Chapter Seventy-Five: The World Is Ours
"This Ajax must die, and it will be 10,000 times worse than all the people he has harmed combined. "Li Kang took out two bottles www.biquge.info of beer from the refrigerator and threw one to Deadpool, "Drink more, my toilet is locked in the soul of an enemy, and after a while, the two of us will pour him a wave, I guess my mood will be better." ”
"I understand, such a good woman, much better than that Emily, but died in vain, I haven't had a chance to kill him, damn it! It's so damned, this is another blood debt of Ajax, I want to think about it, what means to torture him, but unfortunately he only has one life, I really want to kill him ten thousand times, wow~! I have an idea, Li Kang, didn't you just say that you can curse a person and walk in the world for a thousand years? Can you curse Ajax?" Deadpool's eyes suddenly lit up.
"Do you believe in my bragging? Curse a person not to die, this is the deepest dark spell, the evil of this curse is that it only makes people immortal, but it cannot not be old, sick, crippled, No injury, which means that even if a person is old and decrepit, sick, and alive like a walking corpse, only to be freed from death, he can't be thrown into the cold arms of the goddess of death, I am indeed proficient in black magic, but the use of this spell often means that the user will be hated by the goddess of death, although I don't want to die yet, but even if it is an open-minded person like me, there will always be a day when I will live enough, and then I look forward to being able to have some romantic stories with the goddess of death, so don't say that I don't know this spell, even if I can, I won't use it。 ”
Li Kang said with a smile, unless someone is really brain-dead, he will never touch this kind of spell that harms others and himself, the key to the curse of immortality is not to harm others, this curse spell is used, injuring a thousand enemies, and self-damage of eight hundred.
"Wow haha.... Speaking of the goddess of death, she and I are a pair of sweet *** Don't look at her usually as a skeleton and fear her, but in fact, her true appearance is sweeter than any woman in this world, spend a night with her, let alone die, even if you die a thousand eight hundred times, it is worth it, I have had many trysts with her between life and death, hehe.... That feeling is so refreshing, I am a little anxious to pee, is your enemy in a small bottle in the toilet? Then my precious gold liquid cannot be wasted, I will sprinkle it all on his body without dropping. Deadpool staggered over to the toilet bowl and peed out.
"You weird Yanfu, I don't want to try it now, and you don't want to keep dying just to date the goddess of death, although you have a self-healing factor, but you are not an immortal body, understand? Li Kang also stood up and squeezed Deadpool to the side, and he swayed a cigarette in his mouth.
"Wow~!Good brother is worried about me, I know that now because the self-healing factor affects the brain, it makes me a little crazy, you don't have to worry about me, I'm still the king of mercenaries, Wade, and even cancer can't kill me, so the person in this world who can kill me hasn't been born yet," Deadpool didn't wash his hands, and fell on Li Kang's big bed again, he only had a boxer with a big hole in his buttocks, and he suddenly said to Li Kang worriedly, " I haven't asked you yet, why are you messing around with someone like Doctor Doom, he's a big bastard, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying he's a dictator, just that his attitude towards others is too ruthless, as if he's not a human, he's a robot, and you have to be careful when dealing with him. ”
"I also have no way, the prince of lies in Asgard is looking for the Setolak ruby, as long as this ruby is born, there will definitely be a huge calamity, you know me best, if it is not a last resort, I am not willing to wade into this troubled water, but the Setolak ruby must not fall into the hands of Loki or Doctor Doom, Loki doesn't care about humans at all, humans are a group of low-level slaves in his eyes, Doctor Doom seems to want to establish an order where everyone follows the rules, I can't bear these two ways of survival。 Li Kang said.
"I see, I prefer the free and chaotic world now, I don't want to be forced to be a slave, or forced to be a good baby. Deadpool said in understanding.
"So this artifact must fall into my hands, if I don't take the initiative to participate, wait until they find it before me, then it's too late, if I don't get it right, I'll have to become a miserable little slave, this dangerous artifact, the best destination is to be kept by me, if it falls into the hands of others, we are now this kind of happy days when we want to go out to pick up girls, and if we want to blow up their heads, I'm afraid it's coming to an end, this world is our back garden for fun, there are beautiful chicks, endless wine and endless fun, who dares to fight its idea, is to get along with us。 Li Kang smiled, he didn't have any lofty ideals in the first place.
"That's right, this world is ours, whoever wants to take it away from us is going to blow him up!" Deadpool drank the beer in his hand and smashed it to the ground.
"Talk, talk, what are you excited about? sweep all the broken glass for me, I'll get you something good now." Li Kang said with a smile.
He drew a circle on a floor, and when the circle glowed, he took out a ring that matched the teleportation ring on his hand and stuffed it into Deadpool.
"Hey~!Brother, is this an engagement ring? Oh my God, I've finally waited for this day, don't talk, kiss me. Deadpool took the ring and put it on his hand, and he closed his eyes and pouted in shame.
"Haha.... Then you're welcome. Li Kang threw himself on Deadpool, and the two of them quarreled on the big bed.
The ring on Deadpool's hand is a summoning ring, and Li Kang can use the teleportation ring on his hand to summon Deadpool to his side, no matter how far away it is.
After a night, Li Kang and Deadpool got up early, and after getting dressed, Deadpool used the looted laptop computer to retrieve the information on the disk, and the information was from the Cobra Force, these people usually have the identities of bikers, neo-Nazis or gang members, each of them is a blood debt, but because of the military background of the Blackwater River Security Company, these files have been suppressed.
The people of the Cobra Force, everyone has a case, the most conscientious one among them, because his girlfriend proposed to break up, confined his girlfriend to the house for a week, kidnapped a relative in his girlfriend's house every day, brutally tortured and killed in front of his girlfriend, and killed children and dogs on the seventh day, this is still the most peaceful and self-guarded kind, and there is a tradition of boasting about how many cruel cases they have done within the army, and under the influence of this atmosphere, they also commit crimes in civilian life.
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