Chapter 39: Selling Laughter

"You two girls, when I don't say it, you think I don't talk about my mother-in-law and mother-in-law, and when I say it, you have this expression? I'm not a human being inside and out. ”

Seeing Xiao Lin and Luo Yumo, the two little beauties, blushing and running to the side, with a disdainful look on their faces, Ye Huang was depressed in his heart, shrugged his shoulders and said to the two girls.

"Hmph, stinky rascal, I know that there must be no good words on your expression, and you are not ashamed to say it. Xiao Lin, who had quenched Ye Huang, twisted her little nose and said.

"That's it, Brother Ye, we're girls, you can say that kind of thing, you're ashamed." Luo Yumo grabbed Xiao Lin's cuffs and spit out his tongue.

"Am I called me a bright and upright person, okay? What do you want to say, you still say that I am a hooligan, and I really let you girls tell the truth. Rolling his eyes, Emperor Ye didn't pay attention to the two girls.

After a while, the three of them stopped a taxi and headed for Yucheng University.

"Hey, stinky bastard, those two tenants can't be students of Yucheng University, right?

"Auntie, you really don't stop for a moment, do you see that I'm so old and still have the passion to play Lori to cultivate a plan? If you come to cultivate a plan, I'll also raise you two girls first, you know, it's hard to find a girl like you with a natural big chest and a big ass. ”

As he spoke, Ye Huang turned around and glanced at Xiao Lin and Luo Yumo again, with a hint of color in his eyes.

It seems that he has long known that this guy is so virtuous, and the two of them did not feel uncomfortable for the first time, but Xiao muttered.

"I've grown up to be a queen, have you enjoyed it......"

In a word, not only Ye Huang and Luo Yumo were directly stunned, but even the young man who was driving almost burst out of his eyes.

"Mom's! I said why is this girl so wild, dare to be in the wrong position!" stared at Xiao Lin with straight eyes, and Ye Huang felt depressed in his heart.

"Sister Linlin, you are so domineering, I didn't expect you to want to be a queen, so can I be a princess?" Luo Yumo said with a greasy voice shaking Xiao Lin's arm.

"Okay, in the future, I will be the queen Yumo is the princess, I think a certain ** will dare to bully us!"

"What do you mean? I said Yumo, I finally know what those bosses want to untact you, and the tone of your voice just now is estimated to be dangerous to me. ”

Ye Huang saw that these two girls were united and faced each other with him, rolled his eyes and warned Luo Yumo, this girl is twenty-one or two, how can she talk like Lori.

Hearing this voice, Ye Huang's whole body was crispy, and he couldn't really get something done, of course Ye Huang couldn't ask for it.

"Hehe, I'm not afraid, I feel very safe here with Sister Linlin, the queen. Luo Yumo squinted his eyes and said with a smile, a pair of big eyes and long eyelashes were directly looking at Ye Huang's heart shook for a while.

"Grandma's, it turns out that this Yumo girl is also a fox spirit, why didn't she find it just now. ”

Ye Huang muttered in his heart, turned around and didn't dare to fight with these two girls, he found that he couldn't fight with two mouths with this mouth, and he suffered from fighting back and forth.

However, when Ye Huang turned around, he inadvertently glanced at the buddy who was driving a taxi next to him and smiled, this buddy's eyes were almost staring directly at the rearview mirror and couldn't pull it out.

"Dude, I know you really want to see beautiful women, but for the sake of us both being young, and I'm still paying for it, can you drive well? ”

"My family is just my lone seedling, I don't want to die like this, if you really want the photos of the two girls in the back, I'll send you a few back, okay?"

Patting the little brother who drove the taxi, Ye Huang said with a tragic expression.

The latter didn't think that his behavior of peeking at the female customer behind him was exposed by Ye Huang, and his old face was as red as a monkey's ass, and he didn't dare to reply, so he drove intently.

Xiao Lin and Luo Yumo in the back seat didn't realize that this cute brother was looking at the two of them, but Ye Huang only understood what was going on when he said this.

Hearing Emperor Ye's words, he directly laughed and leaned back and trembled.

This time it was terrible, the brother inadvertently glanced at it, and happened to see the bottomless ditch of the two women, almost didn't grasp the steering wheel, and the car rushed directly to the side of the road.

Fortunately, it was Ye Huang who quickly stepped forward and suddenly turned the steering wheel to save him. Xiao Lin, who was so frightened that her face turned white, hurriedly signaled the driver to stop.

