As soon as he said this, everyone couldn't help but cover their faces. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

This alpaca is covered in soft reddish-brown curly hair, a thick layer, which is the kind of good touch that a girl can't wait to sink her hands in when she sees it. Fat and strong, big eyes are cute, big nose is wet, and he is definitely the kind of chic good appearance that can live only by his face.

But it looks like it has such a soft and cute appearance, with such a silly look, but what comes out of its mouth at the moment is a strange word mixed with the taste of various local dialects, and people can't help but laugh just by hearing it.

At this moment, Yue Yi and Professor Lin finally couldn't hold back their feelings: "Ah Qing, it turns out that the things you usually come into contact with are all like this?"

In that case, this unknown world that they can't see is really interesting!

Seeing the expressions on the faces of the two professors, He Qing's heart was broken.

She stretched out her hand in vain and defended in a stacked voice: "No, no, no, it's definitely not like this!"

Who gave you this illusion? He Qing shouted in his heart, but looking at the inexplicable and funny alpaca in front of him, he couldn't say anything to justify.

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What can she do, she is also desperate!

In short, this alpaca has completely refreshed everyone's three views. Originally, everyone had a ball of anger in their hearts, wanting to avenge this disgusting revenge, but they came over with a high spirit, only to find that the initiator was such a Cao Nima who spoke with a dialect flavor, what should I do?

Yu Dandan is still bolder, she is the second time she has come to the zoo, and she is also very interested in the alpacas in the zoo. But I had to queue up every time before, and there were many people, so I didn't have much contact to get to the next round, and the time was too tight, so she didn't have much contact.

However, at this moment, He Qing was there, and there was no one around to stop her, so she naturally became bold.

She looked at the alpaca, which had just spoken, approached slowly, and tentatively touched its furry ears with her hands.

Feeling the slowly curly hair under her hands, she said softly, "I'm sorry, Lord Alpaca." We didn't prepare today, we didn't bring anything, we came here secretly to evade tickets. ”

"What, you guys dare to evade tickets?!"

The alpaca's eyes widened, and its big wet eyes were particularly moist in the dim light, as if tears were about to pour out in the next second, and it looked extraordinarily loyal and honest.

However, in the next second, with a roll of his eyes, those so-called "loyal and honest" disappeared.

The alpaca stared at everyone with blazing eyes, and pretended to be calm: "Oh, I guessed it in the middle of the night." ”

It's weird to guess!

The alpaca snorted arrogantly, and said dissatisfiedly: "Since you have all evaded the ticket, there must be a lot of money left on you, why don't you bring me something to eat with so much money!"

He was a little angry, and obviously didn't even have his hair so curly.

Yu Dandan was just a test just now, and after listening to the alpaca's answer, her eyes widened: "You know so much!"

Evading fares, money or something, this understanding ability is not bad with the individual, but it is too delicious.

"Of course!"

The alpaca raised its head proudly.

"I've lived a long time, and I know more about nature than those of you who only live for a hundred or ten years. Look at you, you don't look that shrewd, it's normal to be stupid. ”

Yu Dandan: ...... Hehe.

She forcibly suppressed the evil anger in her heart, and couldn't help but rub the fluff curling under her hand: "That's really embarrassing." ”

She took a deep breath and said the next sentence: "I just look stupid, so why do you want to help this person if you are so smart?"

She pointed to the newly transformed sheep next to her.

The body of the big sheep wool velvet turned slightly to the side, and after changing into a sheep, his brain capacity was the same as that of a sheep, and he no longer had the thinking of being a human.

The alpaca looked at the big sheep who didn't understand anything proudly, and snorted from its nostrils, Yu Dandan turned sideways slightly, for fear that it would look at him unpleasantly, and spit on himself.

I can't stand being spit on by ordinary alpacas, let alone being spit on by this guy......

"You say this stupid big man......"

The alpaca's demeanor was very high, and there were two points of inexplicable incomprehension: "The gods of heaven are chattering, and they look like a remnant of feudalism." He still wants to make offerings to me and kowtow to me! How can that work? I am a good alpaca living in a socialist society, and of course it is unacceptable. ”

"But you still ate those corn flakes!"

Lu Shaodan was behind it and couldn't help but laugh.

The alpaca's face stiffened: "That corn flakes are cheap, such a cheap thing, it's not a bribe." What's wrong with two bites? Look at the way you buckle the cord? ”

He shook his head and came to a conclusion.

All:...... MDZZ ！

Lu Shaodan finally knew the feeling of a stalk in Yu Dandan's chest just now, this alpaca is really annoying to talk about, she has grown so big, no one has said that she buckles the rope!

"Then you said that you didn't take bribes, but you ate and ate, and you helped the spit ghost to leave it for him, isn't that equivalent to accepting a bribe and helping him?"

Lu Shaodan smiled, his expression a little stiff.

"This group of things that don't have a sense of consciousness dare to call themselves ghosts? ”

The alpaca was extremely arrogant: "This big fool has a lot of yin on his body, and the newly bought house is close to the cemetery, and he sneaks around with such a large list of things every day, which makes my eyes annoyed! I want to spit when I am annoyed, and I can't remember how many I send!"

"Besides, during the day, many guests are ignorant, come to look at me, and they don't buy me food, I am angry, and I can't spit on him until night?"

It thought for a moment and added, "I didn't vomit on people, I vomited on these remnant souls, they have become sheep, what does it matter to me." ”

It's very reasonable.

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the sheep that Yan Shihao had just turned into, facing his furry body at it. So the alpaca had no choice but to whisper again: "Except for him." ”

-- Such a one-head, two-headed......

Dare to toss them all night, and they were all killed by this guy.

He Qing was depressed: "Then do you know where this person ran away with those things that you spit on?"

The alpaca looked at her disdainfully: "Then how do I know?"

Thinking about it and looking at He Qing again, he felt the surging spiritual power on her body, and felt that his attitude was better, so he added: "You won't be dragged to slaughter and eat, right?"

It just asked casually, but saw that the faces of everyone present were all ugly, and after a moment of stunned, it reacted, and immediately burst out of its mouth a series of extremely ugly and indescribable sounds: "Squeak quack-"