Chapter 839: Xu Taiping's sense of humor
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Xu Taiping, who returned to the room, didn't know Xia Jinxuan's secret words in their boudoir, Xu Taiping brushed his teeth and washed his face after he went back, and then went out.
Today is the first day of exchange life, and each exchange student will be taken by their respective teachers to the class they need to attend, and at this time, Xu Taiping will not need Xu Taiping, Xu Taiping will go to Slater to report today, because he is now a member of the campus security team of Beckern University.
We trotted all the way to the guard room at Beckern University.
This security room is not located at the door, which is still different from Jiangyuan University, the security room of Beckern University is located in a third-floor building in the center of the school, and the security room and logistics department are all in this place.
Xu Taiping came to the door of the security room, and then knocked on the door.
The door was opened, and a security guard stood behind the door, looking at Xu Taiping with a weird smile on his face.
"Did you take a shower all night last night?" the security guard asked with a smile.
"It's been a long time!" Xu Taiping said with a smile.
"Come in, the boss hasn't come yet, you can have a cup of coffee first!" the security guard said, stepping out of the way.
Xu Taiping walked in.
Behind the door, there is a room of about seventy or eighty square meters, the room is placed with several tables, and in the inner position, there is a door, and the word dressing room is written on the door.
"Hey!"
"Xu, you're famous, haha, your video has been posted on the Internet!"
The people in the security room said to Xu Taiping one after another.
Xu Taiping touched his nose helplessly and said, "It's really a good thing not to go out, but a bad thing to spread thousands of miles!"
"It's not a bad thing!" a security guard walked up to Xu Taiping with his mobile phone, pointed to the video on his phone and said, "Look at the comments below!"
Xu Taiping took a look at the comments under the video.
Some people are laughing at Xu Taiping's incompetence and cowardice, but there are even more people who are admiring Xu Taiping's courage, saying that Xu Taiping is a responsible person who dares to bear the trouble caused by the students, so that such security guards can truly be called the protector of the students.
To tell the truth, Xu Taiping was a little surprised, in his opinion, the non-my race must have different hearts, he made a fool of himself, and the people on his side also scolded him for being weak, shouldn't these foreigners all come to sneer at him? How can anyone still praise him.
"I really admire your courage!" The security guard in front of Xu Taiping patted Xu Taiping on the shoulder with a smile and said, "I don't have the courage to bear the baptism of this sewage, I see that you have run into the sewage!"
"It's okay. Xu Taiping smiled, he actually didn't take those so-called sewage to heart too much, he had encountered more insulting things than this, what kind of thing was this?
"I think it's weakness, where is courage, courage is a fart!" a security guard said disdainfully.
Xu Taiping took a look at the security guard, who was about 1.7 meters tall, shorter than Xu Taiping, and his badge had the name of the security guard written on it.
Paul.
"Yes, I was scared! Xu Taiping nodded in agreement.
"Hahaha!" bursts of laughter rang out all around, some with good intentions, and of course, some with some malice.
At that moment, the door to the office was suddenly opened, and Slater walked in through the door.
After Slater entered the door, he was the first to see Xu Taiping.
He was stunned for a moment, then a playful smile appeared on his face, and said, "Xu Taiping, do you feel ashamed?
"There's nothing to be ashamed of, if you make a mistake, you have to be punished. Xu Taiping said.
"Indeed, at Beckern University, we all have to follow the rules, and your people have attacked Beverly's people, which is a violation of the rules, so Beverly should humiliate you like that!" Slater said, walked to Xu Taiping's side, put his arm around Xu Taiping's shoulders and said, "However, if it were me, I wouldn't care what the rules were, whoever dared to shoot me like that, I would definitely break the other party's neck with my own hands!"
"Mr. Slater is mighty and domineering!" Xu Taiping said with sincere admiration.
"Okay, let's not talk about it, you go change your clothes!" Shi Lei let go of the hand that was holding Xu Taiping's shoulder, pointed to the dressing room on the side and said, "Your cabinet is 1189, your clothes, shoes and batons, I have already asked people to put them inside."
"Okay, thank you!" Xu Taiping nodded, then walked into the dressing room and found the cabinet marked 1189.
Slater stood at the door and said to Xu Taiping, "Hurry up and change your clothes, and then go on patrol with me!"
"Hmm!" Xu Taiping agreed, and then reached out to open the cabinet of 1189.
