Chapter 34: Bloodshed Caused by Pork
On the second day, Gu Changsheng didn't open as early as yesterday, and just after watching the little meat buns and putting on their clothes with difficulty, Dong Lei came to call them for dinner.
When he arrived at the dining room, Gu Changsheng looked at the meat on the table, and suddenly his whole body wilted.
Looking back at Dong Lei in embarrassment, he asked with a embarrassed face, "Xiao Leizi, don't want money for pork today?"
Dong Lei shook his head blankly, his voice was still clear and moving, "Lady, what are you laughing at, don't want money, the king butcher will not pay for his death." ”
"Then today's pork price reduction is a big release?" Gu Changsheng continued to ask.
Dong Lei continued to shake his head, and replied with a regretful expression, "How is it possible, the king butcher is famous for picking the door, and the slave and maid bought so much meat, he was stunned and didn't even let a copper." ”
"Then you made a full pork banquet early in the morning, and you are not afraid of getting tired of the old lady!" Gu Changsheng was angry, and slapped it with a slap, "You little girl who is a loser!"
Dong Lei was suddenly blindsided, covering his head aggrievedly, the water in his eyes was constantly brewing, and in a blink of an eye, he burst the embankment with a "wow......" sound......
"Woo...... It was the lady last night...... Last night I said I wanted to add vegetables...... Whining...... Meat-eating ...... Woohoo......"
Gu Changsheng covered his eyes and looked at the crying little thunder, and greeted the condemning eyes from all sides.
Did she really say that? Seems to be the case......
"Mother, you made Aunt Lei cry, woo woo ......" Xiao Rou Baozi complained, and then cried too......
The eyes around her were even more unkind, Xiao Cui took the little meat bun in her arms and coaxed her heartily, and from time to time she threw a clever little eye knife at her.
Woo...... The old lady wants to cry too!
Did she recruit someone to provoke anyone, didn't she just make a little joke, as for making her embattled like this?
But Xiao Leizi is her food and clothing parents, wow, without her, it is about equivalent to running out of food, so what, let's coax......
Gu Changsheng wiped his face fiercely, his face was a turtle grandson, and the spring breeze was blowing again!
"Come, little Leizi, give Ye a smile?" Gu Changsheng ran over, and raised Dong Lei's little chin lightly with one finger, "Then why don't you give you a smile?"
Gu Changsheng was about to cramp with a shy smile, and Dong Lei didn't even shake her off.
Gu Changsheng is injured internally, damn, coaxing people is a technical job! If Zhou Mu's iceberg demon is here, it is estimated that with a glance, things will be settled!
Yes, coaxing people with this technical work, it also depends on the face!
Gu Changsheng wiped his face, girl, how did you think of that demon, hell is really Nima!
With a turn of his head, Gu Changsheng saw the whole pork table on the table, ran over upside down, took the largest basin, and ran back upside down, "That, little Leizi, the lady invites you to eat braised pork, let's not flood me, okay?"
As soon as Dong Lei heard this, he moved instantly, raised his hand to wipe his tears, picked up the plate with both hands and found a place to sit down and eat, and said while eating, "Eh, my mother said that the emperor is big when he eats, and nothing can compare to anything!"
Everyone: "......"
I'll go to your mother and say! Your mother is so wise and powerful! Gu Changsheng has never greeted Xiao Leizi's mother so sincerely, every time she heard her mother say it before, she intuitively felt that nothing was good.
Today, her mother is simply the Guanyin Bodhisattva who saves suffering!
The little meat bun looked at Aunt Lei, who was content to eat with a pot, and then looked up, "Mother, I blame you." ”
Actually, Aunt Lei cried just for that pot of braised pork, right?
Gu Changsheng listened to his son's words, and suddenly understood!
Damn, this little Leizi is really a scheming person, her face is not the point, the point is that most of the pot of braised pork has entered the belly of Xiao Leizi!
"Little Leizi, your lady, I don't have enough food for you?" Gu Changsheng asked with an aggrieved wrinkled face.
Xiao Leizi, who was buried in the braised pork basin, shook his head reluctantly and replied, and then continued to eat!
"Then why did you go around in such a big circle for a pot of meat, and almost drowned this small temple?" Gu Changsheng was injured internally, she really didn't treat this girl harshly!
Xiao Leizi finally raised his head and replied seriously, "My mother said that you don't hit people in the face, and you don't tease people when you flirt with your head." ”
"Old lady, old lady, I'll kneel for your mother......" Gu Changsheng roared aggrievedly, and stopped looking at her, really, Tai Nima bullied people, woo, let her cry for a while......
The eyes of the other people suddenly changed, lady, miserable......
Little Leizi's mother is definitely a high-ranking existence like a lady's nemesis!
Gu Changsheng, who was sullen and ate three more bowls of porridge and two steamed buns, supported the red fruit.
Gu Changsheng, who was holding his stomach and was pregnant, estimated the time, and only needed to sit in the hall for a while, so he took his son to the yard to walk around and eat, but he looked at Xiao Leizi with extra resentment in his eyes......
"Lady, it's not good!"
Gu Changsheng, who was trying to do stretching exercises, was startled by this exclamation, and almost flashed his stomach!
"Oh, Uncle Song, don't squeak yet. Gu Changsheng leaned into the small body of the little meat bun with a painful face, and said sadly, "Son, the shoulder is used by my mother, and my mother is a little sad." ”
Song Bo opened his mouth and stopped, but he was still obedient and did not squeak.
Gu Ze, the little meat bun, proudly straightened his little chest, patted his shoulder, and said with a bit of heroism, "Mother, the shoulder is for you, just rely on it!"
