Chapter 110: An can tell that I am a male and a female
"Big beauty, little beauty, do you miss me?" When he returned to his courtyard and saw that the house was pitch black, Song Qingshu stepped forward and stretched out his hand to push.
"Whoosh!" Song Qingshu hurriedly dodged, looked at the golden snake cone between his fingers, and couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Forget it, you guys rest by yourself, I'll just find a place to sleep outside."
Leaning on the branch of a big tree in the courtyard, Song Qingshu was depressed: one monk carried water to drink, two monks carried water to drink, and three monks had no water to drink...... Now I can't even get the blessing of Qi people, how can I open a harem in the future......
"Who is it?" A pair of guards passing by on patrol stumbled upon a figure in the tree, and they were all shocked, drawing their swords and asking.
Song Qingshu showed his head and went out: "Don't make a fuss, it's me, the palace has not been peaceful recently, and I will stand on a high place at night in the future to monitor whether there is anything abnormal in the palace.
"Lord Song is really a role model for my generation!" several guards gave a thumbs up and smiled flatteringly.
As soon as everyone left, Song Qingshu immediately lay down on the tree, moved the nearby branches in front of him with his hands, closed his eyes and fell asleep directly: "What the hell, who has this spare time to help Kangxi take care of the family and the hospital at night, and I am not a husky."
On the second day, when the sky was just dawning, he heard the sound of the door opening below, Song Qingshu also woke up in a daze, and saw that the two girls began to freshen up and dress up in the courtyard, and hurriedly jumped down from the tree.
"Morning!" Song Qingshu moved his shoulders and said with a grin.
"Morning," Xia Qingqing replied lightly, and suddenly her expression became smiling, "Did Childe sleep well last night?"
"It's okay, it's okay, the moon stars are rare, and it has a different flavor." Song Qingshu snorted.
Li Yuanzhi couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed out loud: "We heard a loud bang in the middle of the night last night, I don't know what fell from the tree?"
"Yes, why didn't I hear that?" Song Qingshu looked embarrassed and said, "By the way, I'm going to go to the commander of the Protector today to see if the hostages from those sects have been sent, so I will leave first, and I won't talk to you." After saying that, he hurriedly ran away.
Not long after running out of the door, hearing a giggle from behind him, Song Qingshu couldn't help but stop and rub his buttocks, gasping: "It really fucking hurt yesterday, I don't know how Xiaolongnu managed to sleep on a rope."
When he came to Yingwumen, he picked up a cup of herbal tea and rinsed his mouth, Song Qingshu told the guards his intentions, and the guards hurriedly invited the commander of the escort army over.
"It turned out to be Lord Song." The commander of the army greeted him warmly, although his official power was higher than that of Song Qingshu, but he knew that Song Qingshu was now a celebrity in front of the emperor, and he learned from other channels that Song Qingshu was about to set up a "sticky pole", and he didn't dare to slack off.
"I've seen Lord Commander," Song Qingshu saluted and asked, "I wonder how many sect disciples have come to report now?"
"Judging by the roster, there should have been one hundred and three people," the Protector Commander flipped through a roster, "but it's not yet the deadline for reporting, so only thirty or so have arrived."
"Only about 30 people?" Song Qingshu was slightly disappointed, but after thinking about it, it was barely enough, and his mood improved slightly, "I'll take them away now, the Lord Commander has no opinion, right?"
"Of course not, the emperor has issued an order, let us try our best to cooperate with Lord Song, if Lord Song has any needs, just say." The Protector Commander patted his chest and said.
"Not for the time being, if necessary, I will come to trouble the Commander." After bidding farewell to the guard, Song Qingshu sighed in his heart that power is really a good thing.
But when he saw the thirty or so people under him, Song Qingshu couldn't laugh anymore.
"What kind of crooked winter melon and cracked jujube is this!" Song Qingshu sighed in his heart, pointing to the group of people in front of him, trembling all over.
"Isn't there anyone else in your respective sects? This one is as fat as a pig, this one...... It's actually a hunchback, and you, it's even more outrageous, it's actually a one-armed, you think you're Yang Guo......"
A few people named by him hurriedly nodded and said: "My lord, the rest of our sect is eager to enter the palace on an errand, but the imperial court's edict clearly states that the sons of the heads of various sects will be recruited into Beijing, and if there are no heirs, they will send their nephews into Beijing, and if they don't even have nephews, they will send the second generation of chief disciples to come...... Our respective sects are all strictly following the orders of the imperial court, and I hope that your lordship will be aware of it."
Looking at this group of people with different appearances, Song Qingshu couldn't help but think of the empty sons and maids in "Journey to the West" -, the same rotten onions!
With a hard sip, Song Qingshu turned around, "You, you, you, and you...... Out of the ranks."
The few people he named looked at each other and reluctantly stood up.
One has an elegant appearance and temperament, one is handsome, the other is masculine and mighty, and he is a tough guy, and the other two are twins, and they also have a breathtaking atmosphere.
Song Qingshu nodded, opened his mouth and said, "Finally, there are a few decent seedlings, which sect are you from?"
