Chapter 1097: Spring Festival (Part II)
Touching his chin, His Majesty, the most cute emperor in history, nodded again: "Little stool, you are reasonable again!" As he spoke, the cute emperor began to insert the kitchen knife in his hand into the dragon robe, as if he wanted to put away the murder weapon.
Seeing that the kitchen knife that threatened his life disappeared, Deng Chao touched the cold sweat on his head, sighed in the direction of the audience and said, "In these years, I don't have to worry about anything. Look, when I meet an emperor and have a bit of a problem with my brain, I have to work harder. ”
"Little stool, what are you talking about?" the cute emperor over there began to stare again.
In the laughter of the audience, General Deng naturally looked very loyal, coaxing His Majesty the Cute Emperor to be happy.
went around the stage, General Deng held a sign in front, the cute emperor followed behind, the model Cheluan walked in Chang'an, and His Majesty the Emperor went out to inspect.
"Little stool, look, now that the country and the people are in peace, this is all my credit, hahaha......" The cute emperor bragged to himself shamelessly.
As soon as General Deng, who was walking in front, turned around, as if he wanted to say something, a figure in a cloth shirt rushed out of the backstage and crashed headlong into General Deng's feet. The audience looked at it, it was not Cheng He, the bastard, or who it was.
"The emperor hit someone, the emperor hit someone!" Cheng He's clothes were pasted with a piece of white paper, on which were written three words "Passerby A".
"Yo he!" General Deng was stunned for a moment, then simply threw away the honor guard in his hand, rolled up his sleeves and shouted with wide eyes: "This porcelain touched General Ben?
"The prince is guilty of the same crime as the common people!" Cheng He, who was lying on the ground and playing tricks, said seriously: "Even if you are the emperor, if you hit someone, you still have to lose money!"
"You kid......"
General Deng just wanted to go crazy, but Zhao Yongqi behind him had already stepped forward and said: "Little stool, how many times have I told you, be kind to people." How can the dignified son of heaven not cherish the people? Water can carry a boat and also overturn a boat, and the people are the foundation!"
"Okay, you are the emperor, you have the final say. An angry General Deng stepped aside.
His Majesty the Cute Emperor with a smile on his face, walked up to the passer-by Jia Chenghe, who looked like a pure and good voice, and said in a harmonious voice: "This little brother, have you ever been hurt?"
"Hurt, how can you not hurt?" As soon as his eyes rolled, Cheng He, who was not a good person at first glance, shouted at the top of his voice: "Five labors and seven injuries, there is simply no good place on the body." ”
"It's so serious?" The cute emperor was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Then calculate it like this, the medical expenses ......"
"If you don't have a few thousand taels, it's definitely not going to work. With his head tilted, Cheng He shouted with flashing eyes.
"Wow!" was so frightened that he took a step back, and the cute emperor counted his fingers, and couldn't help sweating profusely, "Guanyin only gave me two taels of silver pocket money a month, and I have to pay a few thousand taels this time, so don't I have to pay for the next life?"
Counting left and right, the cute emperor shouted at Cheng He: "Little brother, you lie down, wait for me to go back to the palace and discuss with the queen mother, let her give me more pocket money, and then compensate you for your medical expenses when I come back." ”
"Hahaha......"
In the laughter of the audience, Cheng He on the ground saw that Zhao Yongqi was about to run, and immediately jumped up, rushed up directly to hug his thigh, and shouted after lying down again: "Your Majesty, are you going to hit and run?"
"This ...... His Majesty the Emperor ...... a cold sweat in his head, and said with a sneer: "I just want to go back to the palace to get the silver." ”
"No!" Cheng He bit to death, and glanced at Deng Chao, who was watching the play on the side, "Let the stool on the side get it, you have to stay!"
"Yo he, it doesn't look like I'm going to clean you up, you don't know how many eyes Lord Ma has. The scolding Deng Chao rushed up again, raised his leg and was about to kick Cheng He, but was quickly pulled aside by the cute emperor.
"Love Qing, and calm your anger. The smiling and cute emperor grabbed Deng Chao, who was angry, and smiled softly and pointed to Cheng He, who was lying and rolling two meters away, "Although this person is hateful, my car did hit him." The wounded person is great, how can you hurt him again because of his words?"
"Your Majesty, it's not that you don't know, you have tracheitis. The pitiful two taels of silver every month are only available after Concubine Yang has helped you say good things for a year. If you pay that bastard a few thousand taels, are you going to drink the northwest wind for hundreds of years?" Deng Chao glared at his eyes and said viciously: "It's better like this, why don't I drive him and press him again, just crush him to death, just pay a few coffin money, it's a hundred!"
"Little stool!" Zhao Yongqi's face sank, and he raised his voice and said: "If I do what is inferior to pigs and dogs, even if I am ordered by the sky, even if I am rich all over the world, how is it different from beasts?!"
"Okay~~" The applause of the audience suddenly rang out, and the applause was also warm.
Smiling and patting the sluggish Deng Chao, the emperor, who was no longer cute at all, slowly walked to Cheng He's side, squatted down and patted him on the shoulder with a smile and said, "Little brother, I know that your injuries are not serious, but I am still willing to pay for your medicine." Others may think that I am stupid, but I can ask these soldiers around me to be brave and escort you back to the prison, and then this matter can be suppressed. However, I did not want to. A thousand taels of silver is also a big expense for me, and my heart is also painful. But I know even more that if I am gone today, tomorrow's people's hearts will fall! If the people of the world do not know the word responsibility, and they all think of evading punishment when they encounter problems, how can we let the people of the world adhere to benevolence and righteousness? Instead of thinking about letting passers-by help the fallen people's hearts, why don't we let everyone in the world know the word 'responsibility'? If there are people in the world, no one escapes, no one slanders, and everyone supports each other, then I am the kingdom of heaven, and everyone is rich from all over the world!"
"Good~~" Another burst of applause sounded from all directions.
Just as Cheng He was helped up by Zhao Yongqi with a face of shame, another figure ran out of the background, and the cute Xiaoxin shouted: "Brother, brother of the Cheng family, Doctor Sun said, your mother's illness doesn't need expensive drugs like ginseng snow lotus, only ordinary drugs can be cured, why don't you go back and take a look?"
"What?!" Cheng He was startled, and instantly looked back at the emperor who was still smiling, and then knelt down and kowtowed: "Your Majesty, the grass people had to come out to blackmail because of the illness of their old mother, and now the grass people know that they are wrong." I just ask Your Majesty to let the grass people go home and watch the old mother recover, whether they kill or beat, and the grass people are at Your Majesty's disposal. ”
Zhao Yongqi, who was smiling, helped Cheng He up again, patted the dust on his body and said, "I helped you today, and I also helped people's hearts." The I who you kneel today is also the conscience of heaven and earth. I only hope that in the future, people's hearts do not need to be supported, everyone supports each other! ”