Chapter 749: A General Who Likes to Undress
Su Wu was born in the army, and he didn't have a serious start, this elbow hit, Zuo Xiang Sang Jie staggered to the side, and a lot of wine was spilled in the cup, and he immediately glanced at him fiercely!
Su Wu turned a blind eye to Sang Jie's eyes, and snorted and continued, "Isn't it just a few ladies over there with long hair and short knowledge, who have set up a few marriages for their children, look at you one by one, your face is smiling like an old chrysanthemum, like a pie in the sky, and you have picked up a big bargain, anyway, you are also important ministers of the court, and you have seen a little less, as for this?"
Su Wu's voice was very loud, and after he said this, there was a sudden silence at the banquet.
"This bastard!" On the side of the women's seat, Su Wu's wife snorted, picked up a handkerchief and covered her face, and said again and again, "Sisters, don't look at me, if I was born in the southern country, I will definitely divorce this fool and marry again!
Su Wu was stunned by his wife's words, and he was a little confused, why was he stupid?
Well, he was a little naïve, but he really didn't see what to congratulate, look at these people!
"Haha...... It is said that the military generals are reckless, I originally didn't believe it, but now, it can be regarded as knowledge, Su Wu, if I were your wife, I would also divorce you!"
Everyone burst into laughter.
"You?" Su Wu heard this, and immediately looked Sang Jie up and down, and bent over and laughed at the old man, "If you are my wife, I don't need you to divorce me, I would rather never marry for life, and I don't want you to be an old horseman!"
"You, you, you!" Xiucai met Bing, and he couldn't explain it clearly, Zuo Xiang Sang Jie was really angry by Su Wu.
Everyone at the banquet immediately laughed and leaned back, and Mrs. Su Wujia almost buried her head in the seat, eager to find a hole to get into!
Gu Changsheng covered his stomach and pointed at Su Wu, who didn't realize how he made people laugh, and his stomach was about to convuls!
"Oh, no, where did this come from, I really laughed at it, he really wanted to marry Zuo Xiang and enter the door, this ...... Haha......"
Zhou Mu had already stepped down from the seat, helped her bow her head and smiled, "First-class General Su Wu." ”
"Hey! This is that Su Wuwa! That Su Wu who was plagued by you in the kitchen, and after returning home, he went around asking God to worship the Buddha?" Gu Changsheng heard this, and his laughter became more and more trembling, this Su Wu's feat, she heard what her female officials said, she still felt at the time, how could there be such amusing officials in the world, I didn't think about it, there really were!
"Although he lacks a string on weekdays, he is good at fighting for a joke, but he is the most life-saving, the most sympathetic to the generals, and the soldiers under him are the richest and least casualties in the Great Zhou!" Zhou Mu seemed to think of something, and also lowered his head and laughed.
Over there, Su Wu was still staring at Zuo Xiang Sang Jie's eyes and arguing about the heights, here Gu Changsheng looked interesting, and saw that his own demon was smiling so unimaged, so he immediately dragged him up the steps, and asked as he walked, "Look at your smile, did you think of any funny things about him, tell me quickly, let me laugh too!"
It's always bad to inquire about other people's past troubles, so she hid on the nine-story steps to inquire.
Hearing Gu Changsheng's question, Gu Taitian and the others who were sitting on the ninefold high level also looked over with interest.
"It's nothing, it's just this man...... It's really a bit too much, but when he led the Northern Army in the past, his soldiers can be said to be the richest soldiers and horses in the world!" Zhou Mu smiled under the gaze of everyone.
"Why?" Gu Changsheng was also interested when he heard this, as far as she knew, there was not much money in the Great Zhou Army.
"Because, he marches and fights, but whenever he wins, he returns with a full load, he is a person, he likes to take off people's clothes, whether he lives or dies! As long as he wins, the defeated army, whether it is a weapon and money bag, or the iron armor, clothes, shoes and socks he wears, there is no trace left, known as the goose plucking......" Zhou Mu suppressed his voice and whispered.
Gu Taitian and the others were stunned when they heard this, and their faces were a little incredulous.
"Haha......" Gu Changsheng laughed again, "I can imagine the magnificent scene of naked corpses on the battlefield after him! This is simply outrageous, I can't bear to look at it directly!"
Gu Changsheng himself also loves money, but he has never seen such a wealthy person, which is too ......
"The enemy army who lost in his hands is also a little miserable!" Gu Changsheng leaned on a soft couch, looking at Su Wu, who was blushing and thick-necked with Zuo below, and his chest jumped with a smile.
"Who said it wasn't? Later, he became famous for this, and even more, the enemy army that had to fight him, when he was about to lose, endured such a fire on the pain point, burned everything, and left it to him!" Zhou Mu continued in a deep voice, " So back and forth, Su Wu can't collect money, furious, the old man thinks that he behaves like this, in the end it damages the national prestige of my Great Zhou, is to recall him back to the court, and he is a first-class general, so, ranking in the court, he will not stop, do you see that Hubu Shangshu, he and Su Wu are not on the right track, every time it is related to military resources and military supplies, the two of them have to fight for a blush and thick neck, it is said that there are several times, Su Wu can not fight on the tongue, and he also beat the Hubu Shangshu, you see the two big silver teeth of the Hubu Shangshu, that is, the dispute between the two was knocked out!”
