"Close your eyes, I'll tell you!" Lin Chen smiled evilly.

He doesn't really want to kiss me, right?

"Are you crazy, I'm driving, close my eyes, don't you want to die?" Yue Xiaoqi said a little depressed.

Lin Chen's face was full of disdain, "It seems that you are also a big-breasted and brainless woman!"

"You... You're just big-minded!" Yue Xiaoqi said with some indignation: "I admit that I'm not small, but you don't have to doubt my IQ!"

"Yes, you are indeed big-breasted, brainless!" Lin Chen said with disdain again.

"You... Bastard, you explain to me clearly why I'm so big-chested, if you can't say it, I'll throw you out of the car!" Yue Xiaoqi almost went crazy.

You must know that women are most taboo for others to say that they are big-chested and brainless, which means that they are a vase fool.

Yue Xiaoqi knows that his **** is quite big, but he will definitely not be as brainless as Lin Chen said, he is eccentric in the eyes of others, and no one has ever said that he is brainless.

Lin Chen shook his head with a sigh, "Hey... You can't even figure out a simple question just now, don't you know how to just stop the car? So you can close your eyes! Your IQ is estimated to be able to deal with kindergarten children. ”

"You, bastard, you just deal with children!" Yue Xiaoqi's face was red, and she wanted to rush over and strangle Lin Chen.

But thinking about what Lin Chen said, there was some truth in it, so he parked the car on the side of the road and closed his eyes, "Say, what do you want to do!"

"You'll find out later. Lin Chen said with a smile, his voice revealing a bit of mystery.

This made Yue Xiaoqi even more curious, what is this bastard going to do?

After a while, Yue Xiaoqi felt that a little warm breath seemed to come from her cheeks, and she could feel that Lin Chen's face seemed to be leaning closer.

Hum... Bastard, still not trying to kiss me.

This time, Yue Xiaoqi was almost completely sure that Lin Chen just wanted to kiss him.

After all, the faces of the two are going to be close together, let yourself close your eyes at this time, this is not to kiss yourself, what else can you do?

"Hmph... Dear, this woman should be kissed by a pig's head, and she should be regarded as repaying your kindness for relieving the siege!"

Yue Xiaoqi thought of it in her heart, but after waiting for a long time, there was no movement.

She couldn't help but feel a little strange, could it be that this bastard had suddenly changed his ways?

This woman's face, I don't know how many men have no chance to go on a blind date, and you are still hesitant to kiss you, what a bastard.

The more Yue Xiaoqi thought about it, the more strange he felt, it's been a long time, this guy hasn't moved yet, what the hell is he doing?

After thinking about it for a while, Yue Xiaoqi really couldn't stand it, and decisively opened her beautiful eyes.

As soon as she opened her eyes, she was completely dumbfounded.

This bastard... Actually...

At this time, the bastard in front of him was looking at his chest with a lewd face, and the other two fingers were slightly gently pulling his outer clothes, and his eyes were just sightseeing between the deep ditches, and the scenery inside was unobstructed.

At this moment, Yue Xiaoqi was completely angry.

His own mind is far less shameless than this bastard's behavior!

Yue Xiaoqi's head short-circuited, this animal is too shameless, he actually took advantage of his eyes to close his eyes and peek at his chest!

"Ahh Bastards, livestock!"

Yue Xiaoqi cursed, clenched his fists, and smashed it on Lin Chen's head.

The pink fist hadn't completely fallen, but Lin Chen smiled calmly, and suddenly made a shushing motion, "Don't make noise!

Insect?

Hearing this, Yue Xiaoqi was suddenly shocked, and his bones became terrified.

You must know that insects are almost every girl who hates and fears them.

Suddenly, Yue Xiaoqi screamed, "Ahhh Don't get in, get me out, come out..."

Lin Chen looked at her calmly, so he smiled at her.

"You... Bastard, you're still laughing, you can help!" Yue Xiaoqi shouted without tears.

Lin Chen looked innocent and helpless, "Hey... I want to help you, but the point is that this worm has already gotten into your clothes, so you have to take them off first!"

Undressing?

Yue Xiaoqi was a little unhappy, "Can you not take it off, you can help me find a way." ”

"Then I can't help it, if you don't take it off, maybe the worm will get under you, and it will be troublesome. Lin Chen looked very helpless.

Drill underneath?

Yue Xiaoqi was slightly stunned, and then her face flushed, "Bastard, it's all this time, and you still say such shameless things." ”

"You have to take it off quickly, or you'll be in trouble if you get in!" Lin Chen hurriedly reminded.

"Okay, I'll take it off!"

Yue Xiaoqi thought that if the insect got into his own place, he couldn't help but feel flustered and creepy, and hurriedly took off his coat three times and five by two.

After taking off her coat, she hurriedly opened her corset and looked at it, as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, "Where did you go? Where did you see it, help me find it." ”

Looking at Yue Xiaoqi's anxious face, Lin Chen couldn't help but be happy.

This chick is too easy to deceive, isn't it?

Seeing that her chest was snow-white, and a deep groove suddenly appeared, Lin Chen couldn't help coughing dryly, and said with some embarrassment: "That... I guess it's frightened and has gotten into you, so take off this corset. ”

"Huh, undress?"

Yue Xiaoqi's eyes widened, and her face was red to the root of her ears, "This... In broad daylight, if I am seen, then I am not a disgrace to the dead. ”

"It's all this time, you're still hesitating!" Lin Chen shook his head with a sigh on his face.

"I..." Yue Xiaoqi's face was flushed, and she stripped herself naked in broad daylight, which really couldn't be done.

Looking at Yue Xiaoqi's embarrassed face, Lin Chen couldn't help but feel an urge to burst into laughter.

When he was in a hurry, he found someone smiling cheaply, and Yue Xiaoqi couldn't help but wrinkle her beautiful eyes.

Why is this bastard laughing so badly?

In the next second, she reacted, and then hurriedly put on her clothes, and then clenched her pink fist again, and slammed towards Lin Chen's chest, "Bastard, I'm fighting with you! ”

"You can't blame me, I'm joking with you, you actually take it seriously, you really have big breasts and no brains!" Lin Chen laughed innocently.

"Bastard, I'm going to kill you!" Yue Xiaoqi opened her teeth and claws, and pinched Lin Chen's neck in frustration, and couldn't help but strangle him.

However, at this time, Lin Chen suddenly saw a black sedan in the rearview mirror, driving frantically towards this side.

"Not good!" Lin Chen sensed the danger, said secretly, and hurriedly shouted, "Let go of me!"

"You... Bastard, don't you want to take the opportunity to escape!" Yue Xiaoqi looked like she was not dying, and her palm pinched Lin Chen's neck again.

"Hurry up!" Lin Chen didn't have time to explain, his tone became a little serious, "You don't let go!"

"I don't!" Yue Xiaoqi was still firm.

"I'm sorry!"

Lin Chen smiled helplessly, but suddenly stretched out his palm like lightning and squeezed it fiercely towards her pair of giant peaks.

(End of chapter)