Chapter 581: Bastard, You Want to Die
"Come on, come on, you kind of beat me to death..."Lin Chen beckoned to Xia Siyi while nibbling on the watermelon, looking indifferent.
Seeing that the bastard in front of her was eating watermelon, and he actually had the leisure to annoy herself, Xia Siyi was suddenly furious, rolled up her sleeves with both hands, like a domineering girlfriend, and directly picked up a watermelon the size of her chest with both hands, and smashed it towards Lin Chen.
Nima!
Looking at the watermelon flying from the sky, Lin Chen couldn't help but scold, directly threw the watermelon in his hand, and hurriedly dodged it.
"Smack..." Lin Chen just dodged, and the watermelon suddenly fell to the ground, and immediately fell apart, and the watermelon juice flowed all over the ground, looking miserable.
Lin Chen secretly breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately he didn't hit himself, otherwise it is estimated that his head would have to bloom.
"Hey... Little girl, you're too much, what if you hit me?" Lin Chen glanced at her depressedly and said depressedly.
Looking at the bastard in front of her with an aggrieved look, Xia Siyi couldn't help but feel a little happy, and patted her jade hand proudly, "It's good to smash you to death, bastard!"
Nima, it's so big!
Xia Siyi intervened and smiled, and suddenly the pair of hurricane peaks on her chest were as if they had passed through stormy waves, with a burst of ups and downs, Lin Chen's eyes were about to be outrageous.
Feeling an obscene gaze locked on her pair of proud twin peaks, Xia Siyi's face suddenly turned cold, and she shouted, "Bastard, what are you looking at?"
"This, this, this... Look at that pair of big watermelons?" Lin Chen secretly swallowed his saliva, and suddenly said that he had leaked his mouth.
As soon as Lin Chen's words came out, Xia Siyi's face suddenly turned cold, like ice in a winter night, which made people shudder.
Get... This chick is angry again.
Lin Chen had just finished saying this in his heart, and sure enough, Xia Siyi clenched her fists, gritted her teeth and glanced at Lin Chen, and then pounced directly towards Lin Chen like a frenzied tigress.
When he pounced, he seemed to have an extra fruit knife in his hand.
When the surrounding police officers saw this situation, they were immediately startled, and hurriedly stepped forward to grab Xia Siyi, and bitterly dissuaded: "Captain, don't be impulsive..."
"Let go of me!" Xia Siyi was full of anger and depression, the fruit knife in her hand was raised high, and she rushed in the direction of Lin Chen.
And those police officers were afraid that Xia Siyi would be impulsive and make a big mistake, so they hurriedly sent more people to stop Xia Siyi, "Captain, don't mess around, it's a big mouth to cut people..."
Xia Siyi was angry and wanted to kill, while Lin Chen sat on a stool with a calm face, holding a big watermelon and nibbling it, completely like watching a show.
Is it tolerable or unbearable!
What's more, I'm still a hot police flower! The old lady can't bear the cliff today, and I have to hack you to death today, bastard!!
Xia Siyi looked at the leisurely person in front of her, like a person watching a play, and suddenly her chest rose and fell in anger, and the fruit knife in her hand was raised, and she shouted, "Get out of the way for me, whoever stops me again, I will chop who first..."
Looking at Xia Siyi in front of her, like an imposing female man, those police officers were so frightened that they hurriedly let go, for fear of provoking this female demon.
"Bastard, my mother killed you today!"
Xia Siyi slashed directly at Lin Chen with a fruit knife, looking like she would not give up without hacking Lin Chen to death.
Lin Chen, on the other hand, was eating fruit leisurely, looking at Xia Siyi's appearance, he couldn't help but laugh a little: "You are a joke... Stop playing, everybody's watching?"
Comic ?!!
Hearing this word, Xia Siyi wanted to faint, she obviously wanted to kill this bastard, not only was this bastard not afraid, but he also regarded himself as a joke.
It's a real pain in the ass... No... It's a chest ache!
"The surname is Lin, the old lady will kill you!" Xia Siyi roared angrily, and the jade hand tightly grasped the fruit knife in his hand, and slashed directly towards Lin Chen.
However...
She hadn't rushed in front of Lin Chen yet, but she felt her feet slip, and when she looked down, she found that she was stepping on a piece of watermelon rind impartially.
"Ahh
Xia Siyi suddenly screamed, and in the next second, her delicate body was completely uncontrollable, staggering on the watermelon peel and sliding forward to the past.
The body shook, and suddenly Xia Siyi felt a little spinning, and felt that her delicate body was constantly leaning towards the ground.
"Ahh Help..."
Xia Siyi stepped on the watermelon skin, the whole person swayed from side to side, completely lost the balance and center of gravity of her body, and saw that she was about to fall to the ground, she suddenly screamed in fright and hurriedly shouted.
Seeing that the chick in front of him was about to fall to the ground, Lin Chen couldn't help but smile bitterly, he really wouldn't die if he didn't die.
