Chapter 298 298 Leave Slip

In Huafu University, buses drove into the campus and parked in the track and field, and every freshman who got off the bus dragged his heavy luggage to his dormitory, although his face was tired, but more than that, he was happy.

Finally returned to the modern city, and after fifteen days of being a native, many people couldn't help but shudder when they looked back on these days.

Obviously, they don't want to go to any boot camp anymore, let alone participate in the so-called military training.

Of course, whether it is a boy or a girl, not counting the rain in those two days, the next thirteen days are in the scorching sun, all of them are not human, and they dare to be like the natives who ran back from South Africa, especially the girls, one by one, blocking their faces, lest they be recognized by the seniors, it is really a big mess.

It is estimated that these girls will spend the next three days of rest using all kinds of cosmetics and skin care products.

What do you say?

It's not nonsense, I naturally want to show the most beautiful side to others.

However, I have also heard some seniors mention that after the previous military training, there will be a wave of leave, especially more than ninety percent of female students.

Of course, the reasons for taking a long vacation are also strange, such as accidentally drinking antifreeze and going to the hospital, bats getting into their hair, being infected by pets and catching a cold, falling out of bed, and hurting their noses.

That's not all, it's too much for the family to arrange a blind date, or the parents were kidnapped, I said sister, you are so forcibly dumping, do your parents know?

Of course, what's even more excessive is that some girls actually ask for maternity leave in a grand manner, I'll take it, this is too avant-garde, right?

In general, whenever he sees these strange leave slips, the calm counselor will always write an approval with ease, after all, experience tells him that once these girls play sex, I am afraid they will even dare to ask for overlord leave!

Deduction of credits?

Just kidding, to deal with these freshmen, I haven't done anything, the problem is that it's useless at all, especially those old fritters, and they will also teach these freshmen all kinds of personal experience.

Anyway, these tanned beauty students, eighty percent of them will not be able to go out of the dormitory door again, and they will hide inside all day and live the life of a vampire, so let them be. After all, at least there will be no accidents in the school, in case you are forced to run outside the school, and then make some messy bastards, the school will be held accountable, and you will be unlucky.

No, as soon as I got off the bus, the counselors of each department held a stack of thick leave slips in their hands, and their faces were a little helpless.

"This group of girls is also hard enough to take a long vacation. He Lu dragged his luggage with an unhappy face.

"What, are you envious?" Sun Siyi said with a wicked smile: "If you don't send you to the demon country for a whole day, and then ask your mother to arrange a blind date for you, a group of big men will definitely break the threshold of your house." ”

"Get out!" He Lu scolded and scolded: "What kind of world, even the reason for breast augmentation can be approved, this counselor is too fucked, right?"

"Why don't you go and give you a snort? Maybe the counselor will also wave his hand and give you a happy approval." Zheng Zhuoquan also joined the battle group.

"Damn, you two are hearted, right? He Lu stared at the two pit goods with disdain.

"Alas, do people really want to go to Long, can you blush?" Sun Siyi smiled with a cheap smile on your face that you deserve to be a single dog, "The sourness of the airport, the pain of Princess Taiping, you are a big old man, I don't understand." ”

"That is, in this society now, not to mention finding a partner, even if you go to apply for a job, the higher this cup, the more popular it is, otherwise those doctors who do this business will be so sought-after?" Zheng Zhuoquan nodded and made a summary: "Think about it, A rises to C, C rushes to D, D rushes to E or even F, every time it goes up a notch, whether it is job hunting or treatment, it is definitely a hot item, which boss doesn't want to be followed by a female secretary who is convex and backward, and which girl doesn't want to see others throwing salivating eyes at her?" ”

"Finished?" He Lu pursed his lips disdainfully, "Why are girls making such a big deal, these days they rely on their brains to eat, and all the nutrients are replenished to that place, and they are just big-chested and brainless." Let's just say that this walk, hanging such a heavy load, is this life easy?"

