Chapter 204: I'm a teacher, not an old scalper.
Yang Yi was a little helpless, this teacher was really helpless, he had no prestige at all, and this group of small-forced cubs didn't give face at all. Yang Yi really wanted to shout: "Don't take the village chief as a cadre." ”
"Teacher Yang, the secret recipe you gave me is really useful, you see that I don't have any pimples on my face now. A boy stood up and said with a grin. Then he scratched his head narcissistically, and said embarrassedly: "Teacher, is there any medicine that can make people handsome? You see, I still beat a bachelor." You're good at saving us, right?"
"Fuck off. Yang Yi scolded with a smile, pointed to his face, and said: "What if there is a person who can make people handsome, and it will be my turn? Why don't I use it for myself? Although I am already very handsome, who would be too little ---?"
"Haha," a bunch of boys laughed and almost flipped over the table, this teacher - what a funny.
A few girls looked at Yang Yi with a look of hope, if it weren't for the fact that there were too many boys present, they would also want to ask Yang Yi if there was any way to enlarge breasts, tie their waists, and beautiful legs.
Yang Yi hadn't been to school recently, otherwise he would have been taken aback. Now the campus Internet is full of posts about Yangyi, what students cross the dragon gate and become teachers. A legendary teacher, a doctor with unpredictable skills. Some good deeds don't know how to get Yangyi's information. A post was made on the Internet, age, preferences. Where did you study in high school, where is your hometown, and is there a partner? Zero Zero has always issued a large piece, which is simply a Baidu encyclopedia. And it's all pretty much the same. I have to say that their energy is really strong, and they have a fight with the National Intelligence Agency of the United States. What's more, even a photo of Lin Xiaodan was posted, saying that this was Teacher Yang's secret girlfriend. If it was put in the past, no one would have said anything, but now that Yangyi's identity is a teacher, this is different. This is teacher-student love, which is forbidden. If it had been placed in the past, it would have been soaked in the pig cage.
The school is also quite a headache, stop this kind of thing, the principal can't bear it, Yang Yi is a friendly talent that is not easy to poach, if you offend him because of this. What should I do if someone pats their butts and leaves. But if we ignore it, what will happen to the love between teachers and students on campus in the future? Therefore, many meetings of all sizes have been held, and because the person concerned Yang Yi is not there, it will be over.
The name of Yangyi is now known not only to the entire medical university, but also to several nearby schools. I want to meet this legendary awesome character. There were students from other schools who came to class today.
Yang Yi naturally didn't know that he had made such a big move, otherwise he would have stood on the podium very coquettishly and narcissistically. After talking to a group of students who didn't know how to respect teachers for a long time, Yang Yi remembered his responsibility to teach and educate people. I was going to turn the pages to give a lecture, but I couldn't find the textbook. smiled awkwardly at the classmates below, then directly threw away the textbook, and said, "You losers, you are here to learn things in class, not to fight with me." It's a few dollars for a class, I feel sorry for you, don't waste your money, let's start the lecture. Many of you may have come to study TCM with the mentality of finishing your mission, but I tell you. If you still have this attitude, go home early and have children. I don't want to teach a bunch of quacks to ruin the reputation of Chinese medicine, now that Chinese medicine is in decline, as a Chinese, we should not stand by coldly, but do everything we can to carry this beam. Let those who say that Chinese medicine is witchcraft see how amazing Chinese medicine is. I don't care if you're from a Chinese medicine school or not, but when you enter my class, you have to study hard and make some achievements. I'm going to give you ten seconds to think about it, and I'm not going to stop you from leaving. Of course, I won't remember your absenteeism. If you want to stay, you have to learn from me. The death of the deserter by direct shooting. Yang Yi said a lot with a straight face, and he didn't even have time to breathe.
"Teacher Yang, we must follow you to learn Chinese medicine well. A girl mustered up the courage to raise her hand and said loudly. Yang Yi remembered that this girl was the ponytail girl who secretly chased him out last time to show him menstrual cramps. Yang Yi remembered that she was still quite shy at that time, but she didn't expect to be much bolder now.
"Yes, how handsome it is to learn Chinese medicine well, and it will not be easy to chase girls when the time comes. A boy said with a laugh. With a yearning on his face, he can't wait for the gods to possess his body now and his medical skills are complete. Then a large group of children fell under his --- jeans.
And then there was a large chorus, all of them eagerly anyway. This is all due to the fact that in the first class, Yang Yi used miraculous Chinese medicine to cure some people's hidden diseases. Almost all of the eleven holidays that Yang Yi had looked at were all fine after they came. They couldn't help but praise their friends and relatives for the medical skills of this amazing teacher. This is simply amazing, especially those eyes, which are simply clairvoyant eyes, and you can see the disease at a glance. Is there anything more amazing than that? Some of the girls are wondering, I don't know if this teacher can see through clothes, and if they have such a function, then wouldn't they be standing naked in front of him? Oh, shame on people.