Gu Changsheng was moved, with a bubble of tears in his eyes, "Woo...... You're really biological!"
Small Meat Bun: "......"
Gu Changsheng was moved by the galloping horses in his heart, and then he looked at Uncle Song, who was standing restlessly, and said resignedly, "Uncle Song, you say it, your lady and I don't have a standard posture when I get up today, first I was pitted by a pot of braised pork, and then I was pitted by my own uncompetitive mouth, you now, no matter how big the pit is, I dare to jump!"
"No, the lady, it's not the old slave digging a pit, it's the ground in front of our medical hall that is about to be trampled into a pit, and the door panel of the medical hall is not strong, and it was shot apart!" Song Bo shook his hand and quickly explained, borrowing his courage, he didn't dare to dig a pit for the lady, just look at Dong Lei, who was squatting at the door of the kitchen and peeling small melon seeds, the result was definitely not very good.
Gu Changsheng thought about the door of the medical hall full of holes, scratched his head again, and asked uncertainly, "Is it really scattered?"
Song Bo nodded firmly, "It's scattered, it's scattered." ”
Gu Changsheng thought of something, and instantly became energetic, rubbed his son's little head and stood up, "It's good to disperse, it's good to disperse, the old doesn't go and the new doesn't come, the old lady has already seen that the broken door is not pleasing to the eye." ”
Speaking of this, he didn't look at Song Bo's wide eyes, and yelled at the back of the locust tree, "Han Qiu, copy the guy!"
Han Qiu was playing with a stick with Han Mo in the martial arts training ground behind the locust tree, and when he heard this, he threw the stick in his hand to his younger brother without saying a word and walked over.
Gu Changsheng looked at Han Qiu, who was standing in front of him with a long sword and bowed his head to obey orders, and sighed solemnly, "Han Qiu, let's not find someone to fight hard. ”
When Han Qiu heard this, he obediently inserted the long sword that had been unsheathed back into the scabbard, and the action was called smooth.
"Han Qiu, is it okay for the lady to discuss something with you?" Gu Changsheng asked with a good discussion.
"Lady, please speak. Han Qiu replied formattedly.
"Han Qiu, how about borrowing your body?" Gu Changsheng rubbed his hands and smiled, asking cautiously.
Song Bo was stunned, and Han Qiu raised his head.
"That, that's not what you think, I mean, isn't the door panel of our house scattered, I want you to go to the domineering and mighty shock. Gu Changsheng hurriedly shook his hand and explained, "Then, lady, I made a bit of a big move yesterday, I'm afraid that it won't be too peaceful in the next two days, then, can you trouble the second master to learn from the second master and act as the god of the next door?"
"The slave is the slave of the lady, the lady doesn't have to be so polite. Han Qiu clenched his fist with the long sword in his hand.
"That, lady, I would have liked to go by myself, after all, I don't have to think about any reputation. But when I became a door god, no one saw a doctor, and I couldn't be separated a little. Gu Changsheng patted Han Qiu's shoulder while explaining, and promised, "Han Qiu, don't worry, even if you become a strong woman, I can rob you of ten or eight of his beautiful men, and ensure that you don't worry about getting married." ”
Song Bo, Han Qiu: "......"
The little meat bun glanced at Han Qiu sympathetically, and ran towards Han Mo with his little short legs, he wanted to tell Han Mo that his mother planned to rob him of a lot of brothers-in-law......
There was chaos in front of the Gu Family's Medical Hall, and now that the door panels had dispersed, everyone rushed to the lobby.
This is what Gu Changsheng saw when he came in, and several men with red faces and bad faces crowded in front of the consultation table.
Seeing Gu Changsheng coming, he howled angrily, "Immortal lady, immortal lady, I'm not in good health, you can show me quickly." ”
"Immortal lady, you show me first, my stomach is about to hurt to death, oops, ......" as he spoke, he covered his stomach and called out.
"Immortal lady, I'm dying......"
Gu Changsheng looked at the faces of the beings in front of him coldly, straightened the scattered hair on his sideburns, and said indifferently, "I don't know everyone, have you ever heard a word?"
"What's the matter?" asked a fat man at the front, stunned.
"The rabbit bites when he's in a hurry, and I don't blame you for treating me as a cash cow. Gu Changsheng was cold, and then his whole breath changed, he jumped onto the chair with one hand on his waist, and roared loudly, "But you guys dare to come and smash the field!
Everyone was shocked, and they took two steps back in a panic, this immortal lady looks like a bandit!
Only the fat man was still standing in front of him in a daze, with an unknown expression.
"Immortal lady, it's his king butcher who broke up the door panel of your house!" someone in the crowd accused.
Then everyone also spoke out to point out the culprit.
"Ao ......" Gu Changsheng looked at the person in front of him and narrowed his eyes, "You are the king butcher who buys meat on the street, right?"
Butcher Wang nodded stunnedly, and replied with a full temperament, "I just, what's wrong?"
"My girl went to your place today and bought a lot of pork, right?" Gu Changsheng asked again.
Butcher Wang scratched his head and thought, "It seems that there is such a thing, a little girl from the Gu family came to buy more than a dozen catties of meat." ”
"Then is she still having the money to buy meat?" Gu Changsheng patted his stomach and continued to ask.
Butcher Wang patted his chest, "Of course!"
"Han Qiu, pick him up for the old lady, get back the silver to compensate for our door panel, and then, throw him out to the old lady!" Gu Changsheng looked at Han Qiu and rushed forward with one arrow step, and continued hatefully, "Because of your pork, the old lady was angry early in the morning, and you dared to bump into it yourself, I really didn't know that Lord Ma had three eyes, so he came to vent his anger on me!"