Zheng Zhuoquan was about to refute, but He Lu interrupted: "Whether it's C or D, even if it's E, F or even G, it doesn't matter, because there aren't many real materials." Girls, I don't think about how big it is, I think, just have a B. ”

"Is it okay to have B?" Zheng Zhuoquan and Sun Siyi seemed to have heard a big joke, but suddenly, the two were stunned.

I was speechless. Yang Ning raised his hand, looking like he had lost to you.

At this moment, Zheng Zhuoquan and Sun Siyi also swallowed their saliva, and raised their thumbs to He Lu with difficulty: "The surname is He, you cow!"

At the beginning, He Lu didn't taste it, but after thinking about it a little, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he laughed: "I'm really a talent!"

Seeing He Lu's complacent appearance, Yang Ning and the others were speechless for a while, daring to love someone didn't do it on purpose, they were really confused, I'll take it, you guy, you are really a talent...... No, kinky!

"Brother, I don't want to go to class, everyone has asked for leave, can I think of a reason?" Soon, Yang Ning received a call from Xiao Nizi, in the new barracks, he and Xiao Nizi were not arranged in the same military region, after all, thousands of people, naturally it is impossible to stuff them all in one place.

"Just make one up, why don't you say you're dizzy or something?" Yang Ning was speechless for a while, but he didn't expect his own sister to be so good.

Seeing Zheng Zhuoquan, He Lu, and Sun Siyi, the three pit goods, pricked up their ears and eavesdropped, Yang Ning glanced at them angrily, and then dragged his suitcase to the side.

"It's all used up, and everything you can think of is used by others. Xiao Nizi pouted, looking unhappy.

"Well, why don't you tell the counselor that the world is so big, you want to walk around?" Yang Ning smiled.

"Brother, I'm serious, don't joke, otherwise I'll ignore you. Xiao Nizi was half coquettish and half threatening at the phone.

"Okay, I'll give you an idea. Yang Ning looked like he had a headache, asking for leave? Just kidding, if he wants to ask for leave, he doesn't even need a reason, just talk to the counselor, but this is just his privilege, he can't abuse it, otherwise he can cheapen this sister who picked it up.

"Brother, have you thought about it?"

"Wait, thinking. ”

"Brother...... It's been half a minute......"

"Wait. ”

"Brother......

Yang Ning now finally realized what it means to use a book, and when he dares to use it, he also has a time when his brain is not enough, suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he said with a smile: "Isn't Brother Chen coming to Huahai today?"

"That's right. Xiao Nizi replied inexplicably.

"I think that in terms of leave, Brother Chen is definitely a good hand, and I have heard that when he was a child, he always thought of an excuse that he didn't even have a teacher. ”

Yang Ning kicked the ball to Chen Luo very unjustly, if the party heard it, he would be resentful.

If your little girl wants to ask for leave at every turn in the future, even if I am rich and rich, I will have the time when Jiang Lang is exhausted. That's not all, if the old man knows, I don't have to be skinned and torn apart, don't play like this!

"Really?" said Nizi, who was a little skeptical.

"Of course, it's right to believe me, if Brother Chen can't think of it, you look for me, and I'll ponder it for you. Yang Ning swore with a sworn face.

"Hee-hee, I'll try it. Xiao Nizi was immediately happy and hung up the phone directly.

After dealing with Yang Zhiwei, Yang Ning dragged his luggage to the dormitory, but after a while, he found that the front of the dormitory building was full of people, both men and women, but obviously there were mostly boys.

Seeing He Lu and the others looking like pigs, Yang Ning walked up and wondered, "What's wrong?"

"Fairy, Brother Yang, fairy, it's so beautiful, oh my God, it's so beautiful!" He Lu replied excitedly, seeing him like this, somehow, Yang Ning suddenly had the idea of kicking him, how can this look like a little fat man Zhou Xiaofei.