There are some foreign schools, because they are all hearsay, and they are not interested in Chinese medicine. More than a dozen students saw Yang Yi Zhenren and felt that it was nothing unusual, not with one nose and two eyes. He shook his head in disappointment, then got up and left.
When there was no movement, Yang Yi nodded with satisfaction. It's also a gratifying thing that there are so many people left. He cleared his throat and said, "You are now one hundred and fifteen people, as long as you don't give up, I believe that I will definitely teach one hundred and fifteen good Chinese medicine." Now let's start the official class, what --- that classmate can borrow me a book? I forgot to bring it today. Yang Yi scratched his head embarrassedly.
provoked Huang Yaohui and the others to secretly despise it, this third child, why don't you usually see such a thing to say. Didn't you just see a girl there? Deliberately stealing the limelight. Despise is despised, but after all, a good buddy in the dormitory. can't lose Yangyi's face, Huang Yaohui still gave his book to it.
Yang Yi was slightly disappointed, originally thinking that a beautiful woman would take the initiative to borrow her book. Today I played at a super level. If you are accidentally admired, you don't know if you quietly add your mobile phone number to the book. Now that they are all disturbed by this guy, Yang Yi secretly glared at Huang Yaohui. Huang Yaohui was inexplicable, and secretly slandered himself.
Yang Yi flipped through the book and felt that what was said in the book was not as good as his own. Then he threw the book on the lectern. "The most important thing in Chinese medicine is diagnosis, of course, this is the course I teach. When a person is sick, only by knowing what disease he has can he prescribe the right medicine. Traditional Chinese medicine pays attention to the four diagnostic methods of looking, hearing, asking and cutting. God who knows what he knows; Hearing and knowing is holy; Ask and know is the teacher; Knowing what it means is work. Cutting is the most basic and the most advanced method. Of course, I don't have high requirements for you, you don't need to know everything, as long as you can cut it 100% correctly. ”
"Teacher, did you just know it last time?" asked a girl who raised her hand.
Day, Lao Tzu is cheating, Yang Yi nodded shamelessly, and said, "Yes,"
"Teacher, when will I be able to be like you?" asked a boy with a longing expression. God, what a distant word, standing so alive before us. This is a godsend, if you don't hug your thighs now, when will you hold them?
Day, you can't learn it for the rest of your life. How can this kind of one-in-a-million opportunity be available to everyone? I have a super cheat, and he also thought, Yang Yi was very disdainful in his heart. It's good to be ambitious, but it shouldn't be too outrageous. He smiled lightly and said, "As long as you work hard, you will become a great god one day." "Someday, who knows which day. Yang Yi thought without any psychological pressure.
A few second-class goods in the bedroom are even more eager to try, as the so-called building near the water gets the moon first. They are also comrades-in-arms in the dormitory wearing big pants and watching art films. Isn't it private to teach some shortcuts and cheats or something?
As soon as Li Fatzi thought that he could be as awesome as Yang Yi to please girls, he couldn't help but feel a commotion in his heart, and he couldn't wait to go up and replace Yang Yi's head now.
"No wonder he hooked up so many beautiful girls as soon as school started. It turned out that it all relied on this miraculous medical skill. Lao Tzu also has to study hard, and he will soak up the world in the future. "Fat Li, big man, Sun Guoping thought almost at the same time.
Yang Yisheng gave a large look of envy, and then continued to drool. I talked a lot about it, and it was all the most basic theories anyway. Yang Yi doesn't care if they can remember so much, anyway, they will instill it first, and then remember it slowly, if the foundation is not good, everything will be in vain.
Before the end of class, Yang Yi asked the class leader to get him a list, and wrote his QQ number on the blackboard in the remaining minutes, and then looked at the noisy classroom, showed a mouthful of good-looking teeth, and said loudly: "Everyone will add me as a friend when you go back, if you have friends who are sick, you can send me a message." If you have any questions, you can also ask me. Finally, I'll tell you the bad news quietly, I'm not going to just teach you diagnostics. Medication, whatever, I'll teach interspersed. You have to be mentally prepared, I want to bring out a group of doctors who can see patients and save people, not half-baked people who can only diagnose and not grasp medicine. ”
"Teacher, don't we have to go to another teacher's class?" asked a girl excitedly.
Yang Yi shook his head and said, "They talk about the basics, and I talk about practice." Not only do you have to go, but you have to study hard. ”
"Dude, help me out, we're interested in your lesson. Tell the school about it, and let you teach us all the lessons. A student patted Yang Yi on the shoulder and said with a smile.
Yang Yi almost laughed angrily, patted his shoulder with his backhand, and said with a smile: "Child, I am a teacher, not an old scalper." You want to exhaust me?"