Chapter 737 There is no worst, only worse
Yesterday, Zhou Mulian burned the palace and the imperial dining room of the palace, and the two royal people in the important places were unanimously secretive.
But today, His Royal Highness Prince Mu ran to Zuo Xiang's Mansion early in the morning, and made people's kitchens jump, and finally left only the ruins of the wall.
This...... There is no impermeable wall, there is no news that can't be spread, not to mention that it involves the crown prince and the left prime minister, and this news suddenly stirred up a thousand waves with one stone and spread it!
The Manchu Dynasty of the Great Zhou Dynasty panicked, although the news in the palace was tightly hidden, but yesterday the Ministry of Industry Shangshu urgently sent craftsmen into the palace, as courtiers, they had also heard of it, and those craftsmen were sent to repair the imperial dining room!
The civil and military of the Manchu Dynasty thought of the ruined imperial dining room in the palace, and then thought of the burned kitchen of the Zuo Prime Minister's Mansion, thinking about it like this, they were all the best among the people, and suddenly they had a trace of enlightenment, and after the enlightenment, they began to break out in a cold sweat!
God, according to Prince Mu's posture, it is for Emperor Bonan to smile and practice his cooking skills, so ...... The imperial dining room of the palace has been destroyed, the Tiangong Palace has not been spared, and the kitchen of the Zuo Xiangfu has also been poisoned, who will be the next one?
Suddenly, the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty of the Great Zhou Dynasty suddenly felt concerned, and everyone became endangered, and they all prayed in their hearts, don't be his house! Don't be his house! I hope that the sky has eyes, and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince must not come to his house...... Kitchen!
"Hmph! The civil official is really as timid as a mouse!" However, among these courtiers, there were one or two discordant voices, and the one who spoke was a bearded and sweaty, wearing the official robe of a second-class general, with a big sword at his waist, and he was very powerful.
"Su Wu, don't be arrogant, if His Royal Highness the Crown Prince really arrives at your house, there will be your good fruits to eat!" When Zuo Xiang heard this, he raised his eyebrows and was angry, his kitchen! He dignified Zuo Xiang's breakfast today is a penny and a bowl of bean curd on the street, do you dare to believe it?
This is still a kind suggestion made by His Royal Highness Prince Mu before borrowing the kitchen!
He...... Does he dare not eat it?
There were some complaints about the breakfast, but when Zuo Xiang returned to the mansion and saw his unrecognizable kitchen, and then saw His Royal Highness the Prince who disliked him, Zuo Yuan immediately knelt, not only knelt, but also made a grateful tear, His Royal Highness Prince Mu This is a good heart, if he hadn't followed the advice of His Royal Highness King Mu to go to the street and drink the bean curd that tasted very good in His Royal Highness's mouth, it is estimated that he would be hungry!
Hell kind heart! His kitchen hasn't been repaired yet! Today's lunch hasn't been settled yet!
Thinking of this, Zuo Xiang wanted to cry!
"Hmph! General Ben is not like a civilian official, he is useless and a scholar, and he knows how to ask God to worship Buddha when he encounters something!" Su Wu heard Zuo Xiang's words, and replied unconvincedly, fortunately he had already dispersed, so he didn't linger much, shook his sleeves very majestically, and turned away.
It is said that the military general Su Wu returned to the mansion under the court, and what caught his eyes was a chaos of soldiers, and the soldiers and maids in the general's mansion were all beaten with chicken blood and seemed to be running around, which really frightened him, and caught a subordinate and asked the reason, and learned that the chaos was born in the kitchen, Su Wu's face changed, and he suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart, and he suddenly couldn't care about the posture of the first-class master.
Along the way, Su Wu really wanted to slap a few mouths!
It stands to reason that the disaster should not be brought to his mansion? First the Imperial Palace, then the Heavenly Palace, and then the Zuo Xiang......
Even if the calamity goes down in order according to the official position, there is still the right minister in front of him, and the four old men who are the first assistants!
Before Su Wu approached his kitchen, he heard a sonorous ping-pong sound coming from inside, it felt like another war, he was born in the army, and he was no longer familiar with it!
It's okay! It's okay!
It is said that the kitchen of Zuo Xiang's house was burned to the point that even the walls were broken......
"Shhh
As soon as Su Wucai pushed the door open, he saw a tenderloin shooting towards the door in front of him at a high speed, and he couldn't dodge, and he was hit squarely, and his old face suddenly hung with color, and a bloody cut was made!
He is a military general, and his skills are not low, and he actually injured a tenderloin......! Su Wu was a little stunned for a while, and suddenly there was a sense of frustration that there was a sky outside the sky and someone outside the world.
Look at it again, okay, in front of the kitchen cutting board, a purple-gold figure of Qiongzhi Yushu is wielding a soft sword, the soft sword is flashing with silver light, and the strength is ten thousand, and it is chopping a large piece of pork, and the flesh and blood are splashing everywhere, and it is a disaster scene that is alive!
"Xiaguan Su Wu, meet His Royal Highness the Prince!" Su Wu, that Khan, he can finally understand Zuo Xiang's mood.
"Oh, General Su, are you injured?" Yuan Bao, who was waiting far away, turned his head when he heard the sound, and saw that half of Su Wu's face was covered with blood, coughing cough, and hanging a strand of flesh......
