Chapter 310: Deadpool is a very single-minded person

Doctor Strange, who was following behind Deadpool, looked the second daughter up and down, and he said jealously, "Don't say, Deadpool's affair is still good, where did you find these two beauties? Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Doctor Strange is known as Dr. Kidney Deficiency, he is simply a copy of the old-timer Merlin, he likes beautiful women all his life, but beautiful women will leave him, and there are rumors that he has kidney deficiency....

Deadpool gently hugged the second daughter and kissed her softly on the lips, "I know Bob's horror better than any of you, but I must face this most terrifying enemy, if I escape, I will no longer be worthy of being loved by you, so, my lovers, let me go, let me face my ultimate fate!"

Doctor Strange was in mid-air, excitedly took out a small notebook, and recorded it a little bit, "Oh oh oh oh~!! I see, at this time, don't be afraid of numbness, even if there are any disgusting words, you have to say it, Deadpool really has a set, no wonder even the goddess of death loves him, it's amazing... Awesome...."

Li Kang looked at Doctor Strange coldly on the side, and he asked sympathetically, "Strange, how old are you this year?"

"Thirty-nine, I'm still a young man, hahaha..." Doctor Strange smiled strangely, thirty-nine is a young man, forty years old is middle-aged, there is less than a year left inside and outside, no wonder Doctor Strange wants to emphasize that he is still a young man, and his days to continue to be a young man are numbered.

"It's still a single dog. ”

Doctor Strange trembled, as if he had received a 100 million point critical attack, he slowly turned his head and smiled mechanically, "Say.... I'm also a person who once had a girlfriend, it's not that I don't want to have a girlfriend, it's just that my job is too dangerous, and I have to face countless demons and monsters every day, how can I drag the people I love into this turbulent life.....?

"How many years ago did you have a girlfriend?" Li Kang ignored his set and asked directly.

"It was about half a year ago. Doctor Strange said casually.

"Half a year ago? Was there a girl named Ciri who came to study with you? I was good friends with her, and she never said what girlfriend you had? It was useless to lie to me, I was a master liar, especially a man like you, who blushed and had a thick neck and cramped muscles in his face when he lied, you are really not suitable for lying. Li Kang pierced him mercilessly.

Doctor Strange's old face turned red, and he coughed dryly twice, "So you know Ciri.... To be honest, I haven't had a serious girlfriend for ten years, I don't know why, after the girl dated me, she always said that I didn't understand gentleness, and then left me, I was obviously very gentle. ”

Li Kang thought about it, Doctor Strange especially likes to say some cold jokes that are so cold that they explode, because he is a doctor of medicine, and he especially likes to joke about people's victory shortcomings, and some obsessive-compulsive disorder, although most magicians have obsessive-compulsive disorder, but it is still rare to be like Doctor Strange, not who at this time, will take out a small notebook to record other people's love words, it can be seen that this person's problem is huge, although this is a good habit when he was still a student, but he is almost middle-aged, and then in this way, in the eyes of people, it is naïve and ridiculous, not only can not attract the attention of the opposite sex, but if he is not good, he will be considered a person of the same sex by the same sex。

Li Kang wanted to correct him, but then he thought about it again, this is my business, "Ah, it's okay, you continue to do well, if you can find a girlfriend, even if I lose." ”

Doctor Strange was devastated and said, "Wait, Li Kang, what do you mean by that?"

Li Kang ignored Doctor Strange, and instead pointed to the distance, "Look at the person flying over there, he doesn't look like me?"

Doctor Strange put his hand on the pergola and looked into the distance, and sure enough, he saw another Li Kang flying quickly, although the two Li Kang looked the same, but their temperament was completely different, to say the most obvious feature, at least Doctor Strange didn't see Li Kang crying, like the tears that flew to him like rain, he didn't even imagine it.

This is Li Kang in Deadpool's dream.

