don't know where he got a home remedy, that is, eating eggs to complement the form.

It turned out that there was really such a thing, and after eating it for a while, he regained some aspects of his abilities, and since then he has fallen in love with eating eggs. For this reason, he also researched and invented several different ways to eat, such as barbecue, stew, braised sauce, dipping sauce and steaming, etc.

In the past few days, he has been trying to surprise Lao Shanpu, that is, when Lao Shanpu comes back triumphantly, he will pull a noble celestial woman, point to the woman's stomach and tell Lao Shanpu: Daddy, you are going to be a grandfather!

Happy or not?

Happy or unhappy?

Thinking of something good, Ovisamp suddenly shook a few times.

The celestial woman who was with him made a very loud sound, which seemed to penetrate the roof of the castle and fly straight out of the nine heavenly clouds.

"The young master is really powerful, and he has been completely conquered by you. The celestial woman had a flattering smile on her face, and the expression on her face looked so tired but so satisfied. Although this expression is very contradictory, it is just right, making people think about it and have a special sense of conquest.

Ovishamp laughed, "Really?"

"Of course it's true. The celestial woman turned her head shyly, and when she turned her face, there was a look of disgust on her beautiful face.

Nima, when people only count to thirty-six, you're over, and you still have the face to ask if it's true, don't you have a little pressure in your heart?

Ovisamp felt good and smiled happily: "I said that I would completely conquer you." ”

The face of the celestial woman changed to a toothache again. Although women are naturally good at acting, sometimes they feel so embarrassed that they act, too fake, and completely soulless.

At this time, a squire's voice came from outside the door: "Young master, we have caught that immortal and are about to be escorted to the dungeon." ”

Ovishamp said: "Let's not rush the people to the dungeon, but to the kitchen. ”

"Yes, I'll go right away. The squire departed.

Ovisamp got out of bed, got dressed and walked to the door, when he reached the door, he stopped, looked back at the celestial woman, and showed a wicked smile on his face: "My baby, you stay here and don't leave, I'll be back soon." ”

The celestial woman said coquettishly: "Young master, people can't even walk, where else can they go." ”

"Hahaha......" Ovisamp smiled happily and went out in high spirits.

When the door closed, the woman lying on the bed pouted: "Phew!"

The kitchen is on the far left of Mitama Castle, at a certain distance from the main body of the castle, after all, it is a cooking place, and there are oil smoke and uncomfortable ingredients and food garbage. Lao Shanpu and Xiaoshanpu are both more particular people, so naturally they will not build the kitchen next to their residence.

Next to the kitchen there is a warehouse for stacking ingredients, and there is a vacant lot in front of the door. The clearing was covered with pieces of spirit jade, and there was a wooden cross.

This cross has nothing to do with God, only with food.

When Ovishamp came to the open space in front of the kitchen, there was already a man tied to the cross. The man's hair was loose and bruised, and he looked tired, but his eyes shone with a fierce look. I'm afraid, if he hadn't been tied to a wooden frame, he would have pounced on it and bitten someone to death with his teeth.

A large group of celestial immortals armed to the teeth knelt on one knee and shouted respectfully: "Young master!"

Ovisamp waved his hand and went straight to the wooden cross, looked carefully at the man tied to the wooden frame, and then asked, "Are you the pink thief?"

The man on the wooden frame blew the hair blocking his eyes, revealing a young face covered with blood, and a cruel smile appeared at the corner of his mouth: "Lao Tzu's surname is Liu Mingjun, and the Taoist name is Huajianzi, you said that the pink thief is your grandfather and me!"

Ovishanpo frowned, and suddenly punched Liu Jun in the lower abdomen.

There was a muffled sound.

Liu Jun smiled hideously: "Hahaha...... You haven't eaten in a few days, and that's all you need?"

A celestial immortal next to him walked up and hit Liu Jun's head with the handle of a gun, Liu Jun's head jerked away, and there was an extra cut on his head, and blood flowed down his cheek.

"Damn, dare to be powerless against our young master, dare to scold again, and kill you immediately!" said that Tianren Xianwu viciously.