"People in the army, lick blood from the knife edge, what is this injury!" Zhou Mu, who was fighting with pork, didn't reply, opened his mouth coldly, and didn't even give Su Wu the corner of his eye, concentrating on dealing with the pork in his hand.
When Su Wu heard this, he suddenly choked, okay, this has been said by His Royal Highness the Prince, what else can he take?
Su Wu knelt on the ground and was speechless.
"Su Wu, this king borrows you for the kitchen in the mansion, I don't know if you are willing?" Zhou Mu's cold voice came again.
When Su Wu heard this, his head suddenly lowered lower, "If you are willing, Your Highness will use it." ”
You have used it all the time, and then ask him if he is willing to be the master, is it a little late? Also, where are you borrowing this old age, you are clearly a strong occupancy, and the kitchen is king!
"You don't dare to be unwilling. ”
You're so conscious.
"The king of the kitchen borrowed, you are afraid that it will be difficult to use it in the house for lunch, this king tells you that the bean curd on the street tastes good, you can go and taste it." ”
Seeing Douhua again, he Su Wu is really the second on the left!
In this way, the dignified general, under the strong invasion of Prince Mu, didn't even dare to let out a fart, and was sent out of the house to eat bean flowers in a few words!
But he is worse than Zuo Xiang, Zuo Xiang is timid, he didn't get close to the kitchen, yes, Zuo Xiang didn't hang the color, he hung up!
This is really it, the pit is bold!
Su Wu, a first-class military general, was gloriously driven to the street to eat bean curd after Zuo Xiang, and this kind of pro-people behavior has become a street scene.
Hundreds of people frowned onlookers, pointing at him, making Su Wuru sit on pins and needles, eager to hug his head and skewer a mouse.
"General, just now came the news that the prince's wedding supplies were stolen from the Ministry of Rites, and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has rushed over!" A government soldier ran to Su Wu, who was eating bean curd, and whispered in his ear.
When Su Wu heard this, his eyes immediately widened, and the bean curd bowl in his hand slapped it on the table, and he said in disbelief, "So, the big Buddha is no longer in our house?"
"Exactly, absolutely. The soldier nodded.
"Good stealing! Stealing is wonderful! Stealing croaking!" Su Wuxi immediately slapped his thigh, but in a blink of an eye, he found that he was speechless, and hurriedly pretended to cough twice, paid the bean flower and ran to his general's mansion.
On the way back, he was still thinking, now it's okay, it won't be long before His Royal Highness Prince Mu occupies his kitchen, and he thinks that his kitchen can be spared.
With the joy of the rest of his life, Su Wu returned to his house, looked at the empty original kitchen location, as if struck by lightning, and suddenly turned into a mummy, and after a long time, he swallowed his saliva and said, "Where is General Ben's kitchen? Where is the kitchen?"
"This ...... That ......" an old butler pointed to the ground with a dishful face, "It's not ...... here."
On the ground, the brick and tile powder is so obvious, as if the millstone has been run over......
Su Wu's sturdy body trembled suddenly, and he almost fainted.
"General, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince heard that the wedding supplies were stolen, he was furious, in the blink of an eye, the whole kitchen turned into powder, if it wasn't for the old slave running fast, the general might never see the old slave again......" The old housekeeper thought of the thrilling encounter of Shicai, and his heart palpitated, Mu Jun Wang Tianxia is full of martial arts, it is really not a waste of fame, it is too scary!
"Who wants to see you! General Ben wants to see my kitchen!"
Just when the old butler was rejoicing, there was a roar from his own general overhead.
Su Wumu stood in front of the ruins of his own kitchen, yes, that's right, it's a ruin, the kitchen of the Zuo Xiang's family after being plagued by His Royal Highness the Prince, it can still be called a ruin, and he, even the repair and cleaning process has been saved, and it has directly become a ruin!
Standing in front of the ruins of his own kitchen, Su Wu, a first-class military general of the wooden stake brand, had the corners of his mouth slightly drooping, and his old eyes were slightly cloudy......
Thinking that he was a martial artist, half his life was a horse, and he had accumulated military exploits and his official body, and lived to be in his 40s, how could he ever be so desolate and depressed? He couldn't even keep his own kitchen......
He can even expect that tomorrow, Zuo Xiang and others will definitely do everything they can to mock him......
His life, why is it so bitter!
Thinking of this, Su Wu turned around and walked out.
"Master, what should the people in the house do for lunch?"
Seeing that his general turned around and walked out, the old housekeeper hurriedly followed and asked.
"Make a fire on the spot and cook, most of the people in the house have fought with General Ben, do you still need me to teach this? Or do you want to learn from the subordinates of the Zuo Prime Minister's Mansion and are hungry?"
"Then what are you doing here, General?" said the old butler, worriedly.
"This general went to Huguo Temple to invite the Buddha to come, and the **** incense is enshrined!"
"The general has never believed in gods and Buddhas, how can he ......" The old butler was stunned when he heard this.
"General Ben decided to believe it from today onwards, you see, it is because General Ben did not ask for heaven to worship Buddha like other officials, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince arrived at General Ben's mansion, and General Ben suddenly felt that this matter is actually really in the hands of God and Buddha!" Su Wu opened his mouth loudly, extremely determined.
Old butler: "......"
Dumbfounded, I couldn't come back to my senses for a long time......