Chapter 378: Don't You Know How to Use Toilet Paper?

The plan promised by himself did not come true in the end, which made Yang Yi depressed and half dead.

However, the meat that can't be eaten is always the most fragrant, and the more Guo Jiayi doesn't give Yang Yi a good look, the more Yang Yi wants to press him under his crotch and ravage him fiercely. No way, who called us men.

Looking at Guo Jiayi's shy and angry, flushed pretty face, Yang Yi couldn't help but want to commit a crime.

is paralyzed, and there is no reason for the country and the people to be so miserable.

Because she was tied up by Long Yan once, Guo Jiayi was still a little scared in her heart. originally planned to let Yang Yi stay and talk to him, but who knew that this dead pervert always forgot to think about that kind of place. Guo Jiayi was angry and drove Yang Yi out of the room.

Looking at the door of the room that had been closed, Yang Yi was angry in his heart. I knew that I wouldn't talk much, as long as I could be in the same room, wouldn't there be many opportunities to make a promise to each other?

Suddenly returned to his room, took another cold shower, and then fell asleep a little unwillingly.

Yang Yi slept very peacefully, and the dreams of sleeping with the top ten beauties one after another were made, just like showing an art film. In the dream, I was changing positions with a beautiful and coquettish woman when I was awakened by a knock on the door. Yang Yimeng sat up from the bed, and he had already cursed the guy who disturbed people's dreams hundreds of times in his heart.

It's so hateful, I've never seen such a hateful person.

It's hard to have such a dream once, and it's hard to dream of such a beautiful person. Finally, when we were about to reach a critical juncture, why was it interrupted? Isn't this a deliberate attempt to provoke trouble?

Yang Yi suddenly had a feeling of wanting to cry without tears, and the next time he dreamed of that beautiful girl again, he didn't know that it would be until the Year of the Monkey.

Rubbing his head, which was still a little swollen, Yang Yi got off the bed reluctantly, not even bothering to wear clothes. Pulling the door open in a daze, with a black old face, he said angrily: "Who, do you want anyone to ------ early in the morning?"

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His grandmother's, now Lao Tzu has suffered a big loss and has been looked at. is paralyzed, if you don't look for her to be responsible, I'm sorry for Lao Tzu's figure.

After Yang Yi screamed, he slammed the door shut, leaned behind the door and said, "Miss Guo, what did you ------ you see?"

This dead pervert deliberately took advantage of his mother. Still, why did he pee his crotch?

Guo Jiayi's face burned badly, her breasts fell together, and when she saw Yang Yi naked just now, she didn't know what was wrong, her heart was beating so much. Secretly scolded a dead pervert, and when he heard Yang Yi ask, he couldn't help but laugh out loud, covered his mouth, and said, "I didn't see anything." ”

"Oh, that's good, that's good. ------ you really didn't see anything? Don't lie to me. Yang Yi asked uneasily.

Guo Jiayi chuckled: "I really didn't see anything. However------- be careful next time you go to the toilet. ”

Be careful, what do you mean?" Yang Yi looked down. I almost didn't fall to the ground. Even a cheeky person like Yang Yi has a feeling of shame and indignation, and his old face is hot. If it were ordinary people, it would have been found a piece of tofu and killed by a head.

I had a night of spring dreams last night, and my whole panties were wet. And it was even seen by Guo Jiayi, the mother-in-law.

What's going on with this TMD, no wonder Lao Tzu felt his little brother cold when he got up just now.

Yang Yi scolded in his heart, but he came in a hurry, and he didn't bring any underwear and underwear for washing. In the end, I had no choice but to throw away the underwear of my children and grandchildren, who I don't know how many children and grandchildren had been stained, and just put on a pair of pants.

It's a bit unaccustomed, but it's the best way I can think of for the time being.

Yang Yi put on his clothes neatly and glanced up and down, although he was not wearing underwear, but fortunately, the pants were still relatively loose and he couldn't see it. Only then did he take a deep breath and slam the door open.

When she opened the door, Guo Jiayi was still standing outside the door. The flush on his face had not faded, and he glanced at Yang Yi's lower body intentionally or unintentionally, and said with a smile: "I didn't see anything just now." ”

day, and said, "Isn't there no three hundred taels of silver here?" Hypocritical woman, Lao Tzu does not hesitate to talk about you.