"In the Penglai faction, Chen Ke is quite familiar with Penglai swordsmanship." The elegant man said.
"In the lower flying crane gate, I am good at the judge's pen and point kung fu." The handsome boy said.
"In the lower god fist door Malai, a pair of palm kung fu is passable." The mighty man opened his mouth like a bell.
"Our brother is from the Iron Palm Sect, and he practices Iron Sand Palm Kung Fu." Said the other twins
[,!]"What good hands can these third-rate sects have?" Song Qingshu didn't care in his heart, and replied casually: "In that case, a few of you will be responsible for training the rest of the people's martial arts, and after all the people have arrived, I will train you in a unified manner." Song Qingshu had been thinking about the battle of the full moon a few days later at this time, and seeing that this group of people was too good and bad, he didn't bother to care about it now, so he turned around and left after speaking.
"My lord, will we be here in the future?" Chen Ke hesitated for a moment, but still asked.
"Yes, you will stay in this school during this time to practice martial arts, and the diet of your residence will be arranged by eunuchs, remember not to cross the north of the Qianqing Gate, otherwise you will break into the inner palace, which is a big crime to kill." I don't know why, Song Qingshu suddenly wanted to see the undefeated side of the East, and after answering, he went to the undefeated residence of the East.
Thinking of the Oriental girl of the Sunflower Eunuch, and then thinking of the full and soft feel of the night when he started, Song Qingshu couldn't help but wonder, it seems that today's Dongfang Undefeated has become a woman, but I don't know if it is because the Sunflower Treasure Book is too magical, and the guide zhì man changes gender, or Dongfang Undefeated is originally a woman.
Walking nearby, Song Qingshu felt the terrifying aura in the courtyard from a distance, and couldn't help but hesitate for a while: "After fighting with her that night, she must have suspected me, if she sees the horse's feet later, the so-called tiger's ass can't be touched, thinking of what I did that night, she will definitely kill me."
"Lord Song visited the East early in the morning, I don't know what happened?" A faint voice came from inside the room.
Listening to the deep male voice, Song Qingshu was puzzled again, "Die, die, gamble." Having made up his mind, Song Qingshu gritted his teeth and asked, "Song wants to ask the Eastern Sect Master whether he is a man or a woman?"
"What!" The voice was full of anger, and a red shadow shot out from the room, coming to Song Qingshu, his eyes staring at him sharply, "You say it again?"
Song Qingshu was full of energy, secretly defensive, and said: "Before, the Sunflower Ancestor told Song that the Oriental Sect Master was a woman, and Song felt a little shocked, so he came to verify it."
"Song Qingshu, are you sure that the decisive battle between this seat and Old Man Feng is imminent, and you dare not waste your skills on you?" Dongfang Undefeated sneered.
"Don't dare," Song Qingshu secretly sweated, "But the sect leader is a smart person, so he naturally knows how to choose."
"Lord Song, this seat knows that your skills have increased a lot recently, but you can't help but overestimate your ability, even if this seat takes your life, it will not affect the future competition." Dongfang Undefeated sneered.
"Although Song's skills are low, he will never be arrogant," Song Qingshuyun smiled lightly, "If the sect leader was really as sure as you said, he would have already made a move."
Seeing that although Song Qingshu was standing in front of him with low eyebrows, his figure was always moving slowly with his qi, turning many of his potential offensives into invisibility, Dongfang Undefeated was also surprised in his heart: if he wants to win, I'm afraid he will have to spend a lot of effort.
With a cold snort, Dongfang Undefeated put away his strength, stood with his hands in his hands, looked at the rising sun in the distance and said lightly: "Whether this seat is a man or a woman, does it matter to Lord Song?"
Song Qingshu had always thought that Dongfang Undefeated was a perverted shemale, and this kind of monster that was neither male nor female should purify the environment when he died.
Don't underestimate this, for a master of their level, Feng Qingyang can already get enough information from Song Qingshu's words, and he knows himself and his opponent, on the contrary, Dongfang is undefeated but knows nothing about Feng Qingyang's martial arts, and only speculates based on some martial arts rumors, if they really fight, I am afraid they will suffer a big loss.
When he learned that Dongfang Undefeated might be a girl, Song Qingshu's position suddenly wavered, I don't know why, he subconsciously didn't want the female version of Dongfang Undefeated to have any misfortunes, maybe it was influenced by the film and television dramas of his previous life, maybe it was the pity in his bones that he made it again, or maybe it was the feeling of soft hands that night that made him reluctant to give up......
Of course, Song Qingshu didn't dare to say this to Dongfang Undefeated, so he had to reply: "If the sect leader is a man, Song will turn around and leave, and he will not dare to continue to disturb the sect leader Qing Xiu; If the sect leader is a woman, Song has a word to tell him, which is related to the success or failure of the sect leader's battle of the full moon."
Song Qingshu is sure that if the other party is a man or a ladyboy, with his character of looking down on the world, he will definitely disdain to lie in order to listen to his own words.
"Tell me about it." Oriental Undefeated neither admits nor denies, a pretty face that is difficult to distinguish between men and women does not show the slightest emotion.