At the moment when the cabinet opened, a piece of cake suddenly flew out of the cabinet and smashed directly into Xu Taiping's face.
Xu Taiping reacted quickly, at the moment when the cake just flew in, he was ready to dodge, and when the cake flew in front of him, Xu Taiping was enough to easily dodge this piece of cake!
With a bang, the cake whistled past Xu Taiping's ears, and then snapped and hit the cabinet behind Xu Taiping.
"Fuck me!"
“Fxck!”
Slater and a few people around him shouted.
"Is this a greeting gift?" Xu Taiping looked at the cake behind him and asked.
"We don't mean anything else, it's just a joke, our country is a country of humor, and we people are equally humorous! You shouldn't be angry, right?" asked Slater with a smile.
"No, I'm not going to be angry. Xu Taiping shook his head with a smile, turned around and walked to the cake that was stuck to the cabinet, and then grabbed the cake in his hand.
"What a pity cream cake!" Xu Taiping looked at the cake in his hand, sighed, and shook his head.
"You can eat him if you like!" Slater laughed.
Xu Taiping looked at Slater and suddenly grinned.
Boom!
Everyone only saw Xu Taiping's hand shake, and then the cake in Xu Taiping's hand disappeared.
With a snap, the cake slapped directly on Slater's face, and then fell down from Slater's face little by little, and finally most of it fell to the ground, leaving only some cream stuck to Slater's face.
The people around Slater were all confused by Xu Taiping's move, and they all looked at Xu Taiping and Slater in shock.
"Bastard!" Slater grabbed the cream off his face, and then stared at Xu Taiping viciously, just about to get mad, he suddenly saw Xu Taiping show a shy smile, and then heard Xu Taiping say, "Our Huaxia is also a country that loves to joke, and we Huaxia people also have a great sense of humor, you won't be angry, right?" It's just a joke, man!"
"Joke!!" Slater clenched his fists, grabbing the cream in his hand through his fingers.
"Yes, it's just a joke, haha, let's be happy, by the way, Captain Slatert, where is my clothes?"
"It's in the 1188 cabinet next door, get dressed, and gather in the open space outside!" said Slater, then turned and walked outside.
I didn't even go crazy on the spot!
"You're finished, offended the captain!" Paul looked at Xu Taiping with an expression that you were about to die, then shook his head and turned to leave.
Although the surrounding security guards wanted to say something, they still closed their mouths at the thought of Xu Taiping smashing the cake on their boss's face, and several people left with a sigh.
Xu Taiping smiled indifferently, he didn't want to let the students of Jiangyuan University confront the students of Beckern University, but it didn't mean that he would swallow his anger in the face of the school's security, since Slater said it was a joke, then he didn't mind making more jokes like this with Slater.
Although Xu Taiping is now at the bottom of the security department here, he was not from the bottom in the security department of Jiangyuan University?
Xu Taiping changed his clothes and came to the open space outside the three-story building.
At this time, about ten or so campus security guards had gathered here and lined up.
Slater stood in front of the queue, the cake on his face was gone, and when he saw Xu Taiping come out, Slater said with a dark face, "Hurry up and enter the team!"
"Yes!" Xu Taiping nodded and quickened his pace.
When Xu Taiping walked past Slater, Xu Taiping said with a smile, "Captain Slater, the cake is really clean." ”
Slater's face sank and he didn't speak.
With a slight smile on the corner of his mouth, Xu Taiping walked into the team.
"Today, there are newcomers from Huaxia to join us, I think everyone should have known our Mr. Xu, yes, it is the person you saw today who was shot with a water gun, everyone remember, you must help our Xu more, let him feel the warmth of our school in our Beckern University, now, I will group, Josh, you and Brayton go to the School of Economics, Kate, you go to the laboratory building with Vincelet, Paul, you and Xu, go to Area D..."
When Slater's words fell, all the security guards present showed expressions of surprise.
Soon, Slater divided everyone's grouping and patrol areas.
"Excuse me, Area D, what is it?" asked Xu Taiping.
"Zone D is a district of our school, and our school is close to the city government, and if the front of our school gate is front, Zone D means the back. Slater explained.
"I see!" Xu Taiping nodded, then looked at the Paul, and said with a smile, "I'm new here, and I don't understand anything, so I asked Brother Paul to take care of me." ”
"Well said, well said!" Paul smiled and nodded, a strange look flashing in his eyes.
(I wish you all a happy new year, first update one chapter, and the next four chapters will be updated before ten o'clock~)