Chapter 484: A farce

"I don't need you to pat yourself on the back, even if you kneel on the ground and lick the soles of my shoes, I won't forgive you!" The shaman raised his hand and another bolt of lightning.

Li Kang raised his hand to deflect the lightning to the side, the lightning hit the cliff, and the gravel flew sideways, he frowned, even if there was that little bit of Liang Zi at the beginning, it seemed to be quite serious, but when I think about it, it was just a little thing with a big buttocks, how could the shaman shoot so hard, no matter how I thought about it.

"I don't understand this, isn't it just a golden snake amulet? Actually, it's not a good thing, if you like it, it's not a problem for me to compensate you ten or eight, just for such a little thing, what kind of life are you playing?" Li Kang really couldn't think through, so he simply asked the shaman directly.

The shaman sneered, and he shouted sharply, "Until now, you are still pretending to be crazy and stupid here! My hatred for you has nothing to do with such a small golden snake amulet!"

Li Kang is really a little innocent this time, since he snatched the golden snake talisman that time, he has been trying his best to avoid the shaman, the two have not had any intersection in the past two years, since there is no intersection, how can he offend this troublesome guy so deeply? He thought about it, but still didn't figure out what went wrong, "Since it doesn't matter, what does it have to do with it?" Why don't you open the skylight and say something bright, even if you want to kill me, at least let me be a ghost." ”

The shaman took a deep breath, and he said with a very heavy heart, "Well, since you are still pretending to be confused with me, then I have nothing to hide, you have taken away the lover of my dreams!"

This time it was Li Kang's turn to have a headache, it seems that this is another romantic debt to come to the door, before Chloe and Mabel, and Queen Dubar came to the door, now Chloe is dead, Mabel was matched by him to Doctor Strange, this old boy is pitiful enough, Mabel is just right for him, as for Queen Dubar, just see who is his enemy, and then introduce Queen Dubar to him.

Think about other women, do the math, no one has anything to do with the shaman, could it be that inadvertently, this poor guy gave green? That is also the woman's indiscretion, Li Kang is very sure that he has never seduced a married woman, if the girl has a boyfriend, even if the girl comes to post upside down, he will not make a move, this is a matter of principle of life, the green man is a very inferior behavior, he is confident that he has never done this kind of thing.

However, seeing that the shaman's eyes were red and red, he looked really angry, not like he was pretending, Li Kang's confidence disappeared again, counting, there have been a lot of inexplicable dew love over the years, this trip to the holy mountain is simply a trip to the peach blossom robbery, and all kinds of love debts in the past have come to the door, he can't help but feel a little apprehensive, "Dream... Who is the lover of your dreams? I tell you, I don't know what you're talking about, maybe someone is deliberately framing me, I have never cuckolded you. ”

The shaman roared loudly, "You still say you don't know? Do you think I'm the one who wronged you with such a thing?"

Li Kang was dumb again, although the shaman is an extremely self-centered person, in popular terms, he is arrogant and inhumane, and he doesn't treat others as people, but because of his arrogant personality, it is even more impossible to joke about this kind of thing, under normal circumstances, shaman's personal recognition is cut a few times, and he will never admit this kind of shameful thing, but he really can't think of when and where this kind of thing happened.

"Are you wronging me, I really don't know, anyway, it's not a way for us to continue to be so dumb and riddled, you said I robbed your woman, but I don't have such a thing in my impression, you just give me a good time at the time, and explain things clearly. Li Kang searched his intestines and scraped his stomach for a long time, but he still didn't have any clue, so he simply didn't think about it anymore.

Anyway, it seems that he has made people green, no matter how it is calculated, it is the best to solve the misunderstanding, and the big deal if it can't be solved is like now, they are enemies of each other, and this guy is not looking for trouble for himself for a day or two, and this big trouble will be solved sooner or later.

Since this is the case, it is better to be simply generous, otherwise if you continue to be entangled like this, it will always be Li Kang's fault, it is better to ask the truth of the matter, maybe there is room for maneuver, at least Li Kang himself has a clear conscience, so he has such some confidence.

The shaman paused, he didn't seem to expect Li Kang to dare to ask him this question so blatantly, he was so angry that his mouth was foaming at the mouth, "You bastard bastard really dare to ask! The lover of my dreams is Wanda the Scarlet Witch! Her wonderful figure, angelic voice, and appearance even more beautiful than the goddess Venus appear in my dreams every night! It's you! It's you, you vile and shameless bastard, who took Wanda from me! My beautiful and lovely Wanda!"

Hearing this, Li Kang was finally confused, how could this be related to Wanda? Moreover, he and Wanda were in love, Wanda had no emotional experience before, why did the shaman suddenly pull the topic to Wanda? Wait a minute...... In fact, this is not the point, the point should actually be here-how can this be calculated, it is all the shaman who wants a third party to intervene, and he is green himself, why can he still question himself so reasonably?

"You wait for me, who are you talking about just now? What is the matter with Wanda? She is my wife, how did she become your dream lover!" Li Kang's eyebrows also stood up, it turned out that he had been doing it for a long time, it seemed that the shaman wanted to green him, and he felt guilty and anxious for a long time, and everything was reversed, "You tell me clearly, otherwise we won't finish this matter today!"

The shaman shouted, "It's not over, it's not over! Do you think I'll be afraid of you if you stare at you? You really think that my relationship with Wanda is too weak, and I must seek justice today!"

Li Kang was so angry that he took two steps back, almost vomiting blood on the spot, Li Yu next to him saw that Li Kang's face was flushed, and quickly brought a pot of water over and let Li Kang drink it, he turned around and asked the shaman, "You stinky and shameless thing, my Uncle Kang and Aunt Wanda are a pair of people who are in love, made in heaven, you toad who doesn't know which lump of dirt pops out of it, and you dare to beat our Aunt Wanda's idea, you pass my level first!"

Li Yu's newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, no matter how powerful the shaman is, in short, bullying his own family's heads, just can't do it!

"You're this guy's nephew, then you should die too, Wanda and I are in love, it's made in heaven! Li Kang is the toad!" the shaman shook his hand, and a bolt of lightning struck Li Yu.

Li Yu is a typical eye-eyed and low-handed, seeing a lightning bolt accumulated in the shaman's hand, he also knew that it must be running for himself, but he just couldn't dodge, or Li Kang's eyes were fast, and he hit the lightning with a punch, and the lightning kept spinning in Li Kang's hand, and finally disappeared.

Li Kang was really a little annoyed with the shaman, but this matter was more sensitive, and it was not too late for him to wake up and do it, because the shaman looked like he was on my side, and he felt very worried, if things were really like what the shaman said, wouldn't it be disgusting? This is simply a damn farce.

For this reason, Li Kang had to use the magic on the wedding ring, and soon connected to Wanda.

"Is it Li Kang? I'm busy here, if there's something, you can tell me quickly. There was a hint of unease in Wanda's voice.

Li Kang hurriedly asked with concern, "What's wrong with you?" Normally, even if the sky falls, you won't have this kind of reaction. ”