Chapter 197: Red Sleeves Add Fragrance to the Night
Han Shan and a few of Emperor Zhou Lin's henchmen and eunuchs watched like that, and Prince Bao rushed over and scuffled with Emperor Zhou Lin, anxious like ants on a hot pot, but he didn't dare to step forward to pull it.
"Foolish! Stupid and incompetent waste! Lone let you slaughter Xiaoqiu Manmen, Lone let you take advantage of my absence to play the black hand, Lone beat you to death, old immortal!"
Emperor Zhou Lin has been in a high position for a long time, but now he has been beaten with a crooked dragon crown, torn off his dragon robe, and he has just been angry with Zhou Mu and Gu Chang, and his temper has also come up, and he is suddenly torn apart with Zhou Zongbao.
You give me a punch, I'll give you a kick, the two don't give in to each other, and they still scream and curse in their mouths.
"I act impartially, who is as disrespectful and emotional as you, I am your imperial brother!"
"Lone doesn't have a royal brother with a wine bag and rice bag like you, you are a fool, Lone wants to rip off your dragon robe, Lone looks at you as an emperor who is tired of being crooked!"
"You pick! you pick, you pick, you come and sit, I really scared you?"
"Tear the ......"
Chaozhu scattered all over the place, jumping everywhere, frightening Han Shan and the others to flee in panic.
"His Royal Highness Prince Bao, stop, Your Majesty, Your Majesty, stop fighting. ”
Han Shan only dared to persuade from afar, and didn't dare to start at all, there were scufflers on the ground, one was His Majesty today, the body of the ninety-five, and the other was the Prince Bao who was the king side by side, the body of ten thousand gold, neither of them could be touched casually, and he couldn't pull any of them!
The movement of the Qiankun Hall was very large, and when the Ouchi guards on duty arrived, they were all stunned when they saw this situation.
Your Majesty, the Ninety-Five, actually fought with someone?
There are still people who dare to fight with His Majesty?
Oh my God!
The rookie little guard came back to his senses, his face was excited, and he sent the spear forward, and he didn't forget to greet his own boss, "Boss, why are you still stunned, save the driver! This is a great credit, don't take it for nothing!"
"Smack!"
A slap was mercilessly slapped on the back of his head, and the leader of the guards scolded in a low voice with a look of hatred, "You are a second shortage!
The rookie guard was beaten and couldn't touch the north, and then looked at the ground, His Majesty was fighting with someone, the dragon crown fell off, the hair was messy, the morning beads were scattered, and the dragon robe was about to be torn into tatters......
"I haven't seen anyone more lacking than you, open your dog's eyes wide and see clearly, that's Prince Bao! His Royal Highness Prince Bao, who is the king side by side! The emperor's younger brother, Prince Bao, the little overlord of Hetian who everyone in Beijing is frightened and avoids, do you have the courage to try to save the driver? If you dare to save this, tomorrow you will be stripped naked and hung on the city wall, Prince Bao is used to doing this, the people who have been hung on the city wall by him all these years, if not eighty, there must be a hundred!" The leader of the guards explained in a frightened whisper, and finally pulled the rookie guard back a few steps, "People are fighting and their brothers and two dragons are playing with beads, what's the matter with our little fish and shrimp? Honestly, stand behind me!"
They whispered here, only dared to look from afar, and did not dare to approach, on the battlefield over there, Emperor Zhou Lindi's condition was already very bad.
His eyes were blackened, blood droplets were hanging on his nose, and the corners of his mouth were even more broken, and he couldn't tell how embarrassed he was.
Although Emperor Zhou Lin also practiced martial arts when he was young, after all, after many years of pampering and old age, he soon fell behind.
There is a good saying, a good man does not suffer immediate losses, Emperor Zhou Lin knew in his heart that Zhou Zongbao beat him in vain, and when he was young, he could still find his father and queen mother to comment, but now it is okay, there is no one who can judge! Yes, Emperor Zhou Lin found a gap, rolled on the spot, got up and ran to the harem.
He can't count on asking someone to save him, looking at the Zhou Dynasty, I'm afraid that few people dare to block Zhou Zongbao's way, no way, run!
Emperor Zhou Lin ran in front, and Zhou Zongbao chased after him with teeth and claws.
"Zhou Lin, you stand alone, you bastard!"
The closest to the Qiankun Palace is Yanxi Palace, which lives in Xi Guifei, Emperor Zhou Lin's feet are oiled, running fast, in front of Zhou Zongbao's eyes, fleeing for his life seems to have crashed into the door of Xi Guifei's bedroom.
The eunuch and palace maid who kept vigil were stunned for a moment, and saw a bright yellow figure flashing by, and in a blink of an eye, she plunged into the red tent of Concubine Xi.
When Zhou Zongbao chased after him with a shoe, he watched Emperor Zhou Lin jump into the Hongluo soft tent.
Behind him, it was like pulling a radish and bringing mud, followed by countless eunuchs, guards and palace maids.
Zhou Zongbao looked at the closed red Luo soft tent and yelled twice.
"Brother Bao, Concubine Xi is not wearing clothes, she is also your sister-in-law, you dare to open the Luo tent and try!" Emperor Zhou Lin gasped while covering the mouth of the panicked Xi Guifei and yelled outside the Luo tent.
Zhou Zongbao waited for the two curtains with his eyes split, his face was red and blue, and he said hatefully, "Zhou Lin, you are old and shameless, you actually ran away from the woman's bed!"