In the dream, as soon as Li Kang flew in front of Deadpool, he flew to Deadpool's body, "Don't go, Meat Ball Bob, he is not a person, he is a monster, you can't defeat him, I can't let you pass." ”

"Akang, can't you have some faith in me? You're my best friend, and if you don't believe me, I don't know... Who will believe me....." Deadpool was a little excited to help Li Kang in his dream, and at this time, Li Kang in his dream was almost crying to death.

Li Kang rolled up his sleeves in anger, Doctor Strange saw that something was wrong, and immediately grabbed Li Kang's hand, Li Kang struggled, "His grandmother is a male! He actually dreamed of me like this soft egg, when did I cry like a girl? You let go of me, I must teach him a good lesson!"

"Kang! No, can we escape from this nightmare realm, maybe the key is still in your friend, just now we have all fallen into the nightmare lord's evil arts, only your friend has no problem, his mental power is indeed very strong, stronger than both of us, if even he is defeated, we may really be trapped here forever, no big deal, this is all a dream, everything that happens in the dream is fake, if it were me, I wouldn't be angry." Doctor Strange grabbed Li Kang desperately, "It's really not good, after we go out, you will teach him a hard lesson, and then I will help you, and I admit that I haven't had a real girlfriend for fifteen years, I don't know why women hate me!"

"Fifteen years?" Li Kang couldn't help but look at Doctor Strange, "So, you are really a gold medal single dog, your personality has to be changed, I know you are a doctor, but you are really too kind-hearted sometimes." ”

"Hahaha.... Maybe, but because of this I have made a lot of good friends, maybe everyone knows that I have a good heart, so they are willing to talk to me, some things have two sides, although I do this, sometimes my situation is very difficult, but doctors, being able to save people always makes me very happy, you should also learn from me, don't be too selfish, I am more than ten years older than you, I will rely on the old and sell the old to say, according to my experience, anyone who does not suffer in all things, will suffer a big loss in the end, because everyone is on guard against you, your road will be narrower and narrower。 Doctor Strange said in a calm tone.

Li Kang has a deep understanding that when he recently lobbied the major Elysium to accept him, all the gods did not trust him, and he asked for Odin's head when he didn't move, knowing that Odin's old guy was extremely cunning, and sometimes he was more terrible than the devil, but he was forced to have no choice but to accept Odin's trial, and it was false to say that he was not worried that Odin would rebel, but Odin had a lot of criminal records.

"Okay, just listen to you, although you are a good mallet for chasing women, you are indeed very wise. Li Kang nodded, listening to Doctor Strange's persuasion.

Over there, Li Kang hugged Deadpool in the dream and cried, Deadpool persuaded a few words to no avail, he simply crossed Li Kang in the dream and continued to move forward, but he didn't expect Li Kang in the dream to hug Deadpool's thighs in vain, saying that he wouldn't let go, Deadpool had no choice but to hold Li Kang in the dream and continue to move forward.

Spider-Man led the way, and everyone soon came to Madison Plaza, at this time Madison Square was crowded, as if all New York people were coming, and the spotlight saw Deadpool from afar, and the brushes were focused on Deadpool.

Li Kang and Doctor Strange glanced at each other, what was going on? Why were there so many spotlights, it didn't seem to be a battle scene, what was Deadpool's nightmare?

"Deadpool!Deadpool!Deadpool!!We love you!!," a group of schoolgirls screamed, "We love you, Deadpool, you're the best!You're our hero!!"

A supermodel who was obviously not a school girl, but was dressed in a revealing school girl outfit, crossed the safety line and rushed to Deadpool, "Deadpool!

A fat and sturdy security guard tried to stop her, but she punched and kicked her and flew out more than 20 meters away, which is not scientific at all, but in the dream it is a hooligan.

The supermodel rushed to Deadpool, knelt down and hugged Deadpool's thighs, his eyes were as charming as cats, "Deadpool, do you know how much I love you? For you, I can run around New York City a hundred times." ”

"I know you love me very much, but I'm sorry, I already have a sweetheart and a lover, you can only be my **, I'm a very dedicated person. Deadpool said righteously.