Chapter 138: Kill Me (Chapter 1)
Shibatian was really depressed, he never thought that one day he would dislike his big belly, looked at his big belly, and then looked at the plate of fish-flavored shredded meat held by the peerless chicken, Shibatian wanted to cry without tears.
"Chicken, come, how about we discuss something again?"
The peerless chicken's eyes lit up, and he said: "Lao Shi, I don't want too much, add 30% to the price just now, how about it?" If you agree, we will eat this dish for the two of us, if you don't agree, even if you bring four bodyguards, I won't give it to you." ”
Shi Batian's cheeks trembled violently, thought about it for a long time, and finally gritted his teeth and said ruthlessly: "Deal!"
The peerless chicken succeeded, and suddenly the big eyes that smiled turned into a crescent moon.
"Brother, can you help my sister get two pairs of chopsticks?"
Ye Fei looked at Shi Batian and the peerless chicken and smiled, and then he took out two pairs of ivory chopsticks and handed them over.
To be honest, although he also wants to eat the dishes he cooks now, he is not as eager as before, because he knows that his reward will definitely set a record again today, and with money, he can buy what he wants to eat from the system.
Well.
That's right.
If you have money, you have to live the life of a rich man.
What kind of fifteen-dollar fast food, I don't eat it myself, at least twenty starts at the same time.
After taking the chopsticks, Shi Batian and the peerless chicken dried directly against a plate of fish-flavored shredded pork.
Fish-flavored shredded pork is a relatively good delicacy in Sichuan cuisine, and it stands to reason that you should eat something.
But Ye Fei didn't have any food here at all, so the food Batian and the peerless chicken were pure vegetables.
Far from being unaccustomed to the two of them, one is faster than the other is putting down the chopsticks.
Ye Fei looked at the two people who were like big children, and then came outside crying and laughing.
Sitting in front of the computer, Ye Fei saw that his live broadcast room was full of gifts.
Seeing this scene, all of Ye Fei's exhaustion was swept away, and he muttered again in his heart: "Smash me, smash me, oh, don't stop." ”
Everyone in the live broadcast room saw Ye Fei sitting in front of the computer, and suddenly shouted all over the world: "Stop!
Ye Fei: "............."
He really wants to run over and eat all over the world to play with his life, what are you doing, how comfortable is the rhythm of this reward, which door are you shouting!
With an order to eat all over the world, everyone knows that it is time for the second and final lottery today.
In fact, they don't have to eat all over the world to shout, and they all consciously stop rewarding.
When can't you tip?
The most important thing now is the draw!!
Ye Fei looked at the live broadcast room that was cleaner than his face in an instant, and directly had the urge to run, and as soon as he ran, their reward began.
But this kind of thing can only be thought about, Ye Fei would never do such a tasteless thing.
Seeing that everyone was quiet, Ye Fei smiled and said: "Friends are enthusiastic enough, Ye Fei thanks again, today's two dishes have ended, back to the pot meat and fish-flavored shredded pork, now it's time to draw the lucky audience for the second time, now please ......"
Ye Fei wanted to say that he had invited Sister Lin, but when he thought that the peerless chicken was fighting with the food tyrant in the kitchen, he smiled apologetically at the video and said, "Wait a minute, I'll see if I'm done eating." ”
As he spoke, Ye Fei stood up and ran to the kitchen, and saw that there was a plate full of fish-flavored shredded meat just now, and now there was only one plate left that was cleaner than washing.
On the side, the peerless chicken Lin Jiani put the head of the chopsticks in her mouth.
And Shi Batian put the chopsticks on the table, but there was a lot of fish-flavored shredded meat soup on his face.
Ye Fei: "..........."
"Brother Batian, wash your face first. ”
Shi Batian was a little confused: "What are you doing washing your face?"
The peerless chicken bent down with a smile and said, "Lao Shi, I just said that the plate can't be licked, there is a lot of fish-flavored shredded meat soup on your face, if you go out like this, Ye Fei's audience won't laugh at you?"
Shi Batian: "........... me, wash your face first, Brother Ye, your plate is a bit big, bigger than my face." ”
Ye Fei smiled: "Next time, use a small plate." ”
Who knew that Shi Batian hurriedly stopped it, and said, "No, no, I'll use a bigger one next time." ”
"Why?" Ye Fei asked puzzled.
Shi Batian said as a matter of course: "There are many big plates." ”
Ye Fei: "......... Okay, but Brother Deception, Sister Lin, it's time to draw lucky viewers for the second time, it was Brother Deception who drew it just now, and now I have to bother Sister Lin. ”
Lin Jiani, the peerless chicken, said with a smile: "Little brother, today is the happiest day my sister has had in the past few years, and I can eat two completely different foods. ”
Speaking of this, Lin Jiani suddenly came to Ye Fei, then approached Ye Fei's ear, and whispered: "Little guy, if you have any requests, my sister will agree to you." ”
Ye Fei: "........."
When Lin Jiani approached him, he felt a breathing feminine aura rushing to his nose, and then rushed into his brain, directly interrupting his normal thinking.
Hearing Lin Jiani's words again, Ye Fei was really a little impulsive.
But fortunately, this product is backed by the system, and he quickly sobered up, and hurriedly said: "Sister Lin, don't tease me, hurry up, the audience is waiting for you." ”
Lin Jiani pursed her lips and smiled, and then stepped on her high heels and came to the computer.
As soon as the audience in the live broadcast room saw Lin Jiani coming, they immediately became excited.
"Sister Ji is here. ”
"Sister Ji is really beautiful, if I have such a beautiful wife, I ...... every day"
"You have a yarn every day, you are hollowed out every day, and you walk by the wall every day. ”
"I do!!"
"Damn, don't be poor, Sister Ji will be angry in a while, it's quiet, Sister Ji is going to help us draw lucky audiences." ”
Lin Jiani, a woman who often goes in and out of the casino, what kind of person has never seen her, it can be said that she walks freely in all kinds of people, of course, she will not worry about Ye Fei's audience, but smiled and said: "Everyone, are you ready? I'm going to smoke." ”
"Sister Ji, I've been ready for a long time, hurry up and pump me. ”
"Pump me, pump me, pump me. ”
"Sister Ji, for the sake of being a woman, pump me, please pump me. ”
"Sister Ji, I'm really a teacher, if you smoke me, I really don't charge a penny for Xiao Ming as a tutor. ”
"I'm a fitness coach, Sister Ji, pump me, I can personally guide you to work out and make your body hotter. ”
"Huh~~~ Fitness coach, can you help me? I want to lose weight. ”
As soon as the fitness coach heard that someone was looking for him, although his eyes were still staring at the peerless chicken, he still replied: "Of course there is no problem, as an excellent fitness coach, I will let each of my students practice the most beautiful body." ”
"Great, great, I'm missing a coach like you right now. ”
"What is your current body ........?"
"One meter five, two hundred and thirty pounds. ”
"................ you kill me!!"
I recommend the book "Artifact Planting Space" again, the author is really a very diligent person, and now it is updated every day, and you can take a look at your brothers and sisters if you like it!