After the three of them got out of the car on the side of the road, the two girls were so frightened that their legs were a little weak just now, and they supported each other for a while before standing up, and Ye Huang was a little embarrassed to take out a hundred-yuan bill and handed it to the brother who was already blushing and couldn't be red anymore.

"Brother, I really want to say something to you: others drive for money, but you drive for death. ”

"Brother, I don't want to be like this, these two girls you brought are even more powerful than the vixen, I just sneaked a look at it and almost didn't grasp the steering wheel, and I recommend that you buy a car and drive it in the future, and you will take a taxi and a bus." ”

"Why?"

"The brother who took the taxi followed you on an adventure, and the bus was a carload of people following you on an adventure......" The brother also said with tears in his eyes, he has not been so ashamed since he opened the taxi.

However, this brother is also domineering, and while he said that he had quietly accepted the money, and was about to look for money, Ye Huang grabbed the other party's hand.

"Brother, thank you for the reminder, you don't need to look for money, this time you were frightened, I will definitely find a plastic surgery hospital to make them ugly when I go back." ”

Brother Ye Huang let the other party go, and he turned around and yelled at the two women.

"It's so unreasonable! You two are so unreasonable, just seduce me, you see that you almost didn't seduce that brother in a car accident just now!"

"Who is it to blame if this is a car accident?"

"Who made him so unable to withstand the temptation, besides, didn't we just laugh just now, is it that serious?" Glancing at the brother there, Xiao Lin said with a disapproving look.

"That's it, it's all to blame, why can't he drive to see us well......" Standing on Xiao Lin's side, he echoed.

"Hey...... You two girls are advancing and retreating together. If you hadn't smiled just now and leaned back and closed the white flowers to show a lot of white flowers, how could that brother be like this?"

"Let me tell you, what my brother said just now, he has never seen such a white and big steamed bun in his life, you showed four people at once, do you think he can not increase blood pressure?"

Ye Huang was talking nonsense with gags in his mouth, thinking in his heart.

"Mom, I almost sold my little life today to a taxi because of the two of you fox spirits scratching your head and making a gesture, I'm really sorry for myself if I don't make some cheap money today. ”

Ye Huang's words, the two girls' faces turned red again, and when they thought of the two of them falling on the back seat just now, they didn't care about their posture and showed half of their beauty, and the two girls were a little shy, but Xiao Lin, who has always been a loser and not a loser, naturally didn't want to be suppressed by Ye Huang, a bastard.

"Hmph, stinky bastard, would we have laughed if you hadn't joked with your brother? Can something happen if we don't laugh? It's all your fault. ”

"Let it go...... Gas...... If you weren't too pretty, my brother would look at you, and if he didn't look at you, would I tell jokes? Besides, I'm reminding him to take a good look at the car, okay?"

"No! I'm going to go back and find out where the plastic surgery hospital is. ”

"What do you mean? Do you think you're too ugly and ready to be handsome?"

"No! I see that you are so beautiful, and I am going to let them make you ugly, and you won't even be able to do taxis in the future. ”

"Then buy a car and drive it yourself!"

"No money! Besides, do you really think that my self-control will be stronger than theirs? Rolling his eyes, Emperor Ye directly vetoed.

"The ghost is shaking with you, your mouth is not serious, I really don't know which of your words is true!" Xiao Lin muttered.

"You want to hear the truth, right? I paid an extra ninety yuan just now because of you, hurry up and pay me back, this is true!" As he spoke, Ye Huang stretched out his hand and asked Ye Huang for money.

"When I didn't say it!" Xiao Lin saw him stretch out his hand more directly than Ye Huang, and directly pulled Luo Yumo and ran away.

"Hey, I don't want this money, can't you?, you pay me the rent first......" Behind him, Ye Huang hurriedly chased after him.

"Stinky bastard, who have you heard that Somali pirates will pay rent, since you let Yumo live for free, then I will also rub it for free, it's a big deal that people will give you a ...... every day."

In the distance, Xiao Lin pulled Luo Yumo and ran back to Ye Huang and said with a smile.

"Laughing ......" I don't know what Lu Dao is about, as soon as Xiao Lin's words came out, the evil appeared in Ye Huang's mind, and the scene of Xiao Lin's big beauty standing in front of him with a red belly pocket and smiling at herself in a bewitching posture appeared.

"Mom, don't let people live, if Xiao Meiniu comes to this show, Lao Tzu is willing to live a few years less. ”

"Xiao Beauty, you wait a minute, we will settle this matter, I will leave the house in the future, you are smiling......" As he spoke, Ye Huang chased straight after Xiao Lin and the two daughters, with a lewd and treacherous smile on his face.