Chapter 245: Dad Sleeps with Mom Tonight!

Yang Yi shouted incredible, it seems that God, this old man, is a little idle today, knowing that Yang Yi needs these props now, he did not hesitate to send them. It seems that he still has a good conscience. This is simply to create sufficient conditions for him, now that the woman has it, there is a condom, and the difference is a big bed, so it will be perfect. Yang Yi swore that if he could successfully get out of bed with the beautiful woman next to him today, he would definitely thank this bad and lovable old man a hundred times before doing his errand.

Mu Yue naturally also saw the thing in Yang Yi's hand, and her pretty face turned red all of a sudden, how could there be such a thing? He glared at Yang Yi, who was still smiling lewdly, with some annoyance, and scolded: "Why don't you throw it away? ”

Damn, Yang Yi almost jumped to his feet, even God has to be kind enough to fulfill us, you want to throw it away, what a pity. Besides, this is not used, how can it be dirty? Yang Yi smiled brightly, and then raised his hand and threw the thing out, of course, he was just making a show, if he really threw it, I am afraid that it would be thundered at night.

Mu Yue turned her head to look at the lake behind her, although her face tried her best to remain calm, she couldn't calm down. Although she is no longer an untrained girl, she has been single for so many years now. Well, she admits that she's starting to like this smiling now. But this kind of thing can only be done by going with the flow. When the love is deep, what should happen and what shouldn't happen will happen naturally, but this sudden extra thing is something that a woman will feel unbearable. It's embarrassing.

Mu Yue felt so embarrassed and embarrassed at this time, this was simply embarrassing. How could such a thing happen? I was a little angry and a little hopeful. She couldn't tell what kind of contradiction it was, but it was complicated.

Xiao Siyu saw that Yang Yi threw away the things he picked up, looked at Yang Yi a little inexplicably, and said, "Dad, why did you throw it away?

"Eh?" Yang Yi didn't know how to explain this thing, if an adult could say it, but this is a child. You can't say that this is a trap used when doing things, right? I guess if I said that, Mu Yue would definitely slap him. Cancan smiled and said, "You'll know what this thing is when you grow up." ”

"Don't pick up random things on the road in the future, do you know?" Mu Yue said with some sternness.

Xiao Siyu hid behind Yang Yi with some fear, and replied softly that he knew.

Before he knew it, it was already dark, and Yang Yi watched the couple in the park start to move their hands and feet as if no one was around, and the itch in his heart. No wonder it is said that the place where the virgin is buried is a park. This sentence is definitely a wise saying. The first time I took other girls to the hotel, people didn't think you were a stinky hooligan. How good it is to bring it to the park, girls will not doubt your purpose, the two of them looked at each other affectionately for half an hour and an hour, and they naturally fell in love to the depths. Then you can start kissing and stroking until you finally have everything done, and that's it. It is also logical to take a hotel in the future, no.

Thinking of this, Yang Yi remembered a joke about a couple who went to the park to play, and finally couldn't help it. Because the boy didn't wear a condom, he grabbed one on the grass next to him, turned it over and put it on, and went straight to the gun, unfortunately the girl was pregnant. The man was amazed. When asked who the girl belonged to, the girl slapped the boy in the face and scolded angrily, "It's the owner of the previous set." ”

Yang Yi looked at it and thought about it, and looked at it from Mu Yue's point of view, it was Yang Yi's eyes staring at the two couples who were already groping on each other. It's almost drooling. Mu Yue glanced at Yang Yi with disdain, and scolded in a low voice that a man doesn't have a good thing. Gently blew in Yang Yi's ear and said, "Is it good-looking?"

"Good looking. Yang Yi nodded honestly as if he was demented.

"Do you want to?"

"Yes. ”

"You go die. Mu Yue was furious. Then he turned around and left with Xiao Siyu without hesitation.

It took Yang Yi a long time to come back to his senses, and he realized that he had made a big mistake, so he hurriedly kept up. With a shy face, he said, "Sister Yue, don't be angry." I was just joking, don't be angry. Then he squeezed his eyes at Xiao Siyu.

Xiao Siyu is not ordinary smart, pulled Mu Yue's trouser leg and said, "Mom." Dad is really joking, I can testify. ”

Mu Yue glared fiercely at the two fathers and sons. He scolded in a low voice: "Not a good thing." Then he twisted *** and walked away with a proud face.

Yang Yi smiled bitterly and glanced at Xiao Siyu. This is a real disaster. Some nostalgic glances at the lingering scene on the side of the road, and made up their minds that they will come here to watch the live broadcast when they have nothing to do in the future, which is much more sensational than watching it on the computer. Of course - it would be nice to be able to bring a real fight. Only then did he hug Xiao Siyu and hurriedly rushed up.

On the way home, it was the same as when she came, Mu Yue kept a cold face and didn't speak, no matter what Yang Yi said, she was unmoved. Otherwise, she didn't lock the door when she entered, and Yang Yi really wondered if Sister Zhen really didn't want their father and son.

