Chapter 775: In This Situation, I Want to Write a Poem (Chapter 3)
Mencius's "Taijia": Heaven is evil, there is something to violate, and people are evil, but they cannot live.
Now this sentence is really suitable for He Peng, this girl would say something like that, I like the way you can't get used to me and can't kill me.
You take a look, everyone take a good look, isn't this looking for a draw?
So Shi Batian directly asked people to go in to get this guy, but fortunately Ye Fei stopped him, but although he stopped these four people, Ye Fei couldn't stop the audience in the live broadcast room.
The audience in the live broadcast room is going crazy one by one by He Peng, a numb guy, scolding you to death a little turtle grandson.
In the end, Ye Fei had no choice, so he hurriedly used the lottery to attract people's attention, not to mention, this trick is really easy to use.
As soon as everyone heard that the lottery was going to start, they directly forgot about He Peng one by one, and compared with the number of live broadcast guests, He Peng was completely negligible.
He Peng saw that when everyone heard Ye Fei say the lottery, they were all excited and stopped scolding him, so he quietly breathed a sigh of relief and stood aside and watched honestly.
He knew that there were four big men outside, and now he really didn't dare to move anymore, at least the heroes didn't eat the losses in front of them, didn't they?
"Damn, it's time for the lottery, wow Ka Ka, I've been waiting for a long time to finally wait for this moment. β
"God, today's guest quota is awesome enough, after the draw, the next time I go to Ye Shen's place to eat the banquet directly, it's crazy." β
"Ahh β
"Poof~~ Your sister, if you look handsome, you can be drawn? Lao Tzu is still the most handsome of our village chiefs, I'm not embarrassed to say. β
"Don't send messages, let's start the lottery, can we all be as mature as me? I'm always excited when it's time to draw the lottery, what's so exciting about this? Isn't it just a lottery? I'm ...... Am I excited to say it?"
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Looking at the news of the people in the live broadcast room, Ye Fei smiled and said, "Okay, friends, today's time is relatively tight, after all, we still have a lot of food to make, so let's hurry up." β
As he spoke, he looked at He Peng, then at Yimihua, and said, "Who will come first?"
He Peng pointed directly at Yimihua, just now he was still the target of three or four hundred million viewers, and now he doesn't dare to show his face when he dares to pick them up.
As a result, Yimihua was mistaken, grabbed He Peng's hand, and said happily when He Peng pulled back: "I knew that you were good to me, and I wouldn't rob you." β
He Peng: "......"
Damn, are Africans so self-indulgent?
The creature rolled its eyes, pulled its hand out, and hurriedly stepped back.
Yimihua came to the computer, and the people in the live broadcast room were instantly quiet, all staring at Yimihua with big eyes, and the result was that the more you looked, the darker it became.
"Black girl, you are the most beautiful black girl I have ever seen, there is no one, you must draw me. Suddenly, an audience member sent a message, which almost killed most of the audience in the live broadcast room.
Black girl?
I rub it, you really dare to scream, don't you know that this will make people ugly? It's okay to hit people without slapping their faces, and scolding people without revealing their shortcomings.
Just when everyone thought that Yimihua would be angry, who knew that Yimihua smiled brighter than the sun, and said excitedly: "Black girl, oh, I like this name, it's really good, it's too appropriate for me, thank you, I'll try my best to smoke you." β
Everyone: "......"
Sock, that's okay?
In an instant, the word black girl in the live broadcast room has completely become the word with the highest frequency, and the audience brushes wildly one by one, and even some people don't say anything, and the whole message is just two words - black girl.
Ye Fei covered his face and went directly to the side, saying in his heart that these people were really too fucked up when they were fucking, and they screamed that they didn't play anymore.
"Smoke, Miss Emihua, hurry up. Ye Fei urged on the side.
Imihua smiled and nodded, then took the mouse and tapped at the wheel of fortune.
The lucky wheel turned, and the live broadcast room was quiet again, this time there was really no one to speak, and everyone looked at the rotating lucky wheel with bated breath, guessing who the final winner was.
In the end, the lucky wheel stopped, and the lucky audience appeared, and many people laughed at the sight of this person.
Because this audience is also one of Ye Fei's old viewers, and it is a very sour old audience - wet people!
Seeing that the first lucky guest turned out to be a wet man, many viewers laughed and peed.
"I'm rubbing, wet man, did you write a Buddhist poem today?"
"Awesome, my wet man, the kid is too unlucky today, right?"
"Damn, that's okay? Lao Tzu really asked for all the great gods he could ask for just now, and he couldn't win it?"
"It's useless to ask for that thing now, you beg those gods and Buddhas, I don't think you have asked Yao Xiaoming's grandparents for inspiration. β
Yao Xiaoming: "......"
"Nima Egg!"
Everyone: "......"
This bear kid grabbed a microphone today, and it has been quiet for a long time, but this exit directly made everyone shut up again and scolded directly.
After scolding, Yao Xiaoming muttered.
"If you three or four hundred million people, if all of you beg my grandparents, how busy will they be? Do you still have time to take care of me? β
All again: "......"
This bear goods, can you say this?