The old folds on Emperor Zhou Lindi's face were wrinkled, and he glanced at his torn dragon robe, and couldn't help but smile bitterly in his heart.
If he doesn't run away, he will become the first emperor in the history of the Zhou Dynasty to be beaten to death by the first emperor! That is the most ridiculous joke in the world!
Zhou Zongbao took a shoe and circled around the red tent a few times, in the end, he was helpless, so he had to put down the cruel words, "You wait for Lonely, Lone first gives Xiaoqiu's family ordinary, and then comes here to block you, Lone doesn't believe it, you can still hide in a woman's bed for the rest of your life!"
Facts have proved that it is indeed impossible for Emperor Zhou Lindi to hide in a woman's bed for the rest of his life, but it is impossible for him to wait for Zhou Zongbao to block it, so he changed to a woman's bed and continued to hide!
It's good to be an emperor, there are many women, and there are many beds to hide!
While starting to investigate the Han family's treason, Zhou Zongbao, who came to block Emperor Zhou Lin, was stunned for three days and didn't even see the figure of Emperor Zhou Lin......
All of a sudden, all the officials in Beijing were panicked, and they saw Prince Bao from a distance, and they all took a detour, and it was absolutely impossible to see the emperor, because since Prince Bao returned to the court, the emperor had never been in the court......
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Of course, Gu Changsheng didn't know the excitement of Shangjing, she was buried in the depths of Baili Mountain at this time, studying medicinal materials and writing books with peace of mind.
She said that she would teach her 800 men the art of war and strategy, but it was not a joke, she always talked about it.
Yes, she hit the idea on Zhou Mu, as the undefeated God of War General Wang, such a free art of war teacher is simply a tyrannical thing, isn't it?
But what disappointed her was that Zhou Mu actually told him that there was no ready-made strategy in the march at this time, and most of them were passed on by word of mouth and accumulated experience!
This is embarrassing for Gu Changsheng, he almost didn't hit the wall and died.
In Zhou Mu's inexplicable eyes, he despised their cultural backwardness.
No way, get ready to write!
Anyway, the art of war in her mind is not old or young, thinking about her previous life, her erudition and strong memory can be regarded as useful.
What is "General Introduction to the Eight Formations", "Taigong's Art of War", "Hundred Battles", "Guiguzi", "Celin", "Thirty-six Strategies", "Sun Tzu's Art of War"...... There are all kinds of things, as long as she can think of them, write them all down.
When Zhou Mu heard this, she consciously played the role of a grinding scholar, and threatened to be a person who added fragrance to the night with red sleeves, and accompanied her to write books and speak.
On the first day Gu Changsheng entered the study, he silently wrote the "Eight Formations Overview" written by Ma Long, a famous general of the Western Jin Dynasty, who was a famous weapon innovator and made good use of formations.
Gu Changsheng wrote a vigorous and powerful hand, the pen is a dragon, the wind is strong, and Zhou Mu is amazed by this good hand, "Changsheng and my love, this hand alone cannot be achieved without ten years of ink washing." ”
When Gu Changsheng heard this, he glared at the wolf in his hand, "Nonsense! I have practiced for a full fifteen years to have such a pen skill, ten years, you practice one and show me!"
Hearing this, Zhou Mu took the pen in her hand, picked up a piece of paper and wrote a few words.
"Longevity, life, me, love ......" Gu Changsheng stood beside him in red, and with the font displayed by his pen, he read out word by word, and after reading it, Gu Changsheng's whole person was not good.
Between the font structure, it is seven or eight points like her words, and even more than her words, there is a trace of madness and unruliness, with a trace of domineering domination in the world.
This word is a few points better than hers!
"Demon!" Gu Changsheng, who recognized the truth, was injured internally...... That wants to cry without tears!
She lived for twenty-nine years in her previous life, and she has always been proud of her good calligraphy, which is not as good as Zhou Mu, a twenty-year-old native!
This is really, unreasonable!
Seeing her like this, Zhou Mu smiled dotingly, and raised his hand to soothe her bun.
Gu Changsheng was angry and dodged away, pushing him to the side, "Aren't you here to add fragrance to the red sleeves? Why do I think you're here to add to the blockage? Go and go! Go and go, don't bother me with this, I can't even be silent!"
Hit a mallet and give a sweet date, she is not a three-year-old child, so she is not so easy to fool!
Zhou Mu was not angry when she saw this, picked up her new work that had not yet dried, and smiled at her, "This is the art of war that you threatened to write? ”
Gu Changsheng immediately glared again, pointed at Zhou Mu with the tip of his pen, and said in an unkind tone, "What do you mean? What do you mean? Demon, if you want me to say that you are envious, jealous and hateful, you are not talented, and you have already become famous all over the world with half of the medical books, I don't believe you go out to ask, the person who practices medicine and asks medicine, which one doesn't know the "Gu's Pharmaceutical School Note" from my Gu Changsheng's hand, hum!"
"After all, the way of military service is different from medicine, and you are from a family of medicine. Zhou Mu still didn't believe that she could acquiesce in how advanced the art of war, in fact, he didn't believe that the place she came from was really as prosperous as she said.
"That's my life! I came from a military family in my previous life!" Gu Changsheng glanced at him angrily, and snorted, "Speak with facts, see the real chapter in the pen, read it yourself!"