Suddenly, in the cold storage, a tall and strange figure suddenly stood up. { with }{ dream } щ{suimеng][lā} .

"Deadpool, you're not dead. Bullseye grinned and pointed the flamethrower at the figure, "But you're not far from death, look at how powerful my flamethrower is!"

"You're wrong!" shouted the figure, "I'm not Deadpool, I'm Pig Man!"

Bullseye was stunned, he completely misheard, "What Spider-Man? Don't be kidding, how could Spider-Man be here?"

The homonyms of Pig Man and Spider-Man are very similar, and the bullseye is preconceived and sounds like Spider-Man.

The figure walked out of the hole and stood under the light, "Not Spider-Man!" It's the Pig Eater, a hero of the world, framed by his obscene and despicable enemy, in a desperate situation, that obscene and despicable enemy, even refused to let go of the great super hero, and wanted to set fire to the super great super hero, but unfortunately our super great super invincible hero, at a critical moment, got a legendary equipment, withstood the raging flames, he became holy, that is my handsome and chic, unparalleled beauty, loved by everyone, flowers bloom, thousands of girls are obsessed with the pig man!"

This man is actually Deadpool, but he has a pig's head on his head, wears pork armor, and has pork chops on his feet, and looks like a pig that has become a sperm.

"Whoever you are, you have to die for me!" Bullseye hurriedly raised his flamethrower and spewed a burst of fire at Deadpool.

Deadpool blocked the flames with the pork on his body, and successfully broke out of the cold storage, he threw out a high-frequency vibranium knife, cutting off the flamethrower's oil supply pipe, and the flamethrower immediately extinguished the fire, he single-handedly went straight to the bull's-eye's head.

Bullseye pulled out a high-frequency vibranium knife and slashed it with Deadpool, and the two of them came and went, and neither of them could take anyone.

Without the threat of a fire extinguisher, Deadpool's pork becomes a liability, leaving him unable to keep up with the bullseye's speed.

But Bullseye can't do anything about Deadpool, Bullseye doesn't dare to cut off the pork on Deadpool, because that is equivalent to liberating Deadpool, but except for the area covered by pork, there is really no place to attack, the more he fights, the more aggrieved he becomes, Deadpool is still an undead, how can he fight? Osborne sent him, did he let him kill, or did he want to send him to death.

The battle between the two became more and more intense, and wounds began to appear on the bullseye's body, and blood seeped out along the uniform, but the opponent's body did not leave even a small scar, and the wounds that appeared disappeared in an instant, and the bullseye became more and more frustrated.

Suddenly, Bullseye threw the knife in his hand aside, he did several backflips in a row, and shook off Deadpool, "Don't fight! ”

The words are not rough, the bullseye of the argument skill is slightly inferior to Deadpool, but it is not bad enough to be beaten, if Deadpool does not have a self-healing factor, the battle between the two is almost 45 and 55 open, and the difference in win rate is no more than one percent, but now the bullseye does not even have a single win rate.

"If you say you won't fight, I'll have to spare you? You just blew me up with a bomb, sprayed me with a flamethrower, and slashed me with a knife, that's all? Do you treat me as a sandbag? If you have nothing to do, you can beat me up, and then clap your hands and it's over!" Deadpool has suffered so much, it is impossible to just let go of the bullseye.

Bullseye took two steps back, widening the distance between him and Deadpool, "I warn you, if you come back again, I'll run, I can run in 100 meters in 10 seconds, you're wearing a pig on your body, you can't outrun me when you're tired, what can you do with me? Anyway, I just won't fight you, you're too sloppy." ”

Deadpool was so angry that his fingers trembled, "From beginning to end, it was you who unilaterally challenged me, it was you who attacked me with all kinds of strange hidden weapons, the people who used bombs and grenades, and even RPGs, or you, even the flamethrower, you said I was Laipi?

"Nima, you can heal yourself, and you can't kill you! Even if I use a nuclear bomb, I have a bird? You have so many plug-in abilities, I can't fight you, you are Laipi, I won't play with you anymore, and so on, your body smells good." As Bullseye spoke, he suddenly heard a tempting aroma from Deadpool's direction, and he twitched his nose twice, and the aroma was so fragrant that he couldn't help but drool.

Just now the bullseye set fire, Deadpool was burned to the point that there was no way, so he cut a pig, tied the pork chops to the soles of his shoes, tied the pig's body to his body, and buckled the pig's head to the head.

