Chapter 182: The Tiger's Ass Can Be Touched
Updated: 2013-05-29
Li Yundao got up at 5:30 with the little lama, who was still thunderous, and began to teach the ten forces to practice calligraphy after the exercise. Two months ago, Shili's character was rated as "getting better" by Li Yundao, and then he began to let him get rid of the copying and pasting. One article did not take too much time, the little lama gradually formed between the lines, what was missing was time and experience, but there were a few more compassionate Buddha breaths.
seems to know that Li Yundao has a big event today, Shili took the initiative to let Fei Dashao send him to school, Fei Dashao heard it, and was so happy: the last time he sent the little fairy to school, he benefited a lot with a little click, and the pocket money he made in the stock market recently was surprised even by Luo Da Beauty. At breakfast, Shili, who was dressed in a lama's red robe, took a string of Buddhist beads from his neck, no more, no less, exactly one hundred and eight, and after wrapping it in several circles, he personally helped Li Yundao put it on the wrist of his left hand, and after that, he also instructed: "Brother Yundao, it's not good to kill people." ”
Li Yundao no longer thought that the little lama was talking about a joke, and the last time Shi Li told him the same thing, he encountered that month of dark wind and high murderous night, and human life seemed to have become a number game. However, the eldest young master of the Fei family listened to the words of the little lama, and looked suspicious: "Wouldn't it be a loss if someone kills him?"
Shi Li stared at Li Yundao and shouted a Buddha horn, and his immature voice was still full of Buddha's breath: "Master said, I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?" Master also said that if he kills, he will be killed, but he will help Brother Yundao read a few more volumes when he goes down the mountain. ”
Li Yundao suddenly frowned: "The old guy has gone down the mountain? What should I do with the old man?" The old man is the old donkey on the mountain, old and long, and his eyes are not very good, it is said that he followed the old lama to travel all over the world, and his generation and experience are quite scary, but in the end he willingly became the mount of Li Da Diao Min up and down the jade road.
Shili suddenly grinned and said happily: "In the future, I can ask the old man to take me to school." ”
Li Yundao and the Fei family looked at each other. The little lama rode a donkey to school, and it was really difficult for him to go to the streets like this, and it would be difficult for him not to be on the news.
Li Yundao thought for a while before saying, "No, I'll say hello to Gao Pang and see if he can bring Lao Mo with him when he comes back here." It's just that the journey is a bit long, can the old beast afford to eat?"
Shili nodded, but did not say anything, obviously still having illusions about riding the old man to school. After breakfast, the little guy went back to his room, packed his schoolbag, and prepared for school. When Feibao took Shili out, Li Yundao went back to the room alone, took out a cloth package from the cabinet, and pressed a yellowed side at the bottom. Li Yundao didn't know when the old lama secretly stuffed the scriptures into it, otherwise how could this guy who was familiar with the scriptures so easily let the old lama who had been fighting for more than 20 years succeed? After looking at the scriptures twice, Li Yundao softly scolded the "old god stick" twice, and then put the things away and put them back in the closet.
At 8:30 a.m. in summer, the sun was blazing, and the cement pavement seemed to be about to melt. Li Yundao stood at the door of the Public Security Bureau but felt a chill, and couldn't help but touch the Buddha beads on his wrist with his hand, so that he could settle down and deliberate on things.
When he was wondering whether to call Ge Qing, a Toyota off-road with a police sign stopped next to Li Yundao, the window gradually lowered, and the coolness hit. Ge Qing in the driver's seat was expressionless, and his tone was cold: "Get in the car." ”
Li Yundao opened the car door and sat in the passenger seat. When the police car passed by the door of the communication room, the old man in the security uniform glanced at it casually, and then looked sympathetic, shook his head and said regretfully: "Another ...... that fell into the hands of Ge Laohu"
I don't know if it's because of Li Yundao, Captain Ge has a gloomy face, as if he owes her millions all day long, and he doesn't want to say a word, but he is still meticulous in his work. With her coming forward, most of the previous formalities were handled by the old man, and she also said hello to her, and soon completed all the formalities from the personnel department. The uncle in charge of personnel glanced at Li Yundao, and then at Captain Ge, and his eyes were also regretful: "Comrade Li Yundao, originally the superiors arranged for you to work in the Propaganda Section, and some time ago, they happened to set up a 'News 110' group with the city television station and the city daily. However, since Captain Ge has asked for someone, for the time being, you should first be seconded to the criminal police team for a period of time. The uncle deliberately emphasized "Captain Ge spoke" and "seconded", as if he wanted Li Yundao to understand that it was not his intention to arrange him to go to Ge Qing's command.
Ge Qing, who took off his sunglasses, was expressionless, but he still couldn't hide the mocking banter in his eyes, watching Li Yundao sign his name on the registration form, his eyes were immediately as naked as a tiger seeing a lamb.
"Li Yundao!" As soon as he stepped out of the personnel office, Ge Qing shouted.