"Haha...... Talent! Talent! There are such talents in Da Zhou! Why worry about the lack of prosperity of the militaristic state! Haha...... I'm laughing to death!" Gu Changsheng's smile became more and more unimpressive.
"Reckless man! If you want to compare yourself with the civil officials, you can't do it!" hehe......" When Mr. Banshan heard this, he also laughed and scolded, he is also a leading figure among the literati in the world, and he naturally favors the literati in his words.
"There must be no competition on the tongue, so the Shangshu of this household department has only lost two front teeth, isn't it?" Gu Taitian was also happy to hear it, and said with a smile.
"Haha...... The court argued, and even did it, thinking that the reason why Su Wu was able to sit firmly as a first-class general and not be forked out of the court was because of Zhou Mu's secret help, right?" Mr. Banshan pointed at Zhou Mu and scolded with a smile again.
"Hehe......" Zhou Mu laughed twice and bowed his head as a salute, "Mr. Wise, although this person is reckless, but he is dedicated to the army, this is pitiful!"
Just as the three of them were talking, Gu Changsheng slapped his thigh and sat up straight, "Ah! I remember! Demon, didn't you say that the casualties of the soldiers and horses under Su Wu were also the least? I think it must be because his soldiers and generals have looted and looted the rich flowing oil, so when he goes to the battlefield to fight, he also wears quite thick, invulnerable, and can't penetrate wow! High! It's really high! Picking off other people's clothes and blocking other people's swords and guns, this trick is really high!"
"Hehe......" Zhou Mu heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he smiled lowly, "There is no reason for this!"
The above few people laughed and laughed, and Su Wu below was still fighting with Zuo Xiangsang Jie.
Zuo Xiang Sang Jie implicitly explained the advantages of marriage, Su Wu didn't understand, he said it implicitly, Su Wu still didn't understand, he not only didn't understand, but also called people Zuo Xiang stupid!
"Although business is a cheap industry of the lower ninth class, but trade is a major event that benefits the country and the people, it is related to the country, it is related to the prosperity of my Great Zhou, the marriage of the two countries, gaining a firm foothold with each other, and can occasionally promote the development of trade routes with or without exchange, so that the excess money, grain, tea and silk of my Great Zhou can be exchanged for the mineral deposits and meat of the southern country......" Zuo Xiang Sang Jie has already begun to say bluntly at this banquet that this is the cooperation between the two countries.
"Where do I have extra money and food in Da Zhou? What are you deceiving ghosts? The old man from the household department didn't feel distressed when he allocated military funds that time, as if he had to cut meat? You are embarrassed to say it!" Zuo Xiang was halfway through his words when he was interrupted by Su Wu mercilessly.
"You!you!you!" Tobe Shangshu, who was innocently lying on the gun, couldn't listen anymore, and blew his beard angrily and glared at him.
"I! I ......" Xiucai met the soldiers, and he couldn't explain it clearly, Rao is left minister Sang Jie Bo Gu Tong did not lose in the book and talked about the Tao today, and he was also defeated, "I really lost to you a fool!"
"Who is it, who are you scolding this old man with his mouth closed?" Su Wu heard this, and immediately stopped doing it, and rolled up his sleeves, "Let's have a fight!"
"You're a fool!"
The civil and military sides over there were about to start their hands, but Mrs. Su Wu finally couldn't sit still, ran over from the seat with her skirt, grabbed Su Wu's arm, looked at Zuo Xiang and Hubu Shangshu and others with a guilty face, and said softly, "Sang Xianggong and my lords, you are open and closed for the benefit of the people and the country, he can't listen to this foolish person!"
As Mrs. Su Wu spoke, she turned her head to Su Wu, took a deep breath, and said in a deep voice, "Master, didn't Xianggong say that there are inexhaustible mineral deposits in the southern country, and when this mineral deposit is mined, it can be smelted and iron, and with iron, you can forge bows, arrows, knives and guns, and you can equip your sons and generals with countless iron armors. And with gold and silver, your sons and daughters can also take care of the old and young in the family, so that they can live a good life, and they can also go into battle to kill the enemy without distraction!"
"Really?" Su Wu's eyes widened in surprise when he heard this.
"Of course, therefore, if you marry a few ladies from the south and marry some girls from the Zhou Dynasty, you will be able to open up a trade route as soon as possible, and this mineral deposit will also benefit your sons and daughters in the army as soon as possible!"
"Haha...... This is really a great thing! What a great thing! Come on, Sang Xianggong! Sang Xiangguo! Master Sang! Let's drink and eat meat and giggle together!" Su Wu heard this, and immediately picked up the wine cup happily and ran towards Zuo Xiang.
Mrs. Su Wu looked at her master helplessly, sighed and shook her head.
"Who wants to drink and have fun with you, a blood-drinking and uncivilized man, get up!" Zuo Xiang looked at Su Wu who pounced, and hid to the side with a disgusted expression.
"Oh! Don't be stupid! We're really happy! Sang Xianggong, you are a true gentleman, you shouldn't hold grudges like this, didn't I just say that I don't want to marry you like this, then, I can't marry it?"