Chapter 2 Successive pretending to fail

All this turned out to be true!

Hu Xiaoer's excitement was incomparable: "Lao Tzu is going to be developed!"

Hu Xiaoer's consciousness moved, as if he was receiving the reward after the game, and took out the props in the treasure chest with a brush.

A glittering silver Heavenly Master Knife.

Heavenly Master Knife: A sharp weapon for cutting ghosts, cutting when you see a ghost, it is extremely sharp, but it is difficult to say whether you can cut it or not.

"System, are you kidding me?"

The more than one meter long Heavenly Master Knife was densely painted with charms, and a pattern of a naked mermaid faintly appeared on the back of the knife.

I'm rubbing! The Heavenly Master turned out to be a mermaid.

Then he took out his golden robe and shook it at his body, posing at the shadow in the floor.

"I'm so fucking handsome!"

Dao robe: high-end atmosphere and grade, low-key luxury has connotation, not only can pretend to be forced, but also can deter ghosts.

"Pretend, yes, I like it!"

Grapefruit leaves: Swing the eyelids to open the yin and yang eyes, which lasts for ten minutes and is disposable.

Demon Gourd: Suck defeated evil ghosts into the gourd and annihilate them.

Yunnan Black Medicine: A sharp weapon to drive away ghosts, which can seriously injure ghosts.

"Yunnan black medicine? I thought there was only Yunnan white medicine, and sure enough, black and white have not been separated since ancient times. White medicine cures people, black medicine makes ghosts!"

In the blink of an eye, Hu Xiaoer put on his clothes and props.

Putting on a robe, lifting a machete, and hanging a gourd around his waist, Hu Xiaoer's temperament immediately changed.

System Tips: Surrendering ghosts is extremely important, each time according to the level of the surrendered ghosts and the time spent, etc., to obtain experience points and gold coins accordingly, and randomly drop equipment boxes. Therefore, I hope that the host will exert its strongest skills and solve the problem quickly!

Hu Xiaoer took a deep breath, he just wanted me to cut the ghost quickly!

With my ability to move bricks for two years, I can't catch it!

Hu Xiaoer roared and kicked the door open, "This heavenly master is here!"

I'm afraid of the sudden silence in the air......

In the ward, several doctors who were examining patients stopped their work and looked at him in a daze.

For a time, countless relatives and friends + patients + nurses + doctors who visited patients in the ward looked directly at themselves with a ghostly expression.

Am I that handsome? Hu Xiaoer's heart was happy.

Everyone took out their mobile phones to take pictures.

Hu Xiaoer was overjoyed and hurriedly posed a few times.

"Young man, are you from the Third Academy?" asked the old man on the side.

"Third Hospital?" Hu Xiaoer touched his head, I look so handsome, and I am dressed like this, and my temperament is leaking, the old man probably thinks of himself as an actor!

They must have thought that I was from the film academy, and the third academy should be the film academy!

"Yes, I'm from the Third Academy, this heavenly master is not handsome!"

Everyone nodded.

"Young man, I think you're right! I know at a glance that you're from the Third Academy!" the old man smiled proudly.

Hu Xiaoer nodded in response, and was immediately relieved by the system's reminder again.

System: WARNING! The ghost is about to injure the hostage, please subdue it as soon as possible!

I wiped it! There was such a thing.

Seeing that the people around him were still looking at him motionlessly, Hu Xiaoer felt a burst of anger in his heart.

Static braking, this ghost is so cunning.

"Come out!" Hu Xiaoer raised his machete and shouted, startling the people around him.

"Ghost, come out, Lao Tzu hacked you to death!"

The people around him immediately flinched in fright.

"Young man, put the knife down! Don't be impulsive! Put down the knife, will the uncles and aunts buy you medicine to eat?" the old man looked frightened.

"Buy medicine and take it? You treat Lao Tzu as mentally ill?" Let me tell you, this Heavenly Master is here to subdue demons, and there is a ghost in your room! I'll subdue it!" Hu Xiaoer scolded angrily.

The little girl on the side was scared and cried: "Mom, I don't want to be mentally ill, I'd rather have a ghost than be mentally ill?"

Her mother gagged him.

Only then did he notice that there was no Qian Guoguo and the housekeeper in the room, and there was no little boy in the room as the system said.

"Ahh

"What's going on out there?" the doctor asked instinctively. 、

At this time, Hu Xiaoer had an ominous premonition.

Could it be that I went to the wrong room?

His face swelled slightly, and he took a few steps back, moved out of the room, and looked up......

Sure enough, I went to the wrong room!

"Look!!" Hu Xiaoer pointed out the window, and everyone's eyes swept out the window.

Hu Xiaoer immediately closed the door and ran away.

It's so dangerous! Fuck, I'm embarrassed and embarrassed! I kicked the wrong door in an excited way.

When I turned around, I saw many young nurses peeping in front of the ward not far away.

"Oh no! The boss and housekeeper are still inside!"

Hu Xiaoer picked up the machete and rushed over, and he was stunned when he walked to the door.

The entire window and door glass of the ward was covered in a layer of black mysterious substance, and it was impossible to see what was going on inside.

Reach out to open the door, but you can't open it!

"Demon, sure enough, the mana is strong, see how this Heavenly Master subdues you!"

Hu Xiaoer rubbed his hands, in fact, he was pretending to show the nurses and sisters on the side.

"Is this little handsome guy a Taoist priest?

"When I look inside, it's haunted, even the Taoist priest is here, but this little Taoist priest is so handsome!"

The nurses talked a lot, and Hu Xiaoer was full of energy.

He stepped back two meters, roared, and kicked on the door: "Poor road!"

"Bang!"

"Oops!"

Hu Xiaoer hugged his feet and screamed, he couldn't kick it!

Hu Xiaoer was annoyed, Nima, it was embarrassing enough to go to the wrong room just now, and now it was embarrassing again!

This ghost, Lao Tzu is not finished with you! Just by relying on these two pretending failures, this Liangzi will be settled, and this revenge will not be revenged, and it will not be a hero!

System:......

Looking at the string of ellipses of the system, Hu Xiaoer scolded secretly, is even the system laughing at himself?

So he riveted himself and kicked at the door again, almost this time with all his strength he kicked away.

Just as he was about to kick the door, the door opened automatically!

Automatic... Open... Opened ......

"Oops!"

Hu Xiaoer couldn't stop the car, and flew in by inertia, and a dog came to eat Xiang in an instant, and the door closed again.

"Who's coming!" a high-pitched, terrifying roar came out of the darkness.

Hu Xiaoer looked up and found that Qian Guoguo, the housekeeper and several middle-aged people were hanging on the roof, hanging in the air, like silkworm babies, but their whole bodies were entangled with black substance, and their mouths were also entangled in black substance so that they couldn't speak.

The entire room is covered in black matter, forming an enchantment.

"Demon! Your grandfather Hu Xiaoer, I'm here to clean you up!

Several people who were hanging in the air looked at Hu Xiaoer in shock, and their eyes reflected hope.

Among them, Qian Guoguo and the housekeeper even looked at Hu Xiaoer, who looked like a fairy and a bone, and their eyes were extremely admiring.

Hacking this ghost to death doesn't mean saving Qian Guoguo's life again.

At that time, Qian Guo, who is worth tens of billions, will owe himself two lives!

You don't have to worry about it for the rest of your life!

System: Did Lao Tzu choose the wrong person?

I'm sorry, it's already late! Hu Xiaoer laughed wildly.

Hu Xiaoer raised his machete and shouted, the time to pretend to be forced in front of the boss has come!