Chapter 554: Headlines
Early the next morning, a group of people from Chujiang boarded the cruise ship, and three hours later, they returned to Haishi at about ten o'clock.
Chu Jiang turned into a little driver and returned to the role of a little driver, driving Ye Tingcheng to the company.
In the car, Chu Jiang looked at Ye Chengcheng in the rearview mirror and said, "I entered yesterday." ”
Entered?
What went in?
Ye Tingcheng looked dazed.
"I felt like I went in on top of the elephant yesterday. Chu Jiang hurriedly explained.
"You're daydreaming!" Ye Tingcheng rolled his eyes and complained, in fact, when he returned to the room, Ye Tingcheng checked the safety pants again and again, although they were broken a little, but fortunately, they were thickened and the quality was good, and finally held the line of defense.
It's just that...... When she checked the safety pants, she found that the cracked place was wet, but because it was not completely broken, it was wet, and she didn't bother with him, maybe it was sweat.
"I mean, I was under the elephant yesterday, and the high tide sprayed on your safety pants, and with my energy, they must have slipped in and played happily......"
"Ahh
Before Chu Jiang finished speaking, Ye Qingcheng screamed in surprise, ashamed and anxious, and finally understood what that wet place was.
This despicable and shameless guy is shocked, how can he be so unfocused!
The night she was drunk last time, after waking up the next day, after she kicked Chu Jiang out of the room, the first thing she did was to check if it was a safe period, and then she checked that it was a safe period.
But the safe period is not absolutely safe, so during this time, in her spare time, she occasionally has a little trouble, should she get pregnant at one time?
But I never imagined that it would be a long time before I fell for this bastard again, and the car earthquake was not involved, but it was caused by the elephant earthquake.
The safety period may not be safe, and the safety pants may not be safe, although it blocks the attack of the hardware, but when facing liquids......
The more Ye Tingcheng thought about it, the more troubled he became, and he stretched out his foot and kicked it out towards Chu Jiang.
"Don't move, don't move, you're driving!" Chu Jiang moved his body and flashed Ye Chengcheng's kick.
"At most, one will die together, who is afraid of whom!" Ye Tingcheng was about to collapse.
"Allure, if you have this kind of thought, I'm going to talk about you, because if there is a car accident at this moment, it may be one corpse and three lives!"
"Don't have such big eyes, don't believe it, look at today's headlines, when a man was swimming in the pool, he saw waves of beauties around him, rippling in the water waves, so he launched it once in YY, and then ...... Seventeen women were impregnated!"
"As for me, under the elephant quake, under your rough waves, although it is a shore, it is also a shore that will fight back. You can't really blame me for this, if you don't move, obediently, I'm sure I'm determined enough!"
"After all, it's you, and everything is caused by your mess!"
"No, I'm wrong, it's not you who cause the trouble, it's the elephant that causes the trouble, okay!"
When Chu Jiang was chattering, Ye Tingcheng's feet came again, and he had to change his words and put the blame on the elephant, which is a typical copy of the moon causing trouble!
Under Chu Jiang's boasting, as soon as Ye Tingcheng entered the office, the first thing really opened today's headlines.
Yes!
There really is such news in today's headlines.
She panicked and quickly checked to see if yesterday was a safe period.
It's okay if you don't check it, but after checking, Ye Chengcheng was stupid, and yesterday turned out to be a dangerous period.
After a while, Peng Yuqin came in to report on work, and found that Ye Tingcheng was distracted when he listened to it.
"Allure, what's wrong with you?"
"Sister Qin, have you read the headlines?"
"Look. ”
"What's that, could it be made up by the editor?"
"Which one?"
Peng Yuqin was a little confused, Ye Tingcheng generally pays attention to the headlines in finance, and there are a few key contents in finance, which one Ye Tingcheng asked, of course Peng Yuqin couldn't guess.
"It's not finance, it's ......" Ye Tingcheng was a little ashamed to speak.
"Allure, why are you weird today, what can't you say between you and me. Peng Yuqin said softly.
Ye Tingcheng clicked on the headlines of the day and pointed to the entertainment news that a man impregnated seventeen women in a swimming pool.
"Ahh ”
"What's that, just ask if it's okay, I think it's funny, how is this possible!"
Ye Tingcheng said lightly, as if he didn't care at all.
In fact, she was quite nervous, if such a time can happen, then the safety pants yesterday are indeed unsafe, especially during the dangerous period.
"How is this impossible, there is a popular saying that a man can impregnate a quarter of the women in the world at a time, and it is entirely possible to get seventeen women pregnant at a time in the swimming pool!" Peng Yuqin said with a serious face.
"Ahh
"Allure, what's wrong with you, when did you swim in the pool with a man?" Peng Yuqin said with a concerned expression.
Swim and swim, in fact, it's nothing, as long as you don't meet lewd men.
"I didn't ...... No, I swam in the sea with Chu Jiang, a bastard, yesterday afternoon, he shouldn't be so obscene. Ye Chengcheng casually made up an excuse to hide his embarrassment.
"Ah, you went to sea with him, aren't you on an elephant?" Peng Yuqin said in surprise.
In fact, when she saw Chu Jiang holding Ye Tingcheng on the elephant in that posture yesterday, Peng Yuqin's heart surged with an inexplicable taste, Chu Jiang is a man she has had a crush on for several years, but this man seems to have an ambiguous relationship with many beauties, including this Ye Tingcheng.
And when Chu Jiang was shaking on the elephant with Ye Tingcheng in his arms, Peng Yuqin suddenly felt that in fact, ...... Chu Jiang and Ye Tingcheng seem to be a good match!
"I got tired of sitting on the elephant, so I went to the sea, and later found this guy in the sea with a lewd smile on his face, and after reading this news today, my heart became nervous. Ye Tingcheng could only add in order to fulfill the lie.
If Ye Tingcheng didn't say this, could it be said that when she and Chu Jiang were in the elephant earthquake, Chu Jiang's crotch was suddenly torn, and he kept pushing against the safety pants under his skirt, and the thickened safety pants were almost broken.
Fortunately, when I came back, I found that the safety pants were wet and sticky. Originally, I didn't know what it was, but today, under the reminder of Chu Jiang, the bastard, I finally understood what was going on.
Although Peng Yuqin and her are like sisters, Ye Tingcheng didn't dare to speak.
"It's okay, in the sea, the waves are so big, even if Chu Jiang, this bastard, is really so obscene, the chance of you being shot is very small, don't worry!" Peng Yuqin exhaled and comforted Ye Tingcheng.
"Oh. Although Ye Chengcheng exhaled, his heart was even more up-and-down.