Liu Jun relieved himself, but a string of slyphs came out of his mouth: "Hehehe...... Lao Tzu has never been a person who is afraid of death, you heavenly people treat the immortals of the mortal land as inappropriate people, burn and rob at will, insult the women of the mortal immortal land, Lao Tzu just can't get used to you celestials, so he specially came to your heavenly kingdom to play with your celestial women, Lao Tzu will count them for you...... As of last night's ...... Lao Tzu has played with thirty-six celestial women, maybe there is your sister or your mother, hahaha!"

This is the reason why he is called the "Pink Thief", he wanders around the realm of heaven to commit crimes, and many celestial women talk about the Pink Thief, and the chrysanthemum will be tight.

"You're looking for death!" That day, Xianwu smashed another gun on Liu Jun's head.

Liu Jun took it and didn't care at all.

"Stand down. Ovesamp said.

That day, Xianwu glared at Liu Jun hatefully, and then retreated.

Ovishamp snapped his fingers.

A fairy slave dressed in white came out of the kitchen, holding a box made of spirit jade, and the box was carved with a variety of patterns and patterns, which was very exquisite.

In the kingdom of heaven, most of the big families and nobles have immortal slave cooks in the mortal immortal land, and the celestial people are not good at cooking, so the immortal slaves who can cook are far more valuable and in demand than the young and beautiful fairy women in the slave market. The Immortal Slave Cook is also the only slave class that is not mistreated by the Celestials, and of course is limited to the master's home.

The fairy slave cook knelt in front of Ovisamp and unveiled the lid of the jade box for Ovishanpur.

The jade box contained several beautiful knives, as well as spoons and dishes made of the finest spirit jade, dipping dishes and the like.

These are all tools for taking and eating eggs in Ovisamp.

It is said that this set of tools and utensils for taking and eating eggs alone is worth 10,000 cents of gold, which can be described as extremely luxurious.

Another attendant came up and put an apron on Ovisamp, did not put leather gloves on him, and finally carefully handed him the knife which he had offended handy. The whole process is full of ritual and very exquisite.

When Ovisamp stood in front of Liu Jun again, he was no longer Ovisamp, he was an egg-eating expert Ovishanp.

"No one has ever dared to be rude to me, I will castrate you and then chop you up and feed you to the dogs. Ovisamp said lightly.

"Whoa!" Liu Jun squirted a mouthful of blood.

It's a pity that the celestial man is too tall, even the medium-sized Ovisamp has a height of at least two and a half meters, and all his blood spit on Ovisamp's gold-rimmed apron.

Ovishamp stretched out his right hand, holding the knife, to the waistband of Liu Jun's pants.

Liu Jun suddenly became nervous, and his breathing was obviously much faster than just now. He wasn't afraid of death, but it wasn't the way he wanted to die. What he liked most was to die lying on the belly of a celestial woman, rather than being castrated and then chopped up and fed to a dog.

But......

He didn't have a choice.

"Ahh

Ovisamp sneered: "You scream, the more you scream, the more excited you become, your eggs will be filled with blood and male substance, and your eggs will have higher qualities." My favorite is the egg of an immortal like you, and if you give it a little more quality, it's even more perfect. ”

Liu Jun couldn't call it out.

Ovishamp reached for his delicate knife......

Boom!

Suddenly, a muffled sound came.

Everyone's eyes were focused in the direction where the sound was coming from.

It was the warehouse next to the kitchen.

It's weird, the warehouse that was okay just now is emitting ink smoke at the moment.

Boom...... Boom......

Suddenly, a strange sound came from the warehouse that was originally very quiet.

Ovishamp retracted the delicate knife: "What's the movement, go and see!"

Several Celestial Immortals and Immortals immediately walked towards the warehouse.

At this moment, the door of the warehouse suddenly opened automatically, and a cloud of ink smoke poured out of the door.

A few Celestial Immortals and Immortals who went up to check on them stopped vigilantly, and there were even more Celestial Immortals and Immortals who surrounded Ovisamp here.

Faintly, someone walked in the smoke of ink and ink.

PS: I went to Hangzhou with a meat gun, and this is a regular update.