Chapter 534 Yang Yi, you are the most shameless teacher we have ever seen!

"Let me be on the show?" Yang Yi asked, pointing to his nose. He could barely believe his ears.

The old dean smiled awkwardly and said, "You also know that except for you, our Chinese medicine school is almost a group of old men. I don't think there's anyone better suited than you. ”

As the saying goes, there are unforeseen circumstances in the sky, and people have good fortune and misfortune.

Yang Yi felt that coming to the old man's office today was a mistake, a big mistake.

Let him go? Yang Yi didn't think he had the courage to stand on the stage.

Let's put aside his current reputation, as far as his ability is concerned, singing is worse than speaking, and dancing is more ugly than standing. What are you doing up there? Monkey tricks?

"No, no, no. Yang Yi hurriedly waved his hand, and said with some trepidation: "Old Dean, I said that your old man should not play tricks on me, okay? You also know how sensitive my identity is now." Besides, I don't have any talent, and I won't do anything if I go up. Let's ask for another master, in fact, I think it's not bad for you old men. When the time comes, it will be very novel to play Tai Chi and twist Yangge. ”

The old dean shook his head helplessly, pretending to drink tea to hide his weakness, and said, "It's too late for you to say anything now, and the list has already been reported." ”

"No, I'm not going up. Yang Yi's face turned a little cold, and he said in a deep voice: "Old Dean, you still have to take me away, just because I owe you a favor Yang Yi." I really can't go up with my current status. Also, I don't want to hear some nonsense. ”

The old dean glanced at Yang Yi deeply, and said helplessly: "Okay, since you don't want to, I won't force it." But I hope you'll be able to attend then. ”

"Well, I will. A faint smile resurfaced on Yang Yi's face, and he nodded at the old dean, and then took the three of Li Fatzi out of the office.

"I said, the third child, you must participate then. You don't know, it is said that this year's New Year's Day party is different from previous years. Huang Yaohui glanced at both sides of the corridor mysteriously, and then said: "According to internal information, at the end of this year's New Year's Day party, there will be a special dance party. When the time comes------ hehe, it's a great opportunity to pick up girls. The beauty of the medical university, I'm here. ”

The second half of the sentence is almost roaring.

When Fat Li heard the beauty, he immediately became interested, and hurriedly asked: "Second child, who did you listen to? Is the news reliable or unreliable? Why is there no project this year?"

"Hehe, the buddy who plays with me is from the school's student union. Are you reliable or unreliable?" Huang Yaohui glanced at a few people proudly, quite a bit of a villain's posture.

Sun Guoping's eyes were red with excitement, grabbed Huang Yaohui's hand, and said with some excitement: "Damn, second brother, you can be regarded as a big gift to my brother." Lao Tzu must be dressed up beautifully, handsome and handsome that day, and strive to hook up with three or five younger sisters. ”

If it had been before, Yang Yi might still be interested in such a thing, but now, he really can't raise a little desire. He shook his head with a wry smile and said, "Let's go, go back to the dormitory first, and wait to go out to eat." ”

"Hey, third child, there's still an inside message, do you want to hear it?" Huang Yaohui took two steps closely, grabbed Yang Yi's sleeve, and asked.

"What?" Before Yang Yi could speak, Li Fatzi and Sun Guoping couldn't wait to ask at the same time.

Huang Yaohui shook the bangs in front of his forehead, squinted his eyes and said, "According to the news that the buddy got, it is said that a mysterious guest was invited to the party. And the school leaders also assured that they would definitely make the school's New Year's Day party on TV. ”

"Damn, what kind of mysterious guest is so awesome? It can't be a big star, right?" Li Fatzi listened with fascination, and he couldn't wait for the New Year's Day party to come now in two days.

Sun Guoping sneered and helped his eyes on the bridge of his nose, and said disdainfully: "Save it, big stars will come to a bad university? Even if they go, they will go to these schools of Beijing University, and come to our school to do chicken feathers? I estimate that the school should be tricky, so as to attract everyone's attention." Hehe, it must be like this, Lao Tzu is really a genius. ”

"Why do you care so much, won't you know when the time comes?" Yang Yi shrugged his shoulders indifferently.

Although he was wearing glasses, as soon as Yang Yi entered the dormitory building, many classmates recognized him, and they all smiled kindly at Yang Yi, and then rushed upstairs.

As soon as Yang Yi entered the dormitory, other students who received the news poured into 326, and all of a sudden, the entire dormitory was full of people.

"Teacher Yang, are you back?"

"Teacher Yang, are you okay?"

"I know, those dogs on the Internet are talking nonsense, isn't Teacher Yang coming back now?"

"Teacher Yang, which bastard is slandering you? You tell me, I'll take someone to cut him down. My dad is a mixed black, and some are human. ”

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There is no imaginary cynicism, no imaginary finger-pointing, no imaginary invective.

As usual, he asked for warmth, as if the murderous maniac mentioned on the Internet was not him at all.

Yang Yi's heart, which had just been frozen, suddenly loosened a little.

At this moment, he suddenly realized that the whole world had not completely abandoned him. He also has family, a lover, and friends. And they------ these familiar and strange students.

"Thank you, I'm fine. Yang Yi barely squeezed out a smile and said sincerely.

