Chapter 226: Mr. Belly Tanning
"Okay!" Under Dong Lei's nervous persuasion, Gu Changshengyun spit out a word lightly, hooked the corners of his lips and looked at Huo Shuixian, "If I can invite Mr. Banshan out of the mountain, what should you do?"
"Snort!" Huo Shuixian sneered, his face full of confidence and disdain, "Idiot dreaming!"
Huo Shuixian firmly believed in his heart that Gu Changsheng would not win, who was Mr. Banshan? He didn't even care about several conscriptions from the imperial court, how could he serve this slut?
It's simply impossible!
Gu Changsheng shrugged his shoulders indifferently, pointed at Huo Shuixian with his long hand, and his phoenix eyes narrowed slightly, "If I invite Mr. Banshan out of the mountain, girl, please roll out of my sight mellowly, don't dirty the air I breathe anymore, okay?"
Gu Changsheng said as he spoke, his fingers shook at the same time, that look, he disliked as much as he wanted.
"You!" Huo Shuixian's face suddenly turned red, and he gritted his teeth and clenched his fingers.
The two of them stood at the door, the other in the main hall, the atmosphere was tense, and the smoke of gunpowder was everywhere, as if the next moment this place would become a bloody battlefield.
"What are you doing?" returned to the scholar's inkstone in the front yard, feeling the strange and dangerous atmosphere here, and frowned slightly.
"It's nothing!" Gu Changsheng shrugged innocently, she was really nothing, but the beauty on the other side was eager to tear her up.
Yan Tai glanced around the two of them in disbelief, looked at Huo Shuixian in the room, and said without humility or arrogance, "Miss Huo, my husband is invited." ”
When Huo Shuixian, who was originally like an arrow on the bow, heard this, he immediately smiled like a flower, looked at Gu Changsheng mockingly, and raised his chin proudly.
"Did you hear that? Mr. Banshan, please! Gu Changsheng, I'll just say, as a person like you who is vulgar and unreadable, Zhou Shibo doesn't even bother to see it! Not to mention anything else!"
Gu Changsheng's eyebrows raised slightly, and he took a deep breath.
The smell of medicine on this little scholar's body is so familiar......
"Hmph! Sure enough, what kind of girl there is, what kind of master there is!" Yantai glanced at Huo Shuixian like an idiot, and in the few days they stayed here, Yantai was very dissatisfied with them, and now when he saw her so rude, he was even more scornful.
Under Huo Shuixian's shocked eyes, the inkstone turned to Gu Changsheng, and the thug gave a slight salute, "The inkstone has seen the immortal lady, the immortal lady, my husband is invited." ”
This rude scholar was so arrogant to her that he actually saluted Gu Changsheng!
She is the lady of the Taifu Mansion! There is even a day when she is treated differently!
Why?
"My husband is in the backyard, come with me. After Yan Tai finished saying this, he stretched out his hand to Gu Changsheng and made a gesture of please, "Changsheng lady, please here." ”
Seeing this, Huo Shuixian walked out indignantly, looked at Gu Changsheng with unkind eyes, and said hatefully, "What means did you use again?"
"No, it's not right under your nose, I didn't even say a word, what means can I use?" Gu Changsheng spread his hands very innocently, "Girl, you really think too much, this is easy to give birth to a ...... early"
"Hmph!" Huo Shuixian snorted disdainfully, and took the lead in chasing in the direction of the inkstone.
Gu Changsheng raised his eyebrows slightly, smiled noncommittally, and walked to the backyard.
This small courtyard looks inconspicuous from the outside, and the front yard is also very decent, but when it comes to the backyard, it makes people feel refreshed, because the whole backyard is filled with the fragrance of paper and ink, and the smell of books is strong.
But in the blink of an eye, the corners of Gu Changsheng's mouth twitched violently.
I saw that on a rockery in the backyard, an old man was lying there in disheveled clothes basking in the sun, and he was patting his exposed belly for a while!
"Scared!" Huo Shuixian, who was walking in front, exclaimed, and hurriedly covered his eyes and turned around.
Gu Changsheng looked at the oily belly with great interest, and his eyes were shining brightly under the sun......
"Disheveled, unorthodox, as a woman, you still can't take your eyes off it!" Huo Shuixian turned his back and glanced at Gu Changsheng, who was looking energetically, and the disdain in his eyes was self-evident.
She had heard that Mr. Banshan was uninhibited by nature, but where did she think that he would be uninhibited to such an extent, knowing that a female guest was visiting, he was lying in the yard in disheveled clothes!
It's just disrespectful!
"Poof!" Gu Changsheng looked at the old man who was very comfortable with his eyes closed, and tried his best not to let himself laugh, but in the end, he couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.
"Uhh
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Gu Changsheng hurriedly stopped laughing, and explained with a smile on his face, "I just heard that the ancients had a habit of drying books, but I didn't expect to have the opportunity to see the real version today." ”
There are arrogant literati and scholars, who believe in "poetry and books in their belly", and they are drying their belly to show their talents and unique tastes, Gu Changsheng gave thirty-two likes to this maverick Mr. Banshan from the bottom of his heart.
It's bold enough! I actually showed my breasts in front of the female guest, and I was as calm as I was disposing of!
"On the autumn evening of drying books, washing medicine Shiquan incense, Mr. is so Yaxing, presumably the old disease of the cervical spine has improved a lot. Gu Changsheng stepped forward and bowed.