This chick is clearly in the rhythm of death.
Xia Siyi's body leaned rapidly, and she was about to fall to the ground, Lin Chen knew that if she fell to the ground, she would at least have to fall and break her blood.
Although this chick kept saying that she was going to hack herself to death, Lin Chen still couldn't bear it when she saw a beautiful woman fall into a broken willow.
So, Lin Chen's feet flashed, and he rushed away directly.
"Hmm..."
Lin Chen's speed was extremely fast, and almost in the blink of an eye, he hugged Xia Siyi's delicate body steadily.
Seeing that she was about to fall to the ground, but she felt a pair of hands pressed tightly in front of her, and her body suddenly stabilized, Xia Siyi couldn't help but glance at Lin Chen with a grateful face, "Thank you..."
"You're looking for death!" Xia Siyi suddenly became furious, and the fruit knife in her hand suddenly raised and slashed directly at Lin Chen's head.
Feeling a gust of cold wind coming, Lin Chen suddenly broke out in a cold sweat with fright, and hurriedly let go of his palm, "I'm going to... Chick, I'm kind enough to save you, if you don't appreciate it, forget it, and hack me to death..."
Lin Chen glanced at Xia Siyi with a depressed face, and directly dodged away.
Be kind to save me... Is it the **** who kindly saved me and caught the old lady?
Xia Siyi's face was full of depression, the fruit knife in her hand was raised, and when she was about to slash at Lin Chen, she found that she actually stepped on a piece of watermelon skin under her feet, and suddenly her feet slipped, and the whole person slid forward like an ice skate.
And not far ahead, there is actually an electric pole.
"Ahh
To save or not to save?
Seeing Xia Siyi lose her balance again, Lin Chen couldn't help but smile bitterly.
If you save it, this chick may be revenge again, if you don't save it, I'm afraid this chick will be unrecognizable later.
"Grandma's, brother will be a good person again!" Lin Chen smiled bitterly, and rushed in the direction of Xia Siyi.
At this time, Xia Siyi was about to fall on the telephone pole, and Lin Chen had no choice but to stick the whole person on the telephone pole, trying to help Xia Siyi reduce the impact.
"Bastard... You go away, you go away..."
Seeing that her delicate body was about to crash into the bastard in front of her, Xia Siyi suddenly shouted.
Hearing Xia Siyi's shout, Lin Chen glanced at her a little depressedly, and directly moved his body.
"You're back, you're back..."Lin Chen had just moved his body, but Xia Siyi shouted with horror on her face.
"......" Hearing Xia Siyi's shout again, Lin Chen had the urge to press her to the ground and slam her out.
However, Lin Chen knew that if he really walked away, this chick's face would be completely ruined.
Under pity, Lin Chen hurriedly stood in front of the telephone pole and helped Xia Siyi reduce the impact.
"Smack... Poof..."Lin Chen had just stood in front of the telephone pole when he felt a gust of fragrant wind coming, and then it was dark in front of him, and he couldn't see anything.
The only thing I feel is that my palm seems to be grasping something.
What is this?
"Bastard... Do you want to... Die..."
Xia Siyi subconsciously wanted to scold, but as soon as she spoke, her tongue was like entering a quagmire, and she sucked it up at once.
This time, not only Xia Siyi was dumbfounded, but Lin Chen was even more dumbfounded.
Feeling that a **** was sucked in his mouth, Lin Chen's eyes widened suddenly, he didn't have to think about it, he also knew what it was.
No wonder it's so lubricated, it turns out that his mouth is just above this chick's lips.
Lin Chen hurriedly withdrew his tongue, raised his head, and hurriedly explained with embarrassment: "I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it just now..."
"King, bastard... Let go of your claws!"
Xia Siyi roared angrily, her eyes were a little ruddy, and her face was flushed with anger.
Hearing this, Lin Chen subconsciously took a look and found that his palms were grasping Xia Siyi's pair impartially. Above, his face was suddenly full of embarrassment, and he quickly let go, "I'm sorry, I didn't know what it was just now, but I thought it was quite soft, so I grabbed it a little harder." ”
"I'll kill you bastard!"
Hearing this, Xia Siyi was full of anger, and the fruit knife in her hand didn't know when she held it in her hand, and slashed directly at Lin Chen's head.
Feeling the fierce slashing knife wind, Lin Chen suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, "Impulse is the devil... The chick puts down the butcher's knife and becomes a Buddha on the spot!"
"I'll be your uncle!" Xia Siyi glanced at Lin Chen angrily, and the fruit knife in her hand continued to slash towards Lin Chen's head.
"You shrew, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you..."Lin Chen dodged directly, dodged Xia Siyi's fruit knife attack, and looked at her with disdain, "You're still a beautiful policewoman, holding a fruit knife like a shrew, chasing me to cut, knot,... Where have they gone?"
"The old lady has a festival. Fuck, you bastard, I'm afraid your festival has been eaten by dogs a long time ago.
(End of chapter)