Yang Yi rolled his eyes helplessly, got out of the way, and when Guo Jiayi walked into the room, Yang Yi asked angrily: "You don't sleep early in the morning, why did you come to me?"

"I just went down for breakfast, and when I came up, I brought you a little by the way. Guo Jiayi said with a smile. But his eyes involuntarily wanted to aim at Yangyi's crotch.

Yang Yi saw her carrying a plastic bag in her hand. A cup of soy milk, a few fritters.

For the sake of your chick's such a good face, Lao Tzu will suffer a loss once, and I won't care about you.

Yang Yi took the breakfast in Guo Jiayi's hand with a smile, and didn't even bother to say a word of thanks. After taking a bite of the fritters, Yang Yi smiled: "How did you become so kind?

"yes, yes. Whoever made you such a bad pervert, I'm going to buy a little rat pill and I'm going to poison you. Guo Jiayi said with a smile.

My day, I am really the most poisonous woman's heart. Fortunately, Ye is a doctor, and he can see that there is no medicine, otherwise I don't know how he died.

Yang Yi wiped a cold sweat and finished the breakfast, but he really didn't dare to compliment him.

"Why are you so kind all of a sudden? Remembering to buy me breakfast? Is there something you want me to do?" Yang Yi wiped his oily mouth and smiled.

After last night's kidnapping, Guo Jiayi's face looked much better on Yang Yi.

The heart of a villain is the belly of a gentleman. Guo Jiayi glared at Yang Yi fiercely, and said angrily: "Do you think everyone is like you, and you want to repay when you do something? This is the rest of what I didn't eat when I had breakfast in the morning." It was going to be for the dog upstairs. ”

"Your dog is huge. Yang Yi rolled his eyes angrily.

Paralyzed, Lao Tzu was treated the same as a dog, and I don't know whose dog has this ability.

Guo Jiayi rolled her eyes when she saw Yang Yiqi, and she felt an inexplicable happiness in her heart. Covering his mouth and sneering, the smaller he was, the more he couldn't stop, and his whole body began to tremble. Especially the pair of big apples on the chest, trembling with the body, and not afraid of falling.

Yang Yi secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, remembering that he saw the half-hidden delicate body through the glass of the bathroom, and his lower abdomen couldn't help but burst out of an evil fire.

TMD, it would be nice if Lao Tzu was a real pervert, just press her in this room and rape her. I don't know if it's cool on the sofa or in bed?

Looking at Yang Yi's ** face, Guo Jiayi knew that he definitely didn't have anything good in his mind. The pretty face couldn't help but blush, and scolded in a low voice: "Men don't have a good thing." ”

Yang Yi was slightly stunned, this was the second time he had heard Guo Jiayi scold a man like this. I didn't know that she was hurt by that man before, and she hated men so much.

"Do you have a boyfriend?" Yang Yi suddenly remembered something and asked with a straight face.

Why did he suddenly ask that? Could it be------

Guo Jiayi didn't dare to think about it anymore, glanced at Yang Yi with a red face, and then chuckled coquettishly. "Are you trying to chase me?"

Grass, chasing Lao Tzu a lot, let Lao Tzu chase back so far there is not one. How old are you?

Yang Yi sneered disdainfully and said, "Is there any?"

"No------ no. Guo Jiayi said with a red face.

The heart is pounding like a deer crashing.

Is he going to chase me? Do you want to say yes? He's so sexy, but ------

Yang Yi saw Guo Jiayi pestle over there, his face turned red and red, and he secretly laughed in his heart. said with a straight face: "Then since you don't have a boyfriend, you saw me again in the morning." You say, are you responsible for me?"

Guo Jiayi almost didn't believe her ears, and looked at Yang Yi angrily and funny. Jiao said: "I said I didn't see it." Besides, what are you doing early in the morning without clothes? Since you are still ------, you are still ------ fluttering. Thinking that Yang Yi had a large wet patch on his underwear in the morning, Guo Jiayi really couldn't say it anymore, and laughed with a snort.