Yantai looked at the woman in front of him in shock, he didn't expect her to be a doctor with such knowledge.
"The plaster has been pasted for several months, and it is difficult for the old man to think about it badly, the immortal lady, I haven't seen you for a few months, don't come to harm?" Seeing that it was no longer a book, Mr. Banshan sighed, raised his hand to lift the hem of his clothes, and sat up cross-legged from the rockery.
Gu Changsheng saw his face, hooked his lips and smiled, she really guessed correctly, this Mr. Banshan, with a white face and long beard, although he was old, his elegant temperament was difficult to hide, it was the old man who went to the hospital when it opened for free a few months ago.
At that time, he was looking at the old disease of the cervical spine, and Gu Changsheng specially refined the musk chasing wind paste for him, the musk chasing wind paste was extremely volatile, and it was close to it for a long time, and even the scholar's inkstone was stained with the medicinal fragrance of the plaster.
"It is the blessing of immortality to be able to relieve the pain of Mr. Banshan's illness, and it is the sin of immortality to disturb Mr. to publish his book. Gu Changsheng's rare courtesy was thoughtful, and he saluted again.
Huo Shuixian turned around in disbelief, seeing that the two were talking happily, he was slightly annoyed, but in front of Mr. Banshan, he didn't dare to attack.
A person of prestige like Mr. Banshan, a word of praise can push people to the clouds, and a word of slander can make people discredited, even if it is Huo Shuixian, he does not dare to make a mistake in front of him.
"Narcissus has seen Zhou Shibo. Timidly turned around and saw that Mr. Banshan had already tidied up his clothes, Huo Shuixian hurriedly straightened his body, his waist hung slightly, and bowed.
Mr. Banshan looked at her at this time, raised his hand and stroked his long beard, and said without changing his face, "The granddaughter of the old man of the Huo family, she doesn't look bad......
Huo Shuixian was overjoyed when he heard this, and he was busy giving a salute, "Thank you, Mr. Banshan, my grandfather often mentions Shibo, every time he mentions it, he always praises him, and Shibo is a rare literati in the world, who is rich in learning and five cars, and his talent is admired by the world......"
Mr. Banshan waved his hand disdainfully and interrupted, "Don't say anything flattering, haven't you already left, what are you doing back?"
"Narcissus has specially prepared a small gift, and I have come to thank Shibo for his containment a few days ago. Hearing this, Huo Shuixian hurriedly glanced at the subordinates behind him.
The two family members understood, and immediately stepped forward with two gift boxes.
"Narcissus is fortunate to have a piece of Zhaoqing's inkstone, and it should have been some time, but I don't know which dynasty and what dynasty it came from, and I asked Shibo to taste it. Huo Shuixian picked up a gift box and handed it to the scholar inkstone, with a dignified and decent smile on his face, "I heard that Shibo likes tea, these are some coarse teas brought by Shuixian from Shangjing, and I hope Shibo will not dislike it." ”
The scholar inkstone turned out to be the gift box, opened it and handed it to Mr. Banshan.
Mr. Banshan glanced at it and nodded with satisfaction, "Yes, the top-grade Duan Yan of the previous dynasty is considered to be your heart." ”
"Xie Shibo praised. Huo Shuixian leaned over again and glanced at Gu Changsheng sideways mockingly.
"Lady Changsheng, what kind of gift did you bring when you came to visit the old man?" Mr. Banshan just glanced at the inkstone, and didn't look at it anymore, but turned his head to look at Gu Changsheng, his wise eyes flashing with essence.
Gu Changsheng glanced at the two boys who were following her and touched his nose in embarrassment.
She originally wanted to prepare the four treasures of the study room as Lilly, but after thinking about it, she felt deliberate, so she changed it to the most ordinary teacher ceremony.
Now, with Huo Shuixian's luxury gift in front, it is a little difficult to get it.
But Mr. Banshan was still staring at her with great interest, and he would definitely not be able to hide, Gu Changsheng had to clear his throat and replied in a loud voice, "Ten pieces of bacon, one color of chicken, duck and fish elbow!"
"Ahem!" the scholar on the side covered his lips and smiled lowly.
"Snort!" Huo Shuixian sneered unabashedly.
"Oh, take it to the old man and take a look. Mr. Banshan beckoned to the scholar.
"Yes!" The little scholar Yantai stopped smiling, answered, turned around and took Gu Changsheng's gift, and presented it.
"It is said that the courtesy is light and affectionate, I originally wanted to send goose feathers, and I was afraid of blaspheming Mr., so I prepared this decent courtesy, and I hope Mr. is not strange. Seeing this, Gu Changsheng hurriedly explained.
God is pitiful, when she was originally entangled in gifts, she was so anxious that she really wanted to send a goose feather to finish the job, but her family collectively objected, so it was over.
Gift-giving is a technical job, too heavy and too light gifts are missing the middle way, Gu Changsheng finally chose the most practical one, the reason is that even if Mr. Banshan doesn't accept it, he can still eat it when he takes it home!
But who came up with the idea of making a bet with Zhou Zongbao, which made Gu Changsheng a little hairy......
It seems that this gift, Mr. Banshan has to accept it, and if he doesn't accept it, he has to accept it! Because Gu Changsheng didn't plan to give him a chance to return the gift!
"Well, the color and fragrance are all three, it is a good gift, but the meaning of this ceremony makes it difficult for the old man. Mr. Banshan nodded in satisfaction, then shook his head.