Bullseye said this, Deadpool suddenly found that he was also hungry, he tore off a pig's trotter from his arm and took two bites, except for a little light, the roast pig's trotters in five-star hotels are not of this level, it is no wonder, even if it is a five-star hotel, they dare not take a military flamethrower to make barbecue, "The taste is simply amazing! Bullseye, do you have salt there? This is a little too light." ”

"Hmph" Bullseye sneered for a long time, he took out a small bottle from his arms, which contained salt, pepper and other condiments, and there was cumin in the cow, he threw the vial out, "What a fool, in vain you are still the world's number one mercenary, when you are on a mission and waiting for the target to appear, haven't you considered the problem of eating, I am different, I carry compressed food with me, as well as all kinds of spices, eat well, drink well, and have physical strength to kill good people, killing is a physical job, how can you do it if you don't eat enough." ”

Deadpool took the spice bottle, sprinkled it on the pig's trotters, and then took a bite, the soft and delicious pig's trotters entered his mouth, and immediately melted, the pig's trotters were gone, and he didn't come to be rude, Deadpool dragged a pig's trotters, sprinkled with condiments, and threw them to the bullseye, "Don't compare, try my roast pig's trotters of Pig Man, you can eat one, I want two." ”

Bullseye shook his head, "No, I'm a Jew who believes in Lao Hu, and I don't eat pork." ”

Xin Lao Hu, who is still a Jew, has a double taboo on pork, and he dare not eat it no matter how greedy he is.

"Don't talk nonsense, your saliva is almost on the ground, you usually kill people and set fires, you haven't done anything bad, even if you die, you will go to hell, what do you believe Lao Hu?

Bullseye thought about it, the bad things he usually did were enough to sit through hell, so he took a big bite and was immediately impressed by the rich fragrance, "It's delicious! It's so delicious, I haven't eaten pork for so many years, I have lost a lot, this pork has taught me to settle down!"

So the two foodies turned enemies into friends, stopped fighting for the time being, and changed to squatting on the ground and gnawing on pig's trotters.

Bullseye's eyes rolled, and he asked tentatively, "Hey, don't patronize yourself yet, let me ask you, why is your self-healing factor so powerful? ”

Deadpool snorted unhappily, "It's all to blame on Thanos, the old thief, he was afraid that I would cuckold him, so he gave me an immortal curse, so that I couldn't die, even a nuclear bomb couldn't kill me, pity my dear goddess of death, I can only stay alone in the boudoir, it's a pity, she's a standard slut." ”

Bullseye said disdainfully, "Goddess of death, that old woman, must be billions years old, can it be compared to our family Ai Iijima, or can it be compared to Muto Lan?"

When it comes to this topic, Deadpool really doesn't accept anyone, "I think you seem to be a person who lived in the last century, how to open your mouth are two teachers who have been dead for many years, in my hard drive, they are outdated, and Mr. Hatano is not good, I have a chance to let you see my collection, in my computer, there is a hard currency of one hundred and sixty g hard disks, and any one of them has the power of earth-shattering and crying ghosts." ”

"One hundred and sixty g? That's a bit too fake, it's twice as much as mine, and I'm a little bit unconvinced, but I'll have to see it when I have the chance." Bullseye said incredulously.

Deadpool didn't refute, he took out a memory from the handle of the knife and threw it to the bullseye, and the bullseye immediately checked it with the instrument on his wrist, and the instrument showed that there were indeed one hundred and sixty g of content in the memory.

Bullseye gave a thumbs up and gave Deadpool a big thumbs up, "I didn't accept it before, why are you the first mercenary, I am so capable, why is it only the third, I fought with you today, I served, not only are your combat skills above me, but even the big movies in the hard drive are more than me, there are people outside the world, there are heavens outside the sky, I have seen a long time today." ”

Deadpool is not a humble person, others praise him twice, and he immediately goes to heaven, forgetting any hatred, "Haha, where, you're not bad." ”

Bullseye's eyeball rolled, and he tentatively asked a central question, "Deadpool, why are you messing around in Osborne's hotel?"

Deadpool ate happily and almost told the truth, but fortunately he woke up early and swallowed half of his words back, "Hey, what else can I do, it's just to collect debts, Osborne owes me $100 million, and he plans to repay the debt, so no one can do it, right?"

Bullseye slapped his thigh, "That's right, mercenary assassin, what I hate the most is to pay off the debt, which bastard dares to do this, is it easy for us to make some money? ”

After the bullseye was sprayed, I remembered that this scum was his current boss, Norman Osborne, who accidentally sprayed the boss.