Li Yundao frowned and looked at Ge tigress. The latter smiled: "Listen, from now on, you are in my charge." Immediately change into a police uniform and go to the back playground for a run, and if I don't say stop, I won't stop. ”
Li Yundao had expected the tigress to ask him over, so he had the intention of rectifying himself, and he didn't refute it at the moment, but the corners of his mouth were slightly hooked, and he said with a smile: "Okay, I'll go change my clothes first." I don't know if you want me to change here or ......"
Seeing Li Yundao making the appearance of wanting to untie his trouser belt, Ge Qing turned around in shock: "Hooligans, there is a bathroom over there." ”
Li Yundao ran out alone with a triumphant smile on his face. The conversation between the two has obviously alarmed many offices in the corridor, and many people are secretly sorry for this young man who has just worked - I don't know how this kid offended Ge Laohu in the first place, hey, the criminal police team will have a good show to watch next......
Changing into a police uniform in the wash, Li Yundao stared at the mirror in the bathroom with a smile on his face - his fair face also had a little more heroism, although the police rank was a little lower, he was only two crutches, he should be the so-called probationary police officer, but it did not affect the overall majestic and solemn temperament at all. Li Da Diaomin, who has always been in awe of the public procuratorate, procuratorate, law and other powerful organs of the state, showed a rare and undisguised smile at the familiar face in the mirror at this moment. "I don't know what the bow horn looks like when he wears a military uniform, and he doesn't want to send a photo to take a look. "This man who has been studying in Kunlun Mountain for twenty-five years still thinks a little about the big man who likes to carry a huge horn bow on his bare body, and the guy who is simple and stupid but always talks about "my three sons".
"There should be no uniform on the second side, but it's really hard for him to shave his head. The green silk is better than ordinary women, and others can't touch it before...... "I don't know why, he suddenly missed the days when he sat under the old locust tree behind the temple and worked hard to scourge the green silk, at that time the sky in Kunlun Mountain was very blue, the clouds were very white, and after eating three meals a day, it seemed that there was only the beauty of reading.
Without too much sadness, Li Da Diaomin smiled self-deprecatingly, straightened his clothes, and stretched out his head to see that Ge Tigress was really guarding the door, but she was facing the bathroom with her back to the bathroom, and she was making a phone call on the other side of the aisle.
Li Yundao didn't say a word, and immediately slipped away from the corridor on the other side. It took me a floor down to inquire about the location of the office of the criminal police team, and I avoided Ge Qing and came to the criminal police team alone.
"Hello everyone, my name is Li Yundao, and I came to report on the first day today. As soon as he entered the office, Li Yundao introduced himself.
The office is very large, but there are very few people left in the office at this time, and almost all of those who stay are busy with the things at hand, only when Li Yundao introduces himself, everyone just looks up and smiles kindly, and then continues to be busy with the things at hand. Only two female criminal policemen who were also in their twenties stood up and looked at Li Yundao eating and laughing. One of the policewomen, who looked smaller, greeted her and whispered: "Most of the people have gone out, there are too many things on their hands, and there was another suicide last night, so I didn't sleep at night." ”
Another policewoman who looked more mature also greeted her, and said strangely: "Hey, I heard that the newcomer was assigned to the propaganda department, and I have been envious for a few days, why did you come to us and suffer and be tired?"
Li Yundao smiled bitterly: "Captain Ge said that there are not enough people here, and he wants me to help." ”
The two policewomen stuck out their tongues at the same time and only introduced themselves. The petite one is Cui Ying, and the more mature one is Cao Fei, and I don't know if I heard the prestige of Ge Tigress, so I immediately returned to my seat after the introduction, and I didn't dare to talk to Li Yundao anymore, as if I was afraid of being seen by Ge Laohu. However, a male policeman who looked to be about thirty waved at him, and took the initiative to stretch out his hand, with great strength: "Hello Li Yundao, my name is Liu Xiaoming, if there is anything in the future, you can find me directly, by the way, what about Team Ge?"
Li Yundao is still grateful to this colleague who took the initiative to show goodwill: "Thank you, Brother Liu, please take care of me in the future." Team Kudzu was still talking on the phone at the door of the restroom upstairs. ”
Liu Xiaoming was stunned for a moment, and immediately gave him a thumbs up: "Cow! brother, you dare to touch the tiger's buttocks." ”
Li Da Diao Minle smiled: "Well, the tiger's butt is as round and upright, not only dare to touch it, but also dare to ......"
Liu Xiaoming's complexion changed drastically, and he glanced at Li Yundao a few times, but Li Da Diaomin was intoxicated in his own YY world.
"Li Yundao! Turn backwards, walk in unison. Give me a run on the playground until the end of the day. ”
The tigress's deafening voice came from behind her, but Li Da Diaomin turned around slowly, and said with a grinning face: "Captain, are you really willing to let me go for a run on such a hot day?"
"When you come to our criminal police team, you must first pass the physical level, if you can't pass this level, you will practice for me every day, and when you reach the standard, you will officially return to the team!"