It was Nangong Yue who called and asked Mai Xiaoji to go for a review.

Re-examination of a fart, Lao Tzu has no mental illness, Mai Xiaoji cursed in his heart, but said on his lips: "Doctor Nangong, I'm fine, so I won't go." Besides, it's also a high consumption to you, and I have too much debt and don't want to spend money indiscriminately. ”

"Is that so?"

"Hmm. Mai Xiaoji thought that Nangong Yue would fool him into going on under the pretext of being free, but it turned out to be a threat, "If you don't come, then you must install a positioning bracelet." ”

"I'm no longer suicidal, it's useless for you to threaten me!" Mai Xiaoji was annoyed.

A piece of news broke out on the Internet, and the heat rose very quickly, saying that there was a fall on the glass plank road in Taiping Mountain. Some say it was suicide, others say it was homicide. ”

"It's not me who fell into the water!"

"But it's about you. ”

Mai Xiaoji was so angry that the roots of his teeth itched, he once told Shi Youzhi to hide his and Jiang Wenqian's names when contacting his peers, but he was still noticed by Nangong Yue. Looking for a girlfriend, I'd rather find a stupid sister like Jiang Wenqian than a shrewd and wise woman like Nangong Yue.

"Hehe, I've wanted to go for a long time......"

"Tomorrow at ten o'clock in the morning. ”

Nangong Yue didn't wait for her to finish speaking, then hung up the phone, and Mai Xiaoji said indignantly: "I wish you can't find your in-laws for the rest of your life!"

Jiang Wenqian on the side sneered, "What kind of ability is it to be accompanied by people on the phone, put down the phone and scold, you really don't have any manhood." ”

"You women just stand and talk without back pain, it's not easy for men to live in modern times, if you can choose your gender before reincarnation, I'd rather my mother give birth to a girl!" Mai Xiaoji squinted.

Jiang Wenqian thought for a while, and asked again: "Xiaoji, what if, well, one day you wake up, look down and find that you are gone, and you have become a woman!

"What kind of problem is this?" said McEch, stunned.

"It's just what if, to use an analogy. ”

"What do you mean, you also followed Nangong Yuexue for psychological research?"

"Well, sort of, I think psychology is a hot topic. Jiang Wenqian said with a straight face, and what she said seemed to be true.

Hehe, impressive, Mai Xiaoji said without thinking: "You don't need to ask this question, first of all, you can have a good time, and then go to the women's bathhouse, visit the women's locker room, and make appointments with girlfriends!"

Jiang Wenqian was stunned and asked, really?

"Hey, your level is far from Nangong Yue, she must have seen at a glance that what I said was all true. ”

"Shameless!"

Jiang Wenqian scolded, but actually sighed, and went upstairs with a heavy heart. What kind of nerve is this, Mai Xiaoji pondered for a while, was happy, and shouted later: "Qianqian, I know, your concubine was changed by one of the men!"

"If you don't speak, no one will treat you like a dumb person. ”

McEigher burst into laughter, and then a slipper was thrown down from the stairs, dodging it neatly sideways.

The next day, it was ten o'clock, an hour later than the last time, indicating that Nangong Yue understood Mai Xiaoji's work and rest habits. That's where this woman thinks she's smart. Isn't it a double Ph.D. in psychology and medicine? Hehe, I'm going to make you wait this time!

Mai Xiaoji believes that to deal with this kind of woman, it is necessary to fight wits and courage and hit her self-confidence in order to get rid of control.

The next day, when Mai Xiaoji opened his eyes, it was already nine o'clock, he got up slowly, washed up briefly, warmed bread and milk, and then left the house and took a taxi to the Hospice Psychology Clinic in Xinghai Building.

When I arrived, it was about the same time as the last time, less than eleven o'clock in two minutes.

The female assistant with glasses knew Mai Xiaoji, and when she saw him come in, she politely got up to say hello, "Hello, Mr. Mai!"

"Hello, beauty. If Dr. Nangong is busy, I won't bother. Mai Xiaoji was ready to leave, but the female assistant said, "No, your time is eleven o'clock, and it will be there soon." ”

What? The second monk Mai Xiaoji was confused, so coincidentally, Nangong Yue also remembered the wrong time? Alas, if he had known that this was the case, he should have come on time, or delayed it for another hour.

Just as he was thinking about it, the door of the inner room opened, and Nangong Yue sent a middle-aged woman away, glanced at Mai Xiaoji, and said coldly: "Come in." ”

"Doctor Nangong, you don't have any concept of time, I've been waiting for an hour since ten o'clock. McXiaoji shouted.

"You're obsessively resistant to me, and I expect you'll be at this time. Nangong Yue smiled slyly.

Mai Xiaoji's back bones are cold, this woman's eyes are really poisonous, and she has figured out her character through two interactions. However, it was precisely because Nangong Yue was too confident that he didn't expect that he was not completely hypnotized at all last time.

And this time, Mai Xiaoji also made a little tricks, and put a small cactus ball in his trouser pocket when he came, along the way, due to carelessness, he was pricked several times, and it was proved with blood and tears that the cactus ball is easy to pierce the skin, and at the same time it plays a role in awakening the brain.

As for why Mai Xiaoji was not hypnotized by Nangong Yue, he didn't know very well, maybe he was born with immunity to her.

It was still the pocket watch with a chain, dangling in front of the lying Mai Xiaoji, with the stimulation of the cactus, this time he didn't even mean to sleep, but it made Mai Xiaoji feel a lot of pressure.

When the time came to test his acting skills, Mai Xiaoji's body relaxed, his eyes began to blur, he slowly found his senses and closed his eyes. I only heard Nangong Yue sigh slightly, and she didn't seem to be very satisfied with the hypnotic effect this time.

"Mai Xiaoji, can you hear me?" Even in this state, Nangong Yue's voice was still ethereal, and Mai Xiaoji didn't dare to be careless, and was always vigilant.

"Big beauty, is that you?" said McXiaoji's expression.

"If you have a good impression of me, why don't you want to come to the psychiatric clinic?"

"I don't like the way you look in reality, fierce, or the best in dreams, gentle and considerate and shy......"

"Mai Xiaoji, do you have any bad habits?" Nangong Yue asked suddenly.

"No!" Mai Xiaoji blurted out, he could feel that the air froze, not good, to show the filling, Mai Xiaoji said again, "No is impossible." ”

"Here's an example. ”

"Too much, what?"

"For example, do you like to steal things, or do you have a bad collecting habit?"

"Yes, I like to collect gold, I think it's the most beautiful and shiny thing in the world, and I can have it all. ”

Mai Xiaoji unconsciously had a happy expression on his face, and after Nangong Yue's identification, it was determined that he had been hypnotized. In fact, gold is very important to Mai Xiaoji, and he can't wait to have a mountain of gold, so that he can upgrade the mobile phone system crazy and get more help from the ancients.

"Do you usually have sudden outbursts of rage and hysterical seizures?" asked Nangong Yue.

"Yes, that's it when I was attacked suddenly, alas, once a Erha ran at me, I was very angry, kicked it into the pool, and then pushed its mistress into it, heh, hehehe......"

"It's revenge. So, do you feel the urge to go out on the street without clothes?"

What kind of problem is this, it's weird!