Chapter 67: The Pure Third Brother
"Haha... It's my who said the wrong thing, but we'll have to figure out something," Deadpool said in annoyance, "It seems like I'm too carried away by slamming the door, I wish I had hidden some money, and I can't even afford pants this time." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Don't put this kind of afterthought, haven't we always been like this? Now think about it, can this kind of thing still stump us? The people of the Heishui River Security Company, don't they have clothes and pants on them, and they still have weapons? Although I don't rob civilians, these guys don't rob white. ”
"They must still have money on them~!shhh~!Li Kang, you seem to be more shameless than before, hahaha...."Deadpool said with a laugh.
Li Kang picked up the cigarette butt from the ground, blew the filter, and put it on his mouth, he shook his windbreaker, came to the side of the road and raised a hand, he was not saluting the Führer, but simply looking for a taxi.
Sebastian Shaw gave him an address, a branch of the Blackwater River Security Company, but it was near the Hudson River, some way away.
However, two taxis slowed down, but when the driver saw Deadpool behind Li Kang, he immediately stepped on the accelerator and ran away in the blink of an eye.
Li Kang let Deadpool roll into the grass on the side and pout, he stood alone on the side of the road, this time a taxi stopped, Li Kang opened the door, and then blew a whistle, Deadpool shouted, "Demacia!"
The taxi driver was an Indian guy who was amazed to see Deadpool outfit.
"This guest, I can't carry you in this kind of dress, you seem to be a pervert, and pure Indians can't tolerate people like you. The Indian brother said bluntly.
"Hey~!Hello third brother, I'm in a very unhappy mood now, we just spent 100 million US dollars, that's a lot of money, but now I can't even afford a pair of pants, my good buddy is still blaming me, he just looked at me like a brain-dead for a long time, and thought I didn't know what he thought, he thinks I'm no longer the handsome and chic me I used to be, my IQ has dropped, I'm a brain-dead now, hahaha... I'll give you a choice, either you drive the car and we'll go, or I'll blow your head right now and throw your body in the trunk, and we'll drive this broken car, come on, pure people, take your pick. Deadpool suddenly exploded, and he pointed a gun at the Indian brother's head, venting all the anger that had accumulated in his heart.
"I'll choose the first one, I'll pull you away, the guest is also invited to get in the car, no matter where you want to go, this time I will serve for free, don't blow my head, I'm a person who is about to get married, this time I can go back safely, I will go back to get married immediately." The Indian brother raised his hands in horror, and his legs trembled in fright.
Li Kang sighed, he pulled the car door, pulled Deadpool down from the co-pilot's seat, and after stuffing Deadpool to the back, Li Kang did the co-pilot's position.
"We're going to the Blackwater River Security Company branch near the Hudson River, third brother, since you want to serve us for free, you are really a pure and good third brother, then we are friends now, and it is also a very common thing for friends to save rivers and lakes, you don't happen to have a hundred dollars on you, if you don't mind, just lend me Huahua, and when I have money, I'll pay you back." "Li Kang really doesn't rob civilians, but there is no problem with borrowing money, besides, this money is still a friend's, isn't a friend used to trap?
The Indian brother had a ghostly expression, but he immediately trembled and took out his wallet from his arms and stuffed it into Li Kang's hand, Li Kang opened it and saw that there were about three or four hundred dollars in it, but he only took out a hundred dollars from it, and said that if he wanted a hundred dollars, he would pay one hundred dollars, and he didn't want any more.
Unexpectedly, from the wallet, a photo fell out, and the photo showed a beautiful Indian girl, dressed fashionably and with a sexy figure.
"You said you were going to get married when you went back, could this be your marriage partner, hahaha... I didn't expect you to be good-looking, but you are very glamorous, this girl is really good, I sincerely hope that you can be happy. Li Kang grinned, put the photo back in his wallet, and returned it to the Indian brother, he only needs a hundred dollars is enough, and it is not easy for a taxi driver, besides, it takes a lot of money to get married.
"This is my Anya, she lives upstairs from me, but the hateful Jimmy is pestering her, Jimmy's family runs a hardware store, and people are stronger than me, hateful! Anya seems to like him too, I'm just unrequited love, but I'm still deceiving myself, telling others that I'm about to get married, but I'm just an unrequited single dog, and people all over the world must be laughing at me!" The Indian brother suddenly lay on the steering wheel and cried.
He, a big man, suddenly cried like a little girl, which made Li Kang and Deadpool a little confused.
"Hey~!Brother, I don't know how to comfort you, but my girlfriend also abandoned me, I still wanted to grow old with her before, who knew that as soon as she saw my face, she beat me out with a mop, women are such ruthless and unrighteous animals, don't be sad, I think you're not bad, at least it's not ugly, you still have a chance, I think it's useless for you to have unrequited love like this, you should take action immediately, and prove how much you love Anya with practical actions, I think she will be moved. Deadpool sighed and poured a meal of chicken soup for the soul on the Indian brother.
It turned out that he ** weapons research center as garbage, thrown on a garbage boat, and then thrown into the mountains by a garbage truck, after he recovered, he went to find his girlfriend Emily as soon as possible, but Emily saw him first thanked God for a while, and said very piously, as if he was looking forward to Deadpool's return more than anyone else.
Deadpool was moved to reveal the lineup, but after seeing Deadpool's disfigured face, Emily immediately offered to break up with him and kicked him out.
"What's wrong with your face?" asked the Indian brother with two sobs.
Deadpool sighed heavily, and he took off his mask.
"Oh my God, what's wrong with your face?What kind of perverted bastard would do this to your face?!" the Indian guy shrunk his neck in horror at Deadpool's face.
"That's a miserable perverted bastard who is about to die," Li Kang said, pouting on the end of his cigarette, which was his last cigarette, and turned to Deadpool. Dude, I didn't think you were a brain-dead person until you were disfigured, you were a brain-dead person from the beginning, that Emily is a female cousin, and she has found countless men behind your back, and I have warned you countless times, she doesn't love you at all, but you just don't believe it, and give her all the money you earn like a fool, and come to me to borrow it when you are short of money, but now it seems that you are smarter than before. ”
"If you know about this, why don't you help me?" said Deadpool, confused.
"Are you an idiot? Of course I've helped you, I've put a poison spell on Emily, and whoever touches her will become a waste, and whoever dares to cuckold my brother will only be a eunuch for the rest of his life. Li Kangyun said lightly.
"Haha.... But I'm still a little too angry, I urgently need to find a few people to kill, vent the fire, what are we waiting for? Hurry up!" Deadpool hugged Li Kang and kissed him on the cheek, and then he pushed the gun in his hand hard against the Indian brother's head.
The Indian brother kicked the accelerator and pulled the two to the Blackwater River Security Company branch near the Hudson River, which is a seven-story building with a three-meter-high wall on the periphery, and a high-voltage wire network on top of the high wall, and there is a sentry every twenty meters to guard it, which is heavily guarded.
After the Indian brother took the two of them around the Blackwater River, they stopped next to an abandoned building in the distance.
"Third brother, take off your clothes and pants. Li Kang suddenly said to the Indian brother.
"You... What do you want to do? I tell you, I have a very bad life, I have three or four girlfriends, each of them has AIDS, you touch me, you will die soon, if you two beasts do anything bad to me, Shiva will not let you go!" The Indian brother clasped his hands on his chest and shrank back in horror.
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