Originally, Yang Yi planned to take the whole family to eat out, but such an incredible thing happened, and now he can only soak in the soup. Mu Yue tied her apron and cooked without saying a word, and it seemed that she was still angry with him. Yang Yi was not discouraged, but became more and more courageous. Let Xiao Siyu watch TV in the living room. But he ran to the kitchen and asked for help with a shy face. But Mu Yue never wanted to speak, and Yang Yi could only stand on the side. In the end, I couldn't stay any longer, so I could only run to watch cartoons with Xiao Siyu.

When Mu Yue came out with the meal, she watched Yang Yi hugging Xiao Siyu, staring at the TV without blinking, and her mouth was about to crack behind her ears. A smile inadvertently appeared on the corner of his mouth. Although she was very angry before, she was almost consumed by Yang Yi along the way, but she was still a little embarrassed to talk to Yang Yi. After all, this kind of thing is really embarrassing. put all the dishes on the table one by one, and originally planned to shout Yangyi, but when I thought of myself, I was still angry with Yangyi. He swallowed back the words that came to his lips. Then a man sat down at the dinner table and sent a text message to Yang Yi.

Yang Yi had already seen that the meal had been prepared, but he had just waited for Mu Yue to call him. But who would have thought that this little girl would have this trick. After reading the text message with a surprised face, he couldn't help but glance back at Mu Yue, who hurriedly lowered his head and pretended to be eating.

Yang Yi couldn't help but laugh dumbly, lowered his head next to Xiao Siyu's ear, and said softly: "Xiao Siyu, if your mother doesn't ask us to come over for dinner, let's not go over, okay?"

"Good. "Xiao Siyu is naturally a little more sticky than Muyue now. So he didn't hesitate to choose to betray his own mother and take refuge in his godfather.

Mu Yue really couldn't sit still, so she sent another message to Yang Yi, saying that if she didn't eat again, she would go and pour the food. Yang Yi Khan, he dislikes threats the most. But this one had to be compromised. Who told the stomach not to be angry? Holding Xiao Siyu upside down, he ran to the dining table and sat down. Then he randomly stuffed a chopstick dish into his mouth, and vaguely said that it was delicious and delicious.

Xiao Siyu looked at Yang Yi with some puzzlement, and asked, "Dad, didn't you say that if Mom didn't ask us to come over, we wouldn't come?"

"Siyu. This is called a person who knows the times as a handsome. Yang Yi Chunchun taught. He glanced at Mu Yue with a smile, and then said, "We have to fight for a breath, but we can't get along with our stomachs, right?" I'm hungry anyway, and I'll fight with some people when we're full. ”

"Oh" Xiao Siyu nodded a little incomprehensibly, and then began to gobble up Yang Yi's appearance. It's like having a eating competition.

When Yang Yi and Xiao Siyu finished eating, Mu Yue solved the small half bowl. Seeing that the two men, one big and one small, stared back at him fiercely, but he was embarrassed to continue eating.

By the time I finished cleaning up, it was already past nine o'clock in the evening. Yang Yi is determined to coax Mu Yue tonight. So wherever Mu Yue goes, he follows. Mu Yue really had no choice but to grit her teeth and go into the bathroom. Squatting in it all the time.

Mu Yue was squatting in the bathroom, and Yang Yi was squatting outside, who couldn't consume whom.

In the end, poor Mu Yue squatted in the toilet for an hour before coming out. When he came out, his face was green. His eyes glared at Yang Yi very fiercely, and he almost roared, "What do you want to do?"

Yang Yi smiled disapprovingly, and said, "What's the matter? Are you still angry with me? I said that I didn't mean it, don't be angry if you have a lot of adults, okay?"

"Okay. I have one condition, though. The corners of Mu Yue's mouth turned up slightly, and she looked at Yang Yi with deep meaning.

Yang Yi could see that this condition must not be something that an ordinary person could complete, but he had to agree hard, there was no way, who let himself not be calm when he saw the wild mandarin duck. It's well deserved. Not to mention one, even ten hundred and a hundred, he had to agree. Gritting his teeth, he said pleadingly, "Okay, you can say it." "That look is really unbearable.

Mu Yue didn't know if it was the result of thinking about it for an hour in the toilet, or if it was improvised. He smiled lightly and said, "I will forgive you if you promise me not to see that kind of thing in the future." ”

"That's it?" Yang Yi really wondered if his ears had heard it wrong, and this request was too simple. As long as I stay calm in front of her in the future, I will say something else, anyway, she can't see it.

"Then you swear. Mu Yue said a little reluctantly.

Yang Yi made a very vicious oath with disdain, anyway, he has been doing this kind of thing for a long time now, and he will send it once and send it twice. And only these sensual women would believe it.

Mu Yue saw that Yang Yi had finished his oath seriously, so she smiled with satisfaction. It can be regarded as the behavior of Brother Pig who reluctantly turned out to be Yangyi.

Yang Yi actually has a lot of complaints about this, my brother is also a man, can he not be attracted when he sees such a vivid and lively scene? This woman may have wanted to see it at the time, but she was just embarrassed to show it in front of a man. Yang Yi had some evil thoughts.

Xiao Siyu may have been tired of watching TV, so he turned off the TV by himself. Then he walked up to Yang Yi and looked like a little adult. Pointing to Mu Yue's bedroom, he said, "Dad, you sleep with your mother tonight, and I'll sleep in that room." That's it, I'm going to sleep. With that, he jumped back to his room.