Yang Yi couldn't help but blush, he had never been so ashamed in his life. Not only was the dream lost, but it was even seen by a. If this spreads, how will you see people in the future?

sighed helplessly in his heart, Yang Yi also felt that it was time to find a girlfriend.

Others in junior high school and high school have already lived happily with their girlfriends in the hotel outside every week, and now he can't even find a warm bed every night.

Since Lin Xiaodan and these girls are interested in him, Yang Yi will not waste his brain. When I return to J Province another day, I will convey the highest instructions to them, as long as whoever can sleep with him first, then who will be his Yangyi's girlfriend. As for the rest, those who are willing to be the second wife will be the second wife, and those who are willing to be the third wife will be the third wife. If you don't want to, then seduce her willingly.

This method is simple and fair, no one is biased, and no one suffers. As for whether they can seize this opportunity, it depends on their meaning.

Lao Tzu is a genius.

Guo Jiayi saw Yang Yi's eyes glowing lewdly and smiling so obscenely, he knew that he definitely didn't think of anything good. I couldn't help but curse a dead pervert in my heart, and I couldn't help glaring at Yang Yi fiercely.

"Miss Guo, do you have a cold in your eyes? Why don't you blink?" Yang Yi said with a smile.

This chick, this has only been a long time, and there are no less than five white eyeballs just thrown at him. It's funny to stare at you.

Guo Jiayi was angry in her heart, she wanted to glare at Yang Yi, but she was afraid that Yang Yi would say something about her eyes and catch a cold. Turning his head around, he said angrily: "Your eyes are cold, and you still have dysentery." ”

Fuck, this chick is really tougher than me, and she has a future.

Yang Yi looked at Guo Jiayi's angry appearance, and wanted to laugh but couldn't help it. An old face was flushed. Hurriedly changed the subject, and said, "Are you going to be responsible for me? If you are not responsible, I will tell others." ”

Yang Yi really couldn't swallow this breath.

After admiring her bathing for a while, she called the police and turned her face again. Now that I've seen him, I have to make up for it a little anyway.

Lin Xiaodan, Liu Ruiqi and the girls haven't seen this body yet, she is old.

I want to eat and wipe clean so easily, and there is no door.

Guo Jiayi's face couldn't hide the shyness anymore, and couldn't help glaring at Yang Yi again, and said, "Then you go tell others." I'll just say somebody ------ somebody pee their pants. ”

My day, this trick is ruthless.

Yang Yi touched his nose stupidly, and said helplessly: "If you are ruthless, you will suffer a loss." If you don't let me see it back, I'll curse you for corns. ”

"It's not certain who has corns. Guo Jiayi said meaningfully.

Yang Yi knew that Guo Jiayi was sarcastically mocking him for peeking at her bath. Just shut up.

"Huh" Guo Jiayi suddenly screamed. Pointing to a piece of cloth exposed under the sofa pillow, he said softly, "What is this?" ”

"Don't move. Yang Yi was shocked, and he was going to rob it.

But he was still a few steps away from Guo Jiayi, and before he could get to him, the thing was taken out of the sofa by Guo Jiayi. It was the underwear that Yang Yi took off in the morning, and there was something white stuck to it.

Guo Jiayi's pretty face turned red in an instant, and she threw the things in her hand aside, and said in a low voice: "Dead pervert, you are ------ ------"

Guo Jiayi couldn't say anything anymore, it was disgusting. She thought it was Yang Yi peeing her pants in the morning, but it turned out to be that thing. Rubbing his hand on the sofa and rubbing it hard, it seemed that he still felt unclean, and hurriedly ran into the bathroom.

Rao is Yangyi, who is comparable to the face of the city wall, is also a little unbearable. With a wry smile, he threw his underwear into the trash can and said, "Miss Guo, don't get me wrong." I'm not that kind of person, that's a dream ------ relic"

Guo Jiayi came out of the bathroom and glared at Yang Yi viciously, as if he had done something heinous, and said coquettishly: "What are you explaining? Dead pervert, I can see you clearly. It's disgusting. ”

"Disgusting? Without this disgusting thing, you don't want to be a mother for the rest of your life, hypocritical woman. Yang Yi muttered in a low voice.

Guo Jiayi blushed and said in a low voice: "It's directly on the underwear, don't you know how to use toilet paper?"