Updated: 2013-05-15

The altitude of Kunlun Mountain is quite high, although Liushui Village is located at the foot of the mountain, but the altitude is not low, so except for some backpackers who are full of food and panic, there will rarely be outsiders to visit, so before meeting the Cai family woman on the jade road, the pretty widow at the head of the village is the most beautiful woman Li Da Diaomin has ever seen. Although the widow is pretty, she has long passed the golden age of a woman, so Li Da Diaomin climbed the wall with Shili Gyatso and saw nothing more than a half-aged who deliberately scratched her head and teased the young man. But even so, Li Yundao still thinks that seeing a reality show with pears falling on his chest is much better than imagining a golden bottle plum with obscene lyrics. When he bumped into the glamorous and beautiful scene in front of him, Li Yundao realized that he was indeed the stupid toad who was guarding the bottom of the well and drooling at the sky. The delicate and mysterious peony tattoo that stretched from the neck to the front of the chest made Li Da Diaomin still stupidly stunned on the spot when he faced the screams.

The screaming stopped abruptly after ten seconds, covering his chest with one hand and blocking a touch of darkness with the other, Ruan Yu stared at Li Yundao who was covering his mouth, as if he wanted to use this lethal look to directly blast the arrogant and bold Diao Min in front of him directly into the eighteenth layer of hell.

"Really...... It's really not intentional, you don't scream, it's not good for people to hear. Li Yundao looked at the Ruan family's crazy girl a little absent-mindedly, her complexion like clotted nephrite was already very tempting, and at this moment, there was an extra layer of rose red on her fair complexion, which made Li Da Diaomin's heart involuntarily accelerate.

"Put ...... Take your hands away!" said the Ruan family's crazy girl with cheeks like red apples.

Li Yundao hurriedly removed the hand that was covering Ruan Yu's pink lips, but Ruan Yu's face turned even redder, as if it was about to drip blood to his neck: "I'm talking about the other hand." ”

Li Da Diaomin realized that the action just now caused him to subconsciously hug Ruan Yu, and his other hand was impartially covered on the straight and backward buttocks, I don't know if it was because the hand felt too good or Li Yundao's professional habits when he saw the jade-like skin, when the hand was removed, he unconsciously pinched the backward buttocks twice.

This can pierce the hornet's nest. Li Da Diaomin basically fled in the wilderness. Ruan Crazy Girl, who looked ashamed, chased and killed most of Li Yundao's villa with a bath towel, and finally Li Da Diaomin successfully escaped back to his room and locked the door, Ren Ruan Yu screamed outside the door to cut his throat, and he just couldn't open the door anyway. When he heard the scolding of the Ruan family's crazy girl gradually stopped, and there was a sobbing sound in his voice, Li Da Diaomin panicked, and hurriedly opened the door to persuade him.

As soon as he opened the door, he was kicked to the bed by the slender jade-foot, and then the crazy girl of the Ruan family, wrapped in a pink bath towel, successfully rode on Li Da Diaomin's body with lightning speed, with a smug face.

"How's it going, sister's acting skills are good, right?"

Li Da Diaomin was speechless. Just now he really thought that this woman was crying angrily outside, but he didn't expect to be blinded by the eagle and caught the way.

"Hmph, sister doesn't know how many famous Hollywood directors have extended olive branches when she was on Wall Street, and my sister is not willing to talk nonsense with a bunch of American devils, otherwise the little golden man must be my sister. When the beauty was proud, she picked up the pillow on the bed and taught the big Diao people in front of her a hard lesson. But it seemed that she was too proud, forgetting that she was just wrapped in a bath towel, and her body shook proudly, shaking and shaking, so the bath towel really fell to her waist without expectations.

"It's so beautiful!" Li Da Diaomin praised sincerely. The flush on the tall jade-peak was so charming, and under the visual inspection, it was impossible to fully control it with both hands. Ruan Yu, who was still triumphant just now, suddenly found that Li Da Diaomin's eyes under him were not quite right, and when he observed himself with the guy's unturning eyes, he found that the bath towel had slipped down to his waist. Suddenly, Ruan Yu felt that there was a hard object under him that was about to move against him, and then he realized how embarrassing his actions were at this time.

"Stinky rascal!" Ruan Yu jumped up with a bath towel, blushing and flicking it at a certain place where Li Yundao was held high, startling Li Da Diaomin and quickly retracted his body.

"Hey, is this a normal physiological reaction, okay? Lao Tzu hasn't passed on the Li family yet!" Li Yundao looked at Ruan Yu who fled back to the bathroom and said with a wicked smile, "Hey, but I really didn't expect that you could have the scale of an Airbus on that airport, tsk......tsk"

"Stinky rascal...... Ruan Yu said with a red face while getting dressed in the bathroom, "Stinky rascal, stinky rascal......"

Li Yundao was happy. He didn't expect that the crazy Ruan family's crazy girl who was crazy in the middle of the year would still have such a little daughter, but recalling the fragrant-glamorous scene just now, Li Da Diaomin still regretted it a little.

"Alas, it's still a step slower, I knew that I would measure it, 36C? Well, no, there should be 36D, right......" Li Da Diaomin lay on the bed and muttered to himself.

Ruan Yu, who was grinding in the bathroom, was red and hot at this time, and it seemed that every time she remembered the scene just now, the temperature on her face would rise. Especially when he sits on that guy's body, he is still in that kind of shameful posture...... has lived abroad for many years, although he is as guarded as a jade, Ruan Yu always has a more or less understanding of things between men and women. When she put on the white striped denim hot pants, Ruan Yu glanced at her astonishing breasts in the mirror. "Hmph, Airbus, how can you describe a girl like that...... But it seems to have gotten bigger lately...... Hey......"

I don't know what I thought of again, Ruan Yu's face turned red again, and then he muttered to himself while getting dressed: "I didn't expect the stinky rascal's figure to be maintained so well, and he can go to participate in the fitness master competition...... Phew, what's the matter with me that he's in good shape? Ruan Yu, you crazy girl......"

The crazy girl seemed to be really crazy and talked to herself in the bathroom in the mirror, and refused to go out for a long time, and suddenly heard the "hooligan" knocking on the door outside, but the always bold Ruan crazy girl hid behind the door like a frightened rabbit: "You ...... What are you going to do?"

"I said, eldest sister, your old man is done playing hooligan, can you let the bathroom out? I didn't even have time to go to the toilet when I got up, do you want me to hold my urine and suffocate to death?"

"Phew, I'm going to suffocate you stinky rascal!" scolded him, but Ruan Yu still opened the door cautiously and let Li Da Diaomin in like a thief.

Li Da Diaomin stood in front of the toilet but finally couldn't laugh, and the crazy girl of the Ruan family leaned on the edge of the sink like a nobody, looking at Li Da Diaomin with a provocative face.

Li Yundao looked at her with a smile and a smile: "Do you really want to be a female hooligan?

"If you dare to pee sister, you dare to watch!"

"How dare you?"

"Don't talk nonsense, it's long or short, come out and see......"

"Ah......" the Ruan family's crazy girl screamed and rushed out of the bathroom again, "Stinky rascal! Stinky rascal! You really dare to light ......"

Standing in front of the toilet, Li Da Diaomin finally looked comfortable, and said leisurely: "Is it true that you want to 'urinate and suffocate to death before leaving the school......'?"