Yao Jianshe and the peerless chicken completely knelt down for their son, didn't they see that the two of them didn't even say a word now?
When everyone was being scolded by Yao Xiaoming, the wet man sent a frightened expression, and then followed by an ecstatic expression, and sent a message: "My mother?"
I was excited and made a typo.
A group of people watched it with complete laughter, and there were too many strange things in today's live broadcast.
"Ahem, wet man, it's not your mother, it's you. β
"Brother Wetman, calm, typos are easy to mislead. β
"Calm down, you have to be able to calm down, brother, if it were you, you would be excited. β
"Wet man, I didn't mean that I drew you, although you are an old viewer, but I have really never seen you give Ye Shen a decent gift, brush the two spaceships to take a look. β
"Yes, wet man, we don't have a problem with when we don't tip, but today, if you don't tip, you really can't say it. β
Wet Man: "........."
The thing was speechless for a long time, and an old man in Nanjiang suddenly spoke.
"Wet people, it's still the same, do you sell places?billion!!"
An old man in Nanjiang said a word, and the live broadcast room was directly stewed.
Nearly 400 million people are dumb.
Billion!
In order to buy this quota, the old man directly exported one billion!
What is this concept?
How much he would want to get this spot!
Eat all over the world and laugh and say: "Old man, what about life?"
An old man in Nanjiang said with a smile: "If you don't play with your life, you can't help it, you can't draw me." β
"Can I follow a little?"
"Hehe, bidding is free, but let's see who can buy it in the end. β
"Okay, 1.1 billion!!"
Click~~
If you eat all over the world, it is like a spring thunder that exploded in the sky above the live broadcast room, which instantly made everyone in the live broadcast room crazy.
"I, I, I...... I'm rubbing. β
"Eleven...... My brains are going to explode, they're going to explode!"
"How can Nima do this? Brother Tianxia is not kind, you are going to kill everyone's rhythm with one sentence. β
Zhang Junwei sent a message at this time: "Let's join in the fun, add 100 million!"
Everyone: "............"
Matsui baby: "Xiba, you crazy people, follow 100 million!"
Again: "......"
Ma Dan, you also say that people are crazy, you are also a madman, a complete madman.
Before the people could react, Alaso rushed over.
"200 million, plus 200 million, I am bound to get this quota, everyone, for the sake of me as a minority, how about giving it to me?"
An old man in Nanjiang and a group of people: "......"
Minority?
I'll go to your sister, what kind of minority are you? Big brother, it's not good for a country, right?
Everyone can see that Alacao is also fighting hard for this place.
The price is higher and higher, and the last place was shouted to the price of 2 billion by these people!
Not to mention the audience, Ye Fei is going to faint.
Wori, should you be so crazy about your guest quota? Is it okay for Lao Tzu to stop live broadcasting? Is it good for Lao Tzu to just buy a quota?
Kyoto Qin family.
Qin Wuchen saw that these people had fried the number of guests to two billion in order to eat Ye Fei's food, and he really didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
He wanted to laugh because everyone saw that the Qin family dishes made by Ye Fei today were so competitive, and he didn't have to think about it later, the Qin family dishes would definitely be even more popular, one table banquet a day, and it was estimated that the orders would be lined up in a few years.
He wants to cry because of this price, although Lao Tzu's Qinjia cuisine is already a rich dish, although it is already a sky-high price in the eyes of many people, but compared with Ye Fei, Ma Dan, what is the difference between this and leftovers?
PP.com News Department.
Liu Feng jumped up without warning, then grabbed his keyboard excitedly, and slammed it against the table.
A good keyboard, the keys that were dropped by this thing three or two times flew around, startling everyone in the office.
"Liu Feng, are you really crazy?"
"What kind of planes? Neurotic!"
"It's floating, this thing is floating, now it's a celebrity in our news department, young people can't sink as soon as they become famous, and they start to float. β
Even his editor-in-chief ran over, stared at Liu Feng with a tiger face and said, "Liu Feng, are you really floating, or do you think I can't hold the knife?" If you don't give me a reasonable explanation, do you believe that I will cut you today?"
Liu Feng didn't say a word, he directly pulled his editor-in-chief to his seat, pointed to his computer, and said, "Ye Shen's guest quota, auction two billion! Give me a new keyboard!"
Editor-in-Chief: "...... Use mine first!"
It can be said that everyone is frightened by this price, because it is so exaggerated and unbelievable that many people can't even dream of such a situation.
The live broadcast room was completely chaotic, but people were chaotic but quieted down without warning, because everyone found a very serious problem, these local tyrants and gods threw more than a billion dollars, but as a wet man with a quota, there was no sound.
"I have a bad premonition, the wet man has to learn from the talented brother. Suddenly, a viewer message.
Brother Caizi: "...... Lie down the gun!"
"Wet man, what the hell are you doing? Let me tell you, if you want to learn from a talented brother, believe it or not, the 300 million people in the live broadcast room are even more fierce than He Peng?"
He Peng: "...... me tooγ β
Just when a group of people were crazy, Wet Man suddenly sent a message, and when he saw this message, the people in the live broadcast room fainted collectively.
Wet man: "In this situation, I want to write a poem!"