Either way, at least there was a group of people on his side.

Yang Yi was moved and wanted to cry.

In the simple thinking of these students, if they kill someone, they will be shot, and if they don't kill someone, they will appear in the school like Yang Yi in a dashing and swaggering manner.

So they take it for granted that Yang Yi is innocent.

Yang Yi didn't want to, and didn't dare to tell them, that he actually really killed people.

Because he is afraid of facing a new round of verbal criticism, afraid of losing the only people who can still support him.

And he was indeed wronged.

In China, self-defense is not illegal as long as it is not appropriate.

"Teacher Yang, when will you come to teach us? You don't know, now the new substitute teacher, the lecture is like chanting the scriptures, and I just want to sleep when I listen to it. I still miss you for giving us a lesson. A student with a pimple-covered face and a middle-parted hair said with admiration.

Yang Yi couldn't help but shudder, barely squeezed out a smile, and said, "It's almost the end of the semester, your class should be over, right?" If I have time, I'll go and discuss with the substitute teacher and give you a few lessons. ”

"Teacher Yang, it's almost the final exam, is this course your question or Mr. Liu's question? If he asks the question, we will be miserable. ”

"What, is his question difficult?"

"No, it's the same for me, it's the same for me, I can't do any of them. If it was Mr. Yang, if you came up with the question, you would definitely give us the answer, wouldn't you?"

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Yang Yi wanted to kill him with one punch.

What is this kid not good at learning, why did he come to study Chinese medicine? This is going to graduate in the future, and he is also a quack doctor.

Glaring at the student angrily, Yang Yi said in a deep voice: "I said when I first taught you that Chinese medicine is not as good as other courses, and if you don't learn it well, you will be killed when you graduate in the future." ”

The voice is full of lust and righteousness.

As soon as Yang Yi's words fell, there was a wail.

Traditional Chinese medicine is a course that tests people's memory and patience very much, and it may be better for those who really like Chinese medicine. But for these people, most of whom belong to mixed diplomas, it is even more difficult than killing them.

Countless prescriptions, countless Chinese medicine names, and countless meridian acupuncture points. ------Of course, if you stick all these things on Ozawa's body, maybe they'll remember half of them.

"Big brother, is there a mistake? We are looking forward to the stars and the moon waiting for you to come back, do we still want to hold that thick book as always?" Li Fat Man nestled weakly in the corner, pointed to the thick books on the table, and said pitifully: "Look at it, the exam will be after New Year's Day." Even if we don't sleep 24 hours a day, it will take ten and a half days to pull the moon to watch it once, right? How can we memorize it in such a short time?"

"Yes, yes. ”

The other students also chimed in, staring at Yang Yi with blank eyes.

Yang Yi is now their only savior, if they don't even have this straw, then they don't have to take the test, just wait for the course.

Huang Yaohui flatteringly handed Yang Yi a cigarette, with a cheap smile on his face that only a slave on TV had, and said cautiously: "Third child, look." These are the future talents of our Chinese medicine, and you can't let us just fail the course, right? This semester, you have only taken a few classes? Everyone will definitely not be able to learn other people's classes. If you don't miss a class next semester, we won't fail. ”

Feeling that the pre-play was almost done, Huang Yaohui deliberately raised his voice and said, "Otherwise, you let us go through this semester first, and we promise to study hard next semester." How?"

"Okay, this idea ------, third, what do you think?" Sun Guoping, who was just about to applaud, quickly withdrew his hand and asked a little embarrassed.

To be honest, he never felt that in addition to playing basketball, the big man was not bad at critical moments.

This suggestion is good, mix it once and count it once. Let's talk about the next semester next semester, who knows if there will be a chance to take the exams for the next semester?

Seeing Yang Yi pondering, the others hurriedly calmed down, looking forward to Yang Yi's answer.

Many people are saddened to find that their heartbeat is the same as when they finish confessing to the subject.

Yang Yi frowned, took a puff of cigarette, and then grabbed a handful of French fries that he didn't know who put in his mouth, and chewed them with a click. The pros and cons are constantly weighed in my head.

As a result, everyone's heart turned into a clicking sound.

"Okay. In the middle of the ring, Yang Yicai reluctantly agreed to this request, and before everyone cheered, he continued: "However, I have a request. ”

"Teacher Yang, you say, as long as we don't fail the course, even if we want our chrysanthemums, we will admit it. I don't know who shouted in the middle of it, and then the bedroom burst into laughter.

", I don't have this hobby. Yang Yi rolled his eyes and said, "My diagnostics can be passed by you, as for other subjects, it depends on your luck." Also, write a letter of guarantee. After the start of the next semester, I must be able to memorize the "Collection of Chinese Medicine" fluently, and everyone must sign it. ”

"Boss, is it okay to change one?" Li Fatzi wailed: "For example, we invite you to go to the nightclub bar to cool off and go to the hotel for a big meal------

"Do you think it's okay?" Yang Yi asked rhetorically.

As a result, a large group of people reluctantly signed this pledge of loss of power and humiliation of the country in order not to fail the course.

The last student put down his pen, and then a group of people looked at each other and shouted in unison: "Yangyi, you are the most shameless